[ID: A collection of violent art of stick figures captioned "Me when" and followed by an excerpt from the transcript of Welcome to Night Vale episode 149 which reads:
But I can’t find anything that will fix this, I don’t know what else to do other than to just say "Trust me." I will start over. I will go to Rico’s on another first date, I will pretend to hear about your life for the first time. I will tell you all about mine for the thousandth time. It won’t be the same for me, but it will still be you. And that’s all that matters. You. You’re the one.
This must sound crazy. You barely know me and. I’m coming off as desperate, but it’s because I am. Please call me. End ID]
carlos voicemails have a special ability to completely destroy me ::))
not me thinking i was over it before i saw this tweet. i'm crying right now. what did we do to deserve him. he did so well, the second guessing makes me much more emotional than it should.
edit: i found his exact words. screaming crying rolling on the floor
me: has a functional paci
paci: has pink (<-its a trans paci) so i DONT LIKE IT BC PINK IS FOR GIRLS /silly
me: orders new paci!!!! this one's grey!!!
new paci: deflating bc it has holes in the nipple
me: ok i'll switch the nipples!
*breaks both pacis....*