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Ok it’s the fact that Stede called him his boyfriend,
BUT
It’s also the fact that after he said it, he went *wait* turned to Ed and said “is that ok?”
AND GOT CONSENT TO CALL HIM THAT
And Ed was able to say “I fucking loved it”
LIKE HELLO?!? ROMAN EMPIRE
I will never get over this.
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i feel like maul would get into tea because the perfectionism and theatre of good tea making would appeal to his inner neurotic thespian. he would also just enjoy flavors, after knowing food scarcity. a small 6oz cup is probably the right rate of hydration for him post lotho minor, on fuckin repeat all day of course, so i imagine he picked the habit up naturally.
#dear gods give that boy some chamomile#it won't fix him but maybe it'll prevent a few of the rage induced stomach ulcers#.... this is the entire baseline you'd need to start a tatooine centric tea shop au#it's the ba sing se tea shop arc from atla except poor maul doesn't have an uncle iroh#SOME ONE GET MAUL AN UNCLE IROH#stat!!!#this will also probably not fix him but he deserves an uncle#might chill him out a little to have someone patient to monologue too#.... why are we always trying to fix maul with a lover when we could probably do this better with an upgraded father figure#me @me and also @all of us#hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm#ANYWAY!#darth maul drinks tea#star wars#darth maul#nightbrothers#sith#maul opress#zabrak#tcw
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The Fourteen Hidden or "Bug" Audios In Order, With Reasoning
(i think! I'm fairly confident in this! I'm willing to Debate!)
12-14 / Howdy & Barnaby
[we know that Barnaby and Wally go to Howdy's every morning]
8-14 / Eddie & Frank
[the post office is right across from Howdy's]
6-14 / Julie & Frank
[Wally isn't scared of bugs, so he could be recruited to help with Frank's gardening problem]
1-14 / Howdy & Poppy
[Howdy mentions that he has a shipment waiting for his signature]
3-14 / Howdy & Sally
[it's possible that Wally went to Howdy's to get something for the beetles]
13-14 / Howdy & Eddie
[it looks like Wally just bought a box of apples, or something similar. Howdy signs for the shipment]
4-14 / Barnaby & Frank
[behind the pins, it looks like there's an apple or two on the ground. the shape and color is wrong for it to be tomatoes. an offering for the beetles?]
9-14 / Frank & Poppy
[the table is clear of yarn, and Frank references the damage done to his garden]
2-14 / Sally & Poppy
[there are cookies - Poppy mentioned to Frank that she might have a non-seed recipe for his butterflies]
10-14 / Julie & Sally
[Wally could have gone with Sally to help with the script reading]
5-14 / Barnaby & Eddie
[Eddie mentions that it's late in the day, and he already delivered the bowling balls]
7-14 / Eddie & Julie
[Barnaby calls, asking after Wally]
11-14 / Julie & Barnaby
[the lighting through the trees looks like afternoon/evening]
14-14 / Barnaby & Home
[the end deterioration is very final, and Barnaby references things that happened throughout his other audios]
#why yes i Did give myself a headache going through the mental gymnastics trying to make this cohesive#time to go take some tylenol! if im not immune to it yet that is!#dont make me go back to ibuprofen... it nearly gave me an ulcer on my stomach lining...#i also need everyone to know that i had 10 hour wii music playing while doing this#ANYWAY YEAH THIS HAS BEEN BUGGING ME FOR#uh. how long has it been since these audios dropped#SINCE THEN!!!#im still not entirely satisfied since some of the audios are just... so hard to place!#like some of them have indications - eddie saying its late in the day. howdy having a shipment waiting. the damage to the garden. etc#but some are just.... they could be anywhere#so i tried to follow a nonexistent through line#of 'hm. wally is with this person in this place so where would he end up next'#bc a neighbor might be like While You're Here! and thus two or so consecutive audios with the same neighbor#cause. he's already there. he might stick around or go along with them to do something else#yk. they just trade him off neighbor to neighbor#GAH IDK IDK IM NOT SATISFIED!!!#i feel like i have chunks that are Correct but agh. idk idk idk#homebogging#wh speculation#welcome home speculation#i think this counts as that!#the barnaby & eddie one - 5-14 - is whats tripping me up the most#and i think is the main thing keeping me deeply unsatisfied#cause eddie says its late in the day. so it must be near the end of the day's timeline#he already delivered the bowling balls and just aghggggg#biting biting biting-#no that one and eddie & julie - 7-14#THE BARNABY PHONE CALL IS IMPORTANT TO PUTTING THESE IN ORDER I JUST KNOW IT#is it the first one??? like barn calls around to find wally for their morning walk? or does the howdy-barn audio come later#since they're having drinks instead of hot dogs? but they could have finished their hot dogs and stuck around for drinks-
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one of my favorite things thinking about hunter and darius post-canon is hunter KNOWING that darius is appalled by his fashion sense and being very cheerful and unapologetic about it because he's no longer desperate for a guardian's approval. hunter in his tacky grom outfit like "you hate it, don't you :D" and darius like "very much so." [longest sigh in the world] [with great, beleaguered reluctance] "Stick It To The Old People."
#darius loves it so much when hunter confidently wears the dumbest shit imaginable#fuck yeah kid stick it to the old people. youre giving me an ulcer#toh#dadrius#hunter toh#darius deamonne
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its completely unrealistic to believe that baby dirk, fresh off his meteor, was able to both not drown and somhow climb up into his bros old apartment
alpha dave setting up a wile e coyote giant baseball mitt and catapult contraption to catch and fling limp neck dirk to safety IS however completely believable and in character
#youre trying to tell me rose DIDNT tell dave about his ectobro living in water world#and dave giving himself an ulcer trying to figure out how to make sure this future baby doesnt DROWN#he WOULD come up with this and rose would hate that it works#alpha dave strider#dirk strider#homestuck#does dirk know what the contraption was for??#does he think its just one of his bros old ironic art installations??#or did dave set up a camera that miraculously survived and made sure it said SWEET CATCH when it filmed dirk landing#and dirk has to live with that knowledge#i desperately need to know
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They really put this together and threw in some season 2 Tech footage just for fun huh? Just because? But sure Jan he's totally dead.
#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb spoilers#the thing is my past year would have been much more peaceful if i DID think Tech was dead#this ain't the easy way out this is the most stressful thing I've ever done thinking tech is alive is giving me an ulcer
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118 + family stop being self sacrificing for one minute
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Literally gonna be thinking about the Circle of Needle and Thread every single day until next episode. What's the opposite of a comfort show??? A mind numbingly anxiety inducing show I fucking guess
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everyone lives, and the gang is trying to chill out at a park - spread out and loitering - just, being kids ya know? Enjoying not having any world ending bullshit.
And you're there, laughing and chatting and the whole group knows you don't have a good relationship with your parents so when you see them storming towards you, they tense up, ready for a fight. You groan and let out a 'here we go'
They're yelling your name and you stand, putting yourself in between their wrath and your friends.
"What did we tell you about hanging out with these, these lowlives!" They scream, pointing behind you, "You know what people say about you? That you let those drug addicts and criminals and bullies sleep with you! The whole town thinks you're a whore!"
You turn, eying up Eddie and Steve and Billy.
"Hey!" You call out to them, "why didn't you tell me we were having sex?"
Eddie chokes on his breath and Steve is shaking, trying his damndest not to laugh and Billy clenches his jaw - giggling at your dumb words would ruin his reputation, after all.
Your parents start screaming, unimpressed with your joke and start to list everything they believe were wrong with your friends, pointing at them in turns.
"- and he, the trailer trash, sells drugs! No child of mine will associate with criminals!" They're sneering at Eddie now and your temper flares.
"Damn, maybe you need to do some drugs - that way you two can chill the fuck out!" And well, now you've done it.
"How dare you speak to us like this? We are your parents and we will not tolerate this behaviour! We raised you better than this!"
Their words slide over you, you don't care what they have to say - having heard it all before, and you throw your hands in the air.
"Obviously you didn't raise me better than this! Or we wouldn't be here!"
Their red faces are scrunching and twisting in anger - and they threaten you with punishment when you're home but you're just shrugging it off because you don't even live at home anymore and it's a little sad they haven't noticed you move out.
They can't crack through you and storm away in anger, as soon as your gone your friends are giggling. You ask if they're okay and they're looking at you - um, we're not the whole whose parents are just the worst, and you're shrugging it off.
Your eye's flick to Billy, you cuddle into his side - whispering and checking he's okay because you knew about his own home life and were worried about him. He's wrapping an arm around you and telling you lowly, quietly that if they ever hurt you he'll kill them and you just pat his hand, sure that Steve and Eddie will be saying the same thing, probably a little bit of a less murdery version of it.
Eddie and Steve and Billy are crowding around in your space and offering their quiet support and you can't help yourself and you laugh.
"So, when were you three gonna tell me about our scandalous sex life?"
#stranger things imagine#stranger things x reader#billy x steve x eddie x reader#billy hargove x reader#eddie munson x reader#steve harrington x reader#billy hargove imagine#eddie munson imagine#steve harrington imagine#i:my writing#look#just give me snarky quick witted reader whos an evil chaotic goblin and makes the boy get stress ulcers#boys*#imagine:billyxeddiexsteve
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I don’t think Almond/Grass stans realize that what he did was basically the equivalent of taking a dead woman’s beloved horse right after her funeral and then when her daughter says it should’ve gone to her, saying “Finder’s keepers, loser’s weepers!” and then insulting her and shoving her to the floor. While she’s freshly grieving her mother. While he still has a mother who spoils him rotten. And then he started a whole fucking fight.
“Poor traumatized baby” my ass. 🙄
#Literally nothing about Almond says ''Traumatized.'' About anything.#He's literally the coldest bitch on the show and in the scene after he just lied on his brother and was smug the whole time.#I don't give a flying shit if he was a child --- HE HAD IT COMING.#Anyways this fandom may give me an ulcer; I need to dip for my health. 😒#rhaena targaryen#laena velaryon#anti aemond targaryen#anti greens#anti team green#rant#txt
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i see rowen's heliocentric A and i raise miasma theory A
#giving dorotea an ulcer this man has NOT engaged with human bullshit for the last 900 years#idk if im keeping this in the chapter but ohhh does it tickle me#ramblings
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Sunsweat Curve (2/4) - Bassist
Reggie Peters
#two down#two more to go#sunsweat curve#lol#choosing what order to post these in might give me an ulcer#IT"S LIKE PLAYING FAVORITES#but they all my favorites#except bobby lol#but honestly#how was i to choose?!#still have low rider by war stuck in my head haha#reggie peters#jatp#julie and the phantoms#sunset curve#joolee's crack-like thoughts#joolee makes gifs now i guess#i made a thing!
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Women. Send tweet.
If it wasn’t obvious enough I like boobs, I decided y’know what tonight is boob night, the grandmas are all showing a little boob and I love that for them
There’s also my headcanon as to what Wasabi looks like without her goggles + with her hair down, mostly referenced her wasabi overdrive costume for that
#cookie run#cr ovenbreak#cookie run kingdom#crk#captain ice cookie#dr wasabi cookie#wasabi cookie#dark enchantress cookie#I know Captain Ice probably wouldn’t wear that in like a million years#but dammit she looks good in it#she is a butch lesbian and you cannot change my mind#that doesn’t mean she can’t dress femme#she just chooses not to most times#SIGH….i would’ve drawn Tarte Tatin too but drawing her hair gives me an ulcer and I’m already out of drawing energy#my art
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oh my god he had Napoleon lead a cavalry charge at the Battle of Borodino I'm fucking malding
He generally didn't lead cavalry charges, because he was an artillery officer, and he certainly didn't lead them in Russia.
He quite infamously sat on his fucking ass a good distance away from the battle.
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#bananas give me mouth ulcers and i am currently in pain because i ate some like an idiot 🙃#polls#fruits
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