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jelzorz · 15 days

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sbcw2.1: prince

When Callum is thirteen, he is told he has to study philosophy.

"You're not just a prince," King Harrow—his stepdad, he supposes—says. "You'll be one of Ezran's closest advisors one day, and knowing how to think, and how to argue, and how to weigh decisions are important skills."

Callum looks up at him sceptically, because philosophy is not interesting, and no amount of debate has made it interesting so far, but Harrow only chuckles and claps his shoulder. "Your mom would have wanted you to know it," he says gently.

And because it's what his mom would have wanted, Callum does it, and he learns about truth and happiness and Justice; about people with long names and the basis of morality; about theoretical ethical dilemmas that he expects he will never have to think about beyond these lessons.

"It's not about the right answer, my prince," his tutor says. "It's about justifying the choices you make and living with the consequences that follow. That is the burden of being a prince."

Four years later, his choices are laid bare: it is one, or it is many; a single elf, or the fate of the world; love, or the loss of everything else he holds dear.

It is the cube, and the release of the most dangerous elf in the world, or it is Rayla.

Callum wishes he could say the choice is harder than it is, but what it comes down to is what he can and can't do—and he can't lose Rayla. Not again. Not ever.

It's not about the right answer, he remembers vaguely. It's about justifying the choices you make and living with the consequences that follow. That is the burden of being a prince.

Well, thinks Callum, surrendering the cube to the elf in the void. He was never very good at being a prince to begin with, and if it's about living with the consequences, then he knows in his heart the one thing he cannot live without.

If the rest of the world burns, so be it.

#this was so half assed im sorry #BETTER THAN NOTHING #rayllum #CHET #snake boi callum week 2.0

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theonewhowails · 6 months

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silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

#my art #cotl #i am looking into your soul with my huge autistic eyes. read this fic right now. blease #hksfdjghdfghldkfg im sorry it just fucking kills me that for the first 4ish chapters narinder is just. so nasty #like all the followers are like There He Is. The Leader's Favorite Guy. and its this filthy half-dead cat that hasnt bathed in 10+ years #like he has hardly eaten the entire time he's been mortal and he looks like absolute dogshit #and their unbeatable normally serene and gracious leadergod is hovering around his stinky ass like omg nari hiiiiii #its fucking hilarious to me. and also heartwrenching bc this fic does also get into how hard it is to be alive when uve never learned how #gonna draw the twins desperately bringing him soap later i just had so many things i wanted to draw for this

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temeyes · 2 months

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banging fists on table NIKTO

SHASHAHS WHY HE'S SO HARD TO DRAW,,,,,??

#nikto/and any other mask operator >>> konig LOL #i've been wanting to draw for this ask for a while.. but i was lowkey afraid to draw nikto #cuz.. i mean look at his design.. i dont get it!!! LMAO #i have like 4 sketch attempts before this..#but ngl nikto has pretty eyes #this looks so half assed GOD im so sorRY BUT I'LL PROLLY TRY DOODLING NIKTO MORE.. cuz i kinda like him now HAHA #answered asks #anon #my art #2024 #call of duty #cod #nikto #nikto cod

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cohlumbo · 3 months

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Gibson Girl, Rust Cohle (i)

🥃: HD link, (ii)

#the tags asked for it & my mind couldn't shake it off🧎#im nothing if not a victim to the inner circle. this happened to my buddy ledoux #yk the drill click on YT for HD & come back here for part ii cause tumblr forced me to split this into 2 parts #this was done in -12 minutes and has the consistency of benadryl fuckin #icba to snip & trim this any prettier so you get exactly half #as my bush so too my videos or something #true detective #truedetectiveedit #true detective s1 #rust cohle #marty hart #maggie hart #MAGGIE MY GIRL!!!!! your ass too perfect your choices too bad your swag too tough they'll killyou #she was a joy to edit but i said it before & ill say it again. who dropped her between two kinsey 5's in a midlife crisis n left her there #literally worst family dynamic to be in in all of louisiana. short of the actual childress house mayb... im so sorry 4 all that maggie #for this (1) video cohle is not only a lesbian to us but also a homewrecker soft butch

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c4n1d43cup1d · 7 months

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Uh this is kinda mid but i wanted to do something for flora friday

#professor layton #flora reinhold #fanart #art #i was gonna just do some doodles of various hobbies of hers but i liked how the sketch for this looked so finished it #or well half assed it honestly #sorry girl u deserve better #actually its not that bad im just dramatic

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yooils · 9 months

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only one bed troupe with sae itoshi except he kicks in his sleep. like, full on shoves you with his foot until you’re dangling off the very edge of the mattress and very much awake. he hogs the blanket too; ensuring you never get as much as you need– and when you reach your breaking point and try to wake him up, he then fully shoves you off the bed.

(who made one bed troupes romantic again? because the only romantic thing about sharing a bed with itoshi sae is that he wears hello kitty matching pyjamas if he trusts you enough.)

and when you land with a ‘thump’ on the wooden floor at 3 am in the morning, he finally wakes up and realises what he’s done to his first and only bedmate since he was 6 years old.

sae, in the dead of the night, is unexpectedly sweet when he’s awake, you think. because the whispered apologies that never leave of his mouth finally slip out, and he’s applying a small bandage to your wounded knee with a tenderness you’ve never seen in him before.

because if it meant to be coddled by sae, you’d gladly volunteer to fall off your bed a million times.

#oh my god guys #blue lock #bllk fluff #blue lock fluff #log– drabbles #sae itoshi fluff #sae imagines #sae fluff #very halfed assed im so sorry #he has no boundaries i love him #blue lock sae #blue lock x reader #blue lock imagines #sae itoshi

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papertowness · 3 months

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listen i understand why everyone in house was mad at him for faking having cancer because that’s incredibly fucked up HOWEVER the reasoning behind it is so goddamn funny if i was at princeton plainsboro i like . would probably be mad at him for a grand total of ten minutes before being like that’s insanely funny actually

#townes watches house !#3 x 15 #‘ half - wit ‘#the sheer dedication . all to get a high .#ALL OF THEM SYAINF GOODBYE WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY IM SORRY #like i get it was supposed to be emotional but i was CACKLING because there was very obviously nothing wrong with him #wilson showing up at the end just to laugh his ass off at house was so funny #he’s such an asshole #he’s so insane #i can’t help but love him a little bit . just a little #house #house md #greg house #gregory house #lgbtq #lgbt

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adharastarlight · 4 months

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when i started taking philosophy, I never imagined I'd be having a breakdown over fucking apples

#plato i hate you #i hate you so much #plato youre an ass #philosophy #theory of forms can go to hell #APPLENESS IS THE TRUE ESSENCE OF APPLES????#what fucking shit was he smoking #give me some of whatever he was on #apples man #fucking apples #im going insane #who knew apples would be my breaking point #tayas had to deal with this for half an hour #sorry taya #taya #a levels #a level philosophy sucks (it doesnt it just sends me into existential crisises)#existential crisis

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zombiecheri · 6 months

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I really hope Mizu and Taigen never end up together. I don't exactly dislike Taigen's character but I don't see him with Mizu. It would be so forced to me. "he bullied you in past and now likes you" trope is so shitty in my opinion. So overused, so boring, so cliche. It's doing nothing to me.

I don't see Mizu with Akemi either. As much as I want Mizu with a girl (mostly because I need a confirmation that she's indeed wlw), I don't think they're compatible. I don't see Mizu with anyone at this point. I don't think she needs a love interest. Not all characters need one, plus her past would make sense why she wouldn't want it.

Anyways, if Mizu does end up with Taigen I'll be very disappointed. I lied a little bit when I said I didn't dislike him, he is very annoying to me. He's not bad, just annoying, uninteresting and unfortunately very boring. He does nothing for me as a character.

Walmart Zuko mixed with Shang with a bald spot (I'm jealous over pixels what the fuck is my life)

#i hope i dont upset any taigen x mizu fans with this #i lied idgaf i hope y'all are upset #that ship is so ass im sorry #mulan x shang my ass taigen isn't a half the man shang is #anyways yeah #obviously im jealous over pixels #because she's too good for him #too good for any man #mizu needs to be with me #im her wife #I'd never fumble like mikio or treat her like taigen tbh #blue eye samurai #mizu #rant #personal #oh god this is kinda pathetic #but to be fair its 8am and i have a fever so thats my excuse

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dolokhoded · 7 months

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what's the buzz, tell me what's a-happening ???

#jesus chris superstar #not really this is just dolokhoded bible. but the quote is jcs !#(well i mean it could be. its not any specific production anyways.)#judas iscariot #he's the only one i tag always #but everyone's there. all the apostles plus magdalene and joanna and susanna though you can't see them very well #im not religious just insane.jpg #remember when i had an art tag #i SAID im gonna draw something proper and i DID IT OKAY #LOOK AT JOHN !!!!!!! OBSESSED WITH HIM !#my normal john design is much lamer but in this weird 70ish but not really in any real timeline 'verse he KICKS ASS #i was going for like. green eyed blonde baby cherub with him anyways but it really popped off with this specific design he's the only one i #changed so much between the two verses.#cause he looked so lame.#this is going to get less notes that like. the stupidest most half assed art i've done for fandoms that actually exist but im going to try #and not care. its fine. its fine #oh sorry for how shit the quality is btw. youre never going to get good camera quality here at tumblr dot com slash dolokhoded lol im #so broke . maybe i'll try to fix it someday.

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hwanswerland · 1 year

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happy birthday jazzy @woosansang ♡♡♡

#fio.gifs #tuserjazzy #atzsource #san #wooyoung #yeosang #im very sorry i really wanted to include the knees in some way but i couldnt find any video that would have fit the rest of the vibe #the amount of shit i found on discord lmao but most of that i couldnt really put here so #also i hope you rb this at least twice bc i put that san first so the next time i see him in my notes its at least my own set #i hope you have a great day after all the stressful things happening <33 #*like they're probably still happening but idk what words to use here rn but you get me #i hope you find some time between all that to at least yell at me for this and roasting and personally attacking you yet another time lmao #thank you for being my friend <3 have the best time today with your friends <3 #(sorry im still sick my brain is fried i cant think so this half assed whatever has to do sorry)

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hungry-skeleton · 22 days

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You lack Chucker art... can we fix that 😢

You know what I'm not a chucker guy but it's our final day before everything explodes so it's the least I can do

#This is sooooo half assed im so sorry #I'm not a chucker shipper but I believe in their beliefs #my art #my artwork #an ask #Rvb #red vs blue #lavernius tucker #leonard church #Chucker

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gummy-worms-in-my-brain · 2 months

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put jevil in there >:)

how did you know i was watching over jevil for a while?? actually, you know what, i'm going to just chalk it up to this being a simple coincidence. just some clown-related sixth sense. best not to think too hard about that, all these clowns are already driving me mad,.,,, we've got a few pictures of that clown around town during the period he was here though!! jevil was(past tense) staying here for just a couple of weeks but damn he was quite a handful, couldn't get a break while that clown was around, how am i supposed to sprinkle salt on rouxls with this fella causing chaos,.,,,

a word of advice, make sure you have no weapons of any kind around your place,.,,, rouxls got cut in half(below the cut(no pun intended)) at some point and it was really inconvenient,.,,, oh well, i just hope that whoever it was that picked jevil up from here is better prepared for chaos chaos than i was

#not me taking a whole month answering to an ask and coming up with half assed idea of being too busy w jevilwatching for enclosure reports #fr tho jevil absolutely would be a LOT to handle methinks. at least it would be too much for me #im not an improv master but i do try. though i only try a little and only when sleep deprived. i mostly just goof around not being serious #got like around 5 more asks to answer to lmao i am sorry for being so slow at it fdjgmkdf

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jalapenobee · 10 months

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"Are we there yet?"

Hunk uses his shotgun position to pelt him with tiny rocks he collected beforehand, the pebbles aimed straight for Lance's eyes. And mouth. "Oh my God, no, we are not there yet!"

The teen in question smirked mischievously, attempting to duck away from Hunk's attacks (unsuccessfully). He cowered behind Pidge, who was currently enraptured by a video game (which, if he may add, hasn't even come out yet. They probably got it off the black market.) and didn't appreciate the sudden jostling. They shoved Lance back in his seat, earning a wet sock to the face and a press of the power off button on their computer. The sock in turn was flung back at Lance, and The Great Car War V had started. Keith lifted his head off of his fist and shouted up to the driver. "Oi. Can't I drive?"

Shiro shook his head and snickered. "No chance. Last time you drove you got pulled over twice and nearly committed a hit-and-run. I think that says enough. Besides, you took all the M&M's out of the trail mix again when I specifically told you not to."

"I said I was sorry!" He wasn't. And besides, isn't it general code to do something someone else explicitly told you not to?

"Suck it, Keith. I'm just a more experienced driver."

"Oh, so now you wanna admit you're old."

"Okay-"

"Isn't he the youngest? He's like, six," Pidge chirped from the floor of the car. Lance had his foot on top of them and was spamming their blank screen with random keyboard smashes as Hunk started throwing larger rocks. "Leggo of that!"

Shiro, regretfully, took a look in the rear view mirror. "Pidge, put on your fucking seatbelt or so help me God-"

Hunk snickered. "Oooh, you're in trouble, Pidgeon."

"You wanna switch spots with Keith?"

"..." Hunk sighed and slumped back in his chair after throwing one last rock at Pidge (he'd love to keep going, but being in the front means he can harm and not be harmed. That's not something to give up.)

"Ow! Shiro, make Pidge stop biting me!"

It was gonna be a long ride.

Two hours later, Pidge was sleeping and Lance was…well, not looking at Keith. Who, in question, was looking out the window. Lance prided himself on being in the middle; he was just out of reach of the sun's grasp while Keith was its indifferent victim. It was the perfect place to take a nap without waking up to a burning smell that you'd quickly realize was you.

Or maybe not indifferent. Lance didn't watch as Keith bent down to rummage through his duffel bag to pull out a small hairband. He definitely didn't watch as Keith tied up his hair, and absolutely didn't notice how…y'know what, maybe Lance should stop thinking about it and focus on his chess game. He was losing to AI, by the way. Completely Keith's fault.

He also didn't gawk at Keith's exposed neck, and didn't take note of how he looked so much more…uh, OLD. Yeah, not mature or handsome or anything. Just plain old. The thin sheen of sweat on Keith's forehead that should've been gross was still gross. It didn't make Keith look like a shining angel or whatever.

Later, Lance would tease him for it. For now…a nap would suffice. He shifted so that his back was to Keith and started to doze off. Hunk was the one driving now, and he took a sharp left onto the highway, causing everyone to slide to the right.

Lance fell asleep soon after, slightly pissed at himself for not moving off of Keith's shoulder.