Your hc about epel just gave me an idea~could I request a fic where epel and deuce are stuffed from lunch but when deuce burps from how stuffed he is epel lets out some giant belches which completely catch deuce off guard? He's like amazed that something so big can come out of someone so dainty and just to show how manly he can be epel shamelessly lets rip one giant belch after another and shamelessly slaps his bloated belly after letting out his biggest longest one yet and mutters a completely unapologetic "heh...'scuse me..."
this is a perfectttttt scenario anon~<3 not sure if i have the time to work on it as a full length fic right now but im publishing it because the world needs to see this perfection <3333333
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I am simultaneously deliriously in love with the ending of Loki season 2 and absolutely loathe it
On one hand…Shakespearean tragedy at its finest, essentially circling back to Loki’s original Thor 2011 character arc by reversing it, and Loki has literally ascended to godhood. In the end, Loki’s ultimate selfless sacrifice was to sit upon the highest throne in the multiverse, and that to me is tragically ironically beautiful
On the other hand…Loki being alone makes me want to burn Marvel studios to the ground and do other unspeakable things
Best and worst ending of all time f u Eric Martin
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aint no way this penitent comes with a free vampire
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Don’t know if I ship it, but I do want them to have as many scenes together as possible…
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The last one is literally Snow following Sejanus to the back of the Hob. I said what I said.
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post 4.2 furina finds out neuvillette said she was 'prone to hysterics' and is like 'hahaha.... yeah, yeah i was wasn't i? it must have been awful, having to deal with me for all those centuries...'
and you know neuvillette is standing there wracked with guilt like
(it starts to storm and furina thinks its because he's remembering how annoying and frustrating it was working with her, and meanwhile neuvillette is three seconds away from throwing himself on the ground and begging for forgiveness)
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I LOVE CRINGE!!! REBLOG IF YOU LOVE, SUPPORT AND ENDORSE CRINGE!!!!
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im being so fucking for real and i need you guys to boost and reblog this
you nonblack selfshippers have got to stop using "simp." you have to. its african american vernacular english (aave) which in colloquial terms means its not for you to use. in a space already hostile towards shippers of color, youre just making it more inhospitable to black selfshippers by appropriating our language.
say youre crushing. say youre obsessed. say youre head over heels, say youre a sucker, say youre infatuated, just stop saying simp. for the love of god
{nonblack shippers [even other shippers of color] i do NOT want to hear your opinion on this post or hear about how you "didnt know" or are "changing it right now." just be an ally and LISTEN instead of needing to add your piece.}
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precious idiots
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pov: it’s the mid 2000s and you’re learning what love is
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homestuck was so perfect for autistic teenagers bc it took characters being sorted into categories and having Attributes to its absolute extreme. forget four hogwarts houses, every character has their associated colour their zodiac sign their associated animal their dream planet their god tier class and aspect their typing quirk their pesterchum handle their weapon their planet of x and y, as well as each of them having a handful of other very quantifiable Personality Traits and Interests (e.g. this one is a clown this one is angry this one likes fashion this one is just rufio from hook for some reason) and THEN they all also have their respective ancestors and dancestors(?)(plucked that word from my memory) who have all of those things as WELL
and god not to mention the fucking quadrant system
as a 13-15 year old autistic kid i didnt even need homestuck to have a plot i just happily made a big big spreadsheet of character attributes in my brain
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Imitate
Bonus Tighnari's POV :
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