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7 and Taakitz? :3 (also I hope your recovery is going well!)
7. 🌮I'm the celebrity guest on your cooking show trying not to show the whole world I can't make anything more complicated than grilled cheese but I'd do anything to make you keep laughing
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"You know," Taako said, giggles barely contained, "most people, uh- most people try to crack the eggs into the center of the flour instead of the wall."
If this was hell, Kravitz had decided, then he'd be okay with it. Like, there were worst things that could happen to a guy besides getting stuck on a cooking show for the rest of eternity. Not that Kravitz could think of any right now. They had a live studio audience- something, Kravitz had learned, he never wanted to have again- who was... enjoying the show so far. Someone in the front row had laughed so hard she started crying. One of the cameramen had to take a break to calm himself down.
But it wasn't awful. Some fucking how, it wasn't awful. If Kravitz had to bet, that fact alone had something to do with Taako. Sizzle It Up wasn't a success just because of the food, though that was a damn good part of it. No, the real star of the show was Taako. And as much as Kravitz would have liked to reject the offer of coming on as a celebrity guest, he took one look at the face of this man he had no idea existed until last Tuesday and signed the hell up.
"I'll remember that next time," Kravitz said.
"You'll remember it now," Taako said, handing him another egg, and turning away for a moment as if that would hide his sniggering. He took a deep breath before turning back with an egg of his own. "Now, uh, watch carefully."
Right. He watched as Taako hit the egg on the edge of the counter. It splintered slightly. He brought the egg up, with two hands this time. Kravitz felt better about using two hands. Taako's one-handed egg crack from before had been incredibly intimidating. Taako held the egg over the mound of flour they had set out to make noodles and let the inside of the egg fall into the middle.
"Easy," Taako said, tossing the eggshell away in the trash can under the counter. "Your turn."
"My turn," Kravitz repeated. He looked at the egg in his hand. Carefully, he cracked it over the counter. It didn't burst in his hand like the last time. In fact, it didn't even crack at all.
"A little harder," Taako said. Kravitz pretended not to notice how he took a step back.
He took another crack at it, literally. The egg stayed firmly in its shell.
"How 'bout I-" Taako started but Kravitz shook his head.
"I- I can do it!" he said, a little desperately. There was a chittering of laughter from the crowd. He ignored them, too. "One more try."
Taako pressed his lips together like he was trying to stop himself from saying something, but ended up shaking his head.
"Go for it, compadre," Taako said. This time he took a very noticeable step back. "I'll be over here."
Egg in (now very sweaty) hand, Kravitz tapped it against the counter. Nothing. A little harder, he tried again. The egg splintered just slightly. Taako leaned a little closer, peering at it.
"One more tap," he said. "Just like that."
The egg shattered in Kravitz's hand the second it hit the counter. His poor apron was coated, eggshell flying everywhere. Kravitz felt part of it hit his face. Taako immediately collapsed against the counter, wheezing with laughter. The audience wasn't much better. Kravitz could now recognize the woman in the front row as his manager, who was currently banging her fist against her armrest.
And that's where Kravitz stood for the next three minutes because every time Taako looked up at him he'd send himself into another fit of laughter. He had let go of the counter and fallen against it, so the audience couldn't see him anymore. When he finally called down enough to wipe his eyes and attempt to push himself back up, Kravitz said,
"I think I almost got it that time."
Taako sunk back down to the floor, clutching his stomach with laughter. And, while Kravitz was pretty sure it was going to take at least two more hours than they originally planned to get this pasta done, he was pretty content if he got to listen to Taako's laughter the whole way.
#taakitz#taako#kravitz#mine#asks#titaniumcanary#im doing well thank u!!!#i just finished a check up and I'm doing good :O
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Playing Crisis Core Reunion - it's been ages since I played the original so now I keep catching myself going, "Wait, is this thought canon? Or am I just remembering it from Just Be Still With Me?" 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
So anyway your fic is actually the Real Canon in my head because it hurts my feelings way less.
I don't know whether to be thrilled or insulted that I hurt your feelings less!
I joke, but honestly, this is really sweet. I try to make it so that JBSWM fits into canon as much as it can given that it pushes the timeline around and incorporate a richer experience that should have been explored if we we had time. That it sticks with you that much means the absolute world.
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Breezy you cannot just ASK ME for NSFW headcanons and not expect me to bombard you.
Except I will have self restraint and I will give you TWO.
1. Something something Leon's tiddies in that slutty purple outfit and Raihan and/or Piers groping said tiddies
2. Riley buying Imerial silk sheets because he loves soft clothes so obv this is an extension of that (and no I haven't forgotten about these two okay lmao)
Also yes neither of these were headcanons don't WORRY about it ♡♡♡♡♡
Leon wasn't sure friends were supposed to look at each other like this-- the want a terribly breathless thing that scorched his throat--let alone rivals.
But Raihan's eyes sparkled with fire, and his mouth grinning as sharp as his teeth. He liked that most, he thought; the ideas of what those teeth would feel like against him, digging into skin, catching his tongue.
The only reason Raihan didn't catch Leon staring, was his own quest to snap a picture of Leon's chest. Raihan was gonna send Leon's PR manager a fruit basket, maybe twelve fruit baskets.
(less NSFW than intended, sorry)
Send me a NSFW headcanon and I’ll write a 5 sentence ficlet about it 👀👅
OC's under the cut lmao
"They're cold," Imerial said, surprised and delighted in equal turns, running his hands feather-light over the sheets.
Across the room, Riley squirmed in the lumpy recliner, watching Imerial's hands with a reverence Imerial hadn't seen outside of a confessional. "Silk," Riley mumbled, "figured you'd... y'know, like that sort of thing, what with that shirt you found."
It takes Imerial a very long moment to realize what feels wrong about the scene: "You don't have to sit there, you can--please, join me? You don't need my permission."
The expression that flickers across Riley's face is both embarrassed and relieved, a bare hunger staining his cheeks a pretty pink and his mouth damp.
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#026: Raichu (Alolan Variant)
Requested by @titaniumcanary
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I'm sorry
I'm
SORRY
So, a partial screenshot of an interview to Katsura and Nishida got posted on Twitter earlier:
And of course I started speculating with @titaniumcanary (Saintly Bearer of My Nathan Obsession™) about what Nathan would wear in the summer...
And then @cottoncandyfetus (hi! 💙) kindly posted the link to the whole interview (https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/180276694/#180277368) they'd taken the screenshot from, and the next line just
Killed me
DEAD
Was I right? Yes.
Was I prepared for the thought of Nathan just walking around Stern Bild WITH HER TITS FULLY OUT?!? FUCK NO.
Goodbye everyone, it's been so nice knowing you.
#I know. I know. Everyone is freaking out about naked Bunny. BUT I HAVE MY OWN PRIORITIES OK?!?#Nathan Seymour#tiger & bunny
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Tagged by @pizzaqueen thank you!
Last Song: crimson & clover by joan jett
Last Movie: fellowship of the ring! i’m doing a rewatch!
Last Show: uhh, i actually don’t remember. star trek maybe?
Currently Watching: very slowly working my way through extraordinary attorney woo
Currently Reading: not in the middle of anything right now, need to find something
Currently Working On: my first non-linear fic! doing a steddie miscommunication fic and trying non-linear out
Favorite Color: ocean blue
Sweet/Savory/Spicy: savory!
Coffee/Tea/Cocoa: tea and coffee tie, one in morning and one in afternoon lol
Craving: more time lmao
and no pressure tagging @dimdiamond @mysandwichranaway @stardryad-random @azi-muthal @lordoftherazzles @titaniumcanary @m-eowdy @alligator-writes @tourmei @hexmionegranger @lesbiankiliel and anyone else who wants to do it
#this was fun !#tag game#im so bad at remembering who likes these/who to tag so no pressure to do it and if i forgot to tag someone who likes these just do it and#tag me anyways plss <3
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I just wanna say I love your blog and I especially support your Genesis Propaganda :D
#ahdhsjdjd it makes me so happy to know the propaganda’s working#me and my shameless genesis rhapsodos propaganda#titaniumcanary#replies#misc.
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Hello! I hope you're doing well too! ♡♡♡ Could I get a mood board for Sagittarius sun, cancer moon, scorpio rising? Thank you!
posted! hope you’re having/had a lovely day 💖
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I was tagged by the ethereal @bebemoon to make a playlist acrostic of my username
Walking in a circle - Santigold
Raining Romance - HOLY CHILD
Everything is embarrassing - Sky Ferreira
NoLo - Grace Mitchell
La Vie en Rose - callan, Menno Beck
I Love You - EXID
Not so Bad in LA (analogue version) - Allie X
Gashina - SUNMI
I tag as many letters as there are in my username
@sinfulfangs @titaniumcanary @zomsaurus @cylonbarnes @akumastrife @birdmother @chaliceandsword @kalli-pygos
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Tagged by @itsdrarrybaby ♡
3 ships: WinterIron and Stuckony are still favs. Janaya from Dragon Prince is a more recent ship. Ummm and let’s go a little old school with Nomi and Amanita from Sense8. I need to rewatch that series. I never did see the final movie.
Currently reading: Just finished Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton. Currently reading Emma by Jane Austen (I was reading it before, but started over to co-read with friends), and Braiding Sweetgrass by Robin Wall Kimmerer.
Planning to read Lost World by Michael Crichton, and The Overstory by Richard Powers.
Currently watching: Right now it’s a lot of MST3K
Currently consuming: Not very much. I have chronic digestive issues that have been kicked into high gear recently, so I’m sticking to things like V8, yogurt, idk toast
Currently craving: Hugs
Tagging: @battlebunnyteardropsinthesun @braincoins @tenjounotora @zomsaurus @shutupimcreating @titaniumcanary
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Also if you want more - 30 and Angus, with whoever you want! :3
30. Yeah I’m fully understanding the murder part, just not why you’re the one who needs to solve it??
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Look, Kravitz's job was nowhere near normal. He fully understood that. It wasn't exactly a nine-to-five. Death can't really take vacation days, y'know? But it got monotonous really fast. Surely necromancers could come up with a new evil number every once and a while? It was all always the same thing- cheat death, live forever, become a god. That last one always made Kravitz roll his eyes. Like the Raven Queen would ever even think about voting a necromancer into Godhood. Honestly.
So he didn't exactly mind when things did get shaken up every now and again. If there was one thing you could say about Kravitz, it was that he loved the chase. Did it make the assignment take longer? Yeah. But the Raven Queen certainly didn't seem to mind if he played with the necromancers a little bit before locking them away. Sue him, he had been here for hundreds of years and things got a little spicy maybe once every twenty.
That being said: There were certain things about the job that Kravitz did not enjoy seeing unexpectedly. Anyone who legitimately seemed to enjoy hurting the people they were using for their experiments- necromancy was a sick type of magic, but using others for your dark deeds was a strict no in Kravitz's book. Even more so if it was children. He had seen in all by now. Parents with twisted ambitions, kidnappers who didn't seem to care, the whole shebang.
But Kravitz had never, never, seen a child not only interrupt him but then start doing his job.
"It was very nice of you to help out, sir," the child said. He had large, circular glasses that made his eyes look a little too big. His hat had a feather in it. A feather. He peeked over Kravitz's shoulder to see the necromancers all huddled in a corner. He had taken the soul of one already, who was lying on the ground next to Kravitz's feet.
"Is it, like, take your kid to work day?" one of the necromancers, who was bleeding rather heavily, said weakly.
"No, sir," the kid answered before Kravitz could. "At least, not for me. I don't know who this man is, nor am I his child, but I do know who you are!" He bounced in place, the blood around their feet sloshing a little. He pulled a file of papers out from his messenger bag and flipped it open. "Mason Redrick, correct?"
"Uhm," said the bleeding necromancer. "Yes?"
"And you're partners, Wanda and Leslie? Right?" Two nods. Kravitz had no idea what was fucking happening anymore. The kid put the notes back into his bag and pulled out a badge instead, flipping it open. A shiny detective badge was displayed. "I work for the Goldcliff Militia and under that power, and the power of my superviser, Captain Captain Bane, I'm going to have to arrest you."
"For what?" the necromancer from the left- Wanda, apparently- said.
"Well, several things, actually," the kid said. "The murders of Ralph Wittle, Reenie Barnes, Greggory Holzman, Ju-"
"Excuse us for a second," Kravitz said, stepping back. The child turned to him, eyebrows raised, and Kravitz pulled him back a little by his sweater vest (good gods, who wears sweater vests anymore?). They huddled in another corner of the room, so Kravitz could still see the necromancers, but he could also talk directly to the kid.
"Sir, I have half the mind to ask you who you are and what you're doing here," the kid said, voice lowered. "As far as I know, you could be aiding these criminals in-"
"What I'm doing here?" Kravitz asked, a little too loud. He coughed, lowering his voice as well. "What are you doing here? You're like, six. This- this is a crime scene-"
"I'm eight, actually," the little boy said. "Almost nine. And I'm here because I was assigned this case and I fully intend to do so, sir. Now, if I can ask again, who are you and what are you doing here?"
Kravitz let out a breath, resting the urge to sink to the floor and never stand up again. Did kids get jobs at eight now? Maybe? Maybe. Kravitz was pretty out of the loop but he was pretty sure eight-year-olds were supposed to be making mud pies and learning multiplication.
"My name is Kravitz," Kravitz said. The kid had taken out a notebook and was writing this down. "And I-"
"No last name?" he interrupted.
"N- no, no last name," Kravitz said. "I'm... I guess you could say I'm an employee for, uh, the Raven Queen."
"Like the Goddess?" the kid said, looking a little more interested. "Can you tell me a little more about that, sir?"
"Not- not at the current moment," Kravitz said.
"Well, I'm sure I could tell my supervisor that you were at a crime scene and refused to elaborate on why-"
"I gotta-" Kravitz made a frustrated sound. "I'm here to- to take these guys in! To hold them accountable for their actions and to uphold the laws of life and death-"
"That's nice, sir," the kid said. "Is that going to interrupt my business with them?"
"Probably," Kravitz said. "I- I do have to kill them to, uh, to reign justice and all."
"And how many people have you killed, exactly, sir?"
"Listen," Kravitz said, feeling a headache coming on. "What's- what's your name?"
"Detective Angus McDonald," the kid said, holding out his hand for Kravitz to shake. Kravitz did so. His entire hand was just slightly bigger than Kravitz's palm. "But you may call me Detective McDonald, or just Detective."
"And you're eight," Kravitz said.
"Nearly nine, sir, and I don't see how that's relevant right now," Angus said, turning his nose up. "Now, if I have you here, I would like your assistance. Since we both are trying to achieve the same goal, sort of, I was thinking you could help me with this murder case-"
"You're eight," Kravitz said again.
"And they're murderers," Angus said. "I think you're focusing on the wrong thing here, sir."
"No, I fully understand the murder part," Kravitz said. "I'm- I'm just not sure why you're the one who needs to solve it?"
"I feel like you're doubting the full range of my abilities, sir," Angus said, frowning. "Are you going to assist me or am I going to have to arrest you as well?"
Kravitz imagined putting that on his mission recap. The murder went okay, but then an actual child arrested me! He sighed again.
"What do you need me to do?" Kravitz asked.
#angus mcdonald#kravitz#taz#taz balance#im just love them. i cannot change this#mine#asks#titaniumcanary#ise cube writing
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Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Homestuck
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Feferi Peixes, Dirk Strider, Dave Strider, Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
Summary:
College/grad school superhero AU of homestuck where the human alphas and betas are all present and the trolls are human but all of them still visit Propsit and Derse in their dreams of late as all of them awaken to their god-like powers in the wake of invasions from imps and other enemies from the session. Inspired by threads from an rp in the long long ago call the Lands of Gods and Heroes.
@titaniumcanary @infectedmetaphysic
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I was tagged by @wrenling
I tag: @titaniumcanary @kieranfae @djinnandtonic @seekthemist @sjwnaruto
if i were a month, i’d be: September
if I were a flower, i’d be: wisteria
if I were an album, i’d be: (II) by Crystal Castles
if I were a mineral, I’d be: fluorite
if I were a sound, i’d be: a cat’s purr or heels on marble
if I were a colour, i’d be: lilac
if I were a drink, i’d be: club soda, vanilla, rose and violet liquor
if I were a fruit, i’d be: strawberry
if I were a quote, i’d be: sorry to be cringe and cliche on main but “ “He was pointing at the moon, but I was looking at his hand.” by Richard Siken is literally all i think about
if I were a television series, i’d be: idk i think about leverage a lot does that count
if I were a movie, i’d be: Cinderella (2015) let me live
if I were a fashion brand, i’d be: idk man Alexander Mcqueen maybe bc he gets me
if I were a mythological creature, i’d be: a gorgon
if I were a taste, i’d be: sautéed garlic/mushroom/onion (home)
if I were a scent, i’d be: lilac, rose, freshly damp earth, ozone in the air before it rains
if I were a fabric, i’d be: bamboo silk or soft faux leather thats been quilted
if I were a body part, i’d be: its all about hands man; long fingers and soft palms and touches like butterfly wings
if I were a song, i’d be: The suburbs by Mr Little Jeans
If I were a goddess my 4 attributes would be: protecting girls, flowers, poetry, hedonism
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tagged by @m0thbag thanks!
last song: black magic by zolita
last film: newsies (musical recording not movie, but still)
currently watching: the expanse veryyyyy slowlyyyy
currently reading: on fire by naomi klein and a lot of fic
current obsession: stranger things (steddie and others my beloved)
tagging: @dea-marte @jimlake @titaniumcanary @joey-hazell @mysandwichranaway @dimdiamond and anyone else who wants to do it!
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sagittarius sun + cancer moon + scorpio rising
( @titaniumcanary )
#astrology moodboard#astrology#sagittarius#cancer#scorpio#astrology aesthetic#astrology signs#sagittarius sun#cancer moon#scorpio rising#mine#moodboard#mb
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I was tagged by the lovely @bebemoon thank you, mysterious fae envoy
LIST YOUR 10 FAVOURITE FEMALE CHARACTERS FROM 10 FANDOMS, AND TAG 10 PEOPLE .
1. Every female character in Sailor Moon, you can't make me pick ⁝(ृ•ˇ‸ˇ•。 ृ )ु⁝
2. Asuka Soryu Langley (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
3. Kyoko Mogami (Skip Beat)
4. Clarice Starling (Hannibal series)
5. Buffy Summers (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)
6. Selina Kyle AKA Catwoman, I think the first woman I thought "wow I just like her sooooooo much because she's neat" (Batman)
7. Storm (X-Men)
8. Princess Leia (Star Wars)
9. Sabrina, the movie, the TV show, the Netflix series, the cartoon, literally every piece of media. I used to buy the comics at one point too
10. Medusa
I tag
@titaniumcanary @akumastrife @zomsaurus @florianfux @turquoise-lacroix @judiejodia @birdmother @cassiefisherdrake @explodingcrenelation @halfsherbert
If I missed you I'm so sorry, feel free to do this anyway and tag me so I can see!!
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