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imolelalade · 3 months

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some random power info stuff and naijapunk scenerio/fanfic idea I randomly came up with

(A/N: All mentions of HB/Hobie refer to Nifemi’s variant of Hobie on her earth, Earth 1960, not ASTV Hobie. This still counts as an oc x canon to an extent, so if you don’t like, don't read)

Alright here we go,

In addition to the basic spiderpowers like wall crawling, webs and spidersense, Nifemi also has this bioluminesence thing that happens when she feels strong emotions. Like her freckles kind of glow and she has this aura thing.

So basically she’s like a human LED light or nightligt of some sort

(On as side note, GUYS DID YOU KNOW SPIDERS ACTUALLY HAVE BIOLUMINESCENE< IT’S SO FREAKING COOL)

The glowing kind of brightens and dims depending on the severity of the emotion

The colors also vary depending on the emotion:

Yellow- Happy

Blue- Sad

Red- Angry/ Annoyed

Pink- Love/Flustered

Whitish- Neutral

This power doesn’t per say, have a specific use in combat, except maybe throwing off suspicions about her identity to a certain extent, ‘cause everyone knows Anansi as a glowy superhero so who’s going to even suspect that drab Nifemi is the same person (see, I’m a genius)

But in reality I added it mostly to have the most effect on her civilian life.

As I said earlier in her intro, Nifemi already has problems opening up to people, whether it be in friendships or any sort of relationships. But just because she can’t physically open up to people doesn’t mean that her body can’t give her away in certain aspects.

When she developed this particular power, Bolatito being the queen and tech whiz that she is made her this Light Control Bracelet thing (Imma call it LCB for short), that put a sort of dampner on this power.

It looks like a metal cuff bracelet and it just goes with the rest of her other bangles and stuff, 'cause she already wears a good amount of those to hide her spinnerets [organic webbing and such]

(I'll draw a pic later)

She wears it in public so she doesn’t turn into a human nightlight at every slight provocation and like expose her secret identity and what not.

Downside to the bracelet is that Nifemi can only wear it in like 5 hour spans and needs alike a 15-20 minute break in between so she doesn’t “burn up” per say. Basically like a cooling down process.

She wears it mostly at uni, at hangouts and anywhere in public

She doesn’t wear it while she’s out as Anansi or when she’s alone in apartment, or only with Bolatio, ‘cause, only wears it when it’s necessary.

In addition to this power turning her into a lightbulb, the aura she gives of also literally “burns” her calories, so this girl has a CrAzy metabolism

(Fun Fact: This is based of my own crazy metabolism)

So she’s basically a slightly less intense version of Barry Allen.

And as a result:

Ms Girl. Cannot. Get. Drunk.

Earning her the role of designated caretaker at all bar and club related hangouts

Meanwhile Bolatito (16) and Hobie (18) are drinking buddies

Constantly going out and dragging Nifemi (18) and Miles (17) along most times, mostly Nifemi though, ‘cause Miles some how finds a way get out of such matters and also, to me, he just doesn’t seem like the bar-type hangout person.

Nifemi on the other hand, literally has no choice.

If Bolatito is like “Get up we’re going out” Nifemi is like, “Ughh, fine”

Plus, if Hobie is going to be there, who is this love-struck idiot to refuse such and opportunity.

Anyways,

Bolatito gets loud and stupid when she’s drunk

Screaming, babbling mess. Flirting with Miles at every moment (even more so than usual). Laughing one second then crying the next. Bi-polar little thing [mid weight]

HB however get’s like mellow and quiet when he’s drunk [heavy weight]

Quiet groaning, not saying much, slurring his words, clingy mess.

Also no mental filter on this man when he’s this state

Like, he’s saying the first thing that comes to mind, no thinking

So,

This man will flirt with Nifemi when he’s drunk making her so flustered

BUT HE WON’T REMEMEBER WHAT HE DID WHEN HE’S SOBER!!!

Okay, back to Nifemi’s power and it’s “effects”

Before Hobie found out that Nifemi was Anansi, she always wore the LCB around him, even on one on one hangouts

B/c if she didn’t she’ll turn into a glowing pink lightbulb everytime this man talked because as I mentioned in my ‘Timeline of Love 1960’ post, his voice.

However,

There was one time that she didn’t wear the bracelet

(Luckily HB didn’t remember the full incident but-)

Basically:

- This was before she and HB officially got together

- They were both in that awkward friend phase, with Nifemi being to emotionally constipated to confess and HB liking her and unknowingly making this girl flustered

- While Techflower (Bolatito and Miles) is on the sidelines, eating popcorn and watching this trainwreck

- So Nifemi, Hobie, and Bolatio had gone to this Nigerian pub/club thing to just, hang out

- More accurately, Nifemi had been dragged out by the other two to go socialize in society

- At the club, HB and Bolatio being the buds that they are of course get stupid drunk

- While Nifemi, b/c of her light power thing, cannot get even mildly intoxicated (poor baby)

- So before HB and Bolatito do something that they would regret for the rest of their lives, she decides to be a good friend/sister and get them back home safely

- She also has to get home ‘cause before this she had been wearing the LCB already so she was like 45 minutes away from 'burn up time’

- She also makes the decision that it’ll be smarter to take both of them back to her apartment instead of dropping HB back at his place, so it’ll be easier to keep an eye on them and deal with their hangovers in the morning

(A…tiny mistake on her part)

- So she bundles up the two mess, pays the bill and gets them out of there

She has that spider strength, so it’s like no problem wrangling them back to her place

- By the time they get back to her apartment, Nifemi has like 15 minutes left on her bracelet timer, so she removes it, keeps it on its special dish next to her uni ID and decides to take care of the two idiots (lovingly)

- She carries Bolatito, who is passed out, to her room, tucks her in and then goes back for Hobie

- HB at first glance also seems knocked out cold, so Nifemi’s like,

‘Alright, this’ll be easy’

- And just picks him up as well

- Keep in mind that Nifemi’s like 5’6, 5’7, no noticeable muscle, probably would get winded climbing up the stairs if not for her powers

- And Hobie’s like a 6’3 lanky but at the same time heavy man

- So I guess he’s not like used to the feeling of being carried, so the movement kind of like jostles him awake

“You’re pretty strong luv”

- AARGHH, his accent, one of my baby’s only weaknesses

- So in Nifemi her classic Nifemi fashion, is like:

“Oh really, um-okay, I-I uh d-didn’t notice, that’s uh something-”

- stammering, pathetic mess (oh I love her so much)

- HB just snickers at her response, closes his eyes again and presses himself closer into her, mummering slightly:

“You’re cute when ya all flustered”

Nifemi.exe is shutting down

- Nifemi is done. Finished. Over with. KO-ed

- This man don knock this girl speechless

- And her body gives her away by, you guessed it, glowing

- She was now cosplaying a glowing pink nightlight on it’s highest setting

- She, of course, panics

- Drops HB, who is once again passed out, in the guestroom and hightails it out of there

- Timeskip to the next day, HB can’t remember anything that happened in the midst of his hangover

- Except

- Some glowing pink light that his brain subconsciously links to Nifemi

- And he now has the urge to call Nifemi ‘nightlight’, which he does consistently

“Hey nightlight”

“Wha..”

And that concludes the end of my delusions, if you're still here thanks for reading.

Here’s my favourite pretty picture of Hobie:

#just had a random idea of them a while ago #felt like posting it #their ship name is naijapunk #Nifemi is a living nightlight and Hobie unknowingly uses it against her #lalatalks #Nifemi #Hobie #hobie x oc #oc x canon #naijapunk #spidersona #drabbles #fluff #this is so cringe actually dying #ocs #variant hobie

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noxiatoxia · 9 months

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@pumpkinmetaphor HII ur asks are off and tumblr DMs are a nightmare to navigate so I will respond here to spare poor poor op

soo I have quite a bit written out actually, but idk if it'll ever come to be ...? I think I actually made a post abt it a bit back. It's just one of those many many things I write in my downtime for fun that will prob never get finished. Anyways the concept revolves around werewolves because I love stories of protags having some deep secret they cannot reveal for fear of rejection or worse. In the story, Kaoru has been infected with lycanthropy after being attacked badly by a werewolf. He lies about this encounter to everyone, doctors and his brother included, as he genuinely believes he must have saw wrong. He was attacked at night when he couldn't see well, the animal seeming to be a wolf...but there aren't any wild wolves in Japan. So Kaoru believes it must have been something else. (side note idk how the disease spreads as of yet. Think either saliva in the bloodstream like rabies or it's a thing of if you get killed by a werewolf you come back as one not knowing you technically died...)

Soso Kaoru beings acting strange after this event. After weeks recovering physically, coming back home, his personality shifts unknowingly to himself. He becomes a lot more restless at night, much more snappy and rude, generally kinda acting like his brother more lol. He just seems to be losing his temper easier and being more aggressive and physical, even with Hikaru, who he also becomes more snappy with. Obviously he doesn't understand why he's acting like this, neither does anybody in the club.

Then the big thing happens...full moon baybeeee. Up to this point Kaoru would feel more awake/elevated heartbeat when looking at the moon, but when the full moon comes around, he feels fucking crazy. Like manic and uncontrollable and he starts to freak out a bit. However he sticks it out because the club is hosting a prom event like episode 2, so it's like, whatever, go home and sleep later.

Until he makes the mistake of forgetting to keep himself busy, which leads to him compulsively staring at the moon, and then he finds he can't look away, and well.

And the transformation thing sort of has him black out. In my head, I imagine the werewolves look like regular wolves, just a tad bigger with bigger paws that may be more human-like. Definitely makes him lose all cognitive ability, and by the time he snaps back to normal, he doesn't know where he is, his clothes are tattered, he's in so much pain, and there's blood, and he's like whaaat the fuck happened here...

He's able to hide these facts, not wanting anyone to know how he found himself when he woke up bc that shit cannot be good. quickly through talk he finds that morning that haruhi got hurt last night, so of course hikaru (who is doubly worried about his brother who disappeared for a chunk of the night) urges that the two of them along with the rest of the host club check up on haruhi (who is at home trying to tell them "im fine guys gooddd")

but like, ofc its the club so they knock the door down lmfao. and tho haruhi plays it cool, she is obviously a little shaken about whatever happened. she has some bandages but nothing awful.

turns out, as she explains, an animal attacked her last night (cue tamaki wailing) and she scared it off by blindly slashing a pocket knife at it ("WHY ARE YOU CARRYING SUCH A DANGEROUS WEAPON AROUND!?!? IF YOU NEED BODY GAURDS KYOYA CAN DO SOMETHING IM SURE-" "i use it to open packages senpai.")

kyoya of course takes the idea of a wild, vicious animal on school grounds very seriously, and so inquires on the appearance of the animal. haruhi pauses but admits it looked like a wolf. of course kyoya tells her that can't be right, it must have been a stray dog, but haruhi insists it did NOT look like a dog.

anyways, the club are in uproar about this, arguing back and forth about this wolf-not-wolf that nearly killed haruhi, and kaoru is silently watching from the back as a terrifying realization dawns on him. he remembered waking up with there being blood. namely, blood on his hands and under his nails, and a nasty cut he got on his cheek which he assumed he acquired by tripping and hitting something sharp. But if he pairs that with what haruhi says, it seems INSANE, but also...it would make sense. everything to this point would make sense.

and it terrifies him. it terrifies him more that hikaru swears up and down that he's going to "kill that filthy mutt" that hurt haruhi, and it terrifies him that kyoya says he's going to bring this up with school staff about increasing security. he wonders if he told them that it wasnt just a wolf, it was HIM, that if they would be merciful, or if they would still hate him. if hikaru would want him dead still. and the fact is, he HURT someone. his friend. this is his fault and he cant even blame his friends if they wanted to go as far as kill him if they found out, now that he is literally a monster that can kill people.

this, finally, is where the carriage thing comes in (took long enough!) the story functions as an elaborate ass metaphor, where kaoru's lycanthropy is a physical metaphor for his anxieties about the person who he's supposed to be, the harm he thinks he's causing other people, the harm he's causing his brother. he's running around, trying to find a cure while keeping everyone in the dark, praying no one finds out before he can fix this and fix himself. and if he cant, his only option is likely a grim one, but he CANT let anyone know, it's too risky, he has to do this by himself. his self-destroying obsession with keeping everyone safe and doing the right thing for his friends causes him to push them away from fear of hurting them or getting hurt himself. there's that part of him that's convinced he won't be able to solve this.

it basically drives him to his lowest point mentally and physically. he avoids all his friends so he can't hurt them with his uncontrollable temper or possible transformation, he's doing tons of shady shit in an effort to cure himself. he goes to nekozawa bc if anybody knows how to solve this fuckery its nekozawa and nekozawa treats him like a little lab experiment lmao bc of course he is enraptured by kaoru's newfound form and the physical changes it has made to his body (sharper canines, faster-growing hair, possibly an inch taller, newfound silver allergy). but of course as news of the wolf attack on campus spreads so do rumors, some "crazy" rumors about werewolves being real, of course rumors that are mocked by most of the kids as being nonsense scary stories, but this does NOT help kaoru's paranoia...

as for how this story ends WELL it's unfinished so you can guess (i have no ending.) i do want some part of hikaru obviously finding out at the worst possible moment, probably a very unfortunate circumstance where kaoru is unable to escape transformation on a full moon and hikaru is there. and he probably begs and pleads for hikaru to leave him alone but of course his brother won't do that, and obviously he is fucking stunned to see his brother turn into ?? a wolf. like erm *marvel voice that just happened..... and since kaoru has no control in this form, he tries to attack and even kill hikaru. hikaru would obviously not fight back, bc he doesn't want to hurt kaoru. that and he is stunned silent.

there are other elements of the story i want. for example, if i ever finish this thing, i do have ideas of ayanokoji being involved somehow. probably a witness to kaoru's odd behavior/actual transformation and thusly being able to use this against him cuz Fuck Da Host Club. or even try to kill him herself bc he's a fucking wolf dude idk. i also had this scene in my head with arai being involved bc the night kaoru attacks his brother he wakes up far as fuck away from tokyo with no memory except knowing A) hikaru was there and B) there is blood all over him he can only think of the worst possibilities so he kinda wanders in an unfamiliar back road in a fugue state until some lady almost accidentally hits him with a car and is like. who is this child covered in wounds and blood......and very sane thing to do she is like. hey do u need like. a lift. you look like ur gonna die. you have like 3 stab wounds. and kaoru is like. floor it chief. anyways turns out it's arai's mother ! woah. which is funny because after helping Kaoru and hanging out with him she admits she's like, "oh i helped you cuz you remind me of my son. you seem about his age" and kaoru is like oh ha ha that's nice of you....and then fuckin arai shows up a few hours later and kaoru is like "ohhhhhhhhhhh............................uhoh."

to which since kaoru doesnt have his phone on him arai offers to phone haruhi for him since he has her number and of course 5 minutes later the host club is at their location in a fucking helicopter or some shit bc ZOMG KAORUUU WE WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT YOUUUUU WHERE DID U GOOOO (hikaru withholding information)

it's an incredibly "fan fiction-y" story i admit. but that's the fun of it. it could get soooo dramatic too. cuz like yeah duhh hikaru wouldn't want to kill kaoru ofc not but OTHER people ? there's a guy who is a werewolf. umm. can't see that going over well. and the general attitude kaoru would hold and the way he attempts to figure everything out on his own. the day he and hikaru reunite after hikaru finds out the truth could go so many ways, from silence to yelling to crying to awkward laughing to kaoru just blankly asking what hikaru plans to do with him now, like he's a prisoner accepting his execution. sorry i am a fan of introducing trauma between the toxic codependent twins. and like the other members of the club? i can see people like tamaki being quick to try and help kaoru (despite what he did to haruhi) and haruhi being like "this may as well happen welcome to Ouran Fucking Highschool" but people like Mori or Kyoya may be more hesitant, pointing out kaoru, while not malicious, genuinely CANNOT control himself in his canine state and has shown multiple times that can and WILL kill people, including his friends, and that can't be ignored or brushed off. maybe they put a muzzle on him idfk. either way, it's also a great metaphor for stigma bc once his friends start finding out, they are obviously treating him differently. Even (or especially) hikaru. he's being treated like a different person now. it makes him feel more inhuman than ever. they only see this awful monster he can become now, he feels, and honestly, maybe they're right. it's not all of who he is, but it's a part of him, a part of him that has hurt two people he loves most, and so he can't help but judge himself based off that too.

well ermmmm yes! that is my funny funny story that i have like 6k written down in a word document of that i may or may not finish who fuckin knowwws

#noxia and his cringe fan fiction #ive got another one that i ACTUALLY plan to finish that is the ''died and came back wrong'' trope....again with kaoru.....#not like ACTUALLY dying but its an amnesia story and *rubs hands together have i got SO many ideas.#again a good chunk is written already duhhh...#;shortstory #ohshc #;noxiatalksia

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