what if 2 cannibals smoked weed
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Oh you foolish round- and flat-earthers, don't you know that the earth is actually a cylinder?!
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Wow. That was totally not tubular, bro. Very unradical of you to say.
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I'm actually a pornbot u guys sorry 😔😔
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just your average joe who knows a little too much.
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Instinct #1: wait patiently for ao3 to be back online, so as to not make the situation worse, whatever the situation is
Instinct #2: spam refresh until my love, my one true love, ao3 is back online, so I know right away when I can embrace her once more
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I think Max signed and started her letters to each party member (+Steve) in a different way.
Lucas’s was “I would say ‘Dear stalker number 1’, but we both know you’re more than that to me,” and “Love, your totally tubular, MadMax”
Dustin’s was “Dear stalker number 2, and Hawkins’ certified boy genius” and “Yours, MadMax (PS. You’ll never beat my high score),”
Steve’s was “Hey Harrington,” and “Sorry for the trouble, Mayfeild,”
Wills was “To the least annoying boy I know, Will” and “I’m counting on you, and I see you. Love, Max”
El’s was “Dear Stalker number 3, and my best friend, El,” and “Love you from Hawkins to Paradise Island, Max”
Mikes was, “Dear Paladin,” and “Love, your Zoomer,”
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LLB falling into the “every female character has the same body type contrary to the insane diversity of the male characters” has got me giggling because imagine all the male characters being built like Grid or something
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Good morning! I just woke from a dream about wizards who spoke like Surfer DudesTM, and I think that’s an idea worth sharing.
“That was some righteous spellcasting, man.”
“Check out this bodacious new spell!”
“Wicked!”
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