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alhaithamaskblog · 5 hours

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What did the book say to the page??

I’ve got you covered!!

Is this Cyno?

I do appreciate your attempt at cheering me up, anon. Thank you

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alhaithamaskblog · 5 hours

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are you a fish good sir? because you are. Fish

Fish?? Blub???

In all seriousness though, I am not a fish. I am merely a feeble scholar. A man, if you will.

#blub?#genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character #alhaitham #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh

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alhaithamaskblog · 6 hours

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also, could you please tell mahamatra cyno that it’s “tighnari and i” not “me and tighnari”

@mahamatra-cyno .

Also, Cyno. Let’s speak outside of the latest unhinged message. From what Kaveh has explained when we speak with each other on that post the anon is alerted. If you have any updates you can tag me or Kaveh directly.

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alhaithamaskblog · 6 hours

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dear, please stop replying to the person harassing you. when they get attention from you and kaveh they only get encouraged. i know it’s not fair to either of you but they will only continue to grow more unhinged

Mm. You make a fair point anon.

I’ve never dealt with a situation like this, especially not being the target. Truthfully I do not know how to correctly go about this, but your reasoning makes a lot of sense, thank you.

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alhaithamaskblog · 7 hours

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cheese mention, my enemy

-cheese hater anon

:) hello cheese hater anon.

It’s nice to see someone normal in my asks. Even if you do hate cheese… I will let it slide

Anyway, boo: 🧀🪤

#cheese hater anon #bakc at it again #genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character #alhaitham #haikaveh #kavetham #implied #kaveh

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alhaithamaskblog · 8 hours

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I got a wide variety to taste with the cheese. I figured Kaveh would enjoy the wine tasting aspect while I could enjoy the cheese. I’m very excited.

Do you two need security? I can send you a matra or come over myself if you’d like.

- @mahamatra-cyno

Ah, might as well. If you and Tighnari aren’t busy we could have you both over for TCG. Kaveh told me he wanted to make up for the last game.

Truthfully, I’m more concerned than I thought I would be, not only for my safety but for Kaveh’s aswell.

#cyno #tighnari #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #alhaitham #cynonari #sumeru #ic ask #genshin ask blog #never mess with a man and his cheese /j

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alhaithamaskblog · 10 hours

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I appreciate your services as always. See you soon.

I’m having some wine ordered, if a worker from the Dawn Winery arrives tell the guard he’s safe. I’ve spoken with Diluc since this occurrence so he is aware of the—situation we are in…

Do you two need security? I can send you a matra or come over myself if you’d like.

- @mahamatra-cyno

Ah, might as well. If you and Tighnari aren’t busy we could have you both over for TCG. Kaveh told me he wanted to make up for the last game.

Truthfully, I’m more concerned than I thought I would be, not only for my safety but for Kaveh’s aswell.

#cyno #tighnari #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #alhaitham #cynonari #sumeru #genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character

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alhaithamaskblog · 10 hours

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IS A TINY SIP FROM YOUR SHOE POLISH SUCH A BIG DEMAND, AHAIHAM?

I’VE SPENT SEVERAL HOURS (7 to be exact) SKETCHING YOUR BEAUTIFUL EYELASH FOLICLES. I HAVE THEM ON MY WALL.

ALSO, YOUR DECK IS WHACK. THE FURRY MEN WON’T STOP ME.

-EuGagUagsgabhGb

I have no idea where you’re getting shoe polish from, first of all. Second, I barely care about tcg, it’s literally just a game. Third, “furry men”? @mahamatra-cyno you’re seeing this insanity too, yes?

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alhaithamaskblog · 11 hours

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Do you two need security? I can send you a matra or come over myself if you’d like.

- @mahamatra-cyno

Ah, might as well. If you and Tighnari aren’t busy we could have you both over for TCG. Kaveh told me he wanted to make up for the last game.

Truthfully, I’m more concerned than I thought I would be, not only for my safety but for Kaveh’s aswell.

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alhaithamaskblog · 14 hours

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Wait isn’t the stalker message signed by the same person that was scolding you about the foods you ate? Maybe it’s supposed to be a threat to have you not eat those foods???? Honestly I have no clue- this is so weird

We don’t know. But given my position I cannot take any chances. I’m getting security ready for good measure.

#genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character #alhaitham #haikaveh #kavetham #kaveh #(ooc: to clarify I didn’t set the food anon up #this wasn’t planned idk who this is or what the plan is #I’m just as confused as y’all 😭

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alhaithamaskblog · 15 hours

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I LOOK THROUGH YOUR WINDOWS WHILE YOU’RE NOT WATCHING, ALTHAIRMOMETHAMER.

I LOVE YOU. AND YOUR SEVERAL DOZEN CUPS OF SHOE POLISH.

-RESPECTFULLY, EuGagUagsgabhGb.

I’m scared.

…

@kavehaskblog

#ooc: ANON WHAT ?#is this an oc?#a canon character?#i’m so confused #genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character #haikaveh #kavetham #alhaitham #kaveh

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alhaithamaskblog · 17 hours

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trying so hard to decipher what that one anon typing in all caps is on about

I am aswell,

Initially a questioned if it was a very drunk Tighnari. But the speech patterns do not match and Tighnari of all people would never spread medical misinformation.

So it’s either a random stranger on the internet or maybe—and the maybe here is strained—maybe, a concerned civilian within Sumeru City or the Akademiya. Given my temporary position as the Acting Grand Sage I’ve had multiple instances of strangers being concerned for me when previously nobody knew my name. Your title means a lot in the Akademiya so it’s possible they are only concerned because of such. That’s the only logical conclusion I can come up with at the moment.

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alhaithamaskblog · 18 hours

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would you say kaveh is your closest relationship? do you have any regrets about your current dynamic or living situation?

Regarding the first question, he is.

Regarding the second question, in the heat of the moment I’ve often thought that, especially when he first moved in. The sudden change in environment was difficult for me to get used to. However, I’ve never truthfully regretted it, nor our dynamic.

A common misconception is that we are hostile towards each other in earnest which isn’t the case. I may struggle with tone but with Kaveh specifically there is a grand difference between our “fights”/bickering versus a nasty argument. We both regret the incident in the Akademiya and have made efforts to avoid repeating it.

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alhaithamaskblog · 1 day

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Ah, thank you for the clarification, Cyno.

Truthfully I’m surprised I was as drunk as I was, my tolerance is rather high so I have to wonder how much I actually drank.

I’ll have to ask Tighnari about those remedies at some point. I’m rather curious. I didn’t know natural remedies would cure a hangover.

who was the one that dared you and kaveh to kiss??

I really don’t understand why my relationship with Kaveh is so interesting but I’ll answer anyway

Hard to remember fully, but if I recall Tighnari, Cyno, Kaveh and I were very drunk. I vividly remember the nasty hangover the morning after. I believe Cyno was the one that initially suggested Truth or Dare but I do not remember which one was the one to dare him to kiss me specifically… my bet is on Cyno truthfully but I’m not certain. It was immature and stupid, but we were all very drunk so it sounded like a good idea at the time.

#cynari the original haikaveh shippers 😭#I totally see it tho #Cyno is just the more brave one to cause the chaos #and tighnari is silent enabler #genshin ask blog #cyno #tighnari #cynonari #kaveh #alhaitham #haikaveh #kavetham

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alhaithamaskblog · 1 day

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NOOO THE GERPEE!!! THE SRABES!!!! THE SELELE!!!!! THE BUBEWS-

Studies show that processed meat consumption (aka. selele) may be associated with an increased risk of several types of cancer, including colorectal, stomach, breast, bladder, and esophageal cancers

Eating gerpee might cause diarrhea.

Srabes consumption might cause stomach distress, heartburn, diarrhea, reflux, bloating, and allergic responses in some people.

Consuming bubews can cause potential health concerns like excessive calorie intake, fiber overload leading to GI issues, spikes in blood sugar and oxalate overload leading to kidney stone formation.

DO YOU NOT POSSESS EYEBALLS, ALL HAIL THE HAM!?

YOU ARE PUTTING YOURSELF IN SO MUCH RISKY!

-Respectfully, EuGagUagsgabhGb

You’re really testing my scribe background here. I had to read that over a few times to even attempt to understand what you are going on about.

Mind you, you’re using the word “might” as in, it may or may not happen. There is no guarantee any of that would happen. Often health issues depend on multiple factors, not “eat this and you will die”. Eating any of these foods will not automatically kill you and it’s blatantly false to proclaim such

Also, why do you care about my health? You aren’t my doctor, you’re not my family, you are not my significant other. You have no reason to care about what I decide to put in my body. Are you going to scream about my alcohol intake now? What about my THC? Maybe my sleep schedule while you’re at it. Speaking of, it’s close to 11pm right now. I shouldn’t even be entertaining this conversation. But I can’t say this isn’t at least a little entertaining.

#just for anyone reading this: I don’t think anon is being serious #and what you decide to eat is your choice #you will not die if you have a bit of cheese or strawberry #all in moderation and listening to your actual dr #anyway back to character #genshin ask blog #ic ask #in character blog #in character #haikaveh #kavetham #alhaitham #kaveh

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alhaithamaskblog · 1 day

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DON’T EAT THE CHEESE EITHER

IT CAN INCREASE YOUR LDL CHOLESTEROL LEVELS

IT’S SATURATED IN FAT! WHAT DID I TELL YOU, OAHAIGHAM!? DO YOU NOT ABSORB ANY OF MY SYLLABLES??

Respectfully, who are you!?

I am a grown man and I will not take a lecture from a random stranger on the internet. Also, my name is Alhaitham. Al-hai-tham. It is not a difficult name I promise you.

Here is what Kaveh and I just finished, by the way. :)

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alhaithamaskblog · 1 day

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What if kaveh dared you to kiss him? 🤨

If he wishes to.

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