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Miguel O'Hara X F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals Masterlist• ao3• want to be tagged? | request info
Summary: Miguel needs to see you in his office, immediately.
A/N: First Miguel fic! Pretty sure I have written him a little too soft. But I can't help myself. (Also, I read Spiderman 2099 100 years ago, please forgive me.)
Warnings: hickeys, secret relationship (kinda), p in v sex, oral (f receiving), swearing, this has not been proofread, overuse of italics, please let me know if I’ve missed a warning.
Word Count: 2404
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It’s always been difficult for you to work when someone’s looking right at you.
Especially, when the person staring was Miguel.
You took a risky glance up from your computer screen to the far side and-
Yeah. Still staring.
Nerves twisted in your stomach as you quickly looked back to your work and swallowed. You tried to type, tried to verify the equation you were meant to be double checking, but your mind was swimming. The numbers and symbols just weren’t adding up to anything no matter how much you willed them to make sense.
“I need to speak with you in my office.” Miguel’s stern voice made you jump and accidentally hit several keys on your keyboard.
“Of course.” You managed to squeak out, the sound of your voice made you want to slam your head against your computer. “I’ll, erm, be right there.”
He stayed standing close, his arms crossed.
You swallowed again and got up quickly when he didn’t move.
Sabrina, your colleague at the desk next to you gave you a worried and apologetic glance. She obviously thought you were in for a bollocking.
You followed Miguel silently as you both exited the room and went to the elevator. You stayed silent as he pushed the button for the highest floor, the one his office was on.
You bit your lip, digging your nails into the skin around your thumb.
It was only when you were both two steps into his office that Miguel looked at you, turning so quickly that he was almost a blur. His hands on your shoulders as he pushed you back into the door.
The little yelp of surprise that started to escape your lips was quickly muffled by his mouth on yours. He grabbed the back of your thighs, lifting you up and wrapping them around his hips in one swift motion.
You clutched at his shoulders, the yelp turning into a moan as he slid his tongue into your mouth and pressed his body flush against yours.
“Fuck,” you pulled away to the side just enough to speak, “is this what you wanted to see me about?”
His lips are back on yours in an instant, muffling your question.
You pulled on the hair at the back of his head, just enough to be able to speak. “Migu-”
“Missed you.” He murmured, sinking his head back to your lips before trailing kissed over your jaw.
You gasp, arching your back towards him as dips lower, leaving soft open mouthed kisses along your throat and rocking against you. You can feel his cock, thick and heavy straining against the confines of his trousers.
“You, you could have sent an email.” You lose your train of thought for a second as Miguel nips at your pulse point. “I would have come straight up.”
He makes a hum of disapproval into your neck, already so desperate to feel you. He snakes his hand under your top, pressing against your waist and using it as leverage to move you against him.
His bulge rubs just right over your clit and you bite down a moan.
It’s like something in him snaps at the sound. “Need you, need you so bad.” He growls, pulling you away from the door and to the floor.
He’s everywhere, crowding you in, pulling at your shirt buttons and trousers impatiently. All while kissing you roughly.
You’ve been in this position too many times to know it’s only a short matter of time before he gets so irritated that he’ll either rip the buttons off or claw the material in two.
“Miguel, Miguel,” you soothe, your hands going to his face and making him look at you.
He pauses, breathing hard.
You kiss his lips softly, pulling back when he tries to press against you hard.
He whines, his hands on the floor on either side of your head. You can see his claws digging into the carpet in your peripheral vision.
You kiss him again, just as soft. And he lets you this time, rolling his hips against you ever so gently in a perfect rhythm with your lips.
You pull back, pressing another quick light kiss to the tip of his nose. “You okay?”
He keeps his eyes closed and nods.
You know he’s lying. Something’s upset him, something’s gotten under his skin and set his blood ablaze.
But you also know him. You know he can’t talk about it right now, not when whatever it is is fresh and bleeding.
He’ll talk about it later. Miguel always talks about it later.
You kiss time again, light and sweet before trailing your lips to his neck. While you don’t want to be seen covered in hickeys after talking with the head of the company, no one would dare even mention it to Miguel if they saw a love bite just above his collar.
You undo the top three buttons as you kiss his kiss, moving your lips lower and lower and then biting down hard.
Miguel hisses and clutches at you, pulling you tightly against him and rubbing his aching cock against your thigh.
“Please… need you.” He moans softly at your ear. The tension in his lips is insurmountable, like the smallest action could cause him to shatter.
You nod, kissing his chin then his lips.
He doesn’t pull away quickly. Instead he melts into the kiss, groaning softly, as he swallows your tongue into his mouth. Enjoying your hands running up his chest.
Thankfully (for your rapidly decreasing wardrobe) he unbuttons your shirt carefully, kissing every inch of newly exposed skin like it’s the first time he’s seen it.
He bites at your breast playfully through the material of your bra, gazing up at you and chuckling as you gasp and give him a look.
It’s always good to see him smile, the expression never fails to send a rush of heat to your core.
He undoes your trousers painfully slowly, taking his time in popping the button and pulling the zipper down as he kisses your hip and you wiggle underneath him.
He’s doing it on purpose now, going extra slow because you made him calm down.
“Miguel,” you start but he’s chuckling again.
“Don’t be so impatient.” He mutters against your skin.
You prop yourself up on your elbows and gawk at him. “Me? What about you?” You try to keep your voice stern, but it’s hard not to smile when he’s looking up at you like that. “You’re the one that-”
He loves waiting until you're in the middle of a sentence to act.
Without warning he hooks his fingers into your waistband and pulls your trousers down to your knees, the force of the motion nearly making you fall completely flat on your back.
You open your mouth to speak but Miguel is grinning like the spider that caught the fly.
“Looks like you're falling for me baby.”
You pretend to hit him. “That’s terrible.”
He laughs, pulling off your shoes and then finishing taking off your trousers. “You love it.”
“I love you, you idiot.” You can’t help but smile. “In spite of your jokes.”
He snickers and leans back down, lavishing your thighs with kisses until he reaches your centre.
You can’t help but moan softly and arch your back off the floor as he presses his face into your clothed pussy. “Fuck.”
He kisses your clit over your panties and nuzzles his nose into the wet patch that has started to leak through. “You love my jokes.” He murmurs, looking up at you, already so close to falling apart, with his large red eyes.
You shake your head. “They’re terrible.”
He grins. “Fair enough.”
Oh so slowly, he slides his finger underneath your underwear, and, for a second you think he’s going to swipe through your folds. But instead he curls his finger towards himself, extending his claw, slicing the material clean apart.
“Miguel!” You chide, without any real heat in it.
“I’m allowed to rip one thing,” he bats his eyes at you, completely juxtaposing his shit eating grin. “Besides I bought you these.”
“I’ll kill you.”
His smile widens, showing the sharp points to his canine teeth, “How about you give me a little death instead?”
“Now that is worse than-” You moan loudly, your head falling back against the carpet as he licks a long, slow stripe through your folds. Ending the action with a swirl around your clit.
You gasp, bucking up against him involuntarily.
“Oh,” he repeats the action, a little faster this time. “Looks like you like my quips actually.”
You huff and gently grab a fistful of his hair, pushing him back to your cunt. “Be quiet.”
He laughs softly but doesn’t talk back, pressing his face back into you and licking slowly, broad stripes with the flat of his tongue. He grabs hold of your ass, canting you upwards ever so slightly so he can fully work you over.
“Fuck, ah-”
He hums smugly as he takes your clit into his mouth, sucking on it gently and then flicking it with his tongue.
“Shitshitshitshitshit,” you can feel yourself getting close already, it was embarrassingly fast how well Miguel knew your body, how quickly he could bring you to the edge and push you over.
You grind against his face as he fucks you with his tongue, lapping up your juices and groaning happily.
It’s only when your back starts arching completely off the floor, when your breathing changes into a high pitch whine that he moves his mouth, focusing completely on your clit. Swirling circles and sucking on it gently before teasing it with the edge of his teeth.
You writhe underneath him, pulling on his hair as he continues his onslaught.
He looks up at you, catching your eyes for a second and it’s the happiest you’ve ever seen him.
You don’t even get the chance to warn him you're about to come. Your orgasm hits you suddenly, flooding your mind and body completely and utterly. Drowning out all other thoughts and senses.
Miguel worths you through it, pulling moan after moan from you, until you fall back on the floor exhausted.
He sits up quickly, the bottom half of his face and neck shining from your release. He’s grinning a little smugly and quickly pulls off his tie and shirt, wiping your come off his skin with the latter.
You barely get the chance to sit up before he’s kissing you again, the action deep and needy. He guides your arms out of your open shirt and undoes your bra, throwing your clothes to the side before kissing your chest.
“Fuck Miguel,” you whine as he takes one nipple in his mouth, his fingers toying with the other. Heat rises to your skin and even though you’ve just come, you still need him so, so badly.
He kisses up to your neck. “Get on your hands and knees.” There’s a softness to his voice, an unspoken please.
You move, doing what he asks instinctively.
There’s a shift and shuffle of material behind you as he kneels and pulls his trousers and boxers down to free his weeping cock.
He places his warm hand on your hip. The grip is strong, solid and comforting as he moves closer to you. The front of his thighs just touching the back of yours.
He pumps himself slowly, teasing himself with the sight of you wet and ready for him.
The carpet bites into your knees, but you don’t care. The anticipation, the warmth in your belly is driving you insane. You lean back a little, offering up yourself for him.
And he graciously accepts.
He presses the tip of his cock to your entrance and so slowly eases in, taking his time like he hadn’t been hard and wanting for long before he came to see you.
You gasp at the stretch, his thickness filling you up so completely and utterly it seems to push the thoughts out of your mind.
“You okay?” He mutters, his voice low and strained as he tries to control himself.
“I’m good!” Your voice goes up embarrassingly high at the end as he bottoms out, brushing deep inside.
“Good.” He breathes in deeply, trying to ground himself and you can feel him pulsing inside of you.
You push back ever so slightly, arching your back, “you can mov-oh!”
He pulls back and snaps his hips back into you, almost dragging himself out completely before slamming back into you.
You cry out as he sets a brutal pace, changing the angle with every thrust until he hears you whine loudly when he hits that special spot.
“There baby? You need it there?” There’s a teasing edge to his voice but warmth as well as he focuses all his energy on fucking you exactley right.
You gasp, unable to fully form words with the way he's ramming the air out of you. You barely manage a “uh, uh, uh,” of confirmation.
Pleasure coils in your stomach, building higher and uncontrollably higher.
He’s pulling your hips back with every thrust, his fingers digging in hard enough to leave bruises.
Your knees burn, rubbing raw on the carpet, but you hardly register it with the way he’s making you feel.
“Miguel, I’m,” you whine, not able to get another word out as he picks up his pace. Fucking you even harder, even closer to your peak.
“That’s it baby, that’s it.” He leans over your back as he thrusts, kissing your shoulders and reaching his right hand down to rub your clit.
He barely gets a chance to circle it once before to cry out, clamping down on him as a wave of pleasure blooms through you.
His hips stutter as you grip him, your walls pulling his orgasm from him suddenly. He groans as he comes, emptying himself deep within you and thrusting softly as you both come down.
You feel light, boneless and ready to sink into a heap on the floor. Miguel’s firm grip is the only thing that stops you.
He kisses your shoulder softly.
And you sigh, your knees twinge. “One day I won’t get carpet burn after a ‘meeting’.” You mutter and he laughs.
“I love you.” He mutters against your skin softly. “Maybe I’ll get a bed put in here.”
You laugh loudly and he smiles.
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"What an incredibly ticklish rival!"
Ler!Alastor Lee!Vox
Summary: Vox was trying to attack Alastor on his radio studio, but the tables turn.. bad.
WARNING: Swearing
Alastor was minding his own business, chilling on his radio tower, the night was loud as always, it's hell after all! While with Vox.. he wasnt AS calm as the radio Demon was, he was in his Office, walking around in circles, ranting of his old rival, he had to get him somehow.. he NEEDED to, he needed his bright Spotlight back.. so, the middle of the night came, Vox was climbing up the radio tower of Alastor, because he would've been damned to Even Enter the Doors of the newly Hazbin hotel, just as Alastor was drinking coffe, he could tell his "old pal" was nearby, so he was more than ready..
As Vox entered the radio tower by breaking into a Window, the loud crashes from the glass could be heard.. and yet.. he was met with Alastor, Standing above him with his usual grin.
"greetings old pal! What brings You here at this hour of the night?"
Alastor said calmly and happily, just his usual self around people, this of course pisses Vox a Lot, the frown on his screen was obvious, yet he somehow stayed.. calm around the radio Demon, as if he was still fond of him after 7 literal years.
"i came here to stop You, You old timey prick! I'm here to regain My popularity ba-"
and before Vox was gonna finish his sentence, a black tentacle grabbed his ankles, lifting him from the ground, upside down, his vulnerability exposed for Alastor to see, which the tv Overlord hated.
"i'm afraid You can't do that friend, not right now, since it's pretty late, but since You are here.. i decided to have some... fun with you."
Alastor said, his voice twisting into a teasing nad evil voice, his grin widening as if he was about to attack Vox.
"W-WOAH! Hey hey hey, don't You DARE-"
Suddenly, Vox could feel tickling right on his sides and tummy, sending him into an uncontrolable fit of giggles and snorts, And Alastor was Even just using his tentacles to Tickle him, it wasnt much, but for Vox.. it was.
"h-hehehehey nohoho! Nohohot fahahahair!!"
Vox said, unable to speak properly, Even though it was small tickling.. poor him was just too ticklish for this.. yet he liked it, but he would rather get killed with holy weaponry rather than to admit it.
"what an incredibly ticklish rival i have in My hands tonight! Are these Bad spots? Or should i go somewhere else?"
Alastor teased, now, his fingers slowly pinching Vox's ribs, sometimes Even wiggling them Across his Armpits, causing the poor Vox to break into cackles, his laughter getting louder by the second.. he couldnt help it since it felt so nice..
"FUHUHUCK YOHOHOU! AAH! SHIHIT, NOHOHOT THEHEHERE!!"
Vox yelled as he threw his head back in laughter as Alastor pinched his Upper ribs and lower ribs, those we're oh so sensitive, and he wasnt Even going for the antennas.. that Made some shivers down Vox's spine just by thinking of it. It was getting too much, he was Even letting out sparks of electricity, because he was so overwhelmed by the feeling. Until..
"oh look at that! I found your sweet spot!"
"AAAAHH! NOOOHOHOHO, NOT THERE DAHAHAMN IT! IHIHILL KILL YOU AHAHAFTER THIHIHIHIIS!!"
Vox yelled loudly as Alastor wiggled his fingers across his antennas.. if the radio tower wasnt to far from the hotel, the whole crew would woken up by the sounds of cackles and snorts. Yet his arms we're free.. he could just get him back, but did he really wanted to do that? No, no he don't.. he likes it alot, Even more when he gets Tickled by the other Vees.
The minutes had passed, Alastor finally let Vox go, with the radio Demon now gone from the shadows, Vox hasnt had much of a choice to go back to the V tower, he was still feeling the Tickles, he could still hear the teasing.. he wanted it again, but the Vees couldnt do it better than Al, so..
He had to come back another day..
THE END
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I don't think I ever gave a name to that, which results in me never truly pinpointing that, but Johnny is such an incredibly resilient and adaptive, quick thinking person.
I just did that mission with an old Samurai fan that refuses to give you the tape of the first concert(s) unless you prove to him you're also a big fan, and the way Johnny reacts combined with what we know about him? Amazing.
The game starts with Johnny wanting to kill V, but then he very quickly thinks it over and decides he has to work with V. "Changed my mind, made it pretty clear." & "I got a free ticket out of this prison, would be a fool not to take/use it."
Then, while he's still getting used to V, he says out loud that he's been watching her, been trying to understand how she works and in whose brain he's stuck with. When she asks what he wants, he says, "Help me settle my score with Arasaka." He has a clear goal, but he's constantly analyzing the world around him and adjusts if needed.
During the Samurai old tapes mission, Johnny says something like, "That's why you never bring old war heroes back. They might see that everything they fought for been turned to shit/been for nothing." Not the exact quote, but the point is the same.
After the conversation with that old fan, V asks, "The guys is your biggest fan. Not happy to meet him?" And to the entire situation Johnny basically reacts that the guys is stuck in the past. The Arasaka tower has been blown to bits by Johnny, but it's still standing, so nothing changes/changed. And V insists that "been fifty years, something must've changed and still changes, we just don't see it." Johnny says that the only thing that (truly) changed is that people (a person) used to be more than a bag of meat full of implants.
When Kerry is angry (as he should be) about his manager screwing him over and wants to attack Us Cracks backstage, upon seeing the girls, Johnny says something like, "They have potential. Kerry must be an idiot if he doesn't see that." Johnny probably saw/heard them during the first V's body takeover while he was partying, plus, he probably saw the footage that Kerry showed V at the diner while they were drinking coffee, so in theory he had time to think it through. However, it also seems like Johnny saw the band for the first time ever, heard what they were saying and how they wanted to help (that they're Kerry's fans, have multimillion contracts and are touring right here and now), so he immediately adapted—take the opportunity, don't be an idiot. While Kerry is insecure and is driven by that and emotions, and he wants to make it on his own.
The entire thing with Johnny first hoping to get out of V's brain and keep on living that resolves into him taking V to Pistis Sophia and promising her that "When it comes to my life for yours, I'll agree to get wiped." He sees what V is going through, he gets real, he thinks it over, he makes a quick decision and he sticks to his word.
There's probably more I could add, but jumping to the Temperance ending: how Johnny doesn't bother telling Kerry about V (which is both a shitty and a necessary thing to do), how he only reaches out to Rogue and updates her on the situation because it's something HE needs to do for himself. When she insults him, however, he a) he's still grieving the loss of V b) he doesn't start defending himself, nor does he bother to even reply to her messages. He told her all she needed to know, the rest doesn't (or at least shouldn't) bother him. It's a post factum to Johnny: this happened. He has to live with it & it doesn't matter what anybody says about that. And while he basically says to Steve. that Kerry is good, that he's happy for him and his success, he knows he has to get out of Night City. And who knows what happens if he calls Kerry or, God forbid, meets up with him and tells him that his partner/good pal (gn) is dead and Johnny took her place? It's like poking a beehive. Like adding salt to the wound while the wound is still bleeding. Johnny doesn't need that.
So what does Johnny say when he gets on the bus? "Didn't forget a thing. Will never forget." Johnny recognizes that everything that has happened has ALREADY happened and he should leave it in the past. He even tells to V's necklace that he can't keep on living like this, he has to move on—while the time after her death has barely passed (two weeks or two months, when you lose a loved one, it barely makes any difference. It's still an open wound.) He even tells Steve that he used to miss her, but not so much now. Which I think he tries to convince himself in order to move on and "man up" (which is a problem in itself, but that's not what the post is about), or be nice to the kid without burdening him because Steve already has lots of problems with his family, but maybe Johnny truly believes (or thinks that he does) that it's OK now. Just like with that old Samurai fan, he tells to himself not be get stuck in the past (while it's still his present, but again, that's another topic). The time to grieve has ended, gotta get on.
Again, combined with Johnny's horrible childhood, his dad selling him for a pack of cigs, Johnny losing his best friend at war and being experimented on with the new cyberware that made such an awful and lasting damage on him (and the entire untreated PTSD) that, when he emerged, everyone around him noticed that he's not quite himself, it's incredible that Johnny managed to not lose his mind and sanity completely. With drugs, alcohol, depression, but he kept being functional, managed to write songs, tour and perform.
And THEN the entire thing with V happens & he still finds enough of mental strength and energy to keep fighting for this body and this life that V gifted him. Make himself worthy of this body. Make V proud.
Johnny is such an amazing character. If there wasn't anyone and anything in this game that I liked, he and his character development alone would've kept me in the fandom. He and his story are a big part of why I keep calling Cyberpunk 2077 one of my favorite games and have around 380 hours put into the game (and it's still raising).
#johnny silverhand#cyberpunk 2077#cb2077#natiswriting#natisplaying#long post#cp2077#silverv#tooke an hour to write and edit this?#okay then#If I don't write this down#I'll literally forget this observation
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Yay, yummy new character. Also slight zezevine content.
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He's still holding the damn fan even when working, how iconic.
The first panel made me laugh ngl.
But hey, at least Zeze had somewhat of a good manner in front of women. Still, lot of potential here. Those two being partners would be hilarious and also really fucking interesting.
I hope them both get more screentime because holy fuck, they are underrated af.
They looked amazing in the student council uniform btw, just wanted to point that out but alas is it a surprise that Nishi Osamu makes breathtaking designs of characters?
New. Character. YES.
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She's so cute I love her already. Her character design is compelling, the showcase of her personality is pretty cute.
Also her and Iruma's army with the kouhais? FUCK YEAH, MORE FUCKING YUMMY FLUFF DYNAMICS LET'S FUCKING GOO.
I am so damn excited to see what's next. The arc is starting pretty nice so far in my opinion! I forgot to say this but-
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My live reaction:
YES PRAISE HER M O R E.
Chima complimenting Silvia made my multishipper heart flutter. They are so adorable I swear to god. Yabashi, ( de-man guy ) is like the guy I want to see more in the story. He is so cute, seriously he went to Scary Bad Boy -> Cute Socially Awkward. It's so damn funny I can't-
Anyways besides all that, I hoped you somewhat enjoyed my rant of the recent chapters of Mairuma, I hope you have a good day or night guys, gals and non-binary pals!
#mairimashita! iruma kun#welcome to demon school iruma kun#m!ik#mairuma#iruma suzuki#mairimashita iruma kun#asmodeus alice#clara valac#silvia sabnock
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you ripped off your entire "theory" about LO being made for kids from Pyrrhic Victoria's latest video lol. Word for word, that's pretty hypocritical but then I guess that's to be expected from the person who still financially supports Webtoon and LO even though you've based your entire image off how much you supposedly hate LO
if I "ripped off" P&V then this is news to me because I've only watched each one of their videos once (they're long and they cover a SHITLOAD of topics, bruh) and it's been ages, BUT-
This honestly makes for a great segue to talk about opinion sharing in the fandom in general because ima be honest with you, there's like... only so much you can talk about in the LO crit community. Like as much as we make fun of the stans for all sharing one echo chamber of opinions, the ULO community isn't that much different in the sense of like, having the same takes and opinions about the topic we've chosen to unite on and being hyper passionate about it to the point of having the same conversations at least ONCE per week. Like it's just a webcomic about pink and blue people, a lot of takes are pretty much the exact same and that's not a BAD thing but ... both P&V and I have been in the ULO stratosphere for AGES now so ?? There's only SO MUCH to cover about LO before it all starts blurring together lmao I can't "own" an opinion, and they undoubtedly know that they can't "own" any one specific opinion either, especially within a fandom like this. C'mon now.
"LO is made for babies" or "LO is marketed to children" is also one of the way more common takes, that's like saying I'm ripping off panel redraw accounts for doing my own panel redraws. LO's been compared to other things that are commonly marketed to children like MCU films, Disney movies/shows, etc. time and time again because that's been SUPER common knowledge for YEARS now prior to any of us joining the community, regardless of "who joined first", it's literally WT's entire business model and it's pretty plainly obvious. The specific comparison I made was just one that came to me during a ramble on stream the other night and I wanted to put it to paper because that's what I do here. If that specific comparison has been made in the past already in a 3 hour video that I completely forgot/didn't realize, then great! I'm not the only one who came to this conclusion! Thanks for the validation!
None of this is with shade at P&V or even you, btw, I think it's honorable you want to stand up for them if you enjoy their stuff and I can't harp on you for that but like... this ain't it? Y'all gotta understand this community is still HELLA small as far as fandom culture goes, we all know everybody, have helped build these parts of the community together from cardboard and glue whether or not we still directly affiliate with each other, and share many of the same takes and schools of thought that stem back YEARS before even WE were in the community ourselves so it's kinda silly to try and point fingers at any one person and say "abc is ripping off xyz!" esp when the "ripping off" is just like, having the same opinion about something? A lot of both our takes also intersect with takes from other antiLO accounts and channels that pre-existed theirs and my own. It's a fandom, after all, no single person can lay claim to any specific opinion we're all coming from many of the same schools of thought with foundations that pre-exist us, it's just different people delivering their own unique spins on takes that have been heard many times before. Some of us do re-imaginings, some of us do panel edits, some of us just crack great jokes about it. We're not all pals with each other, we're not even all from the same platforms or community bubbles, but I think we're all pretty familiar with each other's content and what each one of us is about for the most part.
I know you're likely not gonna take "trust me" as a promise that I'm not ripping anyone off, but like... trust me, I'm not sitting here sifting through P&V's 15+ hour video backlog and going "huehuehue I'm gonna steal this!" because I would gain nothing from doing that and their content is ultimately just part of a bigger genre of topics and opinions that are constantly being re-assessed and re-discussed as the comic goes on, they were just the first ones to make an ongoing Youtube series about it (which is commendable in and of itself with how much content they've made around it, most other Youtubers just review it once in 20-90 minutes and call it a day).
P&V's contributions to these discussions have their own personal unique flair to them but the opinions themselves aren't all brand new revelations. Back when I still watched their videos, their alternate scenarios as to how something could be written were pretty neat because it came with their own unique experiences and viewpoints as webcomic creators which isn't something you'll find on every other account. But "LO is marketed to children and here's why" isn't exactly one of those takes because it's one we've all talked about in the community LONG before those videos even existed. And it's been talked about since before any of us were in the community, period. So... yeah, that's pretty much all I have to say on that lmao it's not that complicated, there's no "conspiracy" going on here, it's a Tumblr post about something that's already been talked about in the past by many others, my guy.
As a closing note, accusing me of being hypocritical on the basis of something you don't even have facts on like "financially supporting Webtoons and LO" is such a silly hill to die on, c'mon pal. You want me to stand here and tell you my side of it as if you're even gonna believe me? Because even if I do say "actually, I no longer even have the Webtoons app on my phone and I can't even remember the last time I paid for coins on the app because all the series I usually FP nowadays are on hiatus and I stopped FP'ing LO back at the start of S3" are you really gonna believe me? Did you even bother to read through the majority of this post? You want receipts or something? What do you want from me? I got nothing to hide, but I'm not gonna sit here and try to explain myself to someone hiding behind an anon filter who's already decided I'm a hack so idk what you want 🤣 Even if I did still FP the series, what then? There are people in this community who do still FP to keep up on content so they can keep talking about it, why is that a crime all of a sudden? Since when did this become some kind of weird "prove you're loyal" indoctrination? Or are you just mad my takes are basic?
#anon walks into an antiLO blog and goes 'you built your entire image around hating LO'#like okay welcome to red lobster ofc we serve lobster what else did you expect#welcome to social media where people show you what they want you to see#i do have a whole life outside of here y'know#y'all just don't know it exists because this is the only place where the majority of you engage with me#no shit it's gonna look like my life revolves around antiLO when that's the only menu you're being served#never mind the 2000 page webcomic series i worked on for a decade#or the day job i have that's not even related to comics at all#imagine really thinking one blog on tumblr is someone's 'whole image'#this place ain't even my whole night#lore olympus critical#anti lore olympus#antiloreolympus#lo critical#ama#ask me anything#anon ask me anything#anon ama#spicy post
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— A–Z with Hannah —
inspired by learn the alphabet with elena and a-z juliet’s quotes so u should def check them out too!!
[find hannah’s main masterlist here] | [find june’s version here] | [find izabella’s version here]
➤ A is for… *showing her dorm during the relay cam* and this is my bedroom, also known as my Isolation Station.
➤ B is for… but did you know that you can start screaming like, basically anywhere? it’s not illegal or anything.
➤ C is for… capricorns? *frowns* the only capricorn allowed in this house is qian kun.
➤ D is for… doyoung always call me ‘spoiled’ like it was some mysterious invisible witch that spoiled me and not him.
➤ E is for… every guy here thinks im overdramatic when im upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT’S being overdramatic.
➤ F is for… febreze, baby. you need to spray febreze over your awful attitude.
➤ G is for… good morning to the gals, non-binary pals and to the disappointments.
➤ H is for… how am i supposed to make big decisions when i still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter?
➤ I is for… it’s okay if you disagree with me, i can’t force you to be right.
➤ J is for… just do a face mask and move on.
➤ K is for… *kisses camera’s phone before turning off the live* kisses for you~ goodnight czennies! goodnight mr fbi man!
➤ L is for… ‘living well is the best revenge’, yeah sure, but obviously im not gonna do that, so what’s the second best? cutting their brakes.
➤ M is for… maybe i should stop flirting, i already owe like.. seven people a relationship.
➤ N is for… *looking at baekhyun* not today, satan.
➤ O is for… of course i have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since i was 12.
➤ P is for… please, imagine NOT liking me back… me… a whole beautiful, smart, hilarious, phenomenal, pretty woman… tragic.
➤ Q is for… question here: why does the grape juice doesn’t taste like grapes but instead tastes like purple? and why does the strawberry scent exists if strawberries smell like nothing?
➤ R is for… remember when ‘a series of unfortunate events’ was a book and not your life?
➤ S is for… sorry i roasted you, i was trying to flirt.
➤ T is for… that’s so sad bestie– anyways, stan shinee for a better life and clear skin!
➤ U is for… *reading a comment* ‘unnie, can you please recommend a book that made you cry?’ sure! it’s called ‘new general mathematics.’
➤ V is for… vampires are always like ‘i could kill you if i wanted’ like? yeah, so could hendery, so could a dog, so could a dedicated goose. you aren’t special, dude.
➤ W is for… why is the climate tryna change? just be yourself~ *proceeds to do a finger heart*
➤ X is for… xiaojun is talking, everyone shut up!
➤ Y is for… you made this personal when you told me you didn’t like one direction.
➤ Z is for… zookeepers concept? more like, zookeepers sub unit and that’s wayv; they own two cats, one dog and a whole wild yangyang there.
#kpop female addition#nct au#nct#kpop addition#nct addition#nct female member#nct added member#nct female oc#nct oc#nct female addition#kpop added member#nct 127 addition
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Since i have now made Camilla, afghan hound And baskerville hound's redesigns, I Said that i'll now post my headcanons for the muppets! =^///^=
And for the sake of enjoyment And creativity, i'll risk it for all my besties/Brothers And Sisters/pen pals And for some more muppet fans =^_^=
And also im still thinking about more headcanons for them, just give me time to think ^///^; And i'll post the part two either tommorow or later! =^v^=
Lets start!
Kermit the frog:
• he is 22 years old in my AU, but he acts very mature for his age
• he is pansexual And polyamourous, he is dating miss piggy And fozzie
• he likes little jingle Bells, so thats why he has some on his Boots
• Uses prounouns he/him, but some muppets call Kermit an "it", mostly Constantine
• his parents AND over 3000 siblings have been seen in some episodes, but some of his siblings dont have lines
• he plays his banjo on the top of the boarding home And sings the rainbow connection song
• he still has his iconic And polite personalities, but he sometimes gets annoyed when some insults him, but not always
• he sometimes accidentaly calls Clifford a "she", but Clifford actually doesnt mind nor does he care about any prounouns that the muppets call him
Fozzie bear:
• he is 24 years old in my AU, but he still acts goofy And silly like always
• he is queer, pansexual And polyamourous, And he is dating Kermit And miss piggy
• he doesnt only use Rubber chickens, he even uses any circus-related stuff
• he uses his water flower to spray others as a prank, oh! And he LOVES april fools Day
• he secretly likes hello Kitty and any silly cartoons, And he has an hello Kitty pin on his hat
• his jokes can SOMETIMES be funny, but theyre most of the time horrible And bad, And others always groan, roll their eyes And get annoyed by fozzie
• he likes anything thats colorful And that has rainbow colors in it
Miss Piggy:
• she is 23 years old, but he acts just the same And mature like on the muppets
• she is bisexual And polyamourous, And she is dating Kermit And fozzie
• she LOVES the 70s, 80s And even 90s women Fashion, especially if they have Pink shaded colors in it
• she has her pet Foo-Foo the dog, but she even has Gloria estefan as her pet
• she likes any bracelets And necklaces that have pearls on them, but even any kind of Crystals on them
• she is french-british in the Group, but she mostly says "moi" like always And speaks some french words in her sentences
• she practices karate, And she always tests it on one of the muppets in the boarding home, except for the children/kids
Gonzo the great:
• he is 22 years old in my AU
• he is pansexual And non-binary, And they is dating Camilla the chicken
• gonzo uses any prounouns, but most of the muppets call him by "he/him/his" but gaffer the pirate Cat calls him an "it" And by "they/them"
• they likes doing their nails, he has his nails colored in a non binary colors flag
• he even does acrobatic tricks, not only anything thats dangerous, even sometimes Circus tricks
• gonzo has an tail, with an blue fluff on the end of it, just like how Clifford now has an tail
• he isnt only interested in girl chickens, but sometimes roosters (not in an zoophilic way.)
Rowlf the dog:
• he is 29 years old in my AU
• he is bisexual, And he is dating selena the brunette haired whatnot, who is a straight Lady but she supports rowlf being bisexual
• he sometimes gives Texas vibes to other muppets
• baskerville And Afghan hounds are his most close friends in the boarding home, but he gets annoyed by baskerville And his singing
• he is pretty much interested in any classical music that have piano music in it, like Mozart
• rowlf can sometimes be pretty sarcastic in the Group, like for example when someone tells him something exciting, he says: "okay, And?" And he Chuckles, but doesnt mean it in a rude way
Pepe the King prawn:
• he is 21 years old in my AU
• he is pansexual, genderfluid and polyamourous, And he is dating Rizzo And yolanda
• he has an childhood toy named topo sticky, even tho topo sticky COULD sometimes talk in the muppets, on TMS:LITBH he doesnt talk nor move. And Pepe sometimes gets embarassed when some of the muppets see him with his childhood toy topo sticky
• his actual name is Pepino Rodrigo Serrano Gonzales, because he had two mamas And one Papa (IN MY AU.), but some of the muppets found it hard to remember his real name, so Pepe just told them to call him "Pepe". But some of the muppets call him by his real name, like Mildred huxetetter And some other pretty much older And mature muppets in the boarding home
• he likes doing ballet, but not wearing male clothes for the ballet, only female clothes for the ballets like what ballerinas wear
• he sometimes does his acts with Seymour, but not only that, he even hangs out with him
• Pepe has an short wavy red hair unlike an spiky hair
Rizzo the rat:
• he is 21 years old in my AU
• he is bisexual And polyamourous, he is dating Pepe And yolanda
• he has an colorful hair with neon rainbow colors, but his actual hair color is either Dark Brown or blonde
• they has an patch on his tail because he Got Hurt when he was Younger, he was probably bitten by a cat And he even Got stitches because that Cat nearly ate off his tail, but only the top of it
• he is even a demiboy, And he uses he/they prounouns
• he infact does have hair in here, And before in the muppets his hair was NEVER shown
• he sometimes Chuckles And laughs at pepe's ballet, but he still loves him
Yolanda the rat:
• she is 21 years old in my AU
• she is bisexual And polyamourous, And she is dating Rizzo And pepe
• she has an puffy And more longer blonde-yellow hair unlike in her original version
• she is an perfectionist for makeup And Fashion, just like miss piggy
• she had an EX-boyfriend named William the rat, but then he wasnt Hanging out with her And he secretly had another girlfriend And he was clearly cheating on yolanda. It is pretty Unknown what happend to him, but here is an picture of William on yolanda's door of her room And it has an knife on it. And in the first episode of TMS:LITBH, she told Pepe And Rizzo this (read the scenario):
Pepe: "I dont know if deadly's asleep, okay?"
Rizzo: "how do you not know if deadly's asleep!?"
Pepe: "I dunno."
Yolanda: "you two are stupider than my EX boyfriend."
Rizzo: "wait! You have an EX?"
Yolanda: "well... I had him, I had that idiot named William. Now he is in his grave."
• so yolanda probably either joked about that William's in his grave, or she either really killed him, And its based on this comic I made on second of november 2023
• she loves colorful bracelets, And she has three of them on her tail, And one on her wrist
• she likes baking muffins, cookies And small cakes
• she likes doing hairstyles, makeup, putting dresses on and any iconic And fashionable clothes, And she likes reading magazines And being with Rizzo And pepe
• she is british-american
Dr bunsen honeydew:
• he is 27 years old in my AU
• he is pansexual, And he is dating beaker
• he likes any weird And strange science And Experiments, just like the ones he makes
• bunsen actually does have eyes, And he sometimes Opens them but as if he is squinting his eyes
• he always wears safety glasses whenever he is doing one of his Experiments
• bunsen sometimes tests his new Experiments on beaker, but beaker doesnt get hurt or anything
Beaker:
• he is 28 years old in my AU
• he is bisexual And he is dating dr bunsen honeydew
• he sometimes gets nervous And scared when bunsen wants to try his Experiments on beaker, but he doesnt get Hurt nor does anything bad happen to him
• he sometimes even says: "beep!" Or "boop!" And sometimes even "hello!" And "bye-bye!"
• he likes gently petting small Animals, like kittens, bunnies, parrots... Etc
• he doesnt now wear an Scientist suit on TMS:LITBH
Thats now all my headcanons for the first two parts! I'll make the other parts tommorow =^_^=
#my arts#traditional art#the muppets#the muppets show: life in the boarding home#kermit the frog#miss piggy#fozzie bear#gonzo the great#rowlf the dog#pepe the king prawn#rizzo the rat#yolanda the rat#dr bunsen honeydew#beaker muppets#TMS:LITBH headcanons and stuff
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strawberries & cream ♡
Curtis Everett x Plus Size!Fem!Reader
Written for @buckysbirdie 's Birthday Bash Writing Challenge! So, I used @tinabelcherseroticfriendfiction 's great idea of using d6s & d20s to choose a prompt and I got:
🍨 Paper Bowl: Chris Evans characters outside of the MCU
🍦 Make Your Own (AU)
🥥 First date
🍐 Person A saves Person B’s day
🍊 Picnic
🥝 A catches B singing while doing chores/cooking/ whatever
words: ~800
warnings: a jealous (and a bit possesive) Curtis, mentions of sex (p in v, unprotected, creampie), mostly fluff but it's not a Curtis Everett fic if he doesn't mildly threaten someone 🥰 lol
a/n: Happy Bday Birdie! 🥳💖 This was super fun!! (I might do another one since this one came to me so fast lol)
a/n: unbeta'd & edited by me. moodboard by me. if you see any mistakes, no you didn't :)
18+ BLOG, MINORS DNI. IF YOU INTERACT AND YOU DON’T HAVE YOUR AGE VISIBLE ON YOUR BLOG YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. 18+ BLOG, MINORS DNI.
You decided on having a picnic for your first date together. A picnic. Curtis doesn't know if he's ever been on a picnic before.
He's nervously watching from afar, wringing his black beanie in his hands as he stands by the park entrance. You're not too far away. Curtis assumes you picked the spot so he could find you easily when he got there. He wants to run to you but he's calculating all the ways he could screw this up and it's holding him back.
You look too perfect to be real. Sitting on a blanket by the lakeside, peeling and cutting up fruit you brought in a cute wicker basket, and singing. Humming the parts of the song you forgot the words to and singing to yourself like some kind of fairy tale princess.
There's no way an angel like you agreed to go on a date with a grease monkey like him. He barely leaves the garage, he doesn't know how to date. It's a miracle he even saw you in that bar. That you gave him the time of day.
Curtis is a giant in every sense of the word, but he feels like he's light as air when you look at him, breathe near him. He makes up his mind then, that he can't leave you alone. So he's walking, no, floating towards you on a cloud he never wants to come down from.
That is until he sees another man approach you. Some asshole jogging in place in stupidly short running shorts with his shirt off is asking for your number and Curtis sees red. It's only the first date. Why is he like this? He doesn't own you, he's being ridiculous. But the man's eyes drop to the neckline of your pretty floral sundress and your ample curves contained within and Curtis doesn't care anymore if he makes a fool of himself in front of you, he can't let this happen.
"No, I'm waiting for my boyfriend actually."
Those words nearly freeze him in place. He's desperate to hear you claim him as yours over and over again.
Your voice is loud, carrying over the water on purpose so anyone nearby might know how uncomfortable you're being made to feel.
The prick's about to say something in response but he's cut off by Curtis' massive paw clamping down on his shoulder.
"The lady said no, pal. Beat it."
You light up when you hear Curtis' low, growling voice and when your eyes meet, Curtis almost forgets himself. Right, intimidating. Have to be intimidating.
"Did you hear me? I said move."
The man sputters in indignation as he's pushed off down the path by Curtis. "Hey! Get your hands off me, buddy!"
"I'm not your buddy, pal."
Curtis grinds those words through his teeth and you have to jump up and grab his arm to stop him from following after the quickly back pedalling man.
"Curtis, it's okay. I'm okay."
Your hand on his bearded cheek seems to snap him back to reality and his gaze softens on you.
"Sorry, angel. Didn't like him coming on to you like that. Can't even sit in the park without some dick for brains trying to check you out."
You laugh at his poor, jealous pout and rest your head on his chest, your arms wrapping around his thick midsection with a tight squeeze.
"My hero. I should've told him I've still got some of you leaking out of me from last night. Think that would've shut him up?"
You lift your head, biting your lower lip to hold back a smile when you feel a groan rumble through his broad chest. Sure enough Curtis has the same heated gaze pointed at you that he had at the bar last night. The last time he had that look on his face he was taking you back to his place so he could worship every inch of you and keep you so stuffed full of him you thought you might burst.
But he promised, in a sleepy half-drunk haze, that he would go on a real date with you. Anything you wanted he'd be there. And here he was, as promised, about to lay with you in the grass to eat fruit and talk and do whatever other adorable first date stuff you wanted to do.
Your heart and your pussy are having palpitations at the thought of just what this man is willing to do for you. But for now you appease the best with a chaste kiss to his lips and he settles.
Curtis takes a deep breath and sits on the laid out blanket, pulling you down with him. With your back to his chest, sitting between his legs and resting against him like he's some great oak tree, you think this might be the best first date you've ever had.
#birdiesicecreamshop#curtis everett fic#curtis everett x you#curtis everett x reader#curtis everett x y/n#curtis everett smut#curtis everett x plus size!reader#curtis everett x female reader#curtis everett x fem!reader#curtis everett x plus size reader#chris evans fic#plus size fic#first date fic#picnic date fic#my fics
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The opinions that literally no one asked for
Alright so yesterday I finished Fate: The Winx Saga and here are all my thoughts.
Disclaimer: These are just my opinions, so it's okay if you don't agree w me.
First off, STELLATRIX.
Can't get them off my mind and I'm a 100% sure Beatrix is gonna come back so it's fine. I absolutely love their dynamic and honestly, I've spent all the eps just waiting for their scenes and I am not ashamed of it. Btw, Stella should've been a lesbian, but it's fine. As long as she's sapphic I don't really care.
Also, I'm pretty sure theyre gonna be canon. Like, all their relationship is so queercoded, with parallels w other ships and everything??? No way they're just gal pals. I refuse. So yeah, in other words, I am clowning hard, which is not surprising cause all I ever do in life is clown over sapphic non-canon ships apparently. (I have a long history abt that)
Musa
Musa, girl, what have they done to you? I didn't hate the haircut as much as I thought I would (even tho its not great) but the clothes???? Hello????? It was hard to watch.
Also, I was kind of surprised w the fact that I liked her "transition" from mind fairy to Specialist, so I'm pretty pleased with her storyline. I will say this: I wish she were sapphic. Not bc of anything specific, but I do remember having a moment where I shipped her w Stella, cause I made a whole fanfic in my head abt them, so yeah.
Also, riven and musa????? Look, I don't normally like m/f ships (specially if they're not in a sitcom). Like, I don't hate them, but they don't give me the buzz, yk. Most times I'm just neutral about them, but I gotta say, man, that Riven and Musa... God, I loved their scenes. I found their dynamic so interesting and the chemistry. THE CHEMISTRY. The slowburn is gonna burn so good.
Terra + Flora
V happy with the fact that Terra is a lesbian cause we need more lgbtq+ people in this show (and in life in general). I will say her storyline w the specialist girl is a bit odd cause they don't really focus much on her (which they obvs should've done that) and isn't she dating someone else when they have their first kiss???? A bit confused abt that.
Other than that, I liked her storyline, and even tho her coming out isn't the best one Ive ever seen, I was pretty pleased. Especially the moment where she tells the whole group and she wants to dismiss it w the rug or smth (I forgot lol) and Stella comes in and hugs her???? Melts my heart.
Moving on, I didn't know how I was gonna feel abt Flora?? And I still don't know lol. I will say that the actress did a good job, but I think they should've added more bonding scenes between Flora and the other girls cause it just didn't feel like they were best friends just like the rest of the group? But maybe it's just me. Still, I don't know how I feel about Flora yet. Like, Im pretty sure I like her, but I think it's more about what she represents, (which is the cartoon character) than what she actually is. I definitely need to see more of her.
Also, the relationship w Terra,, it made sense but also it was too predictable. Like, its not bad but I did find it a tad basic and I wish they made it a bit differently. Like, I know it's hard to innovate but idk, maybe add a little something that makes them stand out? But again, maybe that's just me.
Aisha
Idk what to say abt her tbh, I just like her lol. I will say that it didn't make a lot of sense the way she reacted when she first met Grey (I think that's his name but in case its not, I'm talking abt the guy lol). Like, bro, the lake is not yours, chill. So it was a bit hard for me to get into the relationship but eventually I kinda did, so yeah. V sad that the first boyfriend she has, turns out to be a blood witch. The bestie cannot catch a break lol.
I will say that, (a bit of constructive criticism here) I find Aisha as a character a bit flat. And not only her, I think that in general all the characters except maybe Beatrix and even Riven(?) seem pretty shallow to me. Or maybe like, not shallow but as if they haven't still found their own spark? Idk if this makes sense but I feel like most characters fall into these cliches and tropes, which is totally fine, cause nowadays literally everyone needs to fall into one of these, like it's literally unavoidable. But baby, you need to add a bit of their own spark to make them stand out. To make them memorable, yk? So yeah, I wish they stopped and tried to work on the characters a bit more. Like, Stella, Musa and even Terra are not as bad (even tho imo they a bit of work from the writers wouldn't hurt cause Im pretty sure the actresses make more than half of the work in this aspect) but Aisha, Flora, Sky and especially Bloom... It's bad yall. It's very bad (Will explain the Bloom thing later, don't hate me just yet)
BTW: I say all of this out of all the love in my heart, cause I believe in all the characters and I see the potential, and what they could become. And I hate the fact that I can see it and they're just wasting it so yeah. Don't hate me besties <333
Bloom + Sky
I'm sorry but Bloom is the most basic female main character from a sci-fi tv show you can ever have. Like, bro, just put a little more effort into creating her, please. Like, I'm begging. Maybe it's just me, but the bestie is missing personality (not dragging the actress, just the writers and how they did it), cause yeah, its fine if she wants to sacrifice herself all the time, or if she wants to do everything alone cause she's special n stuff but it's like her whole personality is revolving around her having the Dragon Flame. Which yeah, it is important and it is a v important part of her life but dude. Dont make her one-dimensional.
This also happens w Sky btw. And ofc when you put a bland character w another bland character everything gets... well. Not great. But I won't get into their relationship bc honestly, I do not care. Like I said before, m/f relationships don't give me the buzz so yeah.
To wrap it up...
I did like the second season. I would like to say I liked it more than the first one but I barely remember anything of it, so yeah, lol (Im a horrible fan, I know). I will say that idk what it is, that's making me continue the show, cause I normally only consume sapphic/lgbt media, but here we are. And I did want to leave it a few times cause the heavy straight content is so strong, but Im glad I continued it. And I hope they get renewed for a third season cause I really believe that it has potential and yeah, that's all for now ig. Maybe I'll do another post talking abt other stuff, like plotwise or smth. We'll see. But it'll def be shorter than this cause holy shit, this is long for a person who "isn't v into the show anyways" (that's me lying to myself btw lol)
N e ways idk whos gonna read this, but on the off chance someone has read through all my bullshit and is reading these last sentences, woah, I'm impressed. I cannot believe you've stuck around to know all the thoughts of a random stranger on the internet abt a show abt fairies lol.
N e ways, I love you and have a good day <3333
Kindly,
The random stranger on the internet.
#fate the winx saga#stella#beatrix#stellatrix#fate spoilers#bloom#musa#flora#terra#sky#riven#musa x riven#stella x beatrix#aisha#just adding tags as i think of them lol
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It's that time of the year again, huh?
Hello everyone! Here is TopHat_Cy with probably the last Tumblr post of this year. Since 2023 is coming to a close, I'll just put down a little summary of the experiences I had this year. Let's get started ^v^ ✨💗!
⚠️CW/TW since there may possibly be some ranting and/or venting at some points⚠️
To be honest here, 2023 was pretty rough, and I'm not talking about that I had the baccalaureate in June, oh no. I was honestly waiting for that time so I can just do myself after that, right after I supported 4 years in that hellpit people called it high-school (or pedagogic college...whatever 🙄), just to get like over 3 months later on a worse hellpit called college, where all my personal issues has awakened...and felt horrible and lonelier like I've never been.
Despite being in overall horrible, high-school was great because mostly because I wasn't feeling the loneliness and self misery I feel now. Now that I'm at college I get almost hit daily by the fact that 1) I'm lonely and I'll always remain lonely (since who tf wants a little antisocial freak who literally draws all day lmao??) 2) I'm worthless, mostly because my French skills (at least) suck, and a good amount of my marks suck as well in comparison with other students (and honestly I wouldn't be bothered that much about this fact if it wasn't for my mom who haves the great habit to remind me by times to make sure I take big marks only to get the scholarship, hahahaha shut up bitch), which guess what, it makes me feel ✨horrible✨, and 3) Your life is a pure lie. This is sooooooooooo great isn't it :D ??!
*sigh*
I realized within my current college experience that I'm lonely not only in society, but with my own mom. I realized I'm even more of a worst daughter than I ever thought...I realized that I'm getting more horrible as the time goes by, or at least this is how I feel. I feel like losing myself slowly, becoming into nothing but a setinent shell of the former self. With those realizations, I'm getting hit in the face once again by the most saddest fact that I've encountered so far in my life but I always tend to forget it to make myself feel better (but you know how life is...it needs to offer you some lemons in the eyes 👁️👁️)...
...the fact that my life is nothing but a pure LIE.
But hey! Can we look into the bright side of what this year offered for some hot minutes?? It's not all black and misery! I had part of wonderful and fun times with my boyfriend (we did Whiteboards and rambled about our silly stuff like two neurodivergents that we are 😁✨), I had part of several fanart moments from people, I had Art Fight (yeaaaaah, our old pal Art Fight, which kinda started to become a pain in the ass every year when I have to bring my REFs up to date for this event...mmmmmmm 😊/pure af hot sarcasm, but honestly here, do I really care :D ???), I even joined my first Original Characters Tournament, Ressurection, in which I met wonderful people which appreciate my skills and also willing to help and support. And most importantly, I had YOU! All of you! If it wasn't for you guys, I definitely wouldn't been here, sharing this thoughts with YOU. And I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart, once again ❤️!
As a mini conclusion to all of this speech, I'll admit that this year was still decent so far, with all it's ups and downs, along with the fact that I'm returning myself at being genderfluid (hence the Pic at the very beginning of the post lmao :')) )
The latest events from this year at least made me think that being feminine related makes me feel worthless about myself, and I don't want to feel like that anymore. I want to be strong at its full and I want to feel and be free with who I am. I'm not the most social person, yes. I'm far off from being a great daughter, yes of course, and I'm definitely far from being the best person out alive, or at least a great one. But at least I want to do something about it, so I can have the right to say that I tried my best for real.
So, that's it. I'm genderfluid. I go by he/they/cee from now on (although cee/ceer pronouns are most likely optional, like if you want to use them, go ahead, although I'll still be ok if you used the he/they ones, just don't refer to me with she/her or any fem aligned pronouns).
🌙⭐Plans for 2024⭐🌙
(aka my favorite part from this post so far 🤓)
Just like everyone else, I have prepared some future plans for the next year and which I'd like to share with you. Here they are!
I want to make EITHER an OCT or a world-building RP server somewhere around February-March or later (I would've done it sooner, but I have to prepare for the exam session in January). The OCT thing may take a while though since I want it to be good, so this plan might get extended for 2025 as well. As for the world-building RP thing, with some effort, it could be done next year.
Returning on developing some miscellaneous projects - those being Insanity AU and a somewhat game-like concept that my boyfriend made plans about it in this year and which I'd like to develop on. Insanity AU is a thing that I've made with dustyisegg back in 2022 but discontinued it for 9 months due to [DATA EXPUNGED] and resumed it's development, by remaking the characters and their plot entirely. (Dusty if you see this tell me if you still want to work on this, yeah yeah I'm a huge procrastinator lawl 👾✨)
JToH, JToH, JToH projects - my dear and beloved JToH...(I've been in this Fandom for almost 3 years...more than I've been in the Doll Eye one, can you believe that?). Most of those projects will consist on simply designing new towerhumans, respectively redesigning the old ones. Along with that I have a comic project which I will start making it's script soon enough, other side projects that I have in my mind...and JToHVerse, which I don't know when it's that going to be started (earliest date will apparently be around 2025, but let's see how the comic project goes 🤷🏻♀️)
Putting some content in Toyhouse - a thing that I should worry about eventually ;v;
GET YOUR ARTFIGHT SPIRIT BACK PSYCHE 😩!!!
The last but not the least...To start developing at least one of my original storylines FOR FUCK'S SAKE 😂😂😂!!!!!! I've been waiting for this for years already hajshshdvbssb :')) I'm not sure which of them is going to come out tho. Definitely not PK though, that one will most likely get an extend to next year.
So...I guess that's it??
I'm going to assure you with two things before I finish. First of them is that, again I think, I'm fine. I'm not upset or anything. I had hard times like everyone else (maybe) this year and I had to left it out somehow. But in rest everything is alright, so don't worry about me. I will keep existing for you and for what I love ^v^.
The second thing that I will say is about this blog. Starting with January 1st, I do not allow anyone below the age of 15 to interact. I have an age now, and at this point I want to entertain people, not to babysit them. So don't get upset if you possibly get blocked, that would be one of the reasons (I hope to remember to unblock you after you get the age hhgjgjfjf 😅)
That's it guys! If you read til here, thank you very much for the attention and time spent on reading this. Hope everyone haves a wonderful 2024 and nice days! See ya around 💗💗💗!
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Finding Jade - Chapter 6, Finding Jade
Summary: Jade dreams of Bucky after he fell from the train. During the day everyone relaxes in various ways. Bucky and Jade search for gemstones in the nearby wash. The day ends with a bonfire and singing.
Length: 4K
Characters: Bucky, Jade, Ben, Peter, Sam
Warnings: 18+ only, sexual content (p in v), accepting death, cursing.
Author notes: After a disturbing dream the rest of the day was pretty normal for the Avengers.
<<Chapter 5
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It's so cold. The fall should have killed him but somehow he's still alive. His left arm hurts so much and he tries to lift it but it won't move. Painfully he turns his head to his side and sees a bloody mess where his arm used to be.
"No, no, no...," he whispers. "My arm, I've lost my arm."
He takes stock of where he is now, at the bottom of a chasm between the mountains. How did he get here? His arm hurts again and he screams at the pain. He fell, that's right, he fell from the train. Steve tried to reach him but he fell before they could touch hands.
"Steve...Steve...I'm sorry pal. This is the end of the line for me."
He looks to the other side and sees he's on a ridge. There is a sound of water past the ridge. If he can just get there he can end it. End the pain. End the certainty of freezing to death. He's tries to move but all he feels is pain. He's broken, too broken to end things on his terms.
"FUCK!" he screams, over and over again.
A few minutes later he is calmer, more accepting of how he will die, the slow descent into darkness. He thinks of his parents and his sister. He thinks of all the women he slept with starting at the beginning. He was 17, she was 19 and fast. Cora thought he was pretty and he took advantage of it. But she taught him a lot so that the next one, a few months later, Jean was her name... she was so pretty and willing, he made her come first and discovered women liked that, made them feel he was taking care of them. He was sleepy and it was hard to remember the next one. Beatrice, that was it. Catholic, had gone to school in a convent. She was wild for him. They almost got caught by her dad as he fucked her in her parent's garage, in the back seat of her dad's car. He wasn't cold anymore, in fact he felt warm and using his right hand he slowly, painfully unbuttoned his jacket. The effort exhausted him and he forgot where he was in remembering all the women. It didn't matter, there were so many and they all mixed together into one image. A strange but compelling face, blonde, almost white hair. Who was she? He didn't remember her. He would have....
"Jade," Bucky whispered, stroking her hair. "Sweetheart, you're dreaming. Wake up."
She opened her eyes, confused at first that she wasn't on the snowy ridge anymore. Raising her left hand she was surprised to see her arm was still there. Bucky stroked her hair again and she realized she had been in his memories, the ones she had stored during their mental connection. She touched his face and he kissed her gently, asked if she was okay.
"I'm alright," she said. "Bad dream but I'm back here with you now. Can you hold me until I fall asleep again?"
She nestled her head into his arms and he pulled her body closer to him. His hand found its way to her hair, her soft silky hair that he couldn't touch enough. Making her feel safe was good, good for him as well. It calmed him and made him feel needed.
Now I look into your eyes
I can see forever
The search is over
You were with me all the while
The Search is Over by Survivor
The word was out about the gemstone finds on the brief search of the wash where the rain had stirred up the old waterway. A few days after finishing building up the roadway almost everyone wanted to try their hand at finding a treasure in the flotsam left behind in the wash. Both Jade and Ma instructed people on what to look for. The best moment was when Ma found gold, a small scattering in a pocket gouged out by the rain. The metal, being heavy, stayed at the bottom of the pocket in little flakes that most people would overlook. But Ma had noticed a glint and investigated further, finding the little bonanza. There wasn't a lot, but it was enough to melt into a tiny rough bar that could go a long way on the next provision trip. There were even some pieces of driftwood that must have floated on top of the water flow for miles to reach them. Ma had the guys drag them back to the Bunker, said they could be used for carving, burning in a bonfire or leaving as is for a rustic but meaningful piece of natural art.
Jade took Bucky out to a section where no one else was looking and they stopped to kiss and caress each other before searching. He watched her intently as she kept her eyes down to the ground looking for good candidates.
"Where did you learn all of this?" he asked.
"From Ma," she said. "I was homeschooled because Ma thought the authorities would come after me. She has her nursing degree so she isn't unschooled herself. We used a home schooling organization for most of it. Ma threw out the religious stuff saying I had already had enough of that. We went to the Library, she bought books. Taught herself jewelry making by using YouTube, then taught me. We've done the same with Ben."
"It's really hit a chord with everyone," he said. "This wash is full of gemstones and we didn't know how valuable they were. It took you to show us."
"Fossil!" she exclaimed, running to the side of the wash.
There were bones sticking out and she dropped to her knees to dig out more of it. Bucky kneeled down with her to uncover it but they soon realized it was bigger than they thought. Digging into his pocket Bucky pulled out a small GPS unit.
"We use these in case we get lost," he said. "The Bunker coordinates are loaded in as home base. If we get lost we just use this and hike back to the right coordinates. I can save the location of these bones so that when things get back to normal we can let a university know for their palaeontology department."
"Good thinking," she said. "Oh look, a piece of jade."
She dug her finger into the soil below the fossil and pried up a small piece of jade. The top of it had been scoured by the action of the flood waters. She held it up.
"It's the same colour as your eyes," he said, smiling. "May I have it? I have an idea for a project I can use it in."
"A project?" she laughed. "Anything I should know about?"
"I'm an open book," he replied. "You know you could always look and find out."
She kissed him. "No, I'll only go in if you allow me," she answered.
He pulled her close and kissed her passionately, both of them on their knees in the soft sandy dirt of the wash. His hand was in her soft hair and he caressed her head through it as they kissed sensuously. When they finished he kept his face near hers, feeling her breath on his face.
"I can't get enough of you," he said softly. "You mean everything to me."
"You know that I saw this before," she replied. "I saw us kissing, making love and I wanted to show you all of it but you weren't ready."
"I'm ready for a lot more," he said, kissing her again.
He pressed himself into her and she felt his arousal. "Later," she whispered and pulled away to stand up.
He stayed on his knees a moment longer before reluctantly standing with her. She was already bending over peering around the ground. He fingered the jade in his hand before putting it in the small coin pocket in his jeans. He could start making the ring now.
As they got closer to the Bunker they could hear Buddy barking excitedly. A piece of wood flew through the air and the dog came flying near them to catch it before it hit the ground. It landed near some quartz and Jade went down on her knees to use her fingers to dig it out. Bucky kneeled down to help and they discovered it was a huge piece, only the tip of it showing above the ground.
"Hold on," he said. "I've got something that will pry it up."
Running to the workshop he came back with a pick axe and a shovel. Jade moved back as he hit the dirt all around the quartz with the pick axe. In all the directions it hit more rock. Using the shovel he tested the ground to see how far away he had to go before he hit normal ground. It was over ten feet wide.
"This is a quartz vein," said Jade. "There's a good chance there's gold in it. It might be in powder form though. We can only extract it by crushing the quartz and putting the powder in a pan with water, swishing it around and watch for the gold to sink. Hit it with the pick axe and see if you can chip a piece off."
She stepped back and Bucky took a swing at the quartz. He knocked off a piece and Jade took a close look at it but couldn't tell for sure.
"Ma has more experience with gold prospecting," she said. "You should mark this location so we can come back to it."
Buddy came flying back at a stick thrown in their way and they heard Peter and Ben laughing. They both shook their heads at the unlikely friendship between 20 year old Peter and 10 year old Ben. The next time the stick came out to them Bucky picked it up and threw it back at the boys, hitting Peter on the thigh.
"Ow, Bucky!" he yelled.
"You've almost hit us a few times, kid!" he yelled back. "Throw it somewhere else."
"Good arm," said Jade, as they walked slowly in. "Were you always this good or is it a super soldier thing?"
"A bit of both," he said. "Pitcher in baseball, quarterback in football. The serum enhances the abilities. Don't know how Steve got so good at it, he was literally the 98 pound weakling. He was always picking fights though. Didn't like bullies. Neither do I."
"We thought of putting Ben in regular school but he marches to the beat of his own drum," said Jade. "I worry that he has doesn't have any peer friendships. Even Peter is too old for him, really."
"Peter's been where Ben is," said Bucky, tossing the quartz chunk up in the air as he walked. "Smart at a young age, socially awkward. He was 14 when he first kicked my ass. Then he was lost in the Snap. So was I, Sam, and Wanda."
They walked without talking for a few more minutes, eyes lowered to the ground searching for gemstones.
"You used the time travel machine that they used to get the stones to go back for Steve," said Jade. "You weren't even sure it would work."
"Bruce and I took the quinjet to what used to be the Avengers compound in upstate New York," he said. "We left the machine in storage there after Steve returned to the past. It was risky, because there was a lake nearby and you know how the Others are about water. We gambled there were still Pym particles in storage with it and there were. I went back with an extra suit and enough particles for Steve and Peggy to come back with me. We thought of going back for Tony, Vision and Natasha but their timelines ended and couldn't start up again in the future."
He stopped and looked at her squinting up at him in the bright sunlight. Never had he dated a woman who looked like her. Most of the blondes he had known were bottle blondes, but hers was the real thing.
"What?" she asked. "Do I remind you of someone?"
"No," he replied. "Most blondes I knew were bottle blondes. Your hair is natural and so much more beautiful. Were your parents this blonde?"
"I think my dad was," she said. "I have no memory of what my mother looked like. Ben looks more like his dad. Do you want kids?"
"Someday," he admitted. "I was pretty wild, chased a lot of girls, but I always thought I would end up with a nice wife and family after the war. HYDRA took care of that. I, um... never mind."
He started walking again, holding the shovel and pick axe in one hand, and Jade smiled. He had broadcast his mind pretty openly in that little pause and she knew he was going to ask if she would have another. She jogged a little to catch up with him and put her arm around his waist. He smiled and put his free arm around her shoulder. They kept walking, stopping once in a while to pick up an interesting looking rock. The time they spent together was pretty tame by entertainment standards but they were both content and happy to be in each other's company.
"Have you learned to ride yet?" she asked. "I've been out a few times and I like it. When Clint goes home I'm going to take over looking after the horses. Maria has been helping as well."
"I've been out a couple of times," he admitted. "It wasn't pretty. I am a city boy after all, Brooklyn. A motorcycle is more my taste. I rode one sometimes when I was the Soldier and I remember feeling free on it."
He heard his name being called and he saw Ma waving to him. Jade either didn't hear or was ignoring her mother. Looking at his watch he realized he was a few minutes late for an appointment with Ma to teach him how to make jewelry.
"I just remembered I have a meeting," he said. "Can I catch you later, before supper?"
She nodded and he bent over, kissing her sweetly. He took the quartz from her and took it with him. Ma thought messaged him that Jade was watching so he went inside the Bunker instead and met Ma in the workshop by going through the interior door. Jade turned away and headed for Peter and Ben instead. They asked if she wanted a bonfire with some of the driftwood, in the interior courtyard.
"I'm pretty sure we have the fixings for s'mores," said Ben. "We would ask but us being kids Steve might say no."
"Let's go see if we have the fixings first," said Jade.
She went inside with the boys and sure enough there were marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate chips. Next they had to find Steve and they brought it up to him. He actually liked the idea but when Jade said she wanted to look in the workshop for something to use for toasting forks he said he was headed there and would look himself if the boys and her would bring the wood around. Peter was breaking the wood apart with his hands thoroughly impressing Ben. Steve met them out there about ten minutes later with coat hangers twisted into toasting forks. The plan was made to start the bonfire just after sunset at 7 pm.
After such a beautiful day supper was just as good with everyone in the common room laughing, joking and eating. It was Sam and Maria's turn to cook and Sam had made jambalaya. He made two pots of it, one spicy and one not so spicy. Jade had never had it before so she had the not so spicy. Bucky, eating the spicy version, rolled his eyes after the first spoonful.
"Sam," he yelled. "God, I've missed your cooking. No one makes jambalaya like you."
"Thanks man," said Sam, genuinely pleased. "It's been a while, hasn't it?"
"Too long," said Bucky, standing up and coming to him. "I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry."
Sam looked at him for a moment, then nodded. "So am I, brother," he said. "I've missed you. It's all in the past, agreed?"
Bucky nodded and the two men became friends again, giving each other a pound hug. Steve looked at Jade and smiled, nodding his head. Bucky sat back down next to Jade and she nudged him on the shoulder with her head. For dessert Maria had made banana chocolate cake using the overripe bananas no one had wanted to eat. Again people were giving multiple thanks for it. By the time everyone else cleaned up the fire outside was started, the s'mores fixings brought out and an assortment of benches from the workout room were assembled around the fire. Jade got a little chilled despite the fire and Bucky ran into their room bringing out his jean jacket and placing it around her shoulders. It was much too big for her but she rolled up the sleeves and said it was hers now. Ma told a ghost story. Peter and Ben talked people into playing charades. Clint was cajoled into singing after Jade said she heard him sing to the horses. He said he would only do it if she sang as well. They sang Friends in Low Places and got everyone clapping in time to it. Bucky mentioned Steve could sing, being in the church choir.
"That was supposed to help my asthma and it was before my voice changed, Bucky," said Steve. "I only know stuff from the 40s like you. Wait, I've got it, I have a good one."
He started belting out Singing in the Rain and everyone joined in. For the next two hours they sang, ate s'mores, joked and laughed. It turned out to be one of the most enjoyable evenings the Avengers had ever had as a group in the Bunker. Even Bruce stayed for the entire time sitting beside Ma. When the fire died down to embers the men brought buckets of dirt and sand to put out the fire. Bucky put his arm around Jade and Ben, herding them home.
"I heard you and Peter thought of this," said Bucky to Ben. "Nicely done, it was a lot of fun."
"Thanks, Bucky," he replied. "It was such a nice day and we both thought it would be a nice way to end it. Um, if you two want to have noisy sex Peter said I could sleep on his couch. I don't mind, really."
Bucky shook his head feeling affection for the boy. Ben was the most direct kid he had ever met. His honesty shone through.
"Sure Ben," he said. "That's very thoughtful of you."
"Take your toothbrush," said Jade, smiling, as he ran in to get a change of clothes. "How thoughtful, really, that's your take on it?"
"What else do you say to a ten year old who knows you're having sex with his mom?" asked Bucky. "We are having noisy sex, aren't we?"
"His birthday is next week," she suddenly said. "I don't have anything to give him."
"I've got you covered," said Bucky. "Ma alerted me and we've been making him something from all of us."
"Tell me what you did," she demanded.
"Nope," he said. "It's going to be a surprise."
She squeezed his waist. When they got inside the room they could smell woodsmoke so Bucky pulled Jade into the shower with him.
"We have ten minutes of water," he said, "before it automatically shuts off. As much as I would love to make love in here I don't relish the thought of being covered in soap when the water stops."
Quickly they soaped each other down and rinsed off then enjoyed kissing and caressing under the water until it shut off suddenly. Jade wrapped her hair up in a towel then another around herself while Bucky did the same. Picking her up he carried her to the bed and got on it beside her.
"We smell so much better now," he said, kissing her neck and playfully pulling at her towel.
Putting his hand into her hair the head towel came off and he suddenly kissed her deeply and sensuously. This time he undid her towel and pulled it away from her body then pushed her down below him. Laying on top of her he stroked her hair while kissing her softly.
"This was one of the best days of my life," he said softly. "Because you were there with me for most of it."
He kissed her deeply again and she drew him in closer with her arms. "You're overdressed," she whispered, tugging at his towel.
Smiling, he reached under himself and pulled it off. "That better?" he asked.
She nodded and caressed his bottom, then ran her hands up his back. He raised himself so he was on all fours then kissed her body starting at her breasts and working his way down. When he got to her pubic area he slowed down nuzzling her lower abdomen and the top of her thighs before gently opening her and licking inside. Her back arched immediately and she gave a short sigh as he found the parts of her that aroused her. As she ran her hands through his hair she raised her hips into him and he went down harder on her, making her body twitch. He started to caress and squeeze her thighs before pressing down on them and trapping them under his arms.
"James," she panted. "I love your tongue."
"I love yours, baby," he purred, as he sucked lightly on her clitoris and she gasped. "Do you want to come now or when I'm in you?"
"Both," she whispered, as she squirmed under him.
Smiling he increased his pace on her and had her straining to come as he held her legs down. When she suddenly tensed and cried out he released her legs and gently squeezed them to move the blood through them. Wiping his face with the towel he laid between her legs nuzzling her breasts then moving up to her neck.
"Well, I'm half done," he whispered in her ear.
"Mmmm," she hummed. "I should have said yes that first night. Your tongue...."
As he stroked himself to become hard again she leaned over and gently licked him before taking him into her mouth. He caressed her silky soft hair as she brought him to the edge before stopping and holding the tip of him.
"Why are you stopping?" he gasped.
"Just wait a little and let the sensation lessen," she said softly. "Then it will be more intense when you're in me."
They kissed and caressed until Bucky entered her again. Quickly the intensity increased for both of them and when they came together they cried out loud at the intensity of it. Bucky laid in Jade for some time, kissing her face and neck still recovering from the emotion it had ignited in him.
"My beautiful Jade," he whispered emotionally, "I would die for you. If it ever came to that I would lay my life down to save yours."
"Shh, babe," she soothed him. "Just stay in me, stay with me. I love you being in me, being part of me."
Eventually he pulled out and lay his head in her arms, just as he had envisioned that day in the workout room. He never wanted to be anywhere else other than with her. When he finished the ring he would ask her, and he would commit his life to her, his gem, his Jade.
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Nathan Bateman x F!Reader • Rating: 18+ pals Masterlist• ao3• want to be tagged? | request info
Summary: “You’ve heard of a good night orgasm, right? Well, this is a get well one.” Nathan's sick and has a pretty strange idea for a cure.
A/N: Nathan brainrot so big atm guys. Nathan and Reader are already in a relationship.
Warnings: oral sex (f receiving), p in v sex, banging when someone's ill, swearing, typos, overuse of italics, please let me know if I've missed a warning.
Word Count: 2870
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Nathan was surprisingly good when you were ill. Attentive, caring, considerate.
You’d asked him about it once, his offhand reply being a mumbled: “If there’s a bug in a system, you fix it, you don’t just wait and hope it’ll sort itself out.”
When Nathan was sick however, it was a completely different story.
He was absolutely god fucking awful to deal with.
Grumpiness up to eleven. Snapping at everything and refusing to slow down or take a break. Working himself to the point of exhaustion and then further still.
It was idiotic. But it was Nathan.
So when you walked into the living room to see him on the sofa, curled up and looking washed out it was a bit unexpected.
He definitely wasn’t hung over, hung over Nathan was a sight to behold. Constantly trying new concoctions and cures that you were sure wouldn’t have been out of place in a history book about medieval torture.
You paused, a little frown forming on your forehead. Uncertain at first if he was sleeping or not, and whether to disturb him.
He seemingly made the decision for you. “Baby?” He flopped his hand onto the back of the sofa, vaguely in your direction, and groped around a little, his eyes still closed.
He sounded weak, drawn in, and sorry for himself. Very unlike the Nathan you were used to.
You moved to him quickly, taking his hand and squeezing before leaning down and placing your cool hand on his feverish forehead.
He let out a little sigh of contentment.
“You’re sick.” You muttered, kissing his temple.
“No.” He grumbled. There he was, there was your Nathan. He kept his eyes closed.
“Uh huh.”
“Uh uh.” He tugged on your hand lightly, moving it closer to his chest. “Not sick.”
“What’s wrong then?”
“Bateria, or viruses. Invading my bloodstream.”
“So… sickness then?”
He cracked open his eyes to give you a look. “Come lay down with me?”
The puppy dog expression nearly got you, Nathan was very good at sweetness when he wanted something.
“So you can get me sick?” You chuckled.
“Yes.” He pouted.
“Are you admitting you’re unwell?”
“Just lay down with me.” He grumbled, his usual sarcasm didn’t quite have the same bite when he looked as if he might nod off at any moment.
“Okay.” You pretended that it was a huge effort on your part, moving to sit. But Nathan shifted quickly, a little too quickly, as small multi-colored spots danced in front of his eyes. And urged you into laying down flat on your back, your head against the armrest, before snuggling up to you.
He laid his head on your chest and breathed out deeply, closing his eyes once more.
You put your arm around him, just nudging him a little closer and he let out a little murmur of comfort.
He nodded off almost immediately, breathing softly against you.
With the sudden technical skill of a surgeon, you managed to fish your phone out of your pocket without disturbing him and spent the better part of 40 minutes browsing mindlessly.
Nathan shifted, groaning a little as he moved. He stayed quiet for a few seconds and you thought he had fallen back asleep before he sighed again and looked up at you. Blinking his eyes heavily.
“What time is it?”
“Nearly 12:30.”
“Ugh.” He rolled his eyes and buried his face back into your chest. “I feel like shit.” His breath was hot.
“You look like shit too.”
“Thanks.”
You rubbed his back and smiled. “Can I get you anything?”
“No.” His voice was still muffled from where he was pressed against you. “A new body maybe.”
You leant a little closer and whispered conspiratorially. “That can be arranged.”
Nathan sniggered into you and stretched, flopping his left leg over both of yours.
The press of his hard cock against you made you pause.
You said nothing for a moment, just waiting until he slowly started to grind against your leg. A subtle action, seemingly trying to be sneaky about it.
“Nathan.”
“Hmm?” He said, keeping his head tucked into your chest.
You put your phone down. “What are you doing?” You said in a sing-song voice.
“... Nothing.”
You pressed your leg against his crotch and he moaned loudly, his fingers digging into your skin.
“Sure, sounds like nothing.” You tease.
He groaned and looked up at you, a small pout on his lips. “It’s not my fault.”
“Isn’t it?”
He grumbled quietly, shifting again in a pretense moving so that he could prop himself up on his elbow. But really using it as an excuse to grind up against you again.
“No,” he sulked, his cheeks a little flush. “It’s not. Can’t help it.”
“Can’t you?” You teased, unable to stop smiling.
“No, not when you’re all close and, ugh,” he groaned, burying his head between your breasts and pushing them up against his face, “these are right here.”
You laughed loudly. “Am I that distracting?”
He nodded. “Very.”
You chuckled again. “Sorry.”
“I was dreaming about you.”
“Yeah?”
“Hmm.”
“Good dream?”
He moaned softly and shifted again, settling fully on top of you and weakly rubbing his dick against your thighs. “Yeah.”
You grinned. “I’m not fucking you while you’re sick Nathan.”
He let out a low groan of frustration. “I’m not sick.”
“Yes you are.”
“Finnneee, I’m sick, but fucking you would cure me, I’m sure of it.”
You can’t stop giggling at the weak lamenting tone he’d quickly adopted.
He grinned, chuckling before he quickly schooled his face back into a pout and puppy dog eyes. “Pretty please?”
You laughed harder.
“Don’t you love me?” He batted his eyes at you.
The fit of giggles wouldn’t stop.
“Come on,” he sat up a little, leaning closer so that his face was near yours. “You’ve heard of a good night orgasm, right? Well, this is a get well one.”
“A get well orgasm?”
“Yeah, you know? Releases endorphins, makes your white blood cells work faster, kills bacteria…” He gave you a lopsided grin. “I’m convincing you, aren’t I?”
“I’m glad you’re not a biologist.”
He purposefully poked out his bottom lip. “Please? I’m sick.”
“Nathan.” You grinned, enjoying his little display far more than you would ever let on.
“You’re meant to take care of me.”
“And, why is that?” You lean closer to his face, nearly brushing your lips against his and moving back slightly when he tried to close the gap.
He groaned a little, wiggling his hips between your legs and you let him. “Because you’re kind, because you love me.”
“I don’t know about that.” You teased.
“Because you love me.” He repeated, giving you a little glare. “Because it’ll help, and…” he sighed, purposely dropping his shoulders and failing his arms a little.
This was too good. Far too good. Something about his slightly forlorn brattiness was just so endearing. “And?”
“And I’m really fucking horny okay? Like so horny, like just let me rub against you and I’ll cum in my pants and take some medicine and go to sleep, I promise.”
You bite your lips together and smile. “You’d actually take some medicine?”
He nodded. Nathan not shutting down the idea of taking pills was a feat on its own.
“Alright.”
His whole face lit up. “Alright?”
You laugh and nod. “Yeah, but you gotta behave, take the tablets, and rest, yeah? Work on getting better.”
He nodded quickly. Seemingly finding new energy as he sat up a little.
“Okay,” you began to move your legs, intending to get up from the settee and drop to your knees.
“No, no, no,” Nathan hooked his hand behind your knee, urging you back to your previous position. “Please, stay here, hmm? I want to…” He pulled at your waistband softly.
You took pity on him. “Do you want these off?”
“I want it all off.”
You sighed exasperatedly, an over the top sound for his benefit only. But you smiled as you did so. Quickly, you began to pull off your clothing. “You sure you’ll be okay, I don’t want you passing out or dying on me.”
Nathan sniggered. “I’ll be fine.”
He helped you out of your top and pulled your trousers off your feet before dumping your clothes in a pile on the floor.
He let out a satisfied groan and kissed your breasts, nuzzling into your skin happily.
You laughed as his beard tickled your skin.
“Gonna make you feel so good,” he mumbled, breaking away from the embrace only to pull off his hoodie.
“The point of this is to make you feel good.”
He tutted and rolled his eyes, “yeah, yeah.”
“Don’t ‘yeah, yeah’ me, Bateman, I’ll-”
With a surprising speed, he leant up and kissed you hungrily, slipping his tongue into your mouth and grinding his still clothed erection against your core.
He broke the kiss, grinning wildly when you moaned.
You scowled. “Trying to give me your germs?”
“Oh, you’ve already been exposed to them, baby.”
“That doesn’t mean I want to be exposed to them anymore,” you playfully swatted at his arm.
“Yeah, yeah,” he grinned before gently taking your nipple into his mouth, sucking on it softly before lapping at it with board flat licks.
You squirmed under him, your thighs clenching around his waist instinctively. Your breathing hitched and you tried to get a hold of yourself. “What’s with all this ‘yeah, yeah’ attitude?”
“Sorry,” he mumbled, scooting further down your body. “You’ll have to fuck it out of me I guess.” He gave you a perfectly innocent smile before diving between your legs.
You didn’t know whose moan was louder, yours or Nathan's, the second his lips and tongue touched your core.
He laps broad strokes through your folds, ending with a swirl of his tongue around your clit before repeating the whole process over again. He groans with each lick, unable and unwilling to stop himself from grinding against the settee as he sucked your clit into his mouth. Humming happily when you buck and arch up against him.
He looked up at you, watching your face as you moan with his large doe eyes blown wide with lust.
Teasingly, he dips his tongue into your heat, growling from deep within his chest as new wetness flows out of you. He slides up again, achingly slowly to your sensitive bundle of nerves.
Slowly he circles it twice with the very tip of his tongue, drawing out the sensation as you gasp and moan under him, before attacking you with long, wide licks fully against your clit. Repeating the motion again and again and again until you can’t even begin to think of anything else.
“Nathan,” you moan, your thighs shaking, your breath catching in your throat as you beg him to go faster, harder, anything. “Please.”
He ignores you, seemingly content to continue his onslaught at the exact same pace and firm pressure. But his eyes twinkle as you plead.
You try to buck up against him quicker, moving your hips so you can reach that sweet peak that’s so tantalisingly close.
Nathan predicts your movement, knowing all your moves, and leans up slightly with every thrust, only allowing the same constant press and glide of his tongue against you.
“Nathan, Nathan, please,” you implore him as your release creeps closer, sparking up your spine and down your legs.
He keeps his pace, watching you with glee as he slowly pushes you over the edge.
You cry out loudly, your thighs clamping around his head as he continues to lap at you. Pleasure washes over you as your cum soaks into his beard. He allows himself a split second of a pause to savour it, moan quietly at the taste, before his eyes are back open and he’s continuing those long, long licks.
As you start to come down your legs relax and Nathan pushes them lightly back down, still not taking a break in his actions.
“Nathan,” you whine, tingles of oversensitivity running over your clit.
He keeps his eyes on your face, hungry and wild. “Uh uh,” he mumbles against you, still licking.
You squirm, trying to get away from his tongue even as pleasure starts to build up again. You know that if you really wanted him to stop all you had to do was say the word and he would.
This time your orgasm builds faster, hardly waiting until your first has finished.
You rock against his mouth, moving with him as he sneaks his hand under your ass and starts to urge you to chase his tongue.
He presses into you harder, pushing at you with his hand until you’re nearly curled up on yourself. And he doesn’t stop, doesn’t give you pause as he pushes you closer and closer, relentless in his need to get you to cum on his tongue one more time.
Your moan reaches an even higher pitch as you grasp at the cushions and sofa, trying to gain any traction to thrust up against him harder.
Nathan takes his cue, quickly latching onto your clit and sucking, flicking the tip of his tongue lightly over the very tip and you scream.
Pleasure burns along your nerves, whiting out your vision as you buck against him uncontrollably, cumming so hard you see stars.
He moans, continuously sucking and following your movements, allowing you to rut against his face however you want as you cum.
The next thing you know he’s kneeling between your open legs, his beard satuatured with your wetness.
He suddenly doesn’t look ill at all, and you begin you wonder if you’ve been had.
For a second he watches your chest rapidly rise and fall as your breathing slows before he is taking himself in hand and notching the head of his fat cock at your entrance.
His eyes flick up to your face for a second, silently asking.
You nod, too exhausted to do much more, and then he’s pushing in.
You gasp, the stretch of him is always a little surprising at first, especially when you’re spread this wide.
Nathan bites his lip, easing in slowly and gazing down at you like you’re a banquet set out just for him.
He slides in deeper, inching himself in and running his hand up the back of your left thigh, pressing firmly and helping to angle you so your leg is flush against his stomach and chest.
You let out a little whine as he bucks, finally sheathing himself completely.
Nathan gasps, his eyes rolling back as your walls squeeze him, and holds on tightly to the leg pressed to his chest.
He doesn’t start to thrust harshly like you expect, doesn’t piston in and out of you, instead, he starts to grind slowly, barely pulling out and keeping you pressed tightly against him.
His fingers dig into your leg, his other hand going down to softly circle your throbbing clit as he rocks and buries his face into your calf.
You can tell he’s close, the way his stomach muscles tense, how his eyes are screwed shut. You move a little, leaning up slightly so you can meet his deep grinds. For a second, you open your mouth to speak, intending to tell him that it’s okay, that he should just let go and cum like you know he’s desperate to.
But he moves his leg forward, changing the angle he’s kneeling at and you sob in pleasure as his head hits perfectly deep.
You fall back a little with the intensity, unable to control yourself as he moves and does it again.
His eyes are open ever so slightly now, watching you with his bottom lip between his teeth and whimpering as you fall apart under him.
“There?” He whispers and you nod, sobbing as he repeatedly grindes into you, pushing firmly against the same spot over, and over, and over.
You’re unable to form words, unable to think as he just keeps rocking, pushing you further and further into the sofa, splitting you open so completely and shattering your sanity.
You don’t know how much more of this you can take, pleasure running like a live wire along every nerve so that it’s almost painful, almost too much to bear.
Nathan lets out a deep groan, slipping ever so slightly forward so that he has to put his hand next to your head, almost caging you in. His eyebrows pinched together in ecstasy. “Baby…”
And that’s it. That’s what throws you over the edge.
You grab hold of his shoulders as you cum, hard. Surprised at the suddenness and intensity. The force of it robs you of words, of breath as you shake and tense, your toes curling as you clench down on his cock and milk him for everything he’s got.
Nathan cums a second later, watching you fall apart and moaning out your name as he feels you pulse around him. He keeps himself fully in you, cumming as deeply as he can before pressing his forehead to yours and breathing deeply.
“I feel better.” He whispers, worn out and exhausted, before he kisses you.
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I don't know why, but when I think of the criminal minds au I picture Anakin (Reed) getting really fascinated with Obi-Wan when he helps put him away, and then they become pen pals while Obi-Wan is in prison. I'm pretty sure I completely made that up, and it's probably because of some similar floppy hair choices by Anakin and Reed. I'm v confident I'm not going to be disappointed in the actual story (I'm nervously excited for it), but still wanted to share with you what my brain cooked up. Lol.
I think this might be a poor title choice on my part because the fic has nothing to do with the profilers of the BAU - it’s just the bad guys. 🫢
You might be remembering some of what I shared before - Anakin is a kind of disillusioned, isolated college student who decides to write to convicted murder Obi-Wan after watching a true crime special. And as Anakin is bound to do, he becomes a little intense about Obi-Wan.
This is a very good motivator for me to get back on this. I’ve built it up a lot in my head and am having a hard time getting the first chapter where I want it, but we’ll get there friends. 🖤🔪😈
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Spotify wrapped ask #44! 💖
Hi there!!! Hope you are having a good day!! ^_^
44 is Walking on Sunshine by Katrina and the Waves
What a happy fluffy story this could be based on the feel of the music.
Lyrics have me thinking friends to lovers. Ok! Now hear me out.
Back in middle school we had to do this partnered reading project where we read the same book with a kid from another class....only we didn't know who this kid was. It was like a secret pen pal thing where we had to discuss the book through these letters we'd give the teachers. I have no idea why they made it anonymous.
ANYWAY!!! We take that idea, secret reading partner pen pals and apply it to the whole group, for narrative purposes everyone is attending the same school. That's right we are multi-shipping this thing!!! The energy of the song demands it!
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So we have our 3 core groups
Julie, Flynn, and Willie (Either Victoria is fostering him, or Caleb and Ray met and are either together or super good friends)
Sunset Curve Boys: Alex, Reggie, Luke, and Bobby.
Carrie and the Candi's though Carrie is the focus
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Now for the letter writing pairs(for the sake of drama and maintaining anonymity we will say the letters are typed or sent through some sort of messaging program with pre-assigned names):
Julie and Reggie (who at some point stop discussing the books and start mutually pining over Luke, though they don't know it's mutual pining for the same person)
Willie and Alex
Flynn and Carrie: Who actually share a lot of the same opinions, and start opening up about past regrets
Then there is Bobby and Luke: Who pretty much stick to the assignment. .surprisingly
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Now while the whole letter penpal thing is happening (most of them stick with it even after the assignment ends forming some friendships) we have the typical core group drama.
We still get the Willie Alex crashing meet cute because I love it it's adorable it will stay.
Julie bonding with Luke, Reggie, Alex, and maybe Bobby over music. Flynn (and maybe bobby) feeling left out as the others connect.
Carrie and Bobby familial ties.
I don't have as clear of an end state in mind with this one. But I would love for Reggie and Julie to figure out their penpals in the following manner.
Since their talks quickly devolved into friendly banter, and then one day they're both sending message to each other at the same time in the same vicinity and it clicks like Waaaaaaait a minute , this timing is just too canny.
For certain Willex and Flarrie are end goals. The question is peterpattterlina v rulie.
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Send a number 1-101 and I'll tell you what fic I'd make based on my spotify wrapped
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Review: Spirit Riding Free "Abigail" Deluxe Fashion doll from Just Play
When I purchased my Lucky and Spirit set, I also bought Abigail! This doll is based off the character of Abigail Stone from the Dreamworks Animation TV series, Spirit Riding Free, which was a loose sequel to Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron.
The series focused on 12-year-old Fortuna "Lucky" Prescott as she adjusts to life after moving to a small westen town. There, she befriended a wild stallion, whom she names Spirit, as well as two girls her age, Abigail Stone and Prudence "Pru" Granger.
This particular doll has a different outfit than her series counterpart. There were two lines: one with Pru, Abigail, and Lucky (who call themselves the PALs, based on their friendship and initials) in their series outfits, as well as the trio in new outfits.
Here's Abigail in her package. The front has Abigail posed in front of a background of a fence, with mountain scenery. The bottom advertises the series being on Netflix, and has a CGI image of Abigail and her horse, Boomerang. The back has a large CGI image of Abigail, and smaller CGI images of Pru, Lucky, and Abigail, advertising the other dolls available.
At the top, there's a description that reads in both English and French:
"A sweet and exuberant girly-girl, Abigail can talk a mile a minute about the things she loves."
Here's the backdrop Abigail was attached to.
Right out of the box, she's pretty tall! She's about the same height as a Barbie doll (though most of her height comes from her large head). I assumed she's be a touch shorter, like the 10 inch Miraculous Ladybug dolls, but I'm quite pleased with her size.
Abigail comes with a three piece outfit that consists of a blouse, leggings, and boots, with no extra accessories. I really like Abigail's outfit! In fact, I prefer it to the original Abigail doll's outfit. I think it really suits her, and reflects her kind, girly personality, but still practical, as she's active and rides horses.
Abigail's blouse is pink, with a floral pattern and lighter pink accents. It has gathered puffed sleeves, a V-neck, and printed dark pink drawstrings.
Her leggings are printed to resemble light blue jeans, and are quite stretchy. I really like the look of these! Usually, printed jeans look quite odd on dolls, but I think these look great. The pattern is actually in scale with her as well, which really helps.
Her boots use the same mold as the boots that come with the Pru doll in her series outfit. They are dark blue. There's some molded stitching on the sides, but nothing particularly flashy.
Abigail has 11 points of articulation, with movement at her:
Head
Shoulders
Elbows
Wrists
Hips
Knees
Her joints actually have a wide range of movement, but the cut of the limb the joints attach to restricts the movement. Abigail's right wrist is pretty ragged, which makes it a bit floppy. Her knees are also very tight, which made me worried about snapping them (nearly all online reviews of the dolls when they were still sold mentioned the knees snapping, but I suspect they may have forced the knees too far), but they seem to be holding up fine.
Abigail has side-glancing blue eyes, pink lips and blush, and short blonde hair. I think she has a sweet expression. Her eyebrows are much more shapely than her series counterpart, who has thin, even eyebrows. She also has side bangs, which are held aside with some thread. The bangs, as well as a bit of hair on the other side of her part had hairspray to help keep it's shape. The rest of her hair is really soft! It was a bit uneven in the back, but overall looks great.
From the back, you can see the pattern on both Abigail's blouse and jeans go back to the back, instead of being confined to the front! The Lucky from this line wasn't as lucky (ha, get it?), as her vest is only on the front of her shirt.
Abigail's ankle boots are a navy blue, with some molded stitching. They use the same mold as the Pru in her series outfit's boots. They are nice and snug on her feet.
Overall, Abigail is adorable, and I'm very happy to have her. My biggest complaints are just how tight her knees are, and how loose her right hand is. I think she's very cute, and bares a decent resemblance to her character in the TV series. I would give her an A-.
Abigail is definitely a special gal, and I can see myself purchasing more Spirit Riding Free dolls.
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(My) Film 2022
As posted previously, the last year & a half I have been massively catching up with films (which I far too often neglect), just really trying to get to the point where I’ve seen a much vaster array of the sort of thing I like than I had previously (usually, it’s dox straight to the top of the list - not all of those might be covered below - and TV stuff, often with the missus, plus a smattering of art house & stoopid comedies & action films, plus an increasing line in so-bad-they’re-good ones). As I’ve been sending micro-reviews to a couple of fellow fans on email (Messrs Taylor & Stokoe), & I saw a couple of facebook pals had been listing out their entire year’s viewing (Messrs Fisher & Fishead), I thought it’d be easy enough to copy & paste over my own...not quite their numbers here, but still 185, which is an insane uptick from the few dozen I probably often do! I haven’t bothered with release dates, but have said where they are originals etc. I barely ever re-watch films, so they’re all first viewings unless I’ve said otherwise. With the streaming era, I’ve also started & quickly stopped gawd knows how many others, life isn’t long enough - I never thought I’d see so many title sequences!
The plan is that this period will stop soon, & I will move on to do a similar job on books, but I still probably have something like 100 DVDs, rips & videos here that I’ve never got round to, plus a similar-sized list of ones I want to see but can’t find cheap/free, so...
1. Police Academy, and...
2. Naked Gun (both of which had me laughing like a drain)
3. Casablanca (third time, I think, with the missus this time, still boss)
4. Requiem For A Dream (v good if maybe slightly dated now, seemed to freak out the missus & Kate Hobs good & proper)
5. Prisoners (almost forgotten this now - pretty pro, enjoyed it at the time)
6. Gone Baby Gone (same, similar topic)
7. OG Robocop (another classic I'd never seen - boss)
8. The Ipcress File (pretty darn good)
9. When A Stranger Calls (knew too much about it before I saw it, but v good stuff)
10. Away (Timothy Spall, in Blackpool - really liked this, partly cos of the location)
11. The Brood (very good)
12. The Killing of A Sacred Deer (very good)
13. 9th Gate (a bit silly in places, but I really liked this, good interesting subject matter)
14-19. Started watching all the Batmans since 89, cos I'd never seen any of em...89 one seriously dated now...Batman Returns poss my least fave, all that Danny DeVito stuff...Batman Forever (poss liked this slightly more than other people do, I'm down for the camp), Batman & Robin (the one I was keen to see, on my 'so bad it's good' tip, maybe not quite as excitingly bad as I wanted, but still impressively so)...Batman Begins & The Dark Knight (pretty darn good, although I'm not sure they QUITE deserve the absurd adulation)...stalled there cos missus wants to watch the rest with me...
20. Once Upon A Time In America (classic)
21. Prevenge (not bad)
22. Scum (classic)
23. Secretary (had not QUITE seen all of it before, v good)
24. Kimi (not bad)
25. Paterson (I enjoyed this, although it's a bit inconsequential)
26-27. Hannibal & Red Dragon (I kinda watched these cos I could - one I had seen before - they were alright, not as good as Silence of the Lambs)
28. The new West Side Story (completely pointless but a treat, love the original & all versions of the music)
29-30. Bad Karma & Drillbit (didn't know about this guy before, GREAT!)
31. Life Is Cheap (locally-made, not really distributed properly, John Waters-esque horror)
32. The Violators (I thought this was pretty good)
33. OG Funny Games (classic if uncomfortable)
34. Jaws (classic, can't believe I'd never seen it before)
35. Muriel's Wedding (had seen this before. A fave with the missus. Good soother while I had Covid, as was...)
36-37. Meet the Parents & Meet the Fockers (for the second or third time, I discovered recently that the first is a remake, & I tried to watch the original, but it was too amateurish even for me)
38. Mope (I really enjoyed this)
39. Metal Lords (I think metal fans have been disparaging about this, but I kinda enjoyed it)
40. Punch-Drunk Love (really good)
41-65. Bond season: see Landlord Records, Bond, ALL Bond I'm sure you pretty much have to... (tumblr.com)
66. Mark Cousins Story of Film new bit (the whole "looking but not looking, seeing yet not seeing"-type stuff wears a bit thin, but he does know his oats)
67. Baby Driver (good stuff)
68. Dogtooth (very good, prob better than Sacred Deer for me)
69. Spring Breakers (atmospheric nonsense from Korine, I kinda liked it)
70. Dune (one of the last Lynch ones I hadn't seen - a Lynch fan has to see it, but as incomprehensible - or at least an as overly encyclopaedic translation of the novel - as people always say)
71-72ish. Some Kenneth Anger shorts (top)
73. Some Like It Hot (classic)
74. Taken (enjoyed it for what it was, & also left the whole thing on later in the year on telly, so seen twice this year, must be OK!)
75. Lost Highway (not his best but interesting - thought I’d seen this before but think I’d confused it with something else...edging towards a Lynch retrospective, although I’ve already seen a bunch of them more than once, once I’ve gathered them all together)
76. Faster Pussycat Kill Kill (enjoyable, some ace shots & dialogue - it's a bit ploddy though in places, which is what I find most taxing about a lot of low budget stuff )
77. Ed Wood season (had seen Plan 9 before): Bride of the Monster (dull)
78. Night of the Ghouls (bit better, I thought)
79. Glen Or Glenda (the most wacked-out, although I wasn't super-sold)
80. Jail Bait (enjoyed this most as a straight-up film - I believe the plot came from elsewhere, otherwise you might say it was quite a good one)
81ish. some short Wood bits...
82. Necromania (quite enjoyed this one, one of the - not very arousing - pornos).
83. Non-Wood: Starcrash (ace, loved it)
84. The Big Heat (total classic, if anyone ever again says a film needs to be over an hour & a half long, they're lying)
85. Chopping Mall (enjoyed it - this is the start of my latest 'so bad they're good' season)
86. Dead Heat (LOVED this)
87. Mortal Kombat 2 (enjoyed it, although wouldn't expect anyone else to)
88. Crocodile 2 (good fun)
89. The Happening (a bit misunderstood I think, but still rather silly), pause in 'so bad...' section...
90. Sir Henry At Rawlinson End (a real treat)
91. Bohemian Rhapsody (pretty good)
92. Black Devil Doll From Hell (one of the rare 'so bad they're good' ones where it goes past funny into creating a really odd, unsettling atmosphere - really liked it)
93. Psycho Cop (good fun)
94. Divine Enforcer (loved it)
95. Twisted Pair (not Breen's best tbf...), 'so bad...' section ends.
96. The Trouble With Being Born (v interesting, unsettling stuff)
97. Elegy To The Visitor From The Revolution (the only Diaz one I've managed to get through, cos it's shorter, pretty decent)
98. Parasite (very good)
99. Ricotta (more for Kate than me, I can't really get into Italian new wave stuff, shock horror... s'OK)
100. OG Mad Max (awesome, couldn't believe I'd never seen it...started the second one as well, but either the print wasn’t very good or they chose a very different colour scheme, & I couldn’t get into it half as much)
101. Man Vs Bee (daft, but I did enjoy it)
102. The Magnificent Ambersons (really good)
103. Welcome Home Brother Charles (more 'so bad...' stuff - bonkers)
104. For Y'ur Height Only ('so bad...' - as good as people say, great watch)
105. Malcolm X (solid)
106. Ben & Arthur (one of the 'so bad...' ones I had to restart a coupla times before getting through it, but glad I did in the end, pretty deranged)
107. Sherlock Jr (classic)
108. His Girl Friday (shamefully had to try this twice, but excellent once it gets going)
109. Top Hat (v good)
110. Bringing Up Baby (v good)
111. The Lady Eve (v good)
112. Notorious (Hitchcock - another I had to try again with, incredibly, again very good once it gets going)
113. High Noon (ace)
114. All the President's Men (really good, rated it)
115. The Raid (Indonesian actioner - really good, I thought)
116. OG Last House On the Left (for some reason I thought this was of about the same production standard as I Spit On Yr Grave, but much better, good unsettling stuff)
117. Peeping Tom (classic)
118. Aliens (maybe saw this 30 years ago, rip-snorting)
119. What Ever Happened To Baby Jane? (great stuff)
120. Dr Strangelove (probably not quite as funny as at the time, but classic anyway)
121. Topaz (not the best Hitchcock, but I enjoyed it)
122. Investigation of a Citizen Above Suspicion (very good)
123. Another Year (recentish Mike Leigh - v good)
124. Magnolia (amazingly well done, but didn't touch me quite like it seems to other people)
125. Baise Moi (pretty brutal. Too shoddily done to really sit THAT well with me, but worth a watch)
126. The Bad Seed (50s one Su wanted to watch - a bit overlong for the subject, & seriously dated, but decent)
127. Terminator 2 (barring the long dull bit in the middle - it being some sort of special edition poss not helping - pretty rip-snorting, better than the first)
128. A Nightmare On Elm Street (being a jessie for horror movies, I actually had to turn this off after the first murder when I was still at school & it came on telly! Finally dared to get back to it - STILL pretty creepy in places, particularly that first murder. Very good)
129. Good To Go/Short Fuse (finally located it on Youtube - title change hadn't helped - Art Garfunkel (?!) stars in a mid-80s flick about the Washington DC go-go scene - nowhere near as bad as its rep)
130. BFI season: Dawson City (more about the town than the silent film finds really, which I wasn't expecting, but still some amazing footage & photos. Visually sumptuous)
131. Cabinet of Dr Caligari (didn't get that much more from watching it in full than clips & stills, as it is the sets that are really the star, but still v good)
132. The General (Keaton - tremendous, well worth its rep)
133. Drunken Angel (Kurosawa - not sure why this one isn't talked about more, really good I thought - love the grumpy doctor character)
134. Late Spring (Ozu - I had started this before - really good)
135. Tokyo Story (Ozu - same - I think the reason it is seen as the best of them only really comes down to the last half hour, but it is certainly superlative either way)
136. Seven Samurai (or Seventy Minutes Too Long Samurai - the last hour is boss though - I believe until relatively recently it was mainly available in the west in a significantly shorter cut, & I suspect that was the right cut & responsible for its rep, the build-up is way too long. Classic of course though)
137. A Man Escaped (really really good)
138. Wild Strawberries (really good)
139. Les Mistons (Truffaut - OK, whatever)
140. Rabid (enjoyed, but the step up to The Brood is significant)
141. Berberian Sound Studio (very good, especially enjoyed the knowledgeable experimental music angle)
142. Hitchcock...The Lodger (really good, glad I found a version with a decent soundtrack at last)
143. Downhill (another early Hitch - not at all bad stuff, nicely restored by the BFI)
144. Suspicion (same as everyone says - great but cop-out ending)
145. Documentary on comix artist Mike Diana
146. More Hitchcock... Under Capricorn (I had to sort of half-watch this, it was so long & periody - not really my sort of thing - but I did kinda like it)
147. The Trouble with Harry (once you get used to the style, pretty darn good)
148. Marnie (largely excellent)
149. Frenzy (one of the best of the late Hitch ones)
150. Family Plot (also very entertaining)
151. La Jetee (OK, over-rated)
152-154. Dekalog 1-3 (again, a little over-rated I think, but still great)
155. American Pie 2 (total fluff of course, but I enjoyed it)
156. 3 Identical Strangers (decent doc)
157. My Friend Dahmer (basic but enjoyable)
158-9. Encounters At the End of the World (Herzog Antartica doc - really good, & also, didn't get through all the extras, but amazeballs half hour one of extra underwater footage, with Henry Kaiser doing his noodly guitar all through it, which I almost enjoyed more than the main picture)
160. Amazing Grace (Aretha Franklin gospel concert lost footage - pretty powerful stuff)
161. Analyse This (I'd seen this before & forgot, but enjoyable again the second time, not a classic but good fun)
162. OG Predator (don't know why I'd put this one off - really good, tense stuff)
163. The Passion of Joan of Arc (20s) (maybe not QUITE as good as they say - & slightly too much emphasis put on the close-ups, there's good, more dynamic stuff at the end as well - but still powerful)
164. Ocean's 11 (remake) (another one I don't know why I left til now - greatly enjoyable)
165. Den of Thieves (another heist one - not at all bad)
166-167ish. Aardman stuff (I think the only actual feature I watched was Chicken Run, just watched what I could find free out of the 'classics') (all pretty enjoyable, although I didn't realise they also made so much garbage children's stuff)
168. The House (v silly Will Ferrell thing)
169. Man with A Movie Camera (poss more admirable than incredible at this point, but still a v good watch)
170. Killer Legends (standard doc about urban legends from the Cropsey guy)
171. The Fire Within (another Herzog volcanos doc, some pretty immense footage, stumbled across as part of Storyville on the Beeb)
172-173. The Ride Along movies (more stuff for lunched-out vegetating, entertaining enough)
174. Grey Gardens (doc) (again, maybe not quite as incredible as I'd been led to believe, but enjoyable nutters, & nice to find a half-decent print at last)
175. Click & Collect (v silly BBC xmas thingie)
176. Sad Vacation (Sid & Nancy doc, v similar to another I'd seen - unless it was the same one again, which would be really bad, but I don't think so, a lot of the same interviewees though)
177. Fascism On A Thread (interesting doc on Nazisploitation films)
178-179. Die Hard 2 & 3 (2nd one I poss enjoyed even more than the first, 3rd a little separated from the original concept but still highly enjoyable)
180. Mascots (very good recentish Spinal Tap bloke one)
181. He Walked By Night (really solid police procedural film noir)
182. OG Jurassic Park (rather dated now, but the much-reffed set pieces really terrific)
183. The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (the best of the Aardman, I think - really splendid)
184. First Blood (another I can’t believe it took me this long to get to - ace)
185. CopLand (not at all bad, ace cast)
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