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Oh, oh! Okay! Currently listening to a group called the Overtones, and the sings called 'In the still of the Night', let's go with that as the sentence starter! And I'll throw in Dazai and Chuuya cus (*^▽^)/★*☆♪
Love you, Squiggies! *kith your forehead many times* mwa~ 🩷💕🩷💕🩷
{Puffs are officially CLOSED}
EEEEK RACHI I LOVE THIS!! The song is so good? I didn't know what to expect when I looked it up but my god it's gorgeous! I've gotcha covered!
Song: In The Still Of The Night- Overtones
Chuuya didn’t show off, but he had some serious singing pipes.
“In the still of the night, I held you, I held you tight~” He sang out in a smooth melodious voice, steaming the brims of his hats the way he saw on TV. “‘Cause I love, love you so~”
He was there. Chuuya could feel eyes on him, picture the easy expression Dazai wore as he took him in. The first time he caught Chuuya singing to himself, the redhead could barely look at him.
Now…
“Promise I’ll never let you go.” He turned so his gaze found Dazai’s, something proud and soft mixing in his chest at the smitten expression he brunette wore. “In the still of the night~”
“Don’t stop on my behalf.” Dazai encouraged when Chuuya trailed off. “Keep going.”
“So demanding.” Chuuya stood, putting aside his hats as he walked over to Dazai. With barely a tug, he pulled the taller man into his arms, swaying him. “I remember that night in May, The stars were bright above~”
Dazai hummed along, his voice a low vibration beneath Chuuya’s voice. He pulled Chuuya closer, resting his head against his crown with a content sound. If he pressed his head into his chest, Chuuya was sure he’d feel Dazai’s heart racing.
“I hope and pray to keep, your precious love~”
“You already have it forever.” Dazai spoke in his hair, earning a small pinch to his side.
“Shhh, we’re getting to the good part. Well before the light, hold me again. With all of your might, in the still of the night~”
They carried on like that, Chuuya wrapped in Dazai’s arms and falling further in love with him with each sway of their feet.
He didn’t have to ask if Dazai felt the same. The soft kisses to his crown told him all he needed to know.
#Puffs#sentence starters#bsd#fluff#chuuya nakahara#dazai osamu#singing#Isn't Chuuya's VA the lead singer for Trash Candy?#I feel like I've read that somewhere before?#rachi-roo#friend :3
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Snow's TTRPG Class: Lesson #1, a reading list of experimental rpgs
"Go ahead, put anything here," Tumblr says. Well don't you worry, Tumblr. I will put anything here. Just wait and see.
I wrote this article: https://nerves.games/2023/07/26/snows-ttrpg-class-reading-list/
It's got some words in there. Go check it out. OR, just look this list of games and read them. It's your first assignment. These are all games that I think have pushed on the boundaries of TTRPGs and most of them I would consider experimental. They are in alphabetical order.
Adventure RPG (in Need of Translation), Mameli – https://better-legends.itch.io/adventure-rpg-in-need-of-translation
Apollo 47 Technical Manual, Hutchings – https://thousandyearoldvampire.com/products/apollo-47-technical-manual-an-rpg
Care for Hecuba, Libre – https://bigstuffedcat.itch.io/care-for-hecuba
Clay Creatures, Sinclair – https://s-jared.itch.io/clay-creatures
Disk Horse, Geist – https://fm-geist.itch.io/disk-horse-1-off-to-the-races
Don’t Lose Your Mind, Baugh – https://evilhat.com/product/don-t-lose-your-mind
Everyone is John, Sullivan – https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/271276/Everyone-is-John
Feedback, Slattery – https://adira.itch.io/feedback
Flying Games, Dragon – https://possumcreekgames.itch.io/flying-games
Freebase, Thron & Shaughnessy – https://i.4pcdn.org/tg/1411822901179.pdf
I EAT MANTRAS FOR BREAKFAST, Mison – https://mariabumby.itch.io/i-eat-mantras-for-breakfast
kill puppies for satan, Baker – https://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1370/08/1370081361036.pdf
Lady Blackbird, Harper – https://johnharper.itch.io/lady-blackbird
Paranoia, Costikyan, Gelber, and Goldberg – https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/224392/Paranoia–First-Edition
Plot Armor, Black – https://oriondblack.itch.io/plot-armor
Print Weaver, Morrison – https://nlmorrison.itch.io/print-weaver
Teen Witch, Adler – https://buriedwithoutceremony.com/variations-on-your-body
Ten Candles, Dewey – https://cavalrygames.com/shop/ten-candles-pdf
This Discord Has Ghosts in it, Jobst & Vass – https://willjobst.itch.io/ghosts
Unusual Esoterica, Unpleasant – https://axesorcs.itch.io/unusual-esoterica-series-1
We Are But Worms, LaBresh – https://riverhousegames.itch.io/we-are-but-worms-a-one-word-rpg
Wisher, Theurgist, Fatalist, Moran – https://afarandasunlessland.files.wordpress.com/2018/09/wtf.pdf
If you didn't read the article: this is not a list of best rpgs, or a list of great starter rpgs, or a list of my favorite games! It's simply a list of experimental games that I think pushed the bounds. I think if you're in my internet house (which you are while you read this, welcome in, get comfy, we've got fresh-squeezed water) you should read these and have opinions on them, even if your opinion is "lol, lmao, this is trash." But this is school so you have to put it in a complete sentence of you get an F. Minus.
Bye,
Snow
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THE CRAFT (1996) SENTENCE STARTERS
❛ I can't stay home and watch daytime TV for the rest of my life. ❜
❛ The almanac says today will bring an arrival of something. ❜
❛ We need someone to call out the corners-- north, south, east and west. ❜
❛ I am sorry. My defenses are up. People here have been really rude to me. ❜
❛ He comes on to anything with tits. ❜
❛ Everything in nature steals, you know. Big animals steal from little ones. ❜
❛ Maybe you're a natural witch. Your power comes from within. ❜
❛ I had a dream about you. In my dream, you were dead. ❜
❛ Man invented God. This is older than that. ❜
❛ Do you guys worship the devil? ❜
❛ Sometimes I will want it to rain, and a pipe will burst in my room and it will just get flooded. Or I will want it just to be quiet, and I will wish for it, and I will go deaf for three days straight. ❜
❛ Nothing makes everything all better again. ❜
❛ Maybe he was just trying to save face then... because... he's going around the whole school saying that... you're the lousiest lay he's ever had. ❜
❛ Why'd you lie about me? ❜
❛ Look, I don't want to go out with you again. Okay? Please stop begging. It's pathetic. ❜
❛ She's gonna cry, and then I am gonna cry. We're all gonna cry. ❜
❛ You girls watch out for those weirdos. ❜
❛ We are the weirdos. ❜
❛ Did you tell your friends? That you're a lying sack of shit. ❜
❛ Did you ever play that game, light as a feather, stiff as a board? ❜
❛ I think she doesn't want to be white trash any more. And I told her, "You're white, honey. Just deal with it." ❜
❛ Ever since I was a little girl I said, “All I want in life is a juke box that plays nothing but Connie Francis records.' ❜
❛ It's just that I can't stop thinking about you. I don't know why, but I think I love you. ❜
❛ I don't know what's happening to me. I can't eat. I can't sleep. ❜
❛ When you open a floodgate, how do you undo it? You unleash something with a spell. There is no undoing. It must run its course. ❜
❛ You should let him suffer. ❜
❛ It's not for you to judge suffering. ❜
❛ True magic is neither black nor white. It's both because nature is both. Loving and cruel, all at the same time. The only good or bad is in the heart of the witch. ❜
❛ Whatever you send out you get back times three. ❜
❛ You want to invoke the spirit? You must be experienced to do this. It's very dangerous. ❜
❛ You know, the serpent is a very powerful being. You should respect it. ❜
❛ Listen, all I am saying is I think it's enough already. ❜
❛ I know you think we're getting what we want now, but it's going to come back to us threefold. ❜
❛ Are we actually having a theological conversation here? ❜
❛ I mean, it's fun, it's scary. I mean, who gives a shit? ❜
❛ Stop trying to win them over, because it won't work. ❜
❛ How do you know what I look like? We're talking on the phone. ❜
❛ I disagreed with them once, and they turned their backs on me. That's not friendship. ❜
❛ Sometimes it's like we're one person. Know what I mean? ❜
❛ You should have seen the look in his eyes. It was so weird. They seemed empty, like it wasn't even him. ❜
❛ You're a witch! They were right. ❜
❛ The only reason you're in love with her is because she cast a spell on you. Sad, but true. ❜
❛ You don't even exist to me! You don't even exist. You are nothing. ❜
❛ The only way you know how to treat women is by treating them like whores! ❜
❛ He's sorry? Oh, he's sorry! He's sorry! He's sorry! Sorry, my ass! ❜
❛ Don't touch me! Everything I touch turns to shit. ❜
❛ You know, in the old days if a witch betrayed her coven... they would kill her. ❜
❛ I know I don't know you very well, but I just didn't know where else to go. ❜
❛ And now, it's like everywhere I turn, they're all around me. No matter what I do, ❛ they're still there. I don't know what to do. ❜
❛ She's inside my dreams. She knows what's going on inside my head. She can read my mind. ❜
❛ I can't control it. I always end up hurting somebody. ❜
❛ You must invoke the spirit. ❜
❛ If it isn’t real then why are you still bleeding? ❜
❛ Run! Run back up to your room like the little coward that you are. ❜
❛ What's going on? Why aren't you dead? ❜
❛ He came to me. Saved me. And he wanted me to give you a message. You're in deep shit. ❜
❛ By the way, what happened to [name]? They rushed out of here without even saying good-bye. That's bad manners. ❜
❛ Relax. It's only magic. ❜
❛ Look. I know I am a little crazy. I don't mean to be. ❜
❛ It all got out of hand, and I am sorry. No more games, okay? ❜
❛ We were just wondering, do you still have any powers? Because we don't. ❜
❛ Hold your breath until I call. ❜
❛ Be careful. You don't want to end up like [name]. ❜
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Meat and Greet Sentence Starters
from lyrics to ice nine kills 'meat and greet'
Don't get close to the glass, and be careful
If he smells your fear he'll eat you alive
A trainee desperate for some information
Skipped poor white trash by one generation
Don't test me
Spare me any deceit
The silence is circling
Like lambs to a slaughter
This dance never ends
These are not just thrill kills
Then tell me who kills in poor taste
While the evil threads the needle, so it seems
Bid farewell then close the casket
Like many before her, it's happened again
We've all found a flavor we can't resist
I'd fuck me
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it's always sunny in philadelphia season sixteen starter sentences.
starter sentences taken from episodes one - three from season sixteen of it's always sunny in philadelphia. part one of ??
have you ever seen teenage mutant ninja turtles ?
you spent close to $20,000 on a couch you never owned.
that's pretty bad business fellas.
now listen i have glued my hand to a door so they can't physically remove me.
you know, i know stuff.
that's money talk right there.
how much nut do you go through a month?
are you storing up your nut or are you blowing through it?
i'll give you fifty cents for a buck.
come, have a seat.
it was super cheap dude.
well listen, i don't really have any interest in your bulk tin of low end economy nuts.
yeah don't make a mess.
what's behind that door?
holy shit! what the fuck is this?
i wasn't tryin' to be crypto about it.
this is tits!
can i sleep in here?
we're gonna blow our shoes out with all this walking.
how is this not a big deal?
move past it dude, move past it man.
i really ultimately don't give a shit.
did you glue your hand to my door?
i can tell you're mad.
i can't deal with this.
and just leave me here all alone?
i don't wanna be a bad host.
you know what, this was a mistake.
i can't sleep.
what is going on with you dude?
what you workin' on there bud?
is that thing loaded, by the way?
get off my back.
you know what? screw this.
i am in the prime of my life.
okay so it was loaded, my mistake. don't be so dramatic.
it's not like anybody's in any real danger.
getting shot in the face is pretty cool.
i do care about the money though.
i got some bad news for ya, bud.
i figured you probably forgot too or something.
did you try to pull out your own teeth?
i'm so sorry.
i didn't have the heart to tell you.
those ungrateful bitches.
i can't believe you did this!
i'm not mad at you okay? it's fine.
you did make a mistake.
i didn't mean to upset you.
this is not working.
should we just attack him and take it?
shut up!
this is my worst nightmare in my entire life.
she burnt the shit outta me.
i got a little surprise for ya.
you wanna take it easy? goddamn. just one bite at a time.
ha! i almost ate my gun.
i hope everyone brought their appetite because i made quiche!
this is like, everything you've ever wanted.
that is ... sad.
this is so annoying.
alright, where to now?
a perfect day can't last forever.
what the hell are you doing?
you're outta control with that thing.
just barge right in okay don't be shy.
oh my god what are you doing here?
this is so distasteful.
asmr, dickweed!
how long has it been?
that's a definite pass for me.
this is a million to one shot and i've got a really good feeling about this.
our luck just turned around.
i don't wanna have my ass handed to me.
we have a problem.
whatever you do, don't laugh.
this is bad, dude.
what? why are you trying to break my door down at three in the morning?
i just wanted to ask if you could kindly keep the noise down.
this was very sweet of you to bake these for me.
it's a trophy, see? it says cunt of the year. that's you!
bad things are going to happen to you one day. i guarantee it.
you earned it!
we're not having bad luck, we're having good luck.
come here you rat! die!
it's time to make good on your end of the bargain.
what is your deal, man?
i'm going to beat you with my shoe!
we gotta take this seriously.
go make your apologies!
i'm done listening to this.
'just in case' is as good of a reason to believe in anything as any.
i don't believe in that bullshit.
well, that's not good.
that's a bad omen!
boy, that's a shame.
thank you for this.
i'm just trash right? that's what you said.
i got you a sixer!
i gotta show you something but you gotta keep it a secret.
you're not following.
it makes literally no sense.
a moment of your time?
i'm sorry your dad doesn't like you.
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* THE MODERN PROMETHEUS. sentence starters from mary shelley's novel, frankenstein ; or, the modern prometheus. from the original manuscript, the original published edition, & the 1831 revision. feel free to change pronouns / terms / tense / etc.
do you understand this feeling ?
I desire the company of someone who could sympathize with me.
I shall do nothing rashly.
remember me with affection, should you never hear from me again.
I will not rashly encounter danger. I will be cool, persevering, & prudent.
will you have the kindness to inform me whither you are bound ?
I have lost everything, & cannot begin life anew.
you may easily perceive, [name], that I have suffered great & unparalleled misfortunes.
with what interest & sympathy shall I read it in some future day !
the world was to me a secret, which I desired to discover.
it was the secrets of heaven & earth that I desired to learn
no youth could have passed more happily than mine.
do not waste your time upon this ; it is sad trash.
I believed myself totally unfitted for the company of strangers.
have you really spent your time in studying such nonsense ?
I am happy to have gained a disciple.
remember, I am not recording the vision of a madman.
a resistless, & almost frantic impulse, urged me forward.
you must pardon me, if I regard any interruption in your correspondence as a proof that your other duties are equally neglected.
how can I describe my emotions at this catastrophe ?
how glad I am to see you !
it gives me the greatest delight to see you.
you look as if you had been watching for several nights.
how ill you are !
what is the cause of all this ?
oh, save me ! save me !
I dare say you wish to be indulged in a little gossip.
are you always to be unhappy ?
my dear friend, what has happened ?
even cato wept over the dead body of his brother.
I am afraid, tears instead of smiles will be your welcome.
I do not know what you mean.
no one believes it, surely ?
did the murderer place it there ?
I cannot go alone.
I did confess, but I confessed a lie.
I hope you do not believe I am guilty.
I cannot live in this world of misery.
Do you think that I do not suffer also?
men appear to me as monsters thirsting for each other’s blood.
I would sacrifice my life for your peace.
devil ! do you dare approach me?
begone, vile insect!
I expected this reception.
all men hate the wretched.
abhorred monster !
be calm ! I entreat you to hear me.
have I not suffered enough?
I do not wish to hate you.
I was benevolent & good ; misery made me a fiend.
make me happy, & I shall again be virtuous.
you, my creator, abhor me ; what hope can I gather from your fellow-creatures, who owe me nothing ?
cursed be the day, abhorred devil, in which you first saw light !
relieve me from the sight of your detested form !
I ought to be thy adam, but I am rather the fallen angel.
I stared back, unable to believe that it was indeed I who was reflected in the mirror.
was I then a monster, a blot upon the earth, from which all men fled, & whom all men disowned ?
cursed creator ! why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust ?
pardon this intrusion, I am a traveler in want of a little rest.
I thank you, & accept your generous offer
at length the thought of you crossed my mind.
to whom could I apply with more fitness than to him who had given me life ?
I do not intend to hurt you.
I am content to reason with you.
if I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear.
I will work at your destruction, nor finish until I desolate your heart, so that you curse the hour of your birth.
this is what it is to live !
where does he now exist ? is this gentle & lovely being lost forever ?
does it now only exist in my memory ?
I could pass my life here.
I had rather be with you.
hasten then, my dear friend, to return, so that I may again feel myself somewhat at home, which I cannot do in your absence.
had I the right, for my own benefit, to inflict this curse upon everlasting generations ?
what is it that you intend ?
do you dare to break your promise ?
I can make you so wretched that the light of day will be hateful to you.
beware ; for I am fearless, & therefore powerful.
I will be with you on your wedding night.
villain ! before you sign my death-warrant, be sure that you are yourself safe.
why do you answer me so roughly ?
why did I not die ?
are you better now ?
I am sorry that I am still alive to feel this misery & horror.
can I do any thing to make you more comfortable ?
on the whole earth there is no comfort which I am capable of receiving.
persecuted & tortured as I am & have been, can death be any evil to me ?
a fatality seems to pursue you.
do you not love another ?
it is your happiness I desire as well as my own.
if I see but one smile on your lips when we meet, I shall need no other happiness.
you are sorrowful, my love.
this night is dreadful, very dreadful.
why did I not then expire ?
I am satisfied, miserable wretch ! you have determined to live, & I am satisfied.
for many months this has been my task.
my reign is not yet over.
learn from my miseries, & do not seek to increase your own.
do you think that I was then dead to agony & remorse ?
you throw a torch into a pile of buildings, & when they are consumed you sit among the ruins, & lament the fall.
but it is even so ; the fallen angel becomes a malignant devil.
you hate me ; but your abhorrence cannot equal that with which I regard myself.
soon, I shall die, & what I now feel will no longer be felt.
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To build a better world, you have to tear down the foundations of today.
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-Independent, low-activity, semi-selective Hydra!Steve Rogers roleplay account
-Inspired by the Marvel Movies + a metric fuck-ton of headcanons
-Continue Reading for the rest of it
[ Thread Tracker ]
A Bit of Backstory…
[Applicable for all verses]
Known as HYDRA’s ‘Best Kept Secret’, Steve was an agent from the very beginning; from receiving the serum to joining SHIELD and leading the Avengers. Very, very few knew about Captain Rogers’ involvement, and those that did usually didn’t live long.
He ensures Bucky’s survival during the mock HYDRA takedown in the Alps and stays by his side during recovery until he crashes the Valkyrie, losing the tesseract and the Skull in the incident.
Once unfrozen, Steve is offered to lead a team, the Avengers, he agrees and HYDRA quickly comes knocking— Jumping at the chance to cement themselves inside the group.
Steve isn’t at all horrified at what they had done to Bucky, understanding that-
Sometimes, the greatest sacrifices lead to the greatest victories.
And he assumes the role of the Winter Soldier’s main handler as the Soldier behaves differently around him.
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Verses
˗ˏˋ ★ Main- The world still thinks Steve is Captain America, heading the Avengers and running missions as a SHIELD operative. [He is just ‘off’ enough that those who were closest to him would know something is wrong, if having infiltrated another ‘verse’] **Post-Insight
˗ˏˋ ★ Multiverse- A HYDRA experiment gone wrong, Steve is sent to other multiverses [and assumes your character’s canon]. <- Mostly combined with the ‘main verse’.
˗ˏˋ ★ Avengers Assemble- (pre)2012 -> Civil War era, can technically be included in ✮Multiverse✮, Steve find and kills(?) the original Cap and assumes his position- Still acting as an Agent of HYDRA, but HYDRA does not win in this verse.
˗ˏˋ ★ Post-Endgame- HYDRA!Cap assumes the role of Steve once again after he disappears into the past, but still agrees to hand over the shield, since HYDRA would be long-gone by this point. He is just ‘off’ enough that those who were closest to him would know something is wrong.
˗ˏˋ ★ HYDRA Wins- This would be post-Insight, with the help of Captain Rogers and the Winter Soldier, HYDRA is successful in launching project Insight.
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--- If your muse has multiple verses, I am including those as separate muses
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gustholomule with starter line 4 :stare:
May have got a bit carried away with this one 🫣
Send me a prompt!
“You don’t have to do this, you know,” Gus said, sorting through the rubble of what still remained of his room. A lot of buildings had been completely demolished during the Collector’s reign, so he was just glad that his house was salvageable, even though it would be a lot of work to repair.
“I’m here, aren’t I?” Matt responded, raising an eyebrow. He cast a spell circle to reconstruct one of Augustus’ bookshelves.
Gus took a stack of singed books and threw them into the trash bin with a sigh. “Yeah, but I’m sure there are a lot of other things you could be doing. A lot of other people who need help.”
“Yeah but those other people aren’t—“ Matt seemed to catch himself mid-sentence and freeze, tensing his shoulders.
“Aren’t what?” Gus looked at him quizzically.
“—Aren’t friends with the human who saved our asses from Belos and the Collector.” Matt recovered quickly.
“Oh.” Gus felt a pang of disappointment strike him and he suddenly felt very small. After a few beats of silence, he finally spoke up again. “If that’s the only reason you’re here, then you should leave. I don’t need your help.”
Matt’s face fell. “No, that’s not what I meant. I just…hey, what is that?” he asked, pointing at something near Augustus’ feet. Gus looked down and grabbed it in one motion.
“It’s nothing!” he said, swiftly hiding it behind his back.
Matt crossed his arms. “I’m not stupid, Augustus.”
Gus sighed, removing his arm from behind his back to reveal what he had tried to hide. Matt recognized it immediately as one of the human artifacts that he had crafted when he was still trying to win over the H.A.S. He walked over and picked it up, turning it over in his hands. It was just a rock that he’d drawn a “human” skull onto.
“I don’t understand,” he said.
“I know, I know, it’s weird that I kept them because we weren’t friends or anything. I mean, not that we’re friends now—
“We aren’t?”
Augustus gaped at him. “I don’t know? I thought we were, but then…” he took a seat on the half of his bed that still remained, “after we got back from the human realm, I wasn’t sure anymore.”
Matt knelt down next to him. “Why would you think that?”
“Because the first thing you did when you saw me again was call me a loser and then right after that I found out that I didn’t even know your real name?”
“C’mon, you gotta admit that was funny,” Matt said, looking up at him with a crooked smile before looking away again. “Look, I’m not really good at this stuff. It’s just that you were gone and everything changed overnight and then suddenly I had all these kids looking to me to protect them. And it’s not like I didn’t think about…” Matt’s voice began to waiver and he paused to suck in a breath. “You know, before. But I couldn’t think about it too much or I wouldn’t have been able to keep going.”
“Oh?” Gus leaned forward, hanging onto every word.
“And then when you came back, I guess it was easier to just pretend you’d never left. Because I was scared that I was gonna lose you again.” As soon as the words slipped out of his mouth, Matt seemed to realize what he said and his eyes widened. “I mean—I was scared that Luz would…be weird about it.”
“I’m not stupid, Mattholomule,” Gus said, unable to hide the sly smile on his face.
Matt rolled his eyes. “Yeah, well, don’t tell anybody that I got all mushy for a minute. Don’t want people to think I’ve gone soft.” He looked down at the object in his hand again. “That’s not what I meant, by the way. I didn’t think it was weird that you kept them because we weren’t friends yet. I thought it was weird that you kept them because they’re trash. They’re not worth holding onto.”
“I don’t think they’re trash,” Gus said, reaching over and grabbing the rock, “they’re special to me because they remind me of how we met.”
Matt smiled up at him, showing his chipped tooth. “Wow, I didn’t know you were so obsessed with me.”
Augustus frowned and kicked him playfully with his foot. They both sat in comfortable silence for a minute.
“Hey, Matt?”
“Yeah?”
“I missed you too.”
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dream theory
A drabble based on the prompt by @lab-trash that Ness is the reason why Mike has the dream theory book.
Also cross-posted on AO3!
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It’s not often Ness gets to hear Mike talk a lot, much less ramble. The shorter man mostly conveys what he wants to say through his actions, not his words. But sometimes, late at night when the moon is shining through their bedroom window, Mike will talk about what’s bothering him.
He talks about Abby a lot and his worry about providing for her and parenting her. Ness will comfort him and remind him that he isn’t alone anymore and they will go overcome every hurdle together. Other times, it’ll be about his parents and specifically his dad, who Ness can easily guess was distant. But very rarely, it’ll be about Garrett.
Mike hates talking about Garrett and what happened to him. He only gets a few words out before he clams up and Ness doesn’t push him any further. Well, until one night.
They’re lying in bed and the lamp next to Mike is off but neither one of them are sleeping. Mike is draped across Ness’ chest with Ness’ hand and arm over his body. Maybe it’s the drink or two they had before bed (when Abby was asleep) but Mike starts talking and just… doesn’t stop.
“When I was 12, we were camping in Nebraska and my mom had stepped away for a second when it happened. She told me to watch my brother and I got distracted and he got taken.” Mike swallows the lump in his throat as well as his tears. “The police never found him or his… body or the man who did it or anything. I saw the car and sometimes, I feel like I saw the man who did it too but I can’t remember.” Ness hums in response to show he’s listening, carding his fingers through his boyfriend’s hair.
Suddenly, Ness remembers something. “You know, I was at the library once,” a usual sentence starter as Ness loves reading random books in his free time, “and I picked up this book. It was called Dream Theory. Basically, it talks about how the human brain doesn’t forget things. Everything you see is stored inside of you, even the smallest things. So, if you think you saw him, it’s probably in there.” Ness explains, tapping Mike’s head as he murmurs the last sentence.
They sit in silence for a minute, Mike thinking over what Ness has just said and Ness waiting for a response. “You think… if I could relive that day somehow, I could find out who took him?” Mike asks in disbelief. “I read it a while ago, I don’t remember too much of it.” Ness chuckles at the irony. “Maybe I could get you the book.”
Mike lifts his head, meeting Ness’ eyes and leans forward, kissing his boyfriend. “Thank you.” He mumbles quietly, sleepiness setting in. “Of course, sugar. Just… don’t push yourself, okay? I know how hard it is for you to talk about him.” Ness smiles softly but Mike is already asleep against his chest. Ness lays in bed for a few minutes in silence, wondering if he’s done the right thing.
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Ness buys the book the day after, skimming through it in the bookstore to make sure it’s what he remembered it was. He bites his lip as he reads, wondering if he should really give this to Mike. He doesn’t want his boyfriend basically reliving one of the most traumatic things that happened to him every night. But maybe, just maybe, he can find something out about his brother that will start the healing process. With that thought in mind, he buys it.
He gives it to Mike that night when they’re about to go to bed. “What’s this?” Mike hums, holding the book in his hands. “You were tipsy, I think, but we talked about the night Garrett was taken and you said you might have seen the man who did it. I think this can help you figure it all out.” Mike is silent and Ness wonders if he’s done or said something wrong.
“Thank you, Nessie.” Ness’ heart races at the nickname and the hug he receives after. It’s just like hearing the words “I love you” and it’s plenty nerve-wracking because they haven’t said those words before. But, Ness says it back anyway. “I love you too, Mike.” On his tiptoes, Mike buries his head into the crook of Ness’ neck, book clutched tightly in his hands.
#mine#my fanfics#text#fnaf movie#mike schmidt#ness#ness the waiter#securitywaiter#dreamtheory#five nights at freddy's#five nights at freddy’s movie#fnaf#mike schmidt x ness the waiter#mike schmidt x ness
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hello hello! the name puffs is so cute 😭 anyways i hope youre having a good day!!
if i could, would it be okay to request lee!dazai with ler!atsushi and ler!chuuya with the sentence starter "you have ten seconds to hide, when we catch you, you're getting tickled"
{Puffs are officially CLOSED}
So, I'm putting a pin in this one cause this prompt gives me such inspo for a full fic? I know there wasn't too much tickling going on in this dabble- my apologies for that! I want to make this a proper fic soon, so stay tuned for that :D I hope you like it either way, anon!
“I’m so boooooooooorrrreeeeed~” Dazai droned from his desk, eyes half-lidded with disinterest as he looked at the stack of paperwork before him. “Kuuuuni~ Aaaaatsushhhhhhi~ Entertain me!”
“Do your work. That should keep you entertained for a while.” Kunikida didn’t look up from his computer, unfazed by the brunette’s whining. “And sit up straight while you’re at it. You’re at work, not home.”
“But isn’t the armed detective agency our second home?” Dazai fluttered his eyelashes at them, pouting when neither paid him any mind. “I see how it is. I’m like the unwanted stray hoarded up in the family garage, living off scraps from the trash.”
“Did-did you just call yourself a raccoon?” Atsushi blinked, looking at Dazai. He fell right for his trap.
“Atsushi! You’ve noticed me!” Rolling over in his chair, he unceremoniously tossed his arms around the younger man, leaning on him with nearly all his weight. “Take me home and feed me delicious food!”
“I do have a spar futon…”
“Don’t entertain him!” Kunikida growled, giving up on his report as he slammed his laptop shut. “Fine, you want to play a game? Let’s play. You get ten seconds to hide.”
“Mr. Kunikida?” Atsushi blinked. Dazai seemed equally curious.
“What-”
“If we catch you,” Kunikida referred to himself and Atsushi, earning even more surprise from the weretiger. “You’re getting tickled. Is that clear?”
…Huh? No way Kunikida was suggesting that! Atsushi turned to Dazai, expecting some sort of coy reply or teasing remark.
Instead, he found nothing but air.
“Did he-” Atsushi blinked, watching as Kunikida took his seat once more, opening his laptop.
“That’ll keep him busy for a while. You’re relieved of your duties until my reports are finished.” The blonde jerked his chin to the office plant, Dazai’s foot sticking out comically. “See to it that idiot stays entertained.”
Atsushi looked between him and Dazai, the brunette subtly poking his face through the greenery to spy. Then he laughed, getting up with a nod. “Here I come, Dazai!”
It didn’t take long for Dazai’s howling mirth to fill the office.
#Puffs#sentence starters#bsd#tickle#tickle dabble#dazai osamu#atsushi nakajima#kunikida doppo#future fic#Apologies for the lack of tickles#I'll make sure to add plenty when I write it
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Mun's Playlists Starter Sentences: Yandere Edition
From the mixed-up playlists of the creator of spunsugarmusings, here's a lyric starter meme based on the theme of yanderes. Trigger warnings for stalking, violence, kidnapping, murder, and blood. Change pronouns as necessary! Some of these songs DO contain gendered pronouns.
"Sweetheart, please don't yell at me."
"It really isn't hard to see the truth that's rotting underneath."
Do you really think I'm out of line tonight?!"
"If you play my game, she might just make it out alive!"
"I'm not asking much, just give me your heart and put no one else above me."
"Go on, say you love me!"
"Without you my life means nothing!"
"I'll always see behind your smoke and mirrors."
"I know you love me deep inside."
"You're simply caught up in her lie, so I will cut you free myself."
"If you still won't accept it, you're gonna regret it!"
"I will devour your soul and make you wholly mine, so that you will belong to me for the rest of time."
"I want you to know that I only do this out of love."
"You're creepy when you're kind."
"You'd kill for me?"
"I'm a doll in your hands."
"You chucked me out like I was trash, for that you should be dead!"
"They're keeping you away from me!"
"They made you blind, messed up your mind, but I can set you free!"
"I was meant to be yours."
"You were meant to be mine! I am all that you need!"
"Sure you're scared, I've been there!"
"Please don't leave me alone. You were all I could trust "
"I'm a collector of beautiful things."
"I capture and keep them and pin down their wings."
"She will be my most precious prize."
"I have collected a beautiful dream."
"Cutting you up will be so refreshing for me."
"Laughing gas can be so much fun!"
"I just feel the need to be getting a little of you and a lot of bloodletting."
"This is no orthodox beheading!"
"I'm all out of hurt, you used up all I've got!"
"Everything you do, I'm obsessed with you."
"I don't mean to scare you, but you're just so cute!"
"I wanna cut you up and put you in my oven just to bake."
"I'd love to wipe these other bitches out so it's just you and me."
"The thought of caring for anyone makes me want to scream."
"Should I be scared?"
"You were comforting and quiet, how did love become so violent?"
"Everything was so sweet, until you tried to kill me."
"You never seem to notice when I follow you home."
"Just know I'm not the sinister type."
"I murdered half the town and left you love notes on their headstones."
"You die like angels sing."
"I want you stuffed into my mouth."
"But love, I'd never hurt you."
"I was born only to share my love with you."
"You are mine and we will never be apart!"
"Do anything, I won't refuse! Just to prove I love you more, don't you see?"
"I will burn in the flame every trace of her name!"
"I'll make you see, force you to be in love with me externally."
"Can't you see, you belong to me?"
"Goodness you're bleeding, what a wonderful feeling!"
"Tasting your blood means I love you!"
"Do you wanna let me tie you to the back of my Ferrari?"
"Will you let me cut your head off if I tell you that I'm sorry?"
"You're mine and I'm yours! If I'm sick, you're the cure!"
"I can't be sorry when her ending was overdue."
"Don't wanna come on strong, but babe, my patience is nearly gone."
"The only one worthy to be with you's me."
"When I'm done there won't be anybody left to stand between you and me."
"You'll be my local hero, you'll be my role model, and don't fail me now."
"I'm your biggest fan, it's so good to finally meet you!"
"Don't you think I deserve better after all that we've been through?"
"I will love you liked you died a martyr for me."
"Don't look so shocked, it's not the way I planned it!"
"Don't you fight back!"
"This'll hurt less if you just submit!"
"They don't know you, not like I do."
"One day you will learn to love me."
"One day you will thank me, you'll see."
"If I can't have you, no one can."
"Only you and I were meant to be forever."
#rp meme#askbox meme#inbox meme#roleplay meme#rp memes#ask box meme#starter sentences#ask meme#sentence starters#yandere#murder#violence#stalking#ask to tag
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NATURAL BORN LOSERS / SENTENCE STARTERS
track 01. poacher's pride.
❝ let it bleed. ❞
❝ i know one day hell will catch up to me. ❞
❝ when it's done there wont be anything left. ❞
❝ i did not cry. ❞
track 02. mean.
❝ you are the way you always were. ❞
❝ you like your cruel games. ❞
❝ i like it when it hurts like hell. ❞
❝ there's nothing you can do to me i wouldn't do to myself. ❞
❝ i'll be bound to you in leather and chains ❞
track 03. white trashing.
❝ show no remorse. ❞
❝ all that glitters is not gold. ❞
❝ carved your name into my leg. ❞
❝ inherited your dad's crazy eyes. ❞
❝ yeah, this place gets old. ❞
❝ it's really hard. ❞
track 04. swan.
❝ you can't forgive me. ❞
❝ if i had the gun i'd choose to shoot again. ❞
❝ he taught me to be a good shot. ❞
❝ you love the sound of sorry. ❞
❝ you still pretend you don't know. ❞
track 05. in the land.
❝ hell has a name. ❞
❝ got the tape recorder in. ❞
❝ spread apart her legs and pull her soul out of the body that it's in. ❞
❝ a starving animal will always feed. ❞
❝ never grow old. ❞
❝ give it up for the milk carton angel. ❞
❝ she'll never grow old. ❞
track 06. alligator blood.
❝ i'm a sucker for the love of the flesh. ❞
❝ it still gets to me. ❞
❝ he held my head and made me watch. ❞
❝ grow up weak or grow up tough. ❞
❝ he'd always hold my head under the water a little too long. ❞
❝ be all guts, no glory. ❞
❝ all survivor, no guilt. ❞
❝ he calls me his crocodile tears. ❞
track 07. executioner.
❝ baby, you have to pay in this way or another. ❞
❝ for as long as we've known each other you've been playing this game with death... ❞
❝ unprepared to meet your god. ❞
❝ they think that you emit the light, but you only take it in. ❞
❝ you'll scream out for your father. ❞
❝ you'll scream out for your father and in darkness, i pray you will never find him again. ❞
track 08. american tradition.
❝ he wants to be just like his father. ❞
❝ if i bleed to death, it doesn't matter. ❞
❝ my baby, he's still the winner. ❞
❝ things don't go like they should. ❞
❝ it's no good. ❞
track 09. angels of porn ii.
❝ it's harder to be good in here. ❞
❝ i try to stir my conscience, it was never really there. ❞
❝ everything is fine in heaven. ❞
❝ soak all my clothes in holy water. ❞
track 10. a marvellous persona.
❝ i think i'm dying. ❞
❝ you tried, ____, we all did. ❞
❝ shut up! shut up, will ya? don't quit... ❞
❝ we have to go now. ❞
track 11. you're so cool.
❝ you're so cool, you're so cool. ❞
❝ wild eyes, they're black like magic eight balls. ❞
❝ when i'm good i'm very good, but when i'm bad i'm better. ❞
❝ i'm yours forever. ❞
❝ they wanna break your heart. ❞
❝ you carry all that suffering. ❞
❝ i can see the future and there's no death. ❞
❝ you and i, we're angels. ❞
#rp meme#sentence starters#rp memes#rp sentence meme#sentence meme#nicole dollanganger#natural born losers
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naruto sentence starters
“I don't know why, but I understand your feelings so much, it actually hurts.”
“When you give up, your dreams and everything else, they’re gone.”
“A smile is the easiest way out of a difficult situation.”
“Hard work is worthless for those that don't believe in themselves.”
“Somebody told me I’m a failure, I’ll prove them wrong.”
“Every one of us must do what’s in their power!”
“But knowing that pain allows people to be kind. Pain allows people to grow… and how you grow is up to you.”
“It’s not the face that makes someone a monster; it’s the choices they make with their lives.”
“It’s human nature not to realize the true value of something, unless they lose it.”
“If you don’t like the hand that fate’s dealt you with, fight for a new one.”
“The moment people come to know love, they run the risk of carrying hate.”
“If we’re going to die anyway, then it’s better to die fighting than to do nothing!”
“Never underestimate your opponent, no matter how small they may seem.”
“Those who forgive themselves, and are able to accept their true nature… they are the strong ones!”
“Growth occurs when one goes beyond one’s limits. Realizing that is also part of training.”
“In the ninja world, those who don't follow the rules are trash. But, those who abandon their friends are even worse than trash.”
“I am a nobody, but I never gave up.”
“Failing doesn’t give you a reason to give up.”
“The pain of being alone is completely out of this world, isn’t it?”
“When people get hurt, they learn to hate… When people hurt others, they become hated and racked with guilt.”
“When people are protecting something truly special to them, they truly can become as strong as they can be.”
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Wrightworth incorrect quotes
These two have taken over my soul
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Phoenix: what’s your biggest weakness?
Edgeworth: I can be uncooperative
Phoenix: okay, can you give me an example?
Edgeworth: no.
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Phoenix: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.
Edgeworth: Phoenix, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.
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Phoenix: A theif.
Edgeworth: Thief?
Phoenix: Theif.
Edgeworth: I before E, except after C.
Phoenix: Thceif.
Edgeworth: No.
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Phoenix: Please, I'm begging you go to a doctor.
Edgeworth: I'm sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.
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Phoenix: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?
Edgeworth: Go the fuck to sleep
Phoenix: What gif I don't want to?
Edgeworth: Fuck You
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Phoenix: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Edgeworth: It's not a joke.
Edgeworth: *sniffles*
Edgeworth: I'm a legit snack.
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Phoenix: I made tea.
Edgeworth: I don't want tea.
Phoenix: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Edgeworth: Then why are you telling me?
Phoenix: It is a conversation starter.
Edgeworth: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Phoenix: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Phoenix: Okay, help me please!
Edgeworth: Got two words for you.
Phoenix: I bet they won't be helpful.
Edgeworth: Your problem.
Phoenix: I was right
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Edgeworth: I've already sent good vibes your way.. they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.
Phoenix: This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
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Edgeworth: This is such a bad idea.
Phoenix: Then why are you coming along?
Edgeworth: One of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Phoenix: Am I in trouble?
Edgeworth: Take a guess.
Phoenix: No?
Edgeworth: Take another guess.
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Phoenix: Do you take constructive criticism?
Edgeworth: I only take cash or credit.
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Phoenix: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Edgeworth:
Edgeworth: Phoenix, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
Phoenix: *Sips coffee from bowl*
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Phoenix, pointing: May I sit there?
Edgeworth: That's my lap
Phoenix: That doesn't answer my question, Edgeworth.
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Phoenix, struggling to keep upright in his 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don't really think heels are for me
Edgeworth, pointing at him and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.
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Phoenix, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!
Edgeworth: How?
Phoenix: How what?
Edgeworth: How could they be worse?
Phoenix: They couldn't, I lied.
Edgeworth:
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Phoenix: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives
Edgeworth: I wake up at 4:30 AM
Phoenix:
Phoenix: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives
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Phoenix, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
Edgeworth: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Edgeworth, standing with their back turned: I've been expecting you, Phoenix.
Phoenix : How did you do that without turning around?
Edgeworth: ... To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to were not you.
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Edgeworth: Phoenix and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Phoenix : Sentences.
Edgeworth: Don't interrupt me.
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Edgeworth, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Phoenix : But - that's just a trash can.
Edgeworth: It sure is!
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Edgeworth: Here's some advice
Phoenix : I didn't ask for any
Edgeworth: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Edgeworth: *Accidentally hits Phoenix in the face*
Edgeworth: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Edgeworth: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Phoenix : What's wrong with you?!
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Edgeworth: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine
Edgeworth: i became more evil if you're curious
Phoenix: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still!
Edgeworth: i'm going to get worse on purpose
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Edgeworth: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.
*Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Phoenix : *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.
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Edgeworth: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Phoenix : I think you mean cards.
Edgeworth, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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Edgeworth: How many kids do you have?
Phoenix : Biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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Edgeworth: I'm going to take you out
Phoenix : great, it's a date!
Edgeworth: I meant that as a threat.
Phoenix : See you at five!
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Edgeworth: Phoenix ...
Phoenix: Oh no, 'Phoenix ' in b-flat.
Phoenix : You're disappointed.
#wrightworth#ace attorney#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#incorrect quotes#ace attorney incorrect quotes
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TYKE & SONS LUMBER CO. SENTENCE STARTERS!
feel free to change these as needed.
❝ Well, little [___], the day has come! ❞
❝ No, not the beginning of summer or your coming of age, but me throwing you out on your ear! ❞
❝ That's what my father said to me when I was your age. ❞
❝ No one knows where [they] went. Really weird, if you ask me. ❞
❝ You'll soon be let free from this prison you call "home." ❞
❝ It's time for you to explore the world. ❞
❝ I'm going to be watching you from a safe distance. ❞
❝ I am a professional. ❞
❝ Now, get lost. ❞
❝ This is your time to shine! ❞
❝ Promise to make me a proud [parent], will ya? ❞
❝ This is as important as me teaching you how to walk on two legs. ❞
❝ I need a Mixchiato to-go, quick! ❞
❝ I ordered a Mixchiato, not a regular coffee. You really need to listen closely. ❞
❝ I expected more of you. ❞
❝ For real, if you fail this, I will ground you forever. ❞
❝ I would help, but I'm waaay too busy complaining over the simple things in life. Like weird-tasting coffee. ❞
❝ Now go! Go and make me proud! ❞
❝ The moral of the story is that you can make cocktails, even without the ice. ❞
❝ [___] is going to ruin the whole thing for me. [They] will expose me. ❞
❝ I can't let that happen. ❞
❝ I have to get rid of [them]. ❞
❝ That won't be too much of a problem. I've done similar things before. ❞
❝ I will continue to take care of those who find out more than they need to know. ❞
❝ I'm a mastermind. I can't fail. ❞
❝ Did I just have a stroke? I actually forgot my name. ❞
❝ I'm gonna get you, [___]! ❞
❝ I'm always ahead of you, you little brat! ❞
❝ Tomorrow is another day, where I hope nothing unexpected happens. ❞
❝ Please don't make this difficult. ❞
❝ What's a car? ❞
❝ Move now or I will take out the taser. ❞
❝ [___], do something! ❞
❝ Don't drag your [child] into this. ❞
❝ And that, [son], is how you avoid the cops. ❞
❝ Something isn't right. I really don't recall doing something illegal this time. ❞
❝ We need to get to the bottom of this. ❞
❝ YOU need to get to the bottom of this. Because I'm old. ❞
❝ Who told you that I would actually pay you with money? ❞
❝ Bad things happen from time to time. I'm just happy that I'm still alive. ❞
❝ Go take a look. You will like what's down there. ❞
❝ Listen, I need your help again. ❞
❝ You still owe me one after the coffee incident yesterday. ❞
❝ Go fight the robot. Or make it go away. I don't care. ❞
❝ Something happened that really upset me. ❞
❝ I was supposed to get trashed, yet I am working perfectly fine. ❞
❝ I woke up here in the dump this morning. ❞
❝ You animals wanted to trash me. ❞
❝ Look at my six-pack. I'm ripped. RIPPED! ❞
❝ I am going to crush you. I'm going to smash you to the ground, sit on you, tear you apart, and make lumber out of you. ❞
❝ You think you can stop me? ❞
❝ I knew you could do it! ❞
❝ Overall, a pretty neat battle. I give it a seven out of ten. ❞
❝ I was young once, too. I know what's hip. ❞
❝ I would strangle you if I could. ❞
❝ Nobody can ever know what my deal is. ❞
❝ Ahahahahahaha! I'm so evil! ❞
❝ Where have you been!? I was slightly worried. ❞
❝ I have something interesting to show you. ❞
❝ That's it! You're under arrest for sleep disturbance and murder! ❞
❝ Murder? Since when is that a topic? ❞
❝ Man, we really need a television. ❞
❝ Oh, [___]. Violence isn't always the solution. ❞
❝ That's what your mother would say. ❞
❝ That was a sick move. Good [boy]. ❞
❝ What. ❞
❝ ...they all died...blah blah blah...screams...blah blah blah...magic creatures and all that stuff...blah... ❞
❝ And then I sold them on the black market because the company wasn't paying off. ❞
❝ I don't like unannounced visitors in here. Get out! ❞
❝ I didn't know who was the right person to turn to. ❞
❝ I was tricked, I tell you. ❞
❝ The day would come where I would have my revenge. ❞
❝ That's what actually happened, for real! ❞
❝ We had a fight afterwards and [they] THREW me out of the window. ❞
❝ I landed on my head and they had to give me a new body because I would have died. ❞
❝ I look like a Minecraft Creeper now. ❞
❝ He looks like something that died under my bed and was stored in my fridge. ❞
❝ Agh, I'm just not a bad person. ❞
❝ Oh, boy. I think we're in for a treat. ❞
❝ I do have an answer. Yes, I really do. The answer is very interesting, [___]. The answer is complex. However, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. ❞
❝ We know that we're the good guys, and that counts, I guess. ❞
❝ Good night, and don't let the monsters get you. Hahaha. ❞
❝ Seriously!? How dumb are you? ❞
❝ I came to the conclusion that the best solution was to just lure you down here, and that was easier than I thought. ❞
❝ Don't worry, I won't just kill you off. ❞
❝ You're trapped, after all. What can you do? ❞
❝ I just wanted to experience what it felt like to be the star, for at least a moment. ❞
❝ I've had it with you!!! ❞
❝ Wow! You need to teach me that! ❞
❝ Sorry for being such a weirdo. ❞
❝ It's not like there has been any lore, ever, that took more than five years to solve. ❞
❝ If anyone needs me, I'll be in the underground disco. ❞
#tyke and sons#fnaf rp memes#rp memes#rp prompts#sentence starters#i swore id follow the results of that poll but i played 5 seconds of night 5 and decided to do this instead sfdffds
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Full House Sentence Starters
Send one for my muse’s reaction. Feel free to change pronouns as needed.
"Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using?"
"Why thank you!"
"Don’t say it if you don’t mean it."
"No way, Jose!"
"She signed up for Shop Class cause she thought it was taught at the mall."
"We have this thing here in America called a restraining order"
“I guess we’re not as old as we thought we were, are we now”
"You don't have to be hip and cool. You're spick and span."
"I hope you're not offended. But if you are, that's her father over there."
"Darling, I just hope you are alright. But if you are alright, I'll kill you."
"You got it, dude."
"The baby's sleeping like a baby."
" Did ya get the triple chocolate with pink frosting in the shape of a clown's face with a big cherry-red nose? Did ya, did ya, DID YA?"
"I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves."
"She had the most incredible hypnotic eyes, the face of an angel, the most amazing body."
"You got a bad attitude."
"I can't have chicken pox, I'm immune."
"That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off."
"You've been in toon-town for 2 days. Now, start acting like a human being."
"Cut. It. Out!"
"Talk to me."
"You're immune to common sense."
"Disco will never die."
"Shame on you!"
"Duh!"
"You should take a drive through a car wash without your car."
"I'm stuck in a room full of eggheads. They're worse than eggheads, they're omelette-heads!"
"Well, pin a rose on your nose."
"Oh, puh-lease!"
"How rude!"
"Don't shake your head. Your story's read. It's time for bed. To bed, I said."
"I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... Only you're not joining in."
"Jail break!"
"Now you can have ice cream and chocolate milk, no cookies."
"Elvis never made one golf movie."
"Boy, this is gonna be a fun night."
"Tell me something I don’t know!"
"This kid has been walking for three days and you haven't stopped taping her. I'll feel sorry for her when she starts potty training."
"She was choking on a bad piece of cheese, so I gave her the Hoover maneuver and sucked it out of her."
"'Sorry.' 'Sorry.' 'Sorry' doesn't change the fact that my chicken tetrazzini is ruined!"
"I had a traumatic experience with squash once. I ate one."
"Aw, nuts!"
"Have mercy!"
"You gotta be kidding."
"A telescope that can only see your face?"
"I think you're a little mixed up."
"We never clean at my house. We move in, trash the place for five years, then move out."
"Yeah, well I bet you won't be getting surprised tonight."
"You can't buy my vote... but you can rent it for an hour."
"I’ll stay home and watch public television."
"Why am I not surprised?"
"Whoa, Baby!"
"Am I the raddest, baddest dad a kid ever had?"
"Oh, mylanta!"
"I tried, and I failed. I'm just glad I figured this out now, and not when I'm 46."
"Hey, you had your adventure and now I'm going to have mine"
"Watch the hair!"
"You. Are. Not. Welcome!"
"I am stoked! Whatever that means."
"Who wants white meat? Scratch the white meat. We have dark meat and really dark meat."
"You have the brain of a paramecium."
"I am not and I'm telling you said that."
"Hey, I thought we were going out for ice cream."
"I need that cake!"
"You’re in big trouble, mister."
"You can keep the drums, but the sticks have got to go."
"Like on 'Oprah!' People married to two people at the same time… oh my god, They are a botanist!"
"Happy birthday to me!"
"That’s not funny."
“I will never die”
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