IN A WORLD (cgi explosion, cgi zoom through woods) WHERE BEARS (grizzly bear roar sound effect) HAVE TUMBLR BLOGS (shot of scrolling down the dashboard at breakneck speeds)
HOW CAN YOU TELL (dramatic pan over salmon-filled river) WHO IS A REAL HUMAN (law and order sound effect and dark mysterious human silhouette) AND WHO IS ONLY...MASQUERADING AS ONE (slow zoom in on grizzly bear making intense eye contact with the camera)
THIS SPRING - GRIZZLY BEAR OFFICIAL. THE MOVIE. ONLY IN THEATRES. RATED R.
[image id: a an open grave in the middle of a foggy graveyard. reaching up from a dense fog from the depths of the grave are two hands. in the upper right corner, there is a rectangle with a red banner that reads “live archivist reaction.” below the banner in the rectanglular window is a figure in the shape of a black silhouette with glowing green eyes of multiple shapes and sizes. /end id]
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP WAS I SUPPOSE TO ONLY JUST REALISE THE REASON THAT MASTER SPLINTER SEEMED TO HAVE GOTTEN SO MUCH OLDER AFTER HIM AND THE TURTLES WERE MUTATED WAS BECAUSE HIS RAT DNA IS MAKING HIM AGE FASTER SHUT UP IM GOING TO CRY IM CRYING
PUT YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CAR WINDOW! IT IS HOT OUTSIDE AND YOU NEED TO FEEL THE WIND! BLOW THE THOUGHTS RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD! FUCK BEING MATURE! THERE ARE TREES AND SKY AND AIR AND NO ONE CAN STOP YOU! PUT! YOUR! HEAD! OUT!
we talk so much about how valentine's day is over commercialized when really we should be talking about hOW CUTE IT IS THAT WE INVENTED A HOLIDAY ABOUT LOVE!! like wtf that's so cute. and i mean ALL KINDS of love. take your best friend to get coffee on valentines day. give flowers to your neighbors. send a card to your mom. take your gf out to a botanical garden. just love people.
[IMAGE ID: digital drawing of jon during the season two finale. jon is a short, thin british-indian person with a greying dark mullet wearing a purple sweater over a white button up, glasses, and an ace ring. he is brandishing an axe with an overwhelmed expression on his face. in all caps, the text surrounding him read “oh no…our table…it’s broken” in a scratchy, red font. / END ID]
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THAT CECIL'S WHOLE BACKSTORY IS BECAUSE OF WHAT HUNTOKAR SAID
"Whose life lies directly on the fault lines of this broken reality"
She broke reality around Night Vale, and Cecil is clearly an important part of Night Vale so his entire life got fragmented. Thats why he was alive and broadcasting before the radio was invented. That's why he died in ep33, ep106, and ep171. Mirrors must be a particularly weak part of the border between realities (which would also explain why Nazr saw himself and Francis in his mirror in ASoLaH) and something about the breaking of reality is deadly to Cecil