If anyone wants examples of what NOT to do during a weather emergency, go watch misha's newest videos

we had to leave him alone like all day recently after we had a Major Car Emergency and he wanted to make sure we knew how unhappy he was about it...

I feel like wwdits is a show written to be in the worst timeline. Its like the characters choose all the wrong options. There were so many options, so many ways things could've gone and these characters continue to surprise us by choosing the dumbest, the most rediculous, the absolute worst options.

LOVING your fantasy au, has Home tried to attack or steal the soul of anyone in the party without Wally's permission? What happens then?

not really! i think when Wally first joined there must've been at least One instance where a Neighbor went down, and Home was automatically like "oh cool free snack" and Wally had to shut that shit down quick

but after a nice explanation of "these are our friends / they're off limits" then Home (begrudgingly) backed off. at this point in time Wally & Home are already close enough that Home somewhat respects Wally's wishes

just had the most terrifying experience of being followed

sometimes i feel so silly because im much happier and healthier now than i was in my whole life and will continue to get better over time but unfortunately its slightly cold and breezy outside so my brain is like kill myself? kill myself time? killy myselfy? kill self? pretty please go to heaven fast pass? verb of die? kill?? myself??? and its like im clearly not going to kill myself but damn me if my brain is not absolutely ready for the possibility

The GPS on my phone is fucking bonkers, man. Like idek what it's doing half the time.

Me: driving down eastbound I-94.

My GPS:

The route I'm on is faster than the route I'm on? Which is currently sideways for some reason? It keeps doing this and it's baffling and mildly annoying when I'm driving on a route I know, but INCREDIBLY frustrating when I'm, say, driving in Chicago and don't know where I am.

this is the worst fucking trip of my life. i spent a week in russia having a massive panic attack every fucking day and THIS is the worst trip of my life

Thank goodness we had a 'leftovers and whatever' night for dinner because it meant there weren't many dishes to clean

Cuz just cleaning the few things there were took the last of my strength just now

Just finished reading Nayra and the Djinn which has got me thinking about how Ramadan is coming up and I don't really know a ton about it. The protests I go to weekly are usually around sunset, and I'm wondering would it be a good idea to bring food for people who have been fasting all day? Either a full meal, or just some snacks like fruit and such so they can eat before heading home to cook dinner.

Anybody who observes Ramadan and can give advice, I would appreciate the help.

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finally snowed for more than a dusting. went to crazy and shovelled sooooo many driveways. arms sore and i'm so cold but worthhhhhh...

almost ran over a dog that was on the middle of the road hows your day going

oh my god not to be that me again here, but i wanna draw this as jack and his phonograph akajsjssj

Me: [slowly eating my breakfast, mentally preparing for the day]

Phone: [pings]

Boss sent a text to me and like 3 other people asking for shipping updates that we are all already aware of him being anxious for and would have updated him on when we got to our desks and, you know, were able to check on the status.

Like... my brother in Christ it is 7am please go touch some fucking grass.

so glad those high roller eps have traced a vague outline of the gang's attitude towards imps bc lily has a worstie imp familiar who's potentially dumber than bing bong but also much more flame resistant so it arguably balances out ?