It’s the way that you can TELL someone came here from twitter or tiktok based on the way they speak

why is it always karkat that I see ppl bein horny over

Had a meeting for my current job where our (pro-bono) client is my former job and god it is easy to be sucked right back into their orbit

short people problems but they’re both short and one of them is pretending to be tall

parker being the one to voice concerns that nate is getting more sadistic is so funny to me. twenty minutes ago you poisoned someone & started giggling and kicking your feet when they passed out

blue please tell me i'm not the only one that thinks the story in totk is severely lacking if not outright bad 😭 or at least tell me what i'm missing that's making everyone sing its praises cuz i sincerely feel cucco bananas rn

ok i’m nowhere near finished with the game yet but from what i’ve played so far, totk is a much more classic zelda-like experience, which makes sense given that that was many zelda fans’ main critique about botw. botw’s story was a lot more. overt i guess? than most games in the franchise, and it kicked in almost immediately. in other zelda games it’s very common for the story to unfold gradually as the player goes along, making you sort of discover it as you do the more meat-and-potatoes dungeon gameplay. this is what i’m seeing from totk so far, so if you’re a botw fan and haven’t played some of the older stuff it may be a bit jarring, but since i’m not far enough into the game yet i’m not gonna pass judgement.

People should be more afraid of asexuals, because they’re the only people that are immune to one of the seven deadly sins

This was originally a request from a friend but I figured I might as well post here coz I think it’s too funny

Audio: Berlioz, Symphonie Fantastique Mvt. 4. March to the Scaffold

Would highly recommend listening to the whole track coz it’s a banger but also it’s literally the composer having an opium-induced fever dream about him getting his head lopped off at the guillotine so

i think i’ve said this before but its really funny how analogue horror became this huge new beginner-media-creation accessible horror trend because outta any fucking subgenre of horror it takes arguably some of the MOST trialsome artistic standards to get “right”. the amount of energy that goes into setting up an immersively “real”-feeling mixed media faux nonfiction broadcast type thingy dealy PROPERLY is like, wow no wonder the genre cliche is “psas over a monochrome background with the occasional still image of a face or diagram drawn by a child” lmfao

Anyone else have a period of time where you were trying to overcorrect from your not-like-other-girls phase and force yourself to dress and present more feminine even though it made you uncomfortable?

Ugh it’s been such an icky day 😞

radio pop artists will spend months & months on the rollout of a new song being like “this new ERA for will SHOCK & SURPRISE …. it will be ICONIC…. u will GASP in DISBELIEF when u see what we’ve been WORKING on …..” & then their next single is like the most predictable, inoffensive, radio friendly song u’ve ever heard 😭

the temptation to write starclan like a psychological horror concept in razorverse grows more powerful every day

there’s an nhler out there that looks eerily like human shrek and i cannot say his name for i will be crucified 😔

UR LITERALLY SO GOOD AT ART

SCREAMINGBGGGGGGG

GENUINLY TYSM MAN????? AUGHHH YOUR SO FRICKIN SWEEETTTTTT😭

hmm why can i only write fantasy stuff, i suck at anything normal

is this my niche