I want luigi carnally… . . .

based on tags by @7x16pm <33

I don’t remember THAT episode of MLPFIM

*Game night*

You: Name a country beginning with ‘V’!

Spy: Venezuela!

Scout: I said Vinland. Vinland!

You: Huh?

You & Spy: Vinland??

Spy: OH, MY DAYS! SCOUT, DON’T CHAT TO ME. YOU SAID WHAT? VINLAND?? YOU ARE ON SOME JOKING!

Scout: They said ‘F’, Spy!

Spy, turning to you: What’d you say?

You: ‘V’…

Scout, confidently: Venus!

You & Spy:

Based on: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qCMbPB18Ux4

no way..

no fucking way,,,,..

Two guitarists, both alike in indignity, in New Jersey where they play together on the murder scene or however it goes

For @raytoromoans2 and @infectiouspiss

I think Titan Tails should come back but only as something that shows up in Kit’s subconscious

@jazz-bazz Live Photo of me right now enjoying the greatest things life has to offer me also waffles readers did I get the tags right?

Said to my friend @whatdoyewant that I want to make a team for Martha and it has spawned into an entire AU. I should know better than to bother having ideas I’m so;;; i don’t even know how to begin explaining this. It’s like 12 years In the future- Martha is 13 and made her own group but no one will actually mentor them because they’re awful. She got some training from her step dad but he’s too busy running the farm and also being a super hero to help her full time. so she’s gonna harass her dad’s weird old sad friend Tim who lives on a yucky boat. He sucks tremendously. He’s got his own thing going on where Danny is trying to get him to help with his cult and take out his brother but Tim wants nothing to do with any of it he just wants to be sad on his boat because he’s convinced he’s gonna kill everyone he loves.

Anyway uhhhh character wise there’s Martha Kent jr- secret princess of the emeralds. kon is her step dad. She’s not a kryptonian but she uses her gem powers to emulate being one.

Robin- Sophia Garcia, her parents moved to Gotham from Puerto Rico when she was just a baby. She is not an appointed robin she sort of stuffed herself into the role because I want someone to do to Tim what Tim did to Bruce. She’s cringe.

“Aqualad” - Thumoc. He’s not aqualad he’s really truly just an Atlantean on vacation on the surface world. He’s having a fantastic time. He didn’t exactly expect to be roped into being on a team but he’s enjoying it.

Benjamin Orell- crybaby werewolf- a shadowmancer lycanthrope who would really rather just not be that. He’s more afraid of you than you are of him.

hey uh your boyfriend obtained an unusual head injury and has started living in the woods. yeah he’s only speaking in rhyming couplets now. people have been referring to him as the man with no name, even though he has an actual name. yeah he’s self managed. sorry

Season 5 leak: they bring Eddie back and the whole show is him and Steve boning actually

Mr. Beast? You mean Him?

hi i’m joe elliot and you’re watching disney channel

i just remembered this is my glog (glee blog)

sodo’s always reminded me of that robert pattinson meme

Rome: i love all my grandchildren equally! Italy Veneziano…

Rome: *checks smudged writing on hand*

Rome: Romeo and…

Rome: *squints harder*

Rome: Seaburger