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tinycoffeeroom · 29 days

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just friends | lando norris

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request: here !

part 2 !

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📍 sass cafe, monaco

👤 bffstagram, landonorris liked by bffstagram, landonorris and 59,203 others

y/nstagram dj lando came out of retirement for the night🤠

landonorris 😎 only for you xx ↳ y/nstagram i'm honoured mr norris 🫡 ↳ fan i love my besties who don't know they're my besties

bffstagram bro my tummy hurts ↳ y/nstagram i'm coming round with coffee and croissants you big baby ↳ bffstagram i love my gf ♥️ y/nstagram

fan i wanna party with y/nlando so BAD dude ↳ y/nstagram if you ever find yourself in monaco hmu xx

user ew flipping off the camera so ladylike ↳ y/nstagram idk your mum quite likes my fingers 🫶 ↳ fan ☠️☠️☠️ i love her

fan bffstagram is so hot, i need her ↳ bffstagram thank u babycakes 💗

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y/nstagram rainy days in monaco 🌧️

lilymhe i deserve financial compensation for the emotional turmoil tfios sent me through ↳ y/nstagram don't,,, sat and sobbed my eyes out at the last 100 pages

fan how to lose a guy in 10 days... tfios... who hurt you y/n? ↳ y/nstagram hahahah nothing like that! i promise i'm all good!

bffstagram i still have a headache from crying at that book, next time i choose what we're reading for book club ↳ y/nstagram BORINGGGGG who doesn't love doomed romance? ↳ fan you guys have a book club? thats so cute 😭 ↳ y/nstagram yep! it's me, bff, kika, lily and flavy!! ↳ alexandrasaintmleux and no one thought to invite me?? ↳ y/nstagram come join us babe!! ❤️

landonorris wow, didn't take you for a sappy romance reader ↳ y/nstagram there's a lot you don't know about me comment deleted ↳ y/nstagram tfios can make even the iciest bitch cry (it's me, i'm the icy bitch)

landonorris also answer ur damn texts ↳ y/nstagram sorry idk how to read suddenly ↳ fan The Lando Norris gets aired, there's hope for the rest of the bitchless community ↳ landonorris dude...

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f1gossip Eagle eyed Sass Cafe goers managed to capture Lando Norris getting cosy with an unknown blonde girl. Rumoured girlfriend Y/N L/N was nowhere to be seen. Trouble in paradise for the young duo?

fan delete this rn y'all are fucking up my y/nlando chances

fan rumoured girlfriend?? i thought they were just friends ↳ fan that's what they both say, but they're always very close whenever they've been seen out together ↳ fan i'm pretty sure there was like a super grainy photo of them kissing but you can't really tell if it's either of them ↳ fan hey how about we don't speculate on people's love lives???

fan y/n has been absent from social media for like a month too ... its so over for us y/nlando'ers

fan her instagram is girlstagram! from what i could see before she went private, she posted a selfie of her and lando and they looked very close ↳ fan damn the fbi needs to hire you or smth

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y/nstagram thuggin it out (i've listened to your best american girl 34 times today i think bffstagram is about to smother me with a pillow)

fan um who hurt my bestie ???

fan whoever hurt y/n must die at the hand of my sword

fan lando norris i am in your walls FIX THIS

bffstagram i would never smother you xx also come out of ur room it is boring as FUCK out here ↳ y/nstagram damn cant a girl go through it in peace? ↳ bffstagram absolutely not, i have wine and nibbles get out here NEOOWWW or i'm breaking into ur room ↳ y/nstagram the door is open babygirl

fan ik this is a parasocial friendship but are you ok y/n? ☹️ we love you ↳ y/nstagram oh sweetie ❤️ i'll be fine, sometimes you just gotta be a lil sad y'know? thank you for asking, ily ❤️ ↳ fan ily, take care of yourself 🥺 ♥️ y/nstagram

estebanocon chérie, i don't know what's wrong but i hope you're ok! lets grab coffee soon, flavy misses you! ☺️ ↳ y/nstagram thank u este 🫶🥺 text me when you're free! tell flavy i love her 💗 ↳ flavy.barla i love you too 💕 ♥️ y/nstagram

fan no lando like, i have one (1) fear ↳ fan do not even speak that into the universe

fan after f1gossips post, i have my speculations ↳ fan dude, if he fumbled y/n he really will be lando nowins

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y/npriv absolutely not thuggin it out lads

flavy.barla chouchou (sweetheart) 💔 that's it, me and este are taking you out for lunch tomorrow ↳ y/nstagram nooo don't let me ruin your date time!! ↳ flavy.barla nope it's already done! este's booked that little restaurant you like on pl. du casino ↳ y/nstagram le salon rose?? oh i could do a little weep, i love you guys 😭 ↳ flavy.barla we love you so so much y/n 💕

lilymhe i will hit him with my golf clubs ↳ y/nstagram i haven't even mentioned anyone? ↳ lilymhe we all know their name rhymes with bando borris ↳ y/nstagram wdym we all know? who else knows? ↳ flavy.barla ... me ↳ alexandrasaintmleux ^ ↳ francisca.c.gomes ^ ↳ lilynzeimer ^ ↳ heidiberger_ ^ ↳ carmenmmundt ^ ↳ kellypiquet ^ ↳ iamrebeccad ^ ↳ y/nstagram ok ok i get it damn

kellypiquet want me to ask max to rear end him with his race car? ↳ y/nstagram as if max would ever be behind lando ↳ kellypiquet 😳😳😳 ↳ y/nstagram i may l*ve him but i am also a realist ↳ y/nstagram ok no i do feel bad

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[caption 1: love of my life, apple of my eye, the thelma to my louise 💖 @/flavy.barla] [caption 2: damn stole my girl from right in front of me 😔 @/estebanocon @/flavy.barla]

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flavy.barla mon ange (my angel), you know you're the only one for me 💕 ↳ y/nstagram tell that to your giant of a boyfriend :(

estebanocon i'm not a giant 😠 ↳ y/nstagram stop reading flavy's messages weirdo ↳ y/nstagram but on a real note, thank you for dinner, i really needed it ↳ estebanocon of course, i'm not sure what lando's done but we hate seeing you so sad ↳ y/nstagram who said it had anything to do with lando? ↳ estebanocon whenever me and flavy have an argument she pulls out the mitski lyrics, i know the signs ↳ y/nstagram that's different, you and flavy are dating ↳ estebanocon and you and lando aren't???? ↳ y/nstagram what? no? we're just friends ↳ estebanocon oh mon amie naïve (my naive friend) friends don't look at each other the way the two of you do

landonorris can we talk? seen

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anyone interested in a part 2?

#lando norris x reader #lando norris imagine #lando norris fanfic #lando norris social media au #f1 imagine #f1 smau #f1 social media au

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djpachipikachu · 2 days

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doodle dump of unreleased aus that r still actively in my Brain Often but i dont post shit about them

⚠️warning for old art and blood and injury drawn and death mentions⚠️

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magic lily au:

main theme -

summary is that leo is transported to the samurai rabbit universe instead of his family’s arms through a trifecta of his ninpo, mikey’s mystics that begged for him to be safe, and the ki stone sensing a hero in need

when leo lands in the world, he doesnt know any japanese aside from simple phrases he grew up with; “thank you”, “please”, “excuse me”, “help me”, “i love you”, etc

him and yuichi fall in love and he remains there for a few years ! however . theyve all known since the beginning that the ki stone would take leo back once he was healed. she was clear on the fact he was only there to be helped , not to live there . so yuichi and leo hold off the inevitable, despite leo missing his family horribly and knowinf they think hes dead , despite knowing how selfish it was to have one more day with each other , they avoided the ki stone until they go to the temple together and leo is ripped from the world without even a chance to reallt say goodbye to everyone

uhhh etc etc they were their first and last loves as they were both on the aro spec and didnt have a need to find that kinda love again they just . wanted each other and blehhh

i have a playlist for it as well ! my oldest au , started since i got into the fandom

UUAU:

[temp name]

my original usagi/tmnt iteration with miyamoto usagi as the main protag ! i still want to create a comic and really officially send this out so i wont spoil a lot, but !

the basis is that usagi lives in a post apocolyptic solarpunk society and is forcibly sent back in time to a cyberpunk city where the seeds of a war have begun to sprout, dropped in the middle of the highest tensions between three turtles and their eldest brother who is on the enemy side

doomed siblings, doomed toxic yaoi, doomed Everything, its inspired by idw and 2003 so what else is there to expect

only showing the beta design for usagi ! i have a lot of other drawings for this but again, spoilers

historical graves au:

this one is the most recent of the bunch, just putting my version of yuichi for rise into a more usagi yojimbo styled setting ! the story is entirely different from the fanfic and im still working on it But

yuichi is the great grandchild of miyamoto usagi instead of a distant ancestor , so the debt of the shogun’s assassination is that much heavier and Far more dangerous to hold. yuichi and his adoptive little sister, hana, have recently escaped the mass murder and pillaging of their rabbit village (the same one that mariko and kenichi and usagi grew up in) and are on a journey to find their aunt for sanctuary

along the way, they run into a lot of familiar faces, such as the hamato clan , who has karai as their jōnin ! also yuichi gets possessed by jei at some point

hes trans too so he “disguises” himself as a boy to be more hidden as they travel

ive got one more original iteration but theres like . nothing i want to share from it rn lmao

SOOO THATS IT basicallt !!umm if anyone wants to know more about any of these aus id be happy to answer ! u can request doodles of them too !

if u read this far ily and im kissing you

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cronchcake · 1 month

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shuffle your on repeat playlist and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people

I was tagged by @froizetta - thanks! this was really fun (until it wasn't). I would also like to point out I did not cheat. ehem um. ok.

Backtrack - Emei

Could Have Been Me - The Struts

I Want To Be With You - chloe moriondo

Unsweetened Lenonade - Amélie Farren

That Girl - Emei

Autotheist - Baby Bugs

suffering - Amélie Farren

More Than Anything, from Hazbin Hotel (I'm really shooting myself in the foot here but COME ON they got me with the Jeremy Jordan belts. I was doomed from the start)

Poison, from Hazbin Hotel (I have no excuse for this one)

It Will Come Back - Hosier

This is painting a very specific picture of me and I do not like it, but I will be swiftly moving on to tagging more people to distract myself and everyone else.

@crowreys-wormstache @sonicscrewdriver-hippogriff @intricatecakes @space-lancer @oh-archivist and of course, anyone else who's interested, here ya go, take a stab at this, if u feel like it. XOXO ily byyyyyeee

#ugh aughough I am taking psychic damage as I post this #I SWEAR I have good music on there I just-#lovesick in public by zoe ko is my current anthem ok go listen to that one that one's BETTER-#*i am dragged away kicking and screaming by security*#but yeah just. listen. hazbin is. a show. but I am a musical theatre nerd and if I hear a broadway star belt out their entire heart I WILL #play that on loop #the rest is history #also I have lots of fun themed playlists btw I prommy i prommy okokok bye

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moonjxsung · 5 months

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pookie how do u deal with being single I want love like in ur stories 😢 waaaa

I always have a really hard time explaining this, especially considering I write romantic fanfiction in my free time, but I digress! I’ll try to get through my thought process as best as I can here:

I used to be somebody who valued romantic relationships so deeply, and with age I think I’ve just grown indifferent toward romance. In finally realizing that romantic relationships just don’t fulfill me, I’ve grown to understand that there are far greater aspects in life that do fulfill me- my job, traveling, writing… even making money, as cringe as that may come off. You have to let your life be fulfilled in a multitude of ways- the rest will find you naturally. Don’t force anything if it’s not meant to be.

And that being said- one of my favorite lessons from a philosophy course I took in college and something I hold so close to me- you may never find a romantic partner to spend your life with. And that’s okay. Don’t let your tiny blip of a lifetime in this vast universe be defined by some situationship not liking you back. You’re better than that- and bigger than that. You have a lot more to offer and you will feel both lighter and happier when you stop defining your life through the lens of other people.

Perhaps it’s also a helpful fact that I have never in my life wanted children and I don’t believe in the traditional sense of marriage, so I don’t feel this impending doom of a “body clock” or whatever sexist term they’re calling it these days. I just… want to exist, and to age gracefully. (And maybe be the cool aunt who writes a lot and travels all over the world.)

TLDR: Embrace being single. This lifetime isn’t forever- why place all of its value in your romantic relationships? Go live your life!!! Go experience everything else that is in your control!!!!!

(Also TRUST you guys don’t want me to fall in love- I think I would stop writing altogether. As I stand, I can lock myself in a room and spew 30,000 words about my assumptions of Hyunjin as a lover. I could never speak of a real-life man the same way.)

ily pookie, don’t put pressure on yourself 🫶🩷

#anon <3 #ask

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finniestoncrane · 2 years

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False Pretences

capullo!riddler x female!reader, word count: 2.2k i just wrote this one for myself because i love him and i'm sorry i know i have requests but i haven't done anything for just me in a while u-u expanded on this lil ficlet from a 'first date' prompt and added some typical zero year smut in 💚 ily greg capullo, my clit owes you one request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi minors DNI!! 🔞 cw for nsfw stuff: lying, language, pining, lil bit of flirty touching, praise, sex, sprinkle of misogyny, raging ego eddie, self-image issues, eddie's dick is smaller than average and he's about to make it everyone's problem, when it is really a blessing

It’s not really a date.

But at the back of your mind, you were convinced that it might be. So why had you agreed to it?

Look, there’s a lot of reasons to tell him to fuck off. And one throbbing, desperate reason to say yes and take the risk.

In the worst-case scenario, he might reveal some strange, deep feelings for you. Best case, you get a free meal and some sex. And with that final affirmation, you let go of your tight, white-knuckle grip of the steering wheel and left your car, walking up the steps to the apartment building and hitting the buzzer for Edward, the little label next to his number just a little question-mark and a winking face, making you roll your eyes.

“Yeah?”

“Uh…it’s me.”

“Who is me?”

“Are you shitting me?”

“Oh! It’s you! You sounded too cheerful before, back to your usual surly self now. Come on up!”

As the door was unlocked and the buzzing tone hummed in your ears, you side-glanced at the walk, at your car, at your last chance to not make a huge mistake. And you stepped inside anyway, feeling the door close behind you like an airlock on some doomed spaceship. No way out. It wasn’t a particularly pleasant building, and as much as you hoped his own apartment might be nicer, you knew him too well to get your hopes up too high. You rounded the corner and saw him standing against his open door, leaning against the frame.

“You’re dressed nice.”

“You’re…not.”

He shrugged at you as you looked him up and down. His usual put together outfit looked a lot more dishevelled. Chartreuse pants still on, they were creased. No shoes, just his black socks, which had holes in them, weird that was what was beneath his neatly polished dress shoes usually. His black shirt, rolled up at the sleeves, unbuttoned further than usual to his chest. His hair, still slicked back, but with grease more than pomade. No mask, no gloves, no hat. It was weird seeing him like that. But it made him a lot less daunting. You hated to admit it, but the way he usually presented himself was effective in portraying him as a confident, charismatic man. Very difficult to reconcile that with the man before you. It was difficult to decide if it made this easier or not. Would you rather be on a date with this man, who was less distressing to be around but ultimately unable to conceal what a loser he was, Edward Nygma? Or would it have been better to be on a date with the intimidating, but at least vaguely able to restrain himself, Riddler?

Didn’t matter, because you were stuck with the sleazy idiot who was currently looking you up and down as you approached his door.

“It’s casual, what did you expect?”

“I…genuinely had no idea what to…wait, how casual?” You were suddenly very aware that the black dress you wore, hitting just above your knees, and how formal it appeared.

Thank god you decided to throw your shitty kicks on to counter balance it. Not such a stupid idea now.

“It’s uh…” his eyes lingered on your bare legs, eyebrows raising at your footwear, before he slowly trailed his gaze back up to your face. “…pretty casual. Come on in.” He tilted his head towards the apartment as he walked inside, holding the door for you. You followed him, catching it with your hand and letting it close behind you with an echoing thud.

He asked you round for food and a movie. Dinner and a movie. ‘Dinner and a movie’ is a date. Right? Right!?

But you already knew you were doomed when you could smell the food, pizza, and could hear the other voices.

“Ed, is this a party?”

“Uh…yeah. I guess so. What else would it be? What? I’m just going to invite you round to my house for free food?”

Idiot. Both of you. Maybe it was nice though? He…liked you enough to show you off in front of his friends? Or at least introduce you to them. Why did you care!?

As you followed him into the lounge, you could feel your face, your whole body, cringing.

“These are my friends.” There were some scattered ‘heys’, a couple of them turning to shoot you a polite smile and the rest ignoring you in favour of whatever action movie it was on the TV.

“You started the movie already?”

“Well, it’s a trilogy, so there’s two more to watch. You’re not missing much with the plot.”

Is jumping out of the window too dramatic?

“Do you want a drink? I have beer and…water?”

“Beer is fine.”

“Hey! Look at you, getting fun!” He slung his arm around your shoulder, shaking you lightly before grabbing you both a beer from hid fridge and heading to his sofa. You stood awkwardly. There was nowhere left to sit, and it was doubtful that a single one of the men in the room were going to give up their spot for you.

“Oh, shit…ok, come sit with me.”

“I don’t think there’s enough space, Ed.”

“No, sit on me dummy.”

You laughed a bit, looking at him, waiting for him to laugh back. But instead, he patted his lap. And as humiliating as it was, and would be, you were kind of ok with it. What else did you come here for? To be close to him. To flirt with him. Because despite yourself, and despite everything about him, you were still attracted to him. Either you could break through and learn that there was something redeemable to love under the disgusting yet attractive surface, or you could fuck the bad boy and get it out of your system, leaving you to get back to your life. Win-win.

Awkwardly lowering yourself onto his lap, so grateful that none of his friends had looked away from the screen long enough to notice you being grabbed by the hips and dropped down onto him. He grunted as he wrapped his arms around your front.

“There you go.”

It was difficult to tell if this was something he had planned for, but you weren’t too bothered. When he placed his head on your shoulder, his sideburns tickling against your cheek, you could feel yourself melt into him a little. Maybe a bit too relaxed, as it became evident that your wiggling, laughing at the stupid jokes he whispered into your ear, was something he was enjoying a bit too much. You shifted a little, trying to ignore the obvious erection that he was making no effort to hide, trying not to be flattered by it, but despite your best efforts you were blushing at it. You hated yourself for falling for him.

But it was short-lived, as it became increasingly less likely that his attraction to you was the reason you were invited over. Even when you thought you were going to be alone, at the end of the three excruciatingly boring movies, when his friends had left, you were asked to stay behind to clean up only.

“You know what, Eddie?” You picked up some empty beer cans, back turned to him so he couldn’t see the disappointment on your face. “I really thought this was…” You sighed, turning to face him, to see if your words were anymore likely to come out, easier to scold him or to tell him the truth of your disappointment. But as you turned, he was standing before you, hands knocking away everything you were carrying before wrapping around your back, stumbling into you, knocking you back into the wall where his lips met yours.

His kiss was sloppy, yearning, longing evident in the way his hands were unable to find a space to stop, running along your sides, round your back, gripping your waist, your ass. They dragged up your stomach, pulling at your shirt, sliding under your bra to cup at your breasts while he sighed against you, harmonizing with your moans, a symphony of explicit pleasure.

With his free hand, he let his fingers wander up your thigh, flicking up the bottom of your dress, making no effort to tease you, to let it seem like this was going to be a gentle, romantic affair. He slid your panties to the side, fingers pressing against you, moving side to side, pressing between your lips and laughing into the kisses he smothered your neck in as you gasped and moaned, arching your back against the wall into him.

“Hmm…wet already…I thought I could feel something warm when you were on my lap.” You could feel his smug grin against your skin.

“Eddie…”

“Yeah?”

“Shut up.”

He thrust two of his fingers inside of you, curling them up, stretching them apart slightly, listening to your breathing to figure out which movements made you moan the most. With his free hand, now no longer grasping at your breasts or clutching your waist, he held your chin, forcing you to look up at him and into his eyes. The smarmy grin, the glint in the green surrounding his pupils, it was overwhelming.

“Oh, Eddie…”

“Mhm, I thought so.”

Removing his hand swiftly from between your legs, admiring the slick that covered his fingers before rubbing them down his shirt, he gripped your forearms, pulling you towards the sofa, swiping the crumbs and empty cans from it, so romantic. As he lay back, he dragged you down with him, positioning you on top of him. With his arms and legs tangled around you, holding you into him, tightly pressed on his writhing body, you could feel yourself kissing him harder, more violent as you bit down on his lip and pulled it out as he hissed in pleasure.

Noticing his hands were no longer exploring your curves, tangling into your hair and pulling at your clothes, you heard his zip being undone, his breath hitching slightly as he gripped his stiff cock tight, rubbing his palm against it as he looked at your lips, stretching his neck out to kiss you while you lowered yourself onto him.

In a surprise twist, the sound he made as he entered you was more of a whimper than the grunt you had expected. High in pitch, desperate in tone. He shuddered as he bucked his hips up and into you, halting as your bodies slapped together, squeezing his eyes shut tight.

“Are you…is this ok, Ed?”

“Mhm, great. Is it…so far?”

You stared down at him, palm to his cheek, a kiss on his forehead as you tried to stay still, tried to push past the delicious sensation of him inside of you to try and stay tender in the moment.

“Eddie, this is good.”

“I’m good?”

“You’re good.” You giggled at the question, but his cheeks reddened, guilt flooding your stomach.

“Tell me…tell me it feels good.”

“Eddie, it feels amazing.” You lifted your hips slightly, lightly moving them from side to side, clenching around him inside of you.

“I’m…enough?”

“Enough?”

“Like…big…”

The fragile ego, shattered self-image, narcissism out the window for the moment, he was letting himself be vulnerable. He looked entirely different in this light, weakened by his sense of inadequacy. But while it mattered a lot to him, it didn’t matter at all to you.

“Eddie, you feel amazing. You’re feel perfect, don’t you think we fit. So. Good. Together?” You lifted yourself up and down onto him with each word. Hands trailing up to hold his behind his head, back arching low, kissing him as you lifted your hips up and down on top of him, letting him fill you up.

“Eddie…god…that’s so good…you’re so…hmm…good.”

“Yeah…I am…I’m amazing…I’m really…the best…”

There he was, the Eddie you unfortunately found irresistibly attractive. And the lopsided little grin he managed to eek out through his gritted teeth, both of your words of praise bringing out the best, or worst, in him, it drove you wild.

“Eddie, you’re gonna make me…I’m so close…Eddie…”

“Ok, ok…don’t stop…keep telling me…tell me I’m good…”

“You’re the best, Eddie.”

“The best…”

“Completely amazing.”

“Amazing…”

“You’re fucking spectacular.”

With his fingers laced around yours, grip white-knuckle tight, he arched his back into you, groaning loud and softening into a quiet growl as he finished the last throes of his orgasm. You found yourself cumming after him, the guttural sounds emanating from his smug mouth enough to push you over the edge.

Letting his already disgusting sofa get even filthier, you lifted yourself off of him and lay down on his chest, smiling up at him, waiting for him to thank you, for your words, for the experience, for letting him fuck you even after he invited you round to the worst evening of your life.

“Ok, so you wanna get up and finish tidying? I would help but I’m super tired now.” Smirk on his lips, he had the audacity to wink at you as he grabbed your ass before lifting you off of him.

#finnie writes #riddler #the riddler #batman #riddler imagine #the riddler imagine #fanfic #the riddler fanfic #riddler fanfic #riddler x reader #riddler x you #edward nygma #edward nigma #edward nashton #the riddler fanfiction #zero year riddler #zero year!riddler #capullo riddler #capullo!riddler

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tears-of-boredom · 6 months

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Hey man ! How have you been doing today??? I got myself a surprise errand (as if I don't have a lot to do already, oh well!) to run cuz when I checked my beetle habitat I found 11 new larvae. I now have 16 beetle larvae and I gotta go pick up one of those big ass plastic tubs that bulk candy is sold in. Rn I'm sitting in the basement waiting for my laundry to be ready. Thought of u randomly! ILY ! Toodles!

-Dude with errands

oh dude, those plastic containers are so good for storing literally anything, theyre somehow always the perfect size

and tbh today has been kinda uaghrhh cuz i slept like shit, and then immideatly had to go to school. and then I found out that the next thing in biology i need to study is procreation and human birth, which genuinely grosses me out so much oh my god. not the sex part, the birth and development of babies part. and its frustrating cuz I've already went over everything in uhh in terveystieto,, health education?? but yeah so I need to go over it all again. ill probably pretend im studying some very alien lifeform from like, a Doom lore-book or something,, cuz otherwise ill probably cry😜✌️

oh and I did some physics to avoid said biology area, and the subject was "opposites attract"

i made a helpful diagram for myself to explain it

but now im so much better honestly; im free for the rest of the day, and getting to talk to you is always so nice,, luv u2 :)

#trying to figure out the most ridiculously short way of saying ''i love you'' for comedic effect #who'd have believed you'd come along?

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dynmghts · 2 months

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!

NAME: cameron! cam for short

PRONOUNS : he/him is the preferred, they/them is cool too

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : discord, usually! though i'm pretty bad at initiating conversation because i'm a shy little guy

NAME OF MUSE(s) : bakugou katsuki my beloved boy

BEST EXPERIENCE : i've had sooooo many positive experiences on here, it's really hard to name them all tbh! and also because my memory sucks. the most recent joy i've had is when i made my official comeback on this blog with the shiny new url, and katsuki immediately beefing with monoma (ily viverra), while getting a welcome from other muses of friends i've known since i started writing him in 2021.

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : i like to think of myself as fairly tolerant, mostly because i consider myself guilty of some dooming ones (namely anti-social, low/no interaction, etc). but i have one big one i guess;

clique-y behaviour. this is noooot something i've seen in this rpc (as far as i can tell? which, thank god), but i'm a veteran who was in the trenches of the fantasy rpc while dragon age was the leading fantasy media. it was pretty common for groups to band together, which is fine, people click! but then it became impossible to interact with anyone from those groups, because they'd only interact with each other. it's also this weird, i dunno, expectation for canon muse blogs outside of a "clique" to mirror the one that's inside that clique, you know what i mean? it made me thankful that i was writing an inquisitor instead of a canon muse there, but yikes...

MUSE PREFERENCES: i reeeeeeally like it when someone has meticulously pulled apart a muse and put them back together with their personal understandings on how they think / act / work in their media. SO MUCH. i love the in-depth lens they give their character that way, canon or oc, divergent or compliant, WHY they choose to go either way. gimme someone who has loved their character so well that you can see the dedication in everything they write about them. gimme muses that are a myriad of deep understandings from the mun about their lore, their personalities, their actions, and even their respective universes. i'll never get enough of it.

PLOTS OR MEMES : ahhhh i'm so bad with both... i'm more consistent with memes for interaction, and even if it takes me a week (or three months) to get to it, i will more often than not FINALLY find a way i want to respond to something. but for a good and strong bond, i adore plotting. i struggle with consistency sometimes because i tend to tap out of social interaction quickly, but once you get the ball rolling, once we have an idea to latch onto, it's pretty smooth from there i think. i love seeing how we can get two characters to work. my strongest bonds on this blog come from me goofing around in dms with people and coming up with some of the best, funniest, sweetest, and heart-breaking content for our muses.

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : i write long replies a LOT more than i do short ones. this is mostly a skill issue. once i have a train of thought, i keep writing and forget to slow down a bit... and i love to have my little essay replies to read when i come online. they're so much fun to me. but i also treasure short replies, because sometimes, a short reply carries enough to pack a punch!

BEST TIME TO WRITE : ha. ahaha. seeing as it's 2:30am while i'm doing this on the night i had to do my medication, so long as i feel well enough, i'll write at any time. sometimes early morning, sometimes afternoon, sometimes night, sometimes in the ungodly hours where i should most definitely be asleep.

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : ............... sometimes. usually when i'm playing an anger-inducing video game. also that gifted kid perfectionist thing.

tagged: @resolutepath (charlieeeee thank u!) tagging: oh uhhhh @ingen1um & @fightaers & @fighterbound & @quirkthieves & @osoreruna & anyone who wants to! yoink it from me n lemme see!!!!

#💥 ⸍ i. out.#💥 ⸍ i. dash games.#long post /

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iamfabiloz · 8 months

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Hey Hey Hey Rebrand to Fionna and cake for one day for me :>

(this is a joke, i am joking only do this if you want)

In other news I hope you start bawling over doomed t4t lesbian couple Simon and Betty cause I fucking am.

Ily husband and I am not okay <3

I’m so tempted 2 make winter king n simon art dawg u got no clue HELPP BAHAH also reminds me I need a new pfp hmm we shall see 🙏😩

Also RIP YEA THEIR SO TRAGICC Their love story we was watching was so cute omgee WAAA now it GONEEE ☹️

Ily too pastaband hugging u it’s ALL GONNA BE OK!! They will exist happily forever in your heart if you let them 🫡🫡😢💖

#ask #thecatspasta

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s3xtones · 1 year

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hiii ily,

this might be quite long so sorry about that :/

theres a pretty lady i’ve known a very long time who i am very much in love with. i feel as though we’re bound by that in a way, she knows i love her without me having to tell her and i know she loves me. ig the bond that we have isn’t enough tho since we’ve tried several times before and it never ends up working out for us. she mostly blames it on herself and her ‘self sabotaging tendencies’ but there’s been times where i’ve been so horrible and so obviously at fault and it’s almost as if we start off beautifully but we both become almost chaotic and end up splitting again.

we’ve spent a lot of time apart and as of right now i feel as tho we’ve both matured a lot and my love for her is just as strong if not stronger than before. we talk less but it’s almost as if we don’t need to, whenever we do however we always clarify and honour the love we still have for each other even tho we’re separate. i really do believe in a relationship with her and i’m not close to giving up on that but my problem is that i’m worried that she struggles focusing on someone long term in general.

we mostly stay out of each others way now, checking up every once in a while. she has a boyfriend now too which doesn’t bother me in itself but he’s sort of the object of the issue. i don’t mean to sound cocky but i know that i could take her back whenever i wanted, boyfriend or not. that’s where the problem arises tho because they’ve only been together around 2 weeks and in that time alone she’s flirted with me and mentioned (not directly to me) that she’d ‘literally die for me’ and hates that she sabotaged our relationship calling herself insane for doing it :( .

as i’ve mentioned i do see a future with her. i love her and i want her and i guess i’m selfish in the sense that if we were guaranteed to last, i wouldn’t have any problems taking her away from her boyfriend at all. the only reason i’m reluctant is because i feel like if she can’t focus on her current man for 2 weeks without running back to me at 4 in the morning, then she’s not ready for something long term and i’d hate for us to go through the effort of getting back together just for it to end in a couple weeks. i really feel torn because i want her to myself but i see no longevity in us. i think if tried to focus on the person she’s wit now it’d prove to me that it’s possible for us to have something long term. we’ve had a connection ever since we met and i feel so drawn to her. she’s a real angel to me and i wish her sm peace and happiness regardless of our circumstances. i really need a new perspective. tysm for reading this and giving advice if u do <3

oh and btw she shares ur first name <3

lots of love <333

A DOOMED LOVE STORY.

Idk taking her from her man is just an ego / pride move n a terrible way to get back into the relationship. Based on what you’ve told me , i think y’all are both confused on what you actually want from each other and what to do with the feelings you have for one another. the space is good for now and actually maybe there should be even MORE SPACE. Her Reachin out at 4am is not a good thing cause she’s creepin and even though to you that’s a sign you can “take her” it’s also evidence of the overlying problem, COMMITMENT!

If y’all both cannot commitment 100% it’s never gon be right.

Commitment takes trust, faith, love , discipline, loyalty and a lot of self reflection.

It feels weird to let go of someone so familiar they felt like home. You get to reminiscing bout old good times n wishing you could do it all over again but the reality is it cannot work with the way things are. People never change, they do grow and mature but people do not change their ways and who they are at their core.

idk im still trynna figure out my own situation and this made me cry. Reiterating what i said, there’s a difference yearning for the love once shared and missing someone you’re too afraid to let go of but you don’t really want cause then you’re actually alone.

Let her go fr n if y’all are meant it will be.

ily2 n i wish you the best, focus on u fr build ur dream life in the meantime

ARIEL WHEREEVRR U ARE U BETTER GET RIGHT N REALIZE WHAT U WANT AND WHAT YOU DESERVE. YOU ARE WORTH THE BEST!

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atlabeth · 2 years

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SPOILERS FOR ST VOL2 UNDER THE CUT 🚨🚨🚨🚨 YOUVE BEEN WARNED

barely any of my friends watch st so i need somewhere to dump all my thoughts bc my brother won’t care

okay so that was a ride

i think it’s funny how literally all the theories i saw on here were wrong

but that being said i also think the direction they took it was kinda anticlimactic?

there were so many parts they had to work with that it kinda felt like no one got the time they deserved

like there were some very well done things obviously. eddie’s guitar solo was killer and max’s sacrifice was the only part where i nearly cried

and the sequence at the end w running up that hill playing and everyone doing their individual parts that was really good too

speaking of max and eddie

how about that huh?

OKAY DONT KILL ME but i wasn’t that affected by eddie’s death, i thought he was a cool character but i didn’t get attached to him at all. i got more sad when dustin was talking to his uncle but i definitely saw it coming. it was really cool that he finally stood his ground but his death was honestly pretty unnecessary, i think the vecna crew would’ve been okay either way. but i know a lot of my moots are eddie stans and for you i mourn 😔😔i’m sorry guys i’m here for u

but max dying ??? like that fuckin got me. yeah she came back but i did not expect for her to actually DIE???? idk how eleven brought her back but i’m thankful for it lol. sadie’s acting was phenomenal

i also thought will and jonathan’s brother chat was well done, i wish they more explicitly said that will was gay and he was into mike but i mean. it was pretty obvious in every scene they were in together lmao

i’m kinda upset at how much they ignored the stuff between robin and nancy in favor of nancy and steve

and the fact that she didn’t even talk to jonathan about what happened w steve?? mans literally said he imagined you in his plans for six kids and you don’t think you should tell your boyf

but okay

i wish there was ronance but i’m happy robin and vickie got a scene together. if robin can’t get nancy i’m cool w vickie

i am kinda disappointed at the ending? like i’m happy that everyone got their reunion together it made my heart all warm but i thought it was gonna be WAY darker

like i thought vecna was gonna totally take over hawkins like completely bring the upside down to the real world. and i think that will happen next season so ig im cool with slow impending doom

i am glad that all my favorite characters are still alive though. nancy robin steve ily❤️

anyways. what a fuckin four hour rollercoaster huh. im running on 3 hours of sleep so im slightly delirious but hopefully this makes sense lmao

and feel free to comment ur thoughts or whatever or leave them in my ask box or just don’t thats cool too

#stranger things spoilers #stranger things 4 spoilers #stranger things volume 2 spoilers #stranger things s4 vol2 spoilers #spoilers #okay i think that’s enough tags to get them all blacklisted lol

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weirdlizard26 · 1 year

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hey bro i hope you stay safe and that this is moreso a date that marks improvement and safety for you rather than one of doom. i am wishing you the best and sending so so much love your way. also - your fear is VERY understandable, but hey, getting some rest is better than having none in an emergency,,,, take care of yourself in any way u can <3

thank you so much :') it really means so much that youve stuck around with me the entire year and your messages always cheer me up!! ily i hope u will take care of yourself out there as well!!

#wl26 #wl26 answers #anon #bwah sorry its so hard to form a cohesive reply but please know that i am immensely thankful for this #genuinely teared up reading this..#one million hug emojis #🫂🫂🫂#thats not one million its more of a preview #anyways stay safe and take care!!! and thank u so much!!!! i really cant express just how much this message means to me

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twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat · 2 months

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ariariairari!!! first of all.. me being the godparent of the knight!sugu fic..🤚😔 there is truly not a higher honor than that IM HONESTLY. STILL THINKING ABOUT THAT FIC. I THINKA BOUT IT ALL THE TIME.

BUT OMG!! i loved who made me a princess so much 😭😭 I ATE THAT UP SO FAST AND RAELIANA TOOOOO a manhwa lover AND a gojo lover... you are a true person of taste 🙏 i have so many manhwa recs i've been fiending so hard lately they have been my only source of happiness for the past couple weeks!!! bc of uni 😔 beware of the villainess and melody of the deadwood are classics in the feel-good department!! but for that yum yum familial angst i'd recommend the strongest characters in the world are obsessed with me, death is the only ending for a villainess, and my personal favorite: i will change the genre!!! let me know how you like them if you ever do end up reading them !!!

I WOULD KILL FOR KNIGHT!NANAMI I'M SO SORRY i feel like knight!nanami and knight!sugu love u in different ways and i just... jfdkfjkdfjk.....

also you've NEVER seen avatar?? :0000 it's so good i'd recommend it!!! i personally think korra (the sequel) is better but that's definitely a hot take but they're both amazing!! i honestly get it though i didn't watch them until like a year and a half ago LMAO

BUT THANK YOU FOR THE QUESADILLA PLEASE ASSASSINATE MY PROF I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE

(i hope you're doing well <333 hugging u so hard ari <33 the weather is finally looking up in my area and i feel a happiness that's been lost to me for MONTHS... woke up and the sun was shining and i was like!! maybe life is worth living!! anyways i hope exam szn goes well for u AND I HAVE UR GOJO FIC IN MY TBR IM SCREAMINGGGGG)

ALEXIS IN MY INBOX…….. i’m kissing you and booping you so lovingly <333333

YOU ARE THE GODPARENT!!! i couldn’t have done it without you…. always remember that you’re the Founder of that fic i’m just the delivery guy <33 BUT YES FELLOW MANWAH FAN I LOVE YOU SO BAD. it’s been such a long time since i read a good ol otome isekai webtoon……. I ALSO FORGOT TO MENTION THE BEST ONE :(((( my next life as a villainess: all routes lead to doom!! i adoreee the mc she’s so good. silly little guy.

BUT TYSM FOR THE RECSSSS i’ve heard of/read a bit of most of them i think :0 i had a period where i’d just read the first chapter of every isekai manga i could find LMAO….. trust that i WILL be jotting all your recs down for future reference + breaking into your inbox whenever i check them out 🙏🙏

AND KNIGHT!NANAMI LMAOOO yes…. i rlly do think they love you differently. knight!nami is such a sweet boy and knight!sugu is a bucket full of Doom waiting to explode (but he loves you very tenderly)…. i just feel like you’ll always be a bit of a sidehoe to his moral code :’3 bro is married to his job unfortunately. kento would quit just for you <3

I’VE BEEN MEANING TO WATCH AVATAR but i haven’t yet….. T_T i’ve heard nothing but good things tho. and i’ve heard good things abt korra goo i think!!! will let you know whenever i watch it…. it’s just intimidating getting into such a long old series i think 😭😭😭

I’M MAKING YOU ALL THE QUESADILLAS IN THE WORLD BTWWWWW and don’t ever worry abt it sweetheart i have a guy on the case 😇😇 your prof WILL be stopped.

^ guy on the case

BUT WAHHHHH ILY ALEXIS 🥺🥺🥺 i’m so glad it’s getting sunnier and warmer where you are!!! it’s crazy how a tiny bit of sun will solve your whole life….. i’m gonna threaten the sun into shining just for u 🙏🙏 PLS HANG IN THEREEE OK it’s almost summer vacay… kind of….. assuming your school system is similar to mine…… we’re gonna survive we’re gonna do great

#I’M HUGGING YOU SO TIGHT 🫂🫂🫂 my belovedest of all time #AND THE GOJO FIC….. i hope you enjoy it personally i think bfb!gojo is my most attractive gojo yet but that’s just Me…#anyway. I LOVE YOUUUUU i hope you have the nicest day/night!!!! 🥺 i’m cheering you on always always #ask tag ✩#alexis !! ✩

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meatriarchived · 5 months

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[boss music plays as a hp bar appears above my head] hi renee (: i just wanted to say i'm super thankful that i met you this year, and that we literally hit it off and have been vibing ever since. you're such a chill person to hang out with, and i am thankful to have unlocked the frienship dlc with you where we're silly goofy in video games.

i'm sorry but also never sorry for when we start goin back and forth doing critical psychic damage to each other with our unhinged aus and offshoot narratives. you have such a talent and range, and all the muses you have written are ones that feel truly built from the ground up by you. and like, they really are!! i love watching you take a character with little to no lore, and specifically ms maria wronged-by-the-narrative flores, and how you give them the love and care that their creators never will frankly-- danny-alejo osorio > danny gaines every day, mama luda our mom, thomas im scared of you. birdie ur humour and final girl swag. even when hoyt jumpscares us all and dunks on my son im like damn i respect that renee you were so brave and wrote that demon. and ofc maria written as the heart of the narrative doomed or not.

i love building dynamics with you, i love peeking into your creative mind through all your metas, you legit have a garden growing in ur brain. i love that you're willing to get on the insanity level w me w our sad little meowmeows and weave together a story that hurts my feelings every time. i love reading your horror especially, explorations of trauma and the difficult nuances behind it. it inspires me to get a little braver with it and i'm constantly trying to pick up things from your writing! you are funny and kind and a creative powerhouse and i am often simply like damn renee's mind for this…. u know?

anyway all this 2 say ily and i'm glad we're pals, and i hope the new year is kind to you <3!!!

didya enjoy the uno reverse i gave ya for this kels :)) hows that hp bar of yours huh?- FBNJk

you already got all my sappiness in my message to you but do know i so appreciate everything that you said here and in the lil response to the ask as well <3 truly means the world to me how much you guys enjoy where ive been taking my lil texas band of misfits esp with how little they have to go on so most of its my own unhinged nonsense and also just. my writing and characterizations and all of that. esp coming from my hiatus and truthfully feeling rather down and unimpressed with my own writing - knowing you guys not only enjoy it but even pull any little bits of inspiration at all from it warms my heart like you wouldnt believe. so infinitely thank you for that <3

im keeping this saved on here as my last lil posts before this blogs officially archived <3 ilu and thank you again and cannot wait for more of our texas nonsense this year!!! :))

KISSES TO THE SKY TO YOU & OUR FAVORITE JOCK <3

#[ 𝐎𝐎𝐂 ] ── * 𝐏𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎 𝐀𝐋𝐁𝐔𝐌. { saved. }

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appleofmyowneyes · 2 years

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Hi, am not new here (incase you think) but have been rolling around this tag since long ago without being noticed.

It was by the end of 2019 my yt thought to surprise me with a recommended video of how mileven isn’t a compatible couple- but was shocked by the mike and will ship video like how they are real. At first i was like pfft - really? Aren’t they like bro bra besties but damn that video was the end of me.

Before i used to ship mil*even and was pretty obsessed with their sweetness (even after s3) however, that damn video completely changed my perspective and i was like WHAT THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE byler makes so much sense. Then my journey started as a pro hardcore delusional byler (I didn’t mind being or being called delusional for my byler heart).

I adore them so much i even started reading fanfics. Never in my life i read fanfics before especially about two teen boys - i mean who wanted to invest their time on reading about two fictional characters who aren’t even canon, right? Well i did.

I have no counts how many fics i read and felt giddy at the thought of them being together for real in the series with different made up scenarios in my head.

There was a time I didn’t even care about myself or my life coz it already sucks - only byler made my heart glow and the rest annoyed me as hell like i never thought i would care about two fictional characters more than myself, my health or my friends and family.

There’s was also a time when I stopped lurking in the tag and started joining different fandoms - byler was obviously the portal that opened a new way for my journey as a shipper (can also call me a fujoshi). No matter what book i read or see a movie I would always imagine them in any character and think “what if byler were in the similar situation” gosh the makers seemed to make them look head over heels for some reason - only to end it in despair and disruption.

Perhaps the writing and the direction or the actions of the characters plus the acting by the actors didn’t go hand in hand. But u know what i am still not losing my hope on byler. Would still loved to being a delusional dork for shipping the most amazing duo in my life. I mean look at their faces . I never saw that sincerity in Mike’s face for El, I don’t know why. For some reasons mil*even doesn’t seem to fit the bill for a couple - yeah i know they tried to portray that every couple have got struggles and no one is perfect. But damn when u compare mil*even with byler than of course i feel more connected to byler (btw am a heterosexual woman). They make me fall in love with love. That pure and soft gaze, clarified conversations without embellishing any words, sickening chemistry - i mean i might be wrong but mil*even for some reasons feels off. Maybe the actors- Finn seems to be less involved in the scenes but mbb putting all her efforts and that could be seen in her acting and of course i am not saying Finn is a bad actor but he’s kinda doomed with the ship.

Anyways, sorry for my little rant - but i really for some reasons not losing my hopes on byler, not until the end of s5. Call me delusional but heck yeah i still ship the sweetest, amazing fanon couple.

Why? It’s simple i love them too much to give up on them too soon. I know we all are disappointed by the outcome of v2. Ngl i pretty much expected that coz it was obvious - they were dragging mil*even towards the whole ily fiasco which was pretty obvious. But but u can think you’re in deep deep love with someone without it being romantic. I know they were cute and all and in love - but do u actually think at the mere age of 14 or 15 we completely realise that what the heck love actually is. Of course might be but not ready to go all the way. It was more like a heat of the moment like i never express my love towards my sister or my parents but once when my sister was seriously ill i bursted into tears and said all those sappy things like, I don’t want to lose or i ll die if u die (later sure regretted). My point is they are in love but not in the right love they both might subconsciously needed. Mike needs someone who understands him, tells him the truth, fix him, bear him, who’s into the same stuffs he likes (not necessarily but who knows him more than will) and tells him how great he’s. I bet Mike just took will’s advice a little too far and applied it with his own logic and the scenario. Of course he was scared to lose her and i admit his life literally started the moment he met El (i mean the whole series literally started with that) - she’s like a saviour for him - a superhero- a beautiful human whom he taught about life.

Whereas El needs herself and a family- she needs to control her anger and espouse a normal teenage life. Mike idolised El more than love and he thinks that’s love - it is love, but a different kind of love and bond which is beautiful.

In conclusion i still have faith in byler. I believe the leap in the series will help both El and Mike to figure themselves out and for Will he needs to open up more. I know it’s scary to open up in the 80s but he can with his family and friends - pent up emotions can be detrimental even if i am talking about a fictional character but he means alot to me.

Ps: please excuse my grammar and typos. I love u all and sorry for my unnecessary not needed rant.

#byler nation #byler

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