#this man holds my gd HEART
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I LOVE YOUR JEALOUS APHELIOS AHH. I keep re-reading it!! Can I request a jealous kayn? NSFW or SFW is fine :3
THAT IS SO SWEET, ILYSM FOR TELLING ME THIS <3 <3 <3. Truly, it makes me happy to know people actually ENJOY what I am writing! Gives me a real boost to keep goin', ya know?!
And you literally bet your ass I will, Kayn is my ngjfhdsgjkh just my dirty lil' guy and I love him so gd much.
THIS is going to be NSFW. There will be warnings. I can't NOT do NSFW when I'm doing a jealousy trope. On god though? I had a random urge to make it soft Kayn so.... enjoy :3
P.S. SORRY THIS TOOK ME SO LONG BUT I HOPE YOU LOVE IT <3
18+ MDNI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~18+ MDNI
TW: Jealousy, violence (literally just a punch), kind of mental illness? (Idk how I honestly classify Rhaast in this AU, but just in case), sex, masked man doing to do (ooo c;).
AS ALWAYS! Enter at your own risk. ILYSM <3
18+ MDNI~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~18+ MDNI
Jealous Kayn
The concert was a success, as per usual. The crowd was dispersing, however a few guys stuck around in the V.I.P area you chose to sit in to support your boyfriend, Kayn.
You chose to help the venue workers begin cleanup duty as you waited for Kayn to come retrieve you. There were round tables scattered about, people having left their empty cups and trash all over the place.
"You don't have to help clean up you know," a friendly young man came over to where you had a trash bag held open, scooping litter into it. "Patrons don't generally stick around for this part. I'm Jack, what's your name?"
"Oh, I don't really mind at all. I travel with the band, so I try to make a habit of helping out," you smile. "I'm y/n, nice to meet you."
"Travel with the band, huh? So do you like help w- whoa! You okay?," Jack starts, before you trip over the bag you're holding in front of you and nearly fall.
Luckily, he was there to catch you so you didn't make any more of a fool of yourself.
Unbeknownst to you though, Kayn had just walked in to fetch you. His eyes widened in shock before his brow furrowed, his features turning to a scowl as he witnessed you in another man's arms.
You hadn't even noticed his presence yet, not until you felt a force lift you up by one of your arms so that you were standing tall again.
"Oh, Kayn! The show was gre-," you don't get to finish your sentence before Kayn is throwing a punch at Jacks face. The only thing you can do in response is drop your mouth open in shock.
"Whoa what the fuck man!," the friendly venue worker shouts, his hand coming up to cup his face. You rush over to him, noticing Kayn about to throw another in his direction. You step in front of Jack just in time for the blow not to hit him, Kayn barely stopping before accidentally hitting you.
"Knock it off, you idiot!" You holler, pushing your boyfriend in his chest. He stumbles back slightly, taken aback by your defense of this man who clearly just had his hands all over you.
Your heart was beating rapidly in your chest as you watched his face turn from shocked to a scowl. He was clearly upset at you, but you were too upset with him to give a shit.
"Just go back to the hotel, Kayn. I'll find my own way back." Kayn stood there for a moment, his hands balled into fists as he seemed to study you for a reaction.
When you didn't falter your gaze, he conceded.
"Fine. Have fun with him," he snarled, whipping around and stomping away.
As you rushed back over to Jack to apologize and offer him assistance, you were unaware that Kayn still watched from the shadows of the small hallway in which he came from.
You idiot, Rhaast scolded him. "Shut up," he responded aloud. You let your emotions control the situation, you fool. Now our love is embarrassed and mad at us. Kayn hit himself on the head, then smoothed down his hair. "Fuck, you're right," he sighed. Although he knew he should go apologize to both of you, he felt defeated- disappointed in himself. He was so scared of losing you he made a minor situation worse. Not to mention, Yone was certainly going to hear about the incident from the venue management.
At that point, the only thing he could think to do was follow your order and return to the hotel.
To your surprise, Kayn made sure one of the guys stuck around to bring you back, too.
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Yone was the one to take you to the hotel, silent for the entire drive until you arrived at your desitination.
"Go make up," he said, unlocking the door. "Kayn's mood will surely get worse after our conversation tomorrow."
"Ugh, thanks for the ride Yone," you sighed, thanking him as you left the vehicle. You entered the hotel, taking the elevator up to the room the two of you were sharing.
Steeling your nerves, you sifted through your pockets for the key card, taking it out and unlocking the door.
You weren't sure what you were expecting upon entry, but it was definitely not what greeted you.
Kayn sat shirtless on the patio, a lit cigarette smoldering in the ash tray, his body glimmering slightly from the moonlight caressing his skin.
And when you looked at his face... you saw it adorning his Rhaast mask.
Whatever edgy pity party shit that he is pulling, I don't care. I am staying in here. You dropped your phone and belongings onto the counter, silently scowling at him until his head slowly turned your direction.
You always liked his Rhaast side. So protective and levelheaded. Although very dominant sometimes, he always made your comfort a priority.
He stood, opened the sliding glass door, entered, then shut it behind him without turning around.
"Y/N," he said plainly, putting his hands in his pockets as he awaited your response.
"Yes?" You said, carelessly sassy with your tone as you looked anywhere other than the sculpted man prowling towards you. "What do you want?"
"You know I'm on your side, little one," Rhaast says as he approaches. You took a step back in unison with each of his until you were undoubtedly trapped between him and the white hotel wall. His body radiated heat that seeped into your skin, and you breathed deep to calm yourself.
"Ka- Rhaast. I don't know what to say. What happened earlier was really fucked up."
"I know, I know. Don't worry- I gave him a piece of my mind. That idiot never treats you right," his hand reaches up, gently caressing your face before lifting your chin to look at him.
You can't help your brow furrowing, lip pouting.
"Kayn doesn't treat me badly... he just read the situation wrong."
Checkmate, asshole. Kayn hisses to Rhaast. In return, he takes off his mask, revealing his wild but soft eyes. The contradiction between the obvious curiosity in his gaze and the demanding flicker of arousal made the muscles in your stomach tighten.
"He almost hit you, do you understand? Know's better than to endanger our love like that," his expression was so pained you could only imagine the war that was waging in his head right now.
"It's okay, love... really," you sighed. "I just didn't want any more violence to happen, and it seemed inevitable unless I intervened the way that I did. I know you- or Kayn- would never hit me. And I always know you treat me right."
Rhaast pouts his lower lip, and you have sudden overwhelming urge to kiss him. It wasn't your intention; you really did want to talk about everything... but you just couldn't stop yourself.
The kiss was tender, soft. He let out a sigh when you did it, almost a whimper- so out of character for him. It was almost as if he was relieved. He knew that you had forgiven him. You didn't feel so trapped between him and the wall anymore when Rhaast's hands gently pulled you closer to him to deepen the kiss.
"Thank you for always protecting me, Rhaast. Kayn, I love you," you smile against his lips, your hands touching his face. He pulls away only for a moment to look you in the eyes before grabbing you around your ass and lifting you up. Instinctively you wrapped your legs around his waist as he carried you towards the bed.
Holding onto the back of his neck, you squirmed in his arms as the he lowered you onto the soft cotton bedding. The bed was cool under the fabric of your clothes, a delicious contradiction to the heat radiating between you and Kayn.
The two of you bite and suck and play amongst each other's lips, your body gradually becoming more and more aroused. When you look back into his eyes, you can tell Kayn has returned.
"I'm sorry, my love, but I can't control myself when it comes to you," he says, a shy but sly smile taking over the canvas of his face. He looks so cheeky, trying to get you to forgive him still even when you're sure he knows your hardly angry anymore.
Now you're just turned on.
"I understand- I can't say I wouldn't have reacted the same way... Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you make it up to me?" You smile back at him, tracing a finger down the soft skin of his muscular bare chest. He tilted his head in response, raising a brow. His body towered over you as the two of you lay there, encompassing you in his thrilling aura.
"You dirty little thing," he cooed before nuzzling his face into your neck, his wet tongue dragging along your skin before placing a soft nibble. You whimpered at the feeling as he continued scraping his teeth along your flesh.
"I would destroy everything for you, my love," his voice is sweet like a summer wind, warm emotions ruffling straight through to your heart. Kayn was everything- the sun, the moon, the stars. In this moment before you share the most intimate of actions, you felt so close to him.
He was being so open after the events that had occurred. You realized perhaps Rhaast was his way of communicating the things he didn't really want to say, and it made you feel warm inside that he was comfortable enough with you to share that side of him.
Your thoughts came to an abrupt stop when Kayn sat up to help you out of your clothes, removing his own swiftly. Your mouth hung open at the sight of him removing the black leather belt from his pants, the corded muscles in his arms flexing as his fingers fumbled with the buckle. When he looked back up at you with a feline gaze, you swore you could see flickers of Rhaast.
He bends, crawling over your squirming frame. The air was thick with tension as he began caressing your body with his large hands. They were rough on your soft skin as he pinched and prodded your nipples, leaning down slowly to suck them one by one.
There was this thing about Kayn- he never stopped watching you. Always looking at your expression, gauging how certain things made you feel. You were so enthralled by the way he looked at you while pleasing you that that alone had your heat rising.
He made his way down your body, peppering kisses and bites as he traveled. Once he reached your front, you hissed in a breath at the first feeling of his tongue on you.
He licked and sucked, his warm tongue caressing everywhere perfectly as he serviced you.
"Fuck, Kayn that feels so good," you moaned, grabbing his hair and tugging- to which he responded with a growl. You knew how that made him feel, and you wanted nothing more than for him to fuck you in that moment. Sure, his mouth felt great, but you knew his cock would feel even better.
He almost became feral, you noticed, as he ceased his movements and sat up, grabbing you and pulling your legs towards him so you were at the edge of the bed.
"You drive me fuckin' crazy baby," his voice gravely, he gripped his thick member, stroking it a few times while looking at you through thick lashes. "I'm going to fuck you, now. Show you who you belong to, right my love?"
"Please Kayn, P-Please fuck me now," you whimpered, your cheeks warm and flushed, a hand caressing your front while the other rested idly by your head.
"I love it when you beg. Only for me, baby. Yeah- fuck," he stammered a bit as he pressed his tip to your entrance, watching his dick become engulfed slowly by your hole. "You're always so gods damned tight for me."
The feeling of his dick had your brain melting, your hand stopping for a moment. Kayn noticed, stopped his movements, and gave you a look.
"Did I tell you to stop, love?" All you could do in response between whimpers was shake your head, and you moved your hand back to keep pleasing yourself as he started picking up the pace. "Gooood, good fucking b/g."
He continued his pace, grunting every few seconds in sync with his thrusts. You rolled your eyes back into your head as you felt yourself climb higher and higher. Kayn leaned down and kissed you passionately, biting your lip as he released you.
"Cum for me, love. I'm not going to last much longer with you gripping me like this. He hissed in his breath as you shuddered and cried out, reaching your climax. Your vision blurred, a few tears dripping down your face as you gripped his forearms.
"Fuck baby- Fuck I'm gonna cum," Kayn groans, whipping his head back. "Take my cum baby, that's it, fuuuuuuck." His hips buck against you as he finds his release and lets out shuttering breaths as he slows to a stop.
He pulls out slowly, leaving you feeling empty but content as he pulls you up further onto the bed and collapses onto the plush mattress.
"Maybe I should get jealous more often if this is how the night ends up," he smiles, and you roll your eyes in response.
"Maybe I shouldn't have rewarded you for that behavior," you giggle, and he scoffs. "Next time let's talk about it first, unless the person you're jealous of actually looks like he is doing something bad?"
"Yeah yeah, I know," now it was his turn to roll his eyes, returning to his normal sassy self for a moment before softening again. "I really am sorry, Y/N. I love you."
"I know you are. Oh and by the way, you may want to save the rest of your apologies for your talk with Yone tomorrow..."
"Shit," was all he responded, shaking his head. "Great... Whatever, he'll get over it. He loves me."
"Yeah, so do I Kayn. So do I," you smile, planting a kiss on his cheek. "Goodnight my love."
"Goodnight, baby." He responds, and as when you fall asleep you dream of Kayn and Rhaast and the lovely life you share. Even through the ups and downs he will always be your everything.
#Heartsteel x Reader#Heartsteel Kayn x Reader#Kayn x Reader#League of Legends x Reader#League x Reader#LoL x Reader
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Don't get me wrong, I like seeing asks with short s/o 'cause it's freaking adorable, but I would like to see one with s/o who is super tall? With Slashers? Like imagine someone like Michael NOT looking down at someone lol
Slashers with a tall!s/o
YASS the tables have TURNED
Desc: How is life with your slasher boo when you are taller than them?
Warnings: NONEEE
Note: I used “moddy” as a gender neutral term between mommy and daddy lmao don’t laugh at me for my word creativity 😭
‘Nother note: I LOVE HOW THESE PEOPLE BRUTALLY MURDER PEOPLE AND WERE JUST LIKE “the world does not deserve this person they are just so pure🥹😍”
ANOTHER note: HI GUYSSSS OMG IVE MISSED YALL SO MUCH idk why I had a random urge to finish this I usually never post anymore 😭
thomas hewitt
honestly with tom-tom u continue to make his heart race and his soul turn to flowers and sunbeams 🥹
when you walk into the room, with that ethereal smile on your face and stand next to him, he looks up at you like an astronomer would look up at the moon💓your presence is just so beautiful and powerful to him.
he doesn’t see you differently to if you were shorter. let’s get that clear.
you are still his significant other, you’re his one. he would rather rip his own heart out than allow anyone to shame you, or to disrespect, Gd forbid harm you.
gosh i can just imagine y/n and tommy cuddling up and y/n being the big spoon because tom-tom loves listening to your heartbeat and he loves kissing your hands and your collar bones and AHH— 💗💗
jason vorhees
bruh you’ve managed to give big boi jason whiplash. he is at first intimidated until he saw your face and it made his undead heart go “💓✨🥹”
you make him run away? this very attractive and cute flower person is scaring me, i mean look at them! they’re so pretty!😭 you manage to lure him out with some bread. jason loves bread.
he loves being hugged by you. while he is canonically very afraid to touch you because of his strength, nothing feels better, or more blissful, than to be wrapped in your loving energy and warmth💗
honestly it’s no different to him you being tall than to you being short 🙂 his priorities are all the same— protecc cute human, love cute human, and unalive anyone who makes cute human sad🤍
michael myers
ur taller!…. how fuckin dare you—!😠
michael is offended by ur existence. my man is 6’7. how you managed to reach beyond his height capacity is beyond him.
He has a tough time intimidating his s/o when he has to LOOK UP AT THEM.
This slasher is petty and will plop you down at the bottom of the stairs while he stands on a higher step to look down on you
And he does this for shits and giggles 🥲💕 And when big angy man needs to show WHOS BOSS >:(
He is an angy man. But he loves being the little spoon 🥹 hugging you is like being wrapped in a warm blanket of safeness and he LOVES ITT
You’ll never know this though since he is literally the most stoic man to ever exist. He is a wall of zero emotion.
bo sinclair
Literally holds this against you
This literally angers him
He can’t talk cuz he’s probably like 5’8 (we love short kings) but is still just absolutely appalled that you are taller than him.
Will be the little spoon. We see him being so macho in the movie— is he projecting? Yes. He loves being cuddled into a burrito blanket by you.💝😭
Idek why but this brings out his submissive side like helllll he’s like “moddy give me cuddle please” 🥹💗
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT but like as every human being sometimes he can’t reach something, and you’ll be walking by like “oh do u need help with that?🙂”
Like super non confrontational, and then he’s like “🗣️WELL SINCE YOURE LIKE A GIRAFFE THEN FINE” you could literally be one inch taller than him and he’d call you something like beanstalk and then you’re there like ;-;
vincent sinclair
THIS👏MAN👏DOES👏NOT👏CARE👏
BABES
Everything about you is worshipful. You are art spat out from the heavens sculpted by aphrodite and the angels, like your height is just more evidence of your beauty 🥹💕💕
He will always look up into your eyes in pure amazement and love no matter how far up he looks😇💕
THE WORLD DOES NOT DESERVE THIS MANNN UGHH
He wants you to carry him. Again, you could be just one inch taller than him and he’d be BEAMING as you carry him bridal style like you’ve filled his Disney princess dreams LMFAO 💗💗
Makes so many freaking sculptures of you. One life sized one to keep him company while you’re away🫶
HE LOVES YOUUUU
#slashers#slashers x reader#i made a thing#thomas hewitt#thomas hewitt x reader#thomas hewitt headcanons#Jason vorhees#Jason vorhees x reader#Jason vorhees headcanon#Michael myers#Michael myers x reader#Michael myers headcanons#bo sinclair#bo sinclair x Reader#Bo sinclair headcanons#Vincent sinclair#Vincent sinclair x reader#Vincent sinclair headcanons#friday 13th#house of wax#Halloween#thomas hewitt imagines#Jason vorhees imagines#Michael myers imagines#bo sinclair imagines#Vincent sinclair imagines
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One of my fav asks someone else got was when they were doing like uh. Some sort of anon roast thing, about other bloggers? And someone sent ‘can you believe auckie is a fucking realtor? I can’t imagine holding a conversation with that guy irl’. Bc buddy that was. So fucking true. A thing like me was never meant to be wear a sports jacket and shake hands and show a man and woman ten years my senior with a kid half my age a home. Which is fine bc all my clients were scumbag Latino investors who wore like giant minion hoodies and Rick and Morty joggers. And had like jaw droppingly gorgeous but cruel wives. And 12 wicked children all named like Bílí. And yes I was absolutely slamming southern comfort and doing adderall during that dark period. But it’s funny bc I can also mask and be really charismatic and charming but only for like four hours at a time as a beautiful woman. And also also I LOVE contract law and taxes. So I wasn’t good at it per se but I didn’t hate it all. I do think most realtors are bad people (im also way too much of a bleeding heart for the environment to do that kinda shit. Not to mention uh caring about unhoused people and racism/homophobia/transphobia the industry lol oh Gd and land sovereignty and fucking monopolies. ALL successful BROKERAGES ARE MONOPOLIES) and I much prefer my current job despite not making nearly as much and having a fixed schedule. But im glad I learned what I did and met the evil freaks I did. It was good for me. I guess. There’s some nice realtor ladies out there. I’m sure the men exist too but I’ve yet to meet one lmao. They all HATE women good lord. And minorities.
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What is the worst, most technically inept drama that you secretly love? Tell us of the best badgood drama, the clunkiest dialogue, the most inexplicable casting, the hideously costumed yet most fun dramas, please.
🫥Anonymously yours🫥,
💜Purplehanfu😈💜🍇👾
dear complete stranger (<3),
man i love badgood dramas so much!!! i chose ones that are flatout objectively not good, but i was glued for them all. here's a few that are jumping out
triad princess (taiwan). it ends on a cliffhanger that will never be continued, the relationship building is non-existent, jasper liu basically plays himself yet still acts like he's doing a community service project, but omg it's cute and hit all the right notes for me. fave bonus is that one of the gangster henchmen falls in love with the FL's best friend, a shy boy who works at a mart and makes youtube covers
hold on, my lady (chinese). a bandit is offered a choice when she's caught during a heist: be executed or marry this aloof but beautiful but delicate son of the general. she chooses the latter, and hijinks ensue. made on a budget of pocket lint and just wacky, im going to rewatch this today, actually. fave bonus moment: the FL falls dramatically down and the ML breaks both his arms instantly when he tries to catch her
thumping spike & thumping spike 2 (korean). the two are barely related, but both deal with a competitive men's volleyball team! thumping spike 1 is about a washed up competitive female player going to coach a high school team to glory (just dont...think too critically about the age difference, there) and the second is COLLEGE EDITION with a love quadrangle between two identical twins, one of whom is a cheerleader for the team, the ace volleyball player who's too cool for school, and the WILDCARD volleyball player who gets mad when people call him gorilla. the second one is definitely worse than the first one, but neither are bringing home awards. i still watched them both in one sitting.
my heart twinkle twinkle (korean). this show is actually insane and a parade of toxic that i can never, in good conscience, ever rec to anyone. but gd did i watch the whole fucking thing. look at this fucking poster. this fucking poster looks like it was doused by a fake snow machine.
premise: Noble But Poor family has 3 daughters: the eldest, who is the caretaker; the middle who is Aloof and Ambitious; and the youngest who is A Fucking Menace. they are lead by their single father, who owns a fried chicken store
Rich but Dysfunctional family also has 3 children: the eldest, who is the only son and a fucking piece of work, the middle who is school colleagues with the other family's middle daughter and a hot mess who loves Da Club, and the youngest, who is clingy and gets into a ton of fights with the other family's youngest but is otherwise ok. they run AN EVIL FRIED CHICKEN FRANCHISE that is poisoning people through subpar ingredients!!
there's so much that's so wrong with this, im going to bullet point it from another post i made:
the entire premise is that there’s a fried chicken restaurant rivalry between two families but somehow there’s murder and slush funds and this guy who owns a string of fried chicken franchises named after himself (yeah) has direct access to seoul’s police commissioner at any given moment
one of the main actresses was involved in a scandal a little over halfway through production so they just….vanish her character/entire plotline like it never happened
the main male lead is toxic personified. him and li chengyin from goodbye my princess could co-author a dating strategy/forced-marriage-after-you-kill-your-girlfriend’s-head-of-household book because jesus christ. he literally screams that he hates women and he ends the drama (rightfully!!) in fucking prison
the second female lead disappears/creates a new identity and becomes a chicken chef student of the world. shes later in a love triangle between a single dad chicken shop interior designer and another vanilla guy
that's right, one guy’s job is he’s an architect for chicken restaurant interiors i cant
the main male lead leaves the main female lead’s father to die in a chicken-coop-themed arsony and then cha-cha slides into the son-in-law’s role during the father’s funeral and later MARRIES the female lead
the main male lead tells the female lead’s father’s grave that HE WON AND DAD LOST because the male lead is standing and the father’s in the dirt?!
a friend/almost!love interest of the second female lead dies tragically in a chicken delivery motorcycle chase????
it's the worst drama i've ever seen. i watched all of it.
kakafukaka (japanese)
this one is so gd weird and unappealing it somehow circled back around and became off-puttingly charming to me? so the premise is that there's a 20something year old woman whose life has gone to shit and she ends up in a sharehome with the most sexually dysfunctional bunch of people in the world. one of these is her ex, who tells her that she's the only one he can get a boner with (yeah) and asks her to help him get over his impotence in order to write his novel (yeah). if you read the whole show as kind of an exploration into sex without romance/love, it's as not bad, and there's something weirdly endearing about everyone--i really love the second female lead akari in particular. but it's not a good show, not by a long shot (MDL rating? 6.6), and the ship is dysfunctional at the very best. the ost somehow is great though?
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speaking of trash dramas with great OSTs, love in sadness has some of my favorite songs:
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okay that's enough for now!!!!
#asks!#kdrama#cdrama#jdrama#triad princess#hold on my lady#kakafukaka#my heart twinkle twinkle#thumping spike#long post
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Lines and scenes from my aot shitty convenience store au
“Excuse me, where can I find the witch hazel—“
“Erwin, get it away from me.” Levi said, moving away from the woman slightly, looking at her the same way a distrustful cat would eye a threat.
…
“Um. Excuse me, where can I find the witch hazel?”
Connie gave the customer a funny look before snorting.
“Uh, right over there by the cauldrons and the unicorn hair.”
…
“And please, for the love of god, SELL SOMETHING!“ Erwin boomed, his eyebrows thunderous and large.
…
“You’re not very smart are you?” The asshole questioned smugly, before turning to walk away. Eren was halfway over the counter with his hand gripping the customers hair before Mikasa could grab him.
…
“Does anyone want to tell me why The Thong Song is playing throughout my store?” Pixis demanded with a plastic smile donning his wrinkled face.
“Mr. Pixis knows The Thong Song?” You whispered to a stoic Mike.
“I bet it’s his go-to for karaoke.” He deadpanned.
“Compared to the soft-core Christian porn music that blasts through this shithole every other day, The Thong Song is a GD blessing.” Levi cut in, storming through with a mop and rag.
…
Levi pressed against you in the cleaning closet, his eyes softer than usual.
“Why didn’t you call for me? I would’ve handled it.” He murmured, his hand coming to rest on the door just above your shoulder.
“They were just being assholes, I was already stressed before they came in, this wasn’t them.” You sniffled, crossing your arms and tucking your chin into your chest.
“… Still.”
…
“No, a little higher Jean!” You called up, watching Jean and Marco hang up a new banner, replacing an older one that advertised a sale ending today.
“L-like this?” Marco asked, holding his side up to match Jean’s. You held a thumbs up before turning around and almost bumping into a short, stout man with his arms crossed.
“How do you think taking down that sign at this time of day will affect our sales?”
“Uh.”
“Because if I were a customer I wouldn’t—“
“Hold that thought.” You interrupted while holding up a hand, he paused, you lowered your hand before turning around and walking away. You heard a sputter behind you and rolled your eyes as the sound of hurried footsteps echoed through the empty store.
…
“Why do you keep buying ding dongs, Y/n?”
“Ding dongs are the food of the gods.”
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“All this stores income comes from your eating fucking ding dongs everyday, L/n.”
“Damn straight. This place would be in gone if it wasn’t for me.”
…
You watched in amusement as one after another your coworkers slipped and fell onto their asses, a startled yelp or curse falling from their lips. Or a full on scream from Jean, his kind-hearted love Marco trying to hold in a laugh but releasing it as he, too, fell victim to the wet floor. Eren cackled with a crazed look in his eye as Jean stumbled to his feet, holding Marco up as well.
You sat perched on the counter next to Hanji, stuffing a ding dong into your mouth.
“You’d think they’d learn their lesson.” You mumbled.
“Or maybe observe the fact that their coworkers fell in the exact same spot.” Mike chimed in from behind the two of you.
“Or maybe the fucking wet floor sign.” Levi sighed.
…
“He worries me.” You said with a nervous laugh as you stared in Eren’s direction. He seemed a little tense as he wiped down the counter.
“At least the brat is cleaning the counter for once.” Levi retorted, standing close enough to you that you felt his ribs against yours.
…
“I’ll call your manager!” The woman hissed. You laughed.
“No, I’ll call my manager. LEVI!”
…..
(Many of these things have happened to me while working at a retail store 💀 I have to cope somehow so I wrote a fic)
#reader#aot x y/n#levi x reader#snk armin#snk eren#snk mikasa#erwin smith#levi ackerman#mikasa ackerman#eren jaeger#crack#levi aot#snk#aot#jean kirstein#connie springer#mike zacharias#hange zoe
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Kwon Ji Yong (Big Bang / Solo) Kinky* Reading
Hello and welcome!
I’m Kleo and I’m here to present some k-pop related tarot readings to you.
Disclaimer:
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Reading Info:
Rating: 18+
Reading Type: Single - Couple
Requested: Yes - No
Deck: E. A. Poe
Spread: Kinky*
Questions:
Position
Libido
Turn On
Kink
Dirtiest Secret*
Full Name: Kwon Ji Yong
Stage Name: G-Dragon / GD
Group: BigBang
Masterpost: BigBang
Kwon Ji Yong
G-Dragon / GD (BigBang / Solo)
Deck: E. A. Poe
Spread: Kinky*
Position - 6 of Pentacles
GD is not really into power play in a relationship. He’s likely to be extremely generous with his time, affection, energy, and gifts. He’s likely to be a very caring and giving partner, always willing to help and support the other one no matter what.
Libido - Ace of Swords
GD might be balancing at the edge when it comes to passion. For a long time, he’s perfectly able to control himself, be the most romantic and chivalrous gentleman ever walking the Earth. He’s pretty pragmatic about relationships but at the same time might like a certain sense of danger or controversy. He’s no ordinary man and he will always like to stand out which applies to his libido as well. He’s likely very knowledgeable when it comes to this side of life, with considerable experience and confidence rooting in it. There are not many demands his lover could come up with, that GD would find surprising or out of question.
Turn On - Ace of Cups
GD is likely to feel attracted to someone beautiful and kind. The beauty has to come from within, though. Just a pretty face is not doing the trick for GD anymore. The person he’s most likely to fall for is likely participating in charity work or is at least truly caring and nurturing by nature. They give a soft and smooth impression, calmness of the waters that run deep and they are likely to hold secrets which GD will love to explore.
Kink - 7 of Pentacles
While GD’s entire life is like one fantastic stage, he’s likely to have a thing for intimacy in a homely atmosphere. Watching a movie while cuddling, spooning, smooching and making out with his significant other is likely to lead to more heated moments and eventually to a passionate night in each other's arms.
Dirtiest Secret* - Page of Wands
Forget acrobatic poses and bathing in sweat. At this age it’s not the dirtiest secret, that’s once a year accomplishment followed by ibuprofen. GD’s dirtiest secret is more cute than dirty. He’s likely to truly enjoy little play fights with his lover including tickling, pecking, non-harmful hair pulling and biting. He enjoys being close with his significant other on a physical level but not in a sexual way. He’s likely to absolutely adore when his lover wears his clothes or uses his cosmetics or fragrance. It’s the kind of deep and loving companionship GD is looking for. One mind, heart and soul residing in two bodies.
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SHAKES YOU . i never have any questions on the top of my head . HOWEVER . gd . my beloved gd .
i always have brainrot over her and river . and i feel like we do Not talk about them enough .
perhaps some thoughts on gd's love language? specifically towards river :0?
OHHHHHHHH MAN . I LOVE GD AND RIVER SO MUCH GR NATION ARISE .
i think . in general . gd's love language would probably be gift giving . this feels right to me . MAYBE WITH ACTS OF SERVICE SPRINKLED IN THERE . like she loves to mend her loved ones' clothes . but she also gave her sisters ( sister and cousin technically at the time but who give a fuck ) little heart lockets when she was 11 and still wears hers . she gave all of her bandmates little patches with the logo she designed .
I AM TRYING TO THINK OF SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT SHE WOULD HAVE GIVEN TO RIVER . there probably would be an important outstanding one but i havent come up with it . but i do think there are alot of small things . i think there is alot of like . dropping by with her favorite snack . just randomly giving her things that she saw that reminded her of river ...... and perhaps this veers into acts of service a bit but i have this idea of river seeming a bit off or sad or something . and later in the day its like Pouring out and gd shows up at river's place , SOAKED , holding like . river's favorite soda and some sweets maybe . just something silly like that . it feels right to me .
#ITS REALLY HARD TO DECIDE BETWEEN ACTS OF SERVICE OR GIFT GIVING FOR HER .I GUESS IT IS BOTH REALLY#¿#my ocs#gd#garden street
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Hey explain GD's Kwondo Panda. Didn't know he into pandas all of a sudden. Is he trying to save the species from extinction or something? He's such a hero! GD for pandas!!!
OR could he be coming out with a whole line of wildlife based shoes?!?!? Oh my stars and stripes!!! So looking forward to the following ones, Kwondo Porcupine and Kwondo Hippo.
Everybody knows what/who those 5 lines represent. Don't kid yourself. Remember the sweet ending of Still Life? Those 5 lines are GOLDEN.
FYI for obvious reasons, the remaining members aren't allowed to outwardly support him but that doesn't mean that you are right. Also do remember, you are able to emotionally support someone without supporting what they had done. Some people have a heart and are able to forgive. Give it a try! Being bitter all your life won't get you anywhere.
Gladly. "Panda" is a marketing term used by Nike to describe a specific white/black colorway on their products. The name "Panda" isn't exclusive to GD and has been used on other Nike shoes, which you can easily confirm with a quick Google search. Pandas galore. GD did not come up with or assign the name "Panda" to this variant of the Kwondo. Nike did. What, did you think he designed a special line of sneakers to honor Seungri? Wow, get real.
The small minds of your kind are as miserably one-tracked as ever I see, and not grounded in reality. You plague rats have to stop making fools of yourselves and making everything about that man. Forcing your delusional bullshit about a convicted sex offender onto the BIGBANG members does absolutely no one any favors. Not you, not me, not BIGBANG, not even Seungri. The phoney public image you fell head-over-heels in love with is over, as is his time in the group he left. The group that has just now begun to recover their careers after he set them back years, continuing their journey forward without him in a song and video that delivered a message unequivocally in support of four. There's no such thing as a fifth season. When Seungri is released from prison next February, he will be required to enter his personal information on a national registry for sex crimes, per court order. He is not under any circumstances (outside of one's imagination) returning to BIGBANG, and BIGBANG are not returning to him. Deal with it. And by that I don't mean deny it. God knows y'all have done enough of that.
The five lines logo. Is everyone in agreement about what that logo represents today? Are they really? Because the fact that there are KVIPS still happily displaying it -- KVIPs who have no love for Seungri and mobilized en masse to deplatform him from Instagram immediately after his conviction -- should be giving you second thoughts about how it's perceived by different groups of VIPs. And this KDCKV person isn't an isolated instance. She's just one of many.
As for the MADE logo at the end of the Still Life music video, it was significant, but not in the way you think. Sadly, BIGBANG's strong sense of narrative seems lost on folk like you. It's very basic of you to reduce the MADE logo to a number when it can be seen as so much more than that. It also seems incongruous to tout it as a statement about holding on tightly in the context of a song and video whose message is of leaving the past behind. BIGBANG's use of those familiar lines at the end of the video more than likely signals the formal conclusion to BIGBANG's MADE era. The final installment, an outro of sorts, and the closure we all needed.
BIGBANG coming back to reunite with fans when the flowers were blooming was the fulfillment of the promise made in Flower Road, which was itself a continuation of MADE. In this way Still Life establishes itself as the completion of that story arc in BIGBANG's history (get it? History. Sorry, couldn't resist). There's so much beauty and poetry in the way they worked in references to Flower Road and Last Dance and other themes that were prevalent throughout MADE, then, as a finishing touch, used their old logo that marked the ends of MADE era music videos to say goodbye to that time of their lives, to offer a eulogy, an "in loving memory" before the new beginning, tying up a loose end and closing the book on a chapter of the band that had been left open for far too long. Keep the memories but move on.
Too bad it's too much for simple-mindeds like you. By viewing BIGBANG's artistry through such a narrow lens, by boiling everything of theirs down to the one who gave everything up, you're missing out on something great. Truly.
(However, if you insist on interpreting the MADE logo as meaning five, then you're more than welcome to see it as the members saying goodbye to five.)
BIGBANG have signaled their intent to pick themselves up and start anew amid the ruins of the worst reputational devastation they've ever faced as a group, and so far, their hard work and their resolve to remake themselves as something better than before has their future as four looking very promising. Stop shoehorning the source of that devastation back in where it doesn't belong. Stop standing in the way of healing. Stop standing in the way of BIGBANG's new beginning.
#bigbang#ask#anon#the logo confused me at first#because it was completely at odds with the abundance of 'four' messaging in the concept... teasers... song... and video#it seemed to me contradictory and out of place#however a look at the reactions from kvips quickly reassured me#kvips who grasp the lyrics full of figurative speech and understand bigbang's journey better than any of us#could ever hope to#it was kind of a 💡 moment#and I realized I needed to be more open-minded about the made logo#that the actions of this troubled fandom had made me come to loathe#I decided to work on myself a little bit and not be so quick to think the worst or take offense#that said#the notion that bigbang crafted a whole music video showing their fans that despite the distance and years apart#they're four at heart#repeatedly I might add#only to turn around at the very end -- at the very last second -- and say 'sike! we're five'#is far-fetched at best#and reflects poorly on the bb members to boot#so five-member fans should check themselves and stop declaring victory over something bigbang didn't say#still life#spring summer fall winter#the four seasons#kwondo
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6, 10, 13 for jorina(/aleksi) and maeve(/dietrich)!
the babesss, thank you!!! 🥰🥰 // development questions for couples
How do they react to the realization that they like the other character? Is it an “oh my god I’m never going to think about this again” thing, or are they pretty comfortable with it?
JORINA(/ALEKSI) — it's a mix of embarrassment and wondering what the hell is going on with her, because he is so very much her Opposite that it's baffling these feelings of hers have developed. it takes her a good while to be comfortable with it tbh, she's not used to crushing or lusting and boy oh boy does she start feeling those emotions hard. the jealousy was the worst part, i think. how is she supposed to keep her head straight and focus on her work if she's busy thinking about what he's getting up to with that soldier she saw him disappear with five minutes ago?? it's horrible. dreadful. 0/10 would not recommend.
MAEVE(/DIETRICH) —
goof aside, maeve knew exactly what she was getting into. she walked into those feelings with eyes wide open, fully aware of what kind of man she was weaseling her way into the heart of. she may occasionally ask herself why the Fuck she got invested in the first place because dietrich has his Moments, but it wasn’t a surprise to her when the attachment started to go deeper beyond the initial small thing it was.
What scares them about entering a relationship?
JORINA(/ALEKSI) — probably knowing that her schedule would have to be shaken up?? she’s such a neat and organized person who has a schedule ready for Everything, she can easily get antsy if things aren’t done on time or if something is delayed for much longer than she planned around. she had a good amount of time to adjust to a lot of things before they were together proper, but no amount of preparation could get her ready for how her mornings and evenings would be changed by sharing a space with aleksi. she hasn’t been frazzled in over a gd decade, but that’s certainly the word to describe her the first time she starts a day late because aleksi bamboozled her with kisses into staying in bed longer lmao
MAEVE(/DIETRICH) — god, they'd be so deep into a connection by the time any sort of official Relationship is brought up that i don't even know. i'll simply go further back and say that around the stages of them actually growing closer, i think she'd worry more about how it stings when he ditches her overnight. it's just how he operates and she's not expecting a whole breakfast in bed the morning after or anything, but she's Soft and so it still twinges a bit, y’know? she'd be a little afraid that her insecurities may lead to her getting far too worked up over it now that they've started to form a stronger bond, especially when she knows deep down that he doesn't mean anything cruel behind the action. she's starting to understand him more and this habit of his is part of that, but. y’know. her heart controls things way more than her logic lmao
What is their go-to for making a partner feel loved?
JORINA(/ALEKSI) — not to stick to the same topic from above but probably making time for just him?? it says a lot without her actually saying anything about it aloud when jorina actively sets her current duties and activities aside to make aleksi the priority. it seems so obvious and right that one should drop everything for their partner, but i think it's much more noticeable and a big display of love and care coming from the work-obsessed jorina. aleksi knows just how much it means when she puts a hold on or cancels something for him.
MAEVE(/DIETRICH) — handshandshandshandshands taking his hand(s), kissing his hand, cradling his face, clasping hands to pull him into an embrace, running her fingers through his hair as they cuddle, etc etc etc. the dummy love,,is stored in the hands,,,it’s simple science, i dunno what to tell ya. maeve got so accustomed to finding other ways to express her love outside of straight up saying it because she knew it’d freak him out, and showing her affection/care/support through touches of the hands is easily her favorite.
#r: jorina & aleksi#r: maeve & dietrich#genuinely cannot believe that 2nd question for the dummies took me down for so long#maeve knows all she can about the guy by the time they get into any official relationship there's nothing to be afraid of lmao#what's he gonna do? suddenly decide it's too much for him?? as if. he had plenty of time for that before now he's stuck with her
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Heartseel K'Sante Boyfriend HCs
~K'Sante, the poll broke my heart :'c. I love this man, gd it. Let's go bbg~
P.S. Asks are open! I am open to more Heartsteel, other League characters, different AUs, Arcane, etc. Just HMU :3
K'Sante isn't overtly open to PDA, however he doesn't necessarily NOT do PDA? He is often gently holding your hand, or leaning over to kiss the top of your head while you are pressed against him. Sometimes when he is feeling a little more out there, he will grasp your chin, lift your face up and kiss you gently, even if you're in front of people or your friends. If someone is giving you attention that he doesn't deem appropriate or is making you uncomfortable, he goes into immediate protector mode. "Did they make you feel uncomfortable? I'm sorry, my sweet. I'll stick by you now, okay? Hold my hand."
K'Sante is an undercover jokester. He acts like he isn't in on the shenanigans with Ezreal and Sett, but he DEFINITELY is, and most likely is a big part of the execution. Now, when it comes to joking at you or about you, he will only do it lightly. He doesn't want to offend you by accident or make you upset. If you try and prank or joke on him, he will know it's coming. He is just too smart not to know. "I know you wanted to- hey do you want me to come back in and pretend? Sorry love! Can't prank the mastermind..."
K'Sante is big on giving attention but is generally content with being left alone. He is very confident, so he knows you aren't off doing crazy things while he is waiting for you or vice versa. Trust is key for him, and he trusts you whole heartedly. When you two are together, his attention is solely focused on you. He expects the same, so when the two of you conversate it is almost always meaningful and/or interesting. "Awh, my love, you're home! I've missed you. Come, sit on my lap and tell me about your day." K'Sante pulls you onto his lap and fiddles with your hair as you talk to him.
K'Sante gives EXCEPTIONAL kisses. Never a dull moment with this one. Even the most delicate kisses make stars erupt in your belly. He will grab you gently with a hand behind your neck, lean down and brush his nose against yours before placing his lips on your own. In a heated moment, he becomes ravenous, groaning into your mouth and holding your face with his hands as your tongues collide. "Your kisses are my oxygen, love." "Gods, the things you do to me, y/n."
K'Sante is very smart, and very levelheaded. He tends to be right, and although it pisses you off a lot of the time that he is, he is so kind about explaining things to you. He will never make you feel dumb or less than for not being right. When he is wrong, rare as it may be, he will listen to your explanation with the utmost kindness and try his best to let it sink it. "Do you get what I am saying, love? Please don't be upset, but this is really important that we are on level ground. I love you, sweetheart." "Oh, that makes sense! See, I am glad we talked about it."
K'Sante is great at giving you a reason to be excited to get home, or vice versa. He will whisper sweet nothings in your ear when you hug and kiss him before leaving, gently touching your arm or your face making sure you know just how much he loves you. All day, he may send you devious little texts just to make sure you are prepared for what's about to go down. "Wait for me, Love, in that outfit I bought you. You know the one I'm talking about, right? Good." "So good, so perfect. So Mine."
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The Exam
Best Music Moment of 2023
Code: openly weeping and slyly recording alien boy's set at subT.
sitting at sandy liang nyfw spring show and hearing harmony's "i am so lucky and nothing can stop me" while all of the bows in the world traipsed by.
witnessing raphael and guillerme's post-dinner mid-80's french pop rock sing along session in chantilly.
seeing phish cover "albuquerque" with gd by my side.
christmas song jamon with Arden in central park on dec 24.
JD: August: Springsteen's rendition of "Nightshift" at Giants Stadium.
October: Something made me want to listen to what I could only remember as a scary Ozzy Osbourne song they used to play on The Bear that went something like "Bury Nation." The actual lyrics upon figuring it out were so much more stupid and hilarious than I could have imagined. Got many delightful yuks and spins out of this jam.
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November: Enjoying a wild stew of crass while spinning 100 gecs on my first ever stroll of the Vegas Strip.
Best Shows Seent in 2023
JD: 1. Bruce Springsteen at Giants Stadium
2. Panda Bear and Sonic Boom at Knockdown Center
3. Hamilton Leithauser at Cafe Carlyle
4. The Walkmen at Webster Hall
5. A. Savage at Bowery Ballroom
6. Beach Fossils at Knockdown Center
7. Aunt Puke and Goth Jafar at the Exhaus Latta after party at Jean's
Codeman: washer - alphaville
3EB - salt shed
alien boy - subT
future trash - subT basement
the hold steady - salt shed
phish - united center
a. savage - bowery ballroom
Confession of 2023
Codem: it took a full eight months of encouragement to finally listen to 100 gecs because i was certain that they were going to sound like let's eat grandma. i was wrong, they do not.
Biggest Disappointment of 2023
JD: Happy Mondays cancelling their trip to the US after we were so pumped to get tickets.
Cig: i thought i could hold off on buying tix to see ovlov on a sunday night in chicago only to have the show sell out and i then spent a full 45 days trawling craigslist for a ticket that never appeared.
Most Overrated of 2023
Codem: i zigged when boygenius and caroline polachek thought i would zag
JD: Feel like I should be more into Wenzdee.
Make It Stop 2023
JD: It isn't even make it stop because it's over and there's no going back, but watching Travis Scott's "Circus Maximus" long form film was a fascinating study in the terminal stage of aesthetics that we're living through. Truly the most dispiriting experience of the TBH era.
Codemin: new blink album
Biggest TBH Regret of 2023
Code: not trying harder to see 100 gecs + liturgy in nyc
JD: Second the above. Also got some insane pangs of regret upon seeing the Billy Idol setlist at King's Theater and a clip of "Nicotine and Gravy" from Beck's MSG show.
Detective Murtaugh of 2023
Code: there was a WAOR-type song quoted during phish's tweezer and i cannot for the life of me figure out what it was. i've been wracking my brain weekly, but i can't seem to jar anything loose.
JD: My most played song of the year was Charles Mingus - "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat."
Resolution for 2023 Status
Codem: -pony up and go see a show at salt shed. fever ray?
How It Went: seent two of em and neither were fever ray?!
-load neil’s discography onto my phone. i’m too often humming his tunes and then can’t play powderfinger on the way home from the office.
How It Went: subscribed to apple music just to get ol' shakey in my ears again
JD: More Lou.
How It Went: Best: Songs For Drella
Max Utility: Coney Island Baby
Most Desired Cheap Copy at a Record Store: Legendary Hearts
Resolution for 2024
JD: Think I'm going to lean on The Smiths to get me through all the election miz this year.
Code Man: 1) expend similar effort in finding new music next year and try to stretch myself past the usual suspects
2) go to more shows on my nyc wknds
Most Anticipated of 2024
Code: i'm putting all of my eggs in the dom basket, everything else will be gravy
JD: I've got nothing, so let's double the cosmic pressure on Dom.
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I went to a date earlier. Namiss ko yung boses na yun. Nagbag o gyud diay sya… well some things stayed the same pero dghan gyd diay nabag o. Gina myday nako nya with my full face tapos aaaa THE ACT OF SERVICE!!!!!!! the gravy, the tray, the water, the spoon thingy was such a cutieeee moments!!! he’s not that clingy type pero atleast nagpapa hawak sya sakin hehe. He lets me hold his arm, his shirt, elbow, back, biceps. Maybe he is not that type of man nga sobra ka sweet or ka showy pero he actually make things soft, at peace, steady, na mafeel nako nga im safe. And for me, it was enough. The way we talked to each other, the way he listens, the way we laugh, the way he says “picture ta” makes my heart 🥹 like sa tanan nakong friends or kauban perme man gd ako ang maunag initiate na mag pic! and ako ang maalaga sa group, bsan group of male akong kauban I still give my acts of service to them. Pero sya? kusa na niya gina sulti or ginahimo sakoa. That softspoken person makes me feel so safe again. He made me feel na deserve sd nako itreat the way I treat other people. ohhhh to be treated this softttttt
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hertz:
👻, 👽
göttingen duo
💤, ❤️🔥, 💔
Hertz:
ghost: A headcanon about what scares them
Women in power who can floor him if they so desire. At the very least he treads carefully around them. Also it probably pisses him of yknow but he hides it so his ass doesn’t get beat
alien: A headcanon about a weird quirk of theirs
He is very clean, and is very particular about getting every last scrap just in case. His bias is toward the richer parts of life, but he Knows how to do these things after spending most of his teenage years in the GD. (his parents provided housing as long as they could, but they quite literally did not have the money to feed him so he had to drop school and work, etc)
Gottingen duo:
ZZZ: A headcanon about their sleep
Morton: light sleeper, simultaneously a night owl and an earlier riser. I’d say he gets anywhere from 5-7 hours of sleep on any given night
Rabenmark: heavy sleeper (unless he’s stressed, then he’s a veery light sleeper), 1 AM to noon baby/j but I’d say he stayed up an hour or two past Morton before they met, slept in till 10-11 because this man a. does not do classes b. does not give any shits but once they started sleeping with one another his sleep schedule shifted back to Morton’s. Morton still gets up earlier than him though
Burning heart: a romantic headcanon
The nights Morton does get drunk he flirts with Rabenmark constantly. In public it’s more discreet (no filter sure sure but I feel like the fear of getting caught being intimate with a man is strong enough that he can hold his tongue… a little) but at home ohhh my god Bertha shoo’s them off to bed almost immediately
Broken heart: An angsty headcanon
Just with Morton having spicy dreams I wouldn’t be surprised if he got some pretty nasty nightmares about losing Rabenmark in x y and z ways. Rabenmark doesn’t notice this since any indication that Morton is having these nightmares goes unheard, see above, especially with Morton stubbornly keeping Rabenmark uninformed so he doesn’t worry
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hello! it's your secret santa again 🎁 and i'm back with a couple of questions for you! i see you like several different shows, but i'd love to hear about a couple of your faves and why you love them. who are some of your beloved characters? who makes you go berserk when you see them? :D i hope you have fun with these, and enjoy your weekend!
hello again, stranger!! i hope you're well. i'm warning you now that this will probably get pretty long bc 1. i am incapable of shutting up and 2. i have many faves for all of these, but i'll try and limit myself asdfg
a couple of my fave shows
just between lovers - it's probably my favourite drama of all time, i just love everything about it. it came into my life at a time when i really needed it and gave me the story of two incredibly broken people picking themselves up and learning to heal and it's stuck with me since i first watched it.
if you wish upon me - for many of the same reasons as jbl tbh. it got me out of a drama slump, it gave me a good ji chang wook drama for the first time in at least five years, it gave me an unconventional romance between two absolutely unhinged idiots, it gave me intergenerational found family
one spring night - the drama that started this blog!! it was the drama that brought me back to watching kdramas after a couple of years away and it will always hold a special place in my heart for that.
some of my beloveds; spoiler alert: i like my men hot, tragic and bitchy
park joong gil - let's just get the obvious out of the way. he thoroughly took over my brain while tomorrow was airing and still lives up there rent free. what can i say, his cunty fashion sense and even cuntier personality bewitched me body and soul. he burns rapists alive. he gaslights the king of the underworld to protect his wife. he has a tragic tm backstory. what's not to obsess over??
jang han seo - my baby boy forever and always. has a character ever fought so hard to become a better person just to have their arc so thoroughly disrespected?? i do not think so!!! he's tragic. he's a bitch. he's an idiot. he's smart as hell. he's the bravest man in the entire world. i love him.
nam seon ho - my og tragic tm boy. he's doomed by the narrative. he's destined for sadness. he is, above all, a nuisance to the people in power who want him to stop talking about social inequality. listen i see a pretty man resign himself to being the villain bc that's the only thing the narrative allows him to be and i am immediately on his side. it's the villain apologist in me <3
people i go beserk over
lee soo hyuk - the things this man does to my mental health cannot be quantified. i look at him and feel like my brain has been dropped into a blender and turned to the highest setting
kwak dong yeon - not only is he insanely pretty he's just insane like this man just opens his mouth and lets whatevers rattling around in his brain come out and it never makes any gd sense but that makes it hilarious and i want to be his best friend
woo do hwan - he's just. the prettiest man. THE PRETTIEST MAN. how does he just. look like that. wtf.
jeon jong seo - a recent addition but she makes me 😵😵😵
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OH NOOOO I JUST REMEMBERED ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE DIALOGUE MOMENTS https://youtu.be/s6biexL_hao << dirk talking abt roxy
MAN............... YEAH..................... i was fucking like. sobbing reading this the first time whattt the hell...........
#roxy my beloved.............................. holding her so tightly.#also the fucking. life player who felt lifeless / hope player who felt hopeless / heart player who was just a cold motherfucker line.#good fuckig soup man oh my gd.#mac tag!#hsposting
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I'm so sorry but I wanted to ask you if you could make a bardock x reader smut, because I haven't seen much on bardock
The reader is chubby and is a little human hehe sorry for the request!
This man...this man... mmm~, what a man. But I had to tweak him before he ruined me forever like sir pls your son already has my heart. Since this is debut Bardock for my writing, I did do it headcanon-y again but added the extra bits as well. ♥
Pairing: Bardock x Chubby Female Reader ( Requested By @the-otaku-without-a-name )
Rating: Mature / 18+. Minors DNI
Warning: ( canon divergent, explicit language )
For as savvy in the head and roguishly charming as he can be, Bardock is a gd idiot when it comes to romance. Smart fighter but he's no Casanova. We still lovin and supportin him. Bardock strikes me as the type to be the last one to realize he has feelings for you. Maybe when the "threat" of not having you as a significant other at all rears itself.
He feels connected to you as much as he is/was with his crew, but now he's picking up the difference in how he interacts with you and them, he's putting two and two together. So he may throw a few more smiles your way, throw his arm over your shoulder when you're chatting, or promise to bring you back something valuable from his assignments.
He would promise to come back to you unharmed, but he knows what trouble he likes to get into so just be assured he'll be back alive and with a story of his battle, at least.
If anyone asked him how he felt about you prior to actively dating you or even him realizing his feelings for you, he's laying out the basic facts he knows about you as if they're compliments of your character: That one thing you're good at because everyone's good at something, or that one physical trait that distinguishes you, like being a woman. You're never in the way, so that's something to consider. You're a friend. A good friend, to boot. Even you just being loyal and trustworthy is basic common sense you should have in his opinion, but he's not holding that to anyone he's not going into battle with.
Dead ass, Toma and Fasha are a big help to why you're even together if they're around to remind him how absentminded he's being.
If the endearing qualities that make you suitable for courting are put in his head, he'll think about it briefly and then proceed to have the idea cast aside to focus on the here and now until it's brought back up, and he gives himself a chance to linger on the idea. Again, Bardock considers the bare minimum facts that would make sense to him in making you his wife. He'd have someone waiting at home for him with food, someone to have his kids, patch small wounds he feels aren't worth a trip to the healing center, your loyalty, etc. Typical low-class saiyan expectations, next to simply fighting and dying on the battlefield.
But that...sounds like a lot of fuss and work to get to. It can just come to him naturally, and he'll wait you out on that to happen. For him, that just means keep treating you like a friend when he thinks he's giving you extra attention.
If you think your chubby features put him off and fear it is the cause for him hesitating to make any moves to pursue you, you're wrong. He's just focused on getting to the next big fight and blind to everything outside of that. Don't worry, he's got it worked out in his mind somewhere to make you his wife.
His taste in a s/o may be just as common as any other saiyan male, so being a little more assertive in your demeanor would help as well. A lot.
Bardock wouldn't recognize your chubby features as something that makes you stand out, it's just part of who are you. Sticking with the same logic I once stated for Vegeta, he's not at all put-off or criticizing of your physique if you're comfortable with yourself.
If you're a little anxious about that part of yourself, he'd find it a needless thing to worry about and assure you to not get all worked up over something like that. And if anyone has a problem with the way you look, then kick their ass or let him do it for you. Nobody's allowed to give you crap for your body as long as he's around, and if you do it to yourself then he's about to personally toughen you up. Don't be down on yourself, he's got your back.
It's when you're officially together that he starts to really cater to his physical attraction to you. Most importantly, this is where his passion really starts to surface for you. You're all his now, and out of your awkward dating stage. When you're alone, he'll playfully pinch your cheeks to tease you or hold you around your waist to bring you into his side and feel how soft you are. Loves to watch your tits bounce and jiggle at the slightest motion or when you walk.
Your smile is so rewarding to him when he returns home from missions, he plays it off for his team but he truly can't wait to return to you.
His PDA is...not great? It's not bad, you can just tell he has a way of being a tad standoffish. He makes it clear that you're with him in public, he's not shy about claiming you. He's more receptive to your public affections if you're both only around his crew, but there's a limit before he feels you're doing it to embarrass him in front of them.
He more than makes up for the lack of PDA when you're alone, however. He can't help but fall for the fullness of your hips and thighs when they're in his hands.
Favorite Positions: carrying position, doggystyle, cowgirl+variations, full nelson, mating press, butterfly position
Listen he's gonna wanna pick you up, bend you, and flip you around any way he can. He's gonna just go for it, be ready at all times when he's in between missions and got nothing else to do than to give all this time and energy to you. Stretch baby, he's putting you to work and expect you to endure it all, but he will ease up if you ask him. Especially for positions that don't feel the most comfortable to you. Bardock's going to want to hear your voice during sex. Flatter him, beg for him, cry out to him, utter the foulest filth to him, he's going to dish it back to you and encourage you to speak out to him with his cock inside you. He holds onto every drop of your voice when he's not with you to get him through to the next time he can be with you.
Don't ever try to tease him in a place where you think he can't have you, or he will pay you back tenfold for it. He'll find a place and ensure everyone hears you from it.
Breeding Kink Bardock s'what the crowds callin' him these days and I agree! You're his wife (even if you never officially marry), he's gotta fill your womb with every bit of his seed. He's gotta prop your legs for a good view, watching his cock disappear inside you until he emptied his balls deep. It's all for you, you gotta take all of it. Bardock is gonna praise you through every bit of it.
He can get pretty vocal during sex, himself but he is mostly quiet when it's all over and with his aftercare. Keep chatting to a minimum, or all you can get out of him is an affirming or disagreeing grunt before he doses off.
Whether he lives on Earth with you or by some other means you live on Planet Vegeta with him, Bardock's interests are pretty limited to his desire to fight, his love for you, and eventually the chubby cheek family you have together. This will also include his crew if they are with him, you're all his family.
He likes to stay busy, so give him something to work for. ♥
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