#this is so pointless and random but i love it 😌
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Obey Me Boys as Tarot/Oracle Decks I Own
Is this stupid? Yes. Am I doing it anyway? Absolutely.
To make a long story short, I have a problem and I compulsively buy tarot and oracle cards, so I have...quite a few. So, I was looking at them and thought, "which ones would fit the characters?" And now look where we are! :) I do have exactly fifteen decks and had planned originally to assign decks to the new side characters as well, but I, A. got tired and B. couldn't find one that fit Mephisto, so I just scrapped that idea altogether. Anyways, here's what literally nobody asked for!
Disclaimer! I did pick out cards that I thought matched the characters as well, based on both meaning and look. I'm not going into detail on all of the cards either...because I will ramble forever. I'm did my best to keep these as brief as possible!
Lucifer - Archangel Animal Oracle Deck
Okay, so this could've been a great deck for Simeon or Raphael, but out of what I had, this fit Lucifer the best! It ties back to his origins of being a seraphim. I did pick a card or two that have Archangel Micheal and Raphael in them, and they do fit Lucifer in needing to let others in and to not let pride get in the way of being dependent on others.
Mammon - The Illustrated Crystallary Oracle Deck
Mostly picked this one due to the fact that crystals can be expensive and high-dollar, which Mammon would be into and exploit (and he has). If not him, this one might've gone to Solomon, but I had a better one for him >:) I picked Mammon's cards based off his greed and his love for the MC...and which crystals would cost a pretty penny.
Leviathan - Mystical Manga Tarot Deck
My tried and true deck. It was either this one or my Skyrim tarot deck, so I went with this one. It felt more him to me. I picked the Seven of Cups, the Hanged Man, the Hermit, and the Nine of Swords for Levi. In some cases, the Seven of Cups gives me feelings of envy for choices that may seem out of reach or wanting it all when you have to pick and choose, so I went with it.
Satan - The Language of Flowers Oracle Deck
This is the best I had for Satan, but I feel like he'd be quite knowledgable on flower language. I had several other cards that I had in mind for him as well, namely Action - the Venus Fly Trap, but I wanted to keep the number of cards to four, so... Also, when I first started using this deck, it took a lot of warming up to, (it was shy...if you can believe that or not), which is how Satan is in both games, not shy just...needs to get used to people before opening up.
Asmodeus - Romantic Tarot Deck
This is the pairing that kicked off this idea. This deck is new, my mom gifted it to me for Easter! She's a sweetie. And I kept think about how Asmo would adore the art and vintage depictions in the cards. Since the cards aren't labeled, I picked the Lovers, the Two of Cups, the Empress, and the Three of Swords. Most of these are "romantic" in nature, or with the Empress, embodies confidence and embracing femininity. Three of Swords because of how dramatic and tragic love and can be, and I'm sure Asmo has had his fair share :(
Beelzebub - Moonology Manifestations Oracle Deck
This is my second Moonology deck, my other-half, if you will. (Another gift from my mom:)) I really don't have much to say about this deck for Beel, but I figured it would be fun to assign the twins with these decks. The cards were picked based on his feelings of guilt of his past from the Celestial War.
Belphegor - Moonology Oracle Deck
My first Moonology deck! I think this was the first oracle deck I ever got, so it has a special place in my heart. I obviously had to give this one to Belphie since his theme revolves around the moon and space. Notice in both Beel's and Belphie's I picked one Gemini card each, hehe...
Diavolo - Dragon Wisdom Oracle Deck
Considering Dia's demon form is draconic (dra-ICONIC! Heh, anyone?), this seemed right. I'm less familiar with this deck since it's not one of the primary ones I use, but it was fun to go through it again like it was new, lol. There was another card I almost picked for him, Initiation. But I thought these ones fit best.
Barbatos - Celtic Healing Oracle Deck
Once again, this is one of those scenarios where this was the best I had for Barb. There's a strange energy to these cards, mysterious and timeless almost, a little spooky. Kinda reminds me of him in some way. I'm the least familiar with this deck as it's relatively new and I haven't really used it yet, so apologies for lack of substance with this one.
Simeon - The Field Tarot
This was a gift from a friend of mine. It was theirs originally, but they so thoughtfully handed it down to me, and I use it quite a lot! This deck felt very mellow and light compared to my other ones. Very minimalist, so I thought it fit Simeon's vibe. To note: the Perspective card is this deck's Hanged Man. The Three of Cups reminded me of the og Purgatory Hall gang.
Solomon - Oceanic Tarot Deck
Based on his love for marine life and his...past with the ocean, how could I resist! Also, didn't mean for two of the cards I picked to be king and queen of the same suit, but I thought they fit his personality and way of living. The suit cards are pretty basic, featuring some marine life behind the pictures and whatnot without having too much imagery.
Luke - Tiny Tarot Deck
Come on...I had to. I put it in my hand so you could really get the perspective of how small it is. It's cute! I didn't pull any of the cards out since the box struggles to hold them in and I'm afraid of getting them everywhere, but they are your standard Rider-Waite-Smith deck! I probably would've picked the Sun or the Six of Cups for him, something along the lines of youth and vibrancy. (MY GOD, MY VEINS LOOK LIKE A STAR WTH?? I just noticed that, omg) Well...that's new...
#this is so pointless and random but i love it 😌#mediocre explanations? you got it!#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#obey me diavolo#obey me barbatos#obey me simeon#obey me solomon#obey me luke#jo's thoughts
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Imagine Lloyd shaves the stache off. Random evening wearing a sweat set and no stache.
༻𝐝𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐲༺
I would cry if Lloyd ever shaved his moustache that's his signature look😭 this is part of the bodyguard Au!
(Warnings!! References to smut!! Dark Lloyd but reader doesn't know!! LLOYD WITHOUT HIS TRASH STACHE UM THATS A WARNING!! Gore?!! fluff!! Lloyd basing his entire personality off loving reader 😌)
You had come home from a long day of shopping with your other bodyguard. Lloyd was busy tending to other matters, what they were you had no clue. But he offered you his card yesterday so that you can buy yourself some pretty things, saying that for you, there was absolutely no limit and you could spend however much you wanted. You entered the house and headed to your room, exhausted. You took his words literally.
You spent alot of his money on clothes you knew he would adore. He often liked choosing what you had to wear, like his own doll. Yet everytime he called you doll, he end up with a shoe or a pillow thrown at him. You despised being called doll. It made you feel like an object. So Lloyd often refrained from calling you it, yet sometimes it slipped out and you'd give him the silent treatment.
You layed on your bed, all your limbs sprawled out on the soft sheets waiting for Lloyd to come home from his stupid busy work. Then you could get him to take your heels off and give you a foot massage. And maybe some kisses and cuddles but the foot massage was necessary. Wearing 6 inch heels for a while was exhausting.
While you were debating on going for a nap, Lloyd was dealing with his business. Aka killing people. The Fredret brothers had been causing trouble recently, and so Lloyd had to snuff them out. You see there were whispers that one of the brothers were to marry you, and if one didn't the other would. So he had to eradicate them so that they wouldn't get your beautiful hand in marriage. That was his.
So all morning he was hunting both the brothers down, both causing hassle in their own way. The first one led Lloyd on a pointless chase which inevitably ended up with him simply getting in his car and mowing anything in his way, until he saw the first brother and ran his legs over. He gagged him and shoved him in the boot.
Then after he dropped him off at his mansion, he tied and gagged him before heading out for the second brother. It was easy enough, but the hassle he caused was the lighter in his hand. Lloyd made the mistake of getting cocky and just as he was leaning in to whisper something witty, a click was heard and his beloved moustache was alight.
Let's just say that brother got a beating. He dragged him to his mansion too and then began by lighting his top lip on fire and watching him squeal. Then he ripped the tongue from the other brother. Lloyd was then bored and shot them both in the head while shouting angrily at the staff to clean up.
He groaned, aggravated over his moustache yet relieved knowing there would be no more talks of marrying you. He stomped to his room and to the bathroom suite attached. He wanted to punch the mirror over what he was about to do, but he needed the fucking mirror. He put shaving cream on his top lip and began shaving what was left of his signature look.
He hated it, he didn't recognise himself and he knew you were definitely gonna hate it too. But it was worth it. So worth it if it meant you would become Mrs.Hansen soon. He styled his hair trying to adjust it so he looked better and then he punched the mirror. He headed to his room with a sigh and then he changed into something more appropriate.
You heard a car pulling up and you felt butterflies errupt in your stomach. Lloyd was here! At last you could finally have your peace and stop stressing about foot cramps you knew were bound to come. You listened intently to the front door opening, the pause of Lloyd taking his coat off and then the sound of his heavy footsteps on the stairs.
The door opened and there he was, yet you stared at him intently. He turned and closed the door and looked back at you. And then at all the shopping bags, a smirk drew on his lips and you stared longer trying to decipher what was going on. "Good day shopping princess?" You blinked slowly, "Lloyd?" He raised an eyebrow at you. "Who else would it be baby?"
You kicked your shoes off and looked at him a second longer, "You look so, I don't know different? But you don't look like Lloyd. What did you do?" He rolled his eyes at your dramatics and sat on your bed, dragging your feet onto his lap and massaging your tensed up feet. You moaned and he chuckled. "Business happened princess, I know you're gonna miss my clit tickler buy-" You gasped. "Lloyd! Don't call it that!" He laughed, "Then what am I to call it baby?" You giggled, "The porn stache."
He straddled you and gave you a warning look. You stared at his lips curiosity got ahold of you and you kissed him. You missed the feeling of his moustache against your top lip. Yet this was still wonderful there was no ticking sensation, just feel of your skin pressed together. You pulled away and he chased your lips forward, you put your index finger on his lips making him pout.
You giggled at him, you nudged your thumb to the side watching his beautiful eyes follow the direction. "Thank you for letting me use your card baby." He looked down at you a soft smile painting his face making him look like an angel, without his signature look, he looked more innocent. "Get use to it baby, one day you'll be Mrs. Hansen and that card will be yours. All I ask is that you model for your dear old husband." You pecked his lips beaming at him. "You know I will bubba!"
He leaned down and pressed kisses to your face, litterering them across your face almost like he was kissing invisible freckles. You pulled him away and gave him a serious look to which he raised his eyebrow, "Just know that if you ever come into my room without telling me you've changed your appearance, I'll hit you." He nuzzled your noses before you pulled him away. "I'm serious Lloyd deception isn't sexy." He rolled his eyes and kissed the breathe out of you.
#lloyd hansen x plus size reader#lloyd hansen x you#lloyd hansen x innocent!reader#lloyd hansen#lloyd hansen x reader#lloyd hansen x black reader#lloyd hansen x y/n#dark lloyd hansen#lloyd hansen drabble#lloyd hansen fluff#anon ask
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What are your personal S5 predictions?
(Okay, I'm going to predict deliberately infuriating and stupid things)
― We get another pointless love triangle shoehorned in. Maybe from Miguel in Mexico? Some random girlfriend who coaxes him not to go back home ever again, yada, yada, because your father is big here and everything the light touches is his kingdom. Nobody asked for this and it comes out of left-field but I'll undoubtedly cause another shipping war. Or it'll get promptly forgotten which is even funnier because the show will really try with this.
― Stingray the Manchurian Candidate.
― Carmen is relegated to crying over the phone. Amanda is relegated to standing with her hands on her hips, tapping her foot. Shannon is nowhere to be seen.
― Robby and Tory are weirdly neglected. So is the whole Hawk thing, in fact, the Hawk thing will be so mismanaged storywise, that at one point he'll say something like 'Maybe the Mohawk needed to be cut. Maybe it is better this way' and Daniel or whoever even bothers listening to this poor kid will be like 'Well, now you have truly grown. Prayer circle.' 😌
― John Kreese gets an assigned therapist in jail Tony Soprano and Doctor Melfi style. His flashbacks are told through his sessions --- the therapist in question will be able to undo over fifty years of dyed-in-the-bone batshit craziness and make John Kreese a near pacifist in only a few sessions (maybe through the power of love), only for him to revert back to his warmongering ways out of nowhere as quickly as he went mellow and none of it will make sense.
― The ghost of Mr. Miyagi shows up as a vision to confirm that, yes, waging a gang war is okay sometimes, so long if it is for the 'right reasons'.
― Sam goes through a Dark Night of the Soul and none of her family notices.
― Antony gets beat up by Cobras and none of his family notices either, in fact, when he comes to his father to complain, Daniel snaps at him again, tells him to shut up and be considerate because there's greater issues afoot. Antony steals Miyagi's scroll and runs off. Tries to follow Robby and Johnny to Mexico.
― Chozen turns out to be more violent and unhinged than Terry Silver himself, but for some reason, this time it is okay and morally justified by the narrative and the fandom itself. In fact, when it isn't presented through a sense of ethical high-ground, it is shown as comic relief. The Larussos have a quaint family dinner or an outdoors cocktail barbeque with him while he tells the Larusso children one should break their enemies, squeezing his fist shut for special emphasis. Amanda speculatively sips her wine with a raised eyebrow.
― ' This family never condoned violence, Mr. Toguchi. '
― We get a really uncomfortable scene of Demetri and Yasmine doing something unnecessarily sexual. They're at a lingerie store shopping for accessorises. Demetri's like 'H-hey, guys' while caught holding a red lacy bra while Yasmin's in the try-out cabin.
― The whole Kenny and Lia thing is deadass treated like they're Padme and Anakin for some reason. Kenny gets sucked into Cobra Kai, falling to the dark side and she sees the violence of his ways and shudders away from all of it and says something like 'I can't follow down this path'. It is great because they're literal babies.
― Johnny Lawrence infiltrates a drug den and an underground fighting ring with Robby and when Robby either gets hurt or concerned that this is risky and not really prudent and that they shouldn't proceed any further, Johnny gets snappy and says 'I thought you wanted father-son bonding time!' and 'C'mon! This happened in Rambo Last Blood, it'll be awesome! We can take them!' and Robby's treated like the unreasonable and ungrateful one, yes.
― Shannon's one appearance over the phone is like 'Robby, give your father a fair chance.' --- 'Mom, we're in an underground coke compound and... --- 'Your father always loved you, Robby. In his own way.'
― Miguel's found in his father's mansion actually kind of, sort of liking all of this --- maybe he's being fed grapes by a pool-side. That, or we really get the whole premise of Rambo: Last Blood beat by beat.
― Chozen falls for Kim Da-Eun; they have a skirmish, she delivers a kick to his face that splits his lip and he retorts with a 'What a woman!' while wiping off the blood.
― Terry bankrupts the Larusso Auto Dealership, right after driving Miyagi-Do out of business. He's at a board room with Amanda sitting opposite of him at a great big table, a stack of papers in front of her and she stands up and girlbosses by very poignantly pointing a finger and yelling.
#cobra kai#cobra kai season 5#the key is predicting intentional nonsense#to see how much of it will turn out to be true#anon asking
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Part 1/2 (maybe) Hey Libby♥️ So, as much as I utterly dislike the CGI and the random - probably pointless, although I’m sure I’ll warm up to the theatre girl - characters they’ve added to the movie I will end up devouring the new Disney remake simply due to baby P’s presence in it… Although, there are a few things that I already HATE: not only Pinocchio looks like a cartoon (feels like a new Roger Rabbit movie instead of an actual live action,🤦🏻♀️) but he’s way too tiny, like WHY?!?! Jojo
Jojo!! 😭💗 Hi! Firstly, I hope you're well!!
Secondly. I will never fail to laugh/be impressed when you send asks like this that start with 1/2 and end in part FIVE sjdnfjsdsdjkflusdjfsdjkf <333333 I really really love to see it in my inbox.
Anyway, I've grouped the asks together (since I feel like that makes sense) but I'll put the rest under the cut in case it gets long.
...Pinocchio opinions below for anyone interested 😌✌
Okay but 1) 'I'll devour it simply because of little Pinocchio's presence' is a HUGE mood and also btw jojo I love it when you refer to him as 'Baby P' 😭🥺🥺🥺
2) 'The theatre girl' (aka....Twinkle 2.0..) could be a potentially interesting addition in my opinion......As long as they don't introduce her as a love interest. But who knows, I guess we'll see....
Okay so, some thoughts.
Personally, I'm not actually that bothered that they made him so teeny. I'm sort of torn between "hehe, tiny :^) <3" and "this will absolutely separate him even more from his peers and also how weird is that gonna be when he DOES become real and suddenly he's twice the size".
THE EYES THOUGH. I HATE THEM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 'so lifeless' EXACTLY! And it's so stupid because it's SUCH an easy fix? Literally just outline them in black?? I don't understand???
Seriously, compare this:
To this:
It just!! doesn't work in cgi!! he looks horrible!!!!
And it's so WEIRD because loads of the other characters (like the Cat and the Fox) have all this hyper-realistic fur and they look GREAT tbh. So why does Pinocchio himself look so smooth and weird and gross....Disney's version of him just doesn't translate very well into 3D.
Also, I completely agree about the 'almost a real boy' line feeling off. Geppetto and Pinocchio might have gotten off to a slightly rocky start but, in almost every single adaptation, Geppetto very obviously loves Pinocchio unconditionally!! So yeah, I can see why that detail annoyed you so much.
Unfortunately (fortunately?) I had extremely low expectations for this movie. It's SOOOOOO obviously a cash grab and the way that Disney deliberately timed its release to come out around the same time as Del Toro's Pinocchio is....pretty nasty.
Anyway, because my expectations were SO monumentally low, I guess I can say that the trailer doesn't look as bad as I thought? Maybe? Like I mentioned, I love the designs for the Cat and the Fox and the Blue Fairy could be interesting too...Not to mention, I'll be fascinated to see how they handle Pleasure Island... But mostly.......eh. Will I watch it? Yes, of COURSE. What kind of Pinocchio fan would I be if I didn't? Will I enjoy it?....We'll have to wait and see, I guess? :')
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This is going to be weirdly worded and stuff my apologies, I have Covid and it’s caused some serious brain fog in my little dumb bitch stoner brain but I needed to write this.
I’ve decided that since I’ve lost a lot of passion for writing I won’t be taking any more requests, and I don’t think I’m gonna do the ones in my inbox. I’m really sorry but with everything going on in my life I’ve lost a lot of passion for writing so it’s hard to write anything that I’m not completely 100000% excited about.
I’m going to be working on stuff I’m excited about at my own pace, and I hope everyone can understand. Maybe in the future I’ll open requests again but for now I just don’t think it’s fair to you guys. Thank you to the every one who has supported me! I wanna learn to love writing again. Writing mostly smut kinda killed my passion for writing, so I wanna write more stuff then just that (obviously you’ll still get your spicy content dw it just won’t be my main thing)
I’ll be honest another big part of my loss of passion for this hobby was just all the random drama and toxicity levied towards not only me but my mutuals and other creators as well. It got to be way too much over shit that didn’t fucking matter. of course I still accept any and all constructive criticism, but overstepping people’s boundaries on purpose and sending them nasty and weird shit for being kinda upset about it (looking at you all the “mInOrS dNi wItH mY sExUaL cOnTeNt 🤡 well I’m a minor and *insert really weird insult or disgusting comment here*” people.) or days long harassment over someone liking or not liking a character, wanting people to show support to creators, and shit like that is so fucking pointless.
Trying to bully, harass, or target people to try and get them off their own platform (as long as they aren’t predatory or harmful, because obviously down with those fuckers 100%) when you can easily just not go to their blog or read their stuff or just block them is so unnecessary. A little word of life advice, the only people who actually still use “I’m a bitch get over it 😌” or “I can be mean if I want to” or are purposely awful to other people just cause they can? Nobody really wants to be around those people other then other bitter and angry people. Being mean to random people on the internet isn’t a “flex” it’s called being chronically online and having poor social skills and emotional regulation. I still even now get weird and awful shit in my inbox because of random internet drama that happened months ago, it’s sad, move on.
I want to just go back to writing and making content people love and enjoy that I also love and enjoy. Stuff that I can be proud of and even if I’m not putting it out super often, I hope you guys can enjoy it too. I’m actually starting to work on a full series, the concept may be a little bit niche and idk how many of y’all would be interested in a full series (about the bat boys of course.) but I really am excited about it. I’m also working on a couple smaller things to hopefully get you guys some content. I love you all <3 tumblr has always been a safe haven for me to express all my stupid little interests and spew my random thoughts into the void.
If you made it this far, thank you for reading. I appreciate any and all people who have supported me on this blog, and I hope I can give you guys some shit soon that you can enjoy. Thanks for sticking with me over the past almost year, i really do wanna start writing again and come back with some cool shit for y’all.
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