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DUHHH THE CARRIAGE!!!! DUHHH THE CARRIAGE!!???!!1 THE CARRIAGE!!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU TWINCEST FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR THE CARRIAGE RIDING ON FOREVER IN THE NIGHT WILL ONE DAY TURN BACK INTO A PUMPKIN I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING CINDERELLA COMPLEX-LITE THEORY ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD THE CARRIAGE WILL TURN BACK INTO A PUMPKIN LOL!!! THE CARRIAGE!!!1 PUMPKIN!! LE CARRIAGE!!!! I AM IN THE CARRIAGE!!!! YOU THINK THIS FAMILY SETTING WILL PERSERVE OUR FRIENDSHOP PREVENT CHANGE I FUCKING HATE THE HOST CLUB SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU KAORU I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOUR HOST CLUB KING CHOKES ON COMMONERS COFFEE IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS FEEDING INTO THE CARRIAGE ALLEGORY ISNT IT?? THE CARRIAGE WILL TURN BACK INTO THE PUMPKIN ONE DAY AND THEN YOU'LL BE ALL ALONE!!!!!!
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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my dumb ass keeps reading English words that are written in such a way that they could be pronounced in japanese
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kerosene
moe
ketamine
will update if more arise.
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does anybody have any anime recs with a mostly to all woman cast of characters (including the main character). Genre and age range doesnt matter i dont mind watching a light hearted magical girl kids anime. only thing i ask is it is not full of ecchi BS. some scenes are fine but i want it to not be obviously jack off bait. i do prefer comedies or light hearted stuff, but as long as it isnt gorey ill do anything. drop ur recs :]
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This is not ok xDD
[Dragon Ball] vibe with “HG Vegeta”
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April fools
@themornal and @8edhead are the voices
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“He needs to ditch his sister and date a real man like me”
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#if kaorus 'haruhi is our sister' wish upon the dragon ball came to fruition#this would be kaoharu from hikarus woeful pov#theyre bonding over cinderella meanwhile all hikaru can do is lurk on soyjak.party#relatedly. that site has been down for me for a little bit. did soemthing happen.#is this another rip soyjak party
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trunks: cant believe george washington died of updog
goten: whos george washington
trunks: deez nuts
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god + angels can't see into the bathroom but they do know when you bring your phone in there
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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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