the fatter you get, the less you can see of your cock. it's not shrinking, but it's...getting obscured. hiding in your flabby skirt you shyly consider a fat pad. coming out to play, but you still feel it quake and move forwards and backwards like a cock ring. your own body has made a toy for you to rub against...even moreso if you hump against your stretching and floppy belly.

Smooth jazz Chaz appreciation post ❤️

Cause he deserves more love <3 actually I’m very happy that there are a lot of people who love this little menace to the trolls society!

team ellie or team abby?

team ellie fucking me from behind while i eat abby out

Role reversal AU but Geordi can read Cutie’s mind this time

not to be that person but if i were nick i would have been across that table and on this man's lap SO FAST daddy dan organized that job interview with no intention to be subtle or professional

whenever i hear you have full execute authority my eyes roll into the back of my head like i'm having a life-changing earth-shattering orgasm i really don't know why barry sloane said that without thinking of the consequences...

yeah full execute of authority over this pu—

once i was in my bosses office with the lights off with one of my work friends, we were filling out a spreadsheet but all i could think about was my friend bending me over my bosses desk and fucking me 😵‍💫

he was so close to me too !! he put his hands on my hips from behind to double check i was putting the numbers in correctly !! i wish he would’ve choked me and tell me to stay quiet so our other coworkers wouldn’t walk in to find me moaning like a slut for my friend in our bosses office 🫠

(this situation and this fantasy happened years ago at my old job and i think about it every. single. day. the world must hear about it.)

I don’t know if that is a little bit of spit but it looks like it is and now all I can think about is how I’d let him [redacted] on my [redacted].

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Hit this 😼 with an uppercut

i wonder if this will get me banned....

NSFW hc for kazutora pls?

something about him screams submissive/switch whose only desire is getting you off. he eats your pussy pitifully, like a hungry kitten ☹️ he's at your beck and call to do whatever you ask of him and he does it without hesitation.

he's definitely got a mommy kink.

"feels so good when you fuck me mommy..."

he looks so pretty sucking your strap ☹️☹️

Trying desperately not to think about how Gale's blood tastes bad to Astarion -- maybe bitter, maybe rotten, but Astarion being so hungry, so far gone, so in wonder of the magic that courses through Gale's veins that he still wants despite himself. Him still wanting to feast on Gale's life-force despite the way it makes his stomach turn and his head fill with sickness, until the weave-soaked blood settles in his system and he feels the magic thrum in his every movement. Or about how Gale seems to be a willing blood bag, and how could one turn down such a lovely volunteer? It'd simply be a waste to reject his donation. :/

Sirius, arguing with Remus: and if you don't like that you can suck my dick *aggressively sips tea*

Remus, not even looking up from his book: oh well I would but small things are choking hazards

Sirius: *spits out tea*

Stevie discovered she's trans because Eddie bet her that she couldn't play basketball in a skirt and she loved the way the skirt moved about her legs. She recalled all the feminine things things that she had liked, and she remembered the brief conversation about transwomen with Robin. A topic she hadn't really thought about. By the way, she fucking slammed that little game of one on one with Lucas. (Did Eddie have a crisis about Stevie while watching her play in a skirt? Yep. Sure. You betcha.)

bejeweled because her life seems so embellished and shiny and exciting but when you take it away you see everything she’s feeling underneath 

So I like to get things done ahead of time. I just counted and I have....

21 fic chapters

7 art pieces

all ready to go to be posted.

...at what point is this excessive XD