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#this is inspired by true events
citrine-elephant · 5 months
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she's gonna beat that ass
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verybadatwriting · 10 months
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Incorrect Marvel Quotes 4?
Y/n: I bit a kid today.
Steve: What??
Y/n: Chillax, it was in self-defense.
Steve: How old were they?
Y/n: ...
Steve: How old were they?
Y/n: ...
Y/n: ...
Y/n: ...
Y/n: eight
Steve: Y/N!!!
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android404 · 1 year
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*walks out of the forest covered in blood* I had to send an email *dies*
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mail-me-a-snail · 6 months
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cyberpunk 2077 ? i think u mean keanu reeves photography simulator
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"i'm going to put on ofmd in the background while i do the dishes/cook/clean my apartment" FOOL!!!!! that is the DEVIL talking! you will inevitably be absolutely transfixed by it and be unable to do anything other than sit mesmerized in front of the screen, no matter how many times you've seen it. and you can't do anything about it
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degenerateshinji · 2 months
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a moment of solitude
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jokin-around · 10 months
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what would gay ppl do without each other frankly?
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[<==PREV PAGES] [NEXT PAGE==>(not out yet.wait a year.or maybe more.imagine.]
saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi riptide#gillion tidestrider#GONNA START FORMATTING MY COMICS BETTER. W THE PROPER 'PREV' 'NEXT' LINKS#REALLY DIDNT EXPECT TO CONTINUE THIS SERIES BUT AAAUUUHH MY BRRAAAIN MY BRAIN IS SO IDEASSS. I HAVE 3 OTHER PAGES SKETCHED OUT#NO PROMISES ILL FINISH EM ANY TIME SOON OR EVER. MY WHIMS ARE THEIR OWN BEAST AND I ONLY DRAW ON MY WHIMS#THAT BEING SAID IF U COMMISSIONED ME ILL GEEETT TO YOUUU IM SORRYYYY. ART IS AN EMOTIONAL RELEASE FOR ME N BABY I HAVE EMOTIONS.#ESPECIALLY ABOUT GILLION TIDESTRIDER CHAMPION OF THE UNDERSEA HERO OF THE DEEP.for the desc here i put smth that i typed up in the tags of#another thing i made. i gotta make a proper Baby Gillion tag or smth. eventually.. eventually...I LOVE DRAWIN THIS LIL BABY GUY..#i also LOVE depicting the teachers as just being so fuckin mean. ofc theres variation in that. just like in all things.like the teacher her#idk if itll be mentioned but the octo lady is named Ms Octburn.an octopus pun based off the name of an actual councilor i had#when i was in elementary school i got bullied alot but teachers never did anything. i hated adults and didnt trust them.#but this councilor o mine was so genuinely sweet. i remember spending alot of time w her. she doesnt work there anymore.#but that one school adult that actually earns ur trust and is there for you when they can be.its SO important for a child i think#i hope she knows how much she helped me.youll see in the next page that ms octburn isnt perfect either.but she tries. they all try.somehow.#ALL these comics are gonna be inspired by somesorta experience o mine in the school system. school is so fucked up u ever thing abt that#AND GILLIOOOOONNN IN THE MOST FUCKED UP LITTLE SCHOOL OF ALL. MAINTAINED BY A CULT. CENTERED AROUND HIM. OUR CHOSEN ONE#I IMAGINE ALOT BANKS ON HIS SUCCESS. THIS IS THE WORLD. THE WHOLE WORLD. THE PROPHECY IS GOING TO COME TRUE N UR TELLIN ME#THAT ITS THIS LITTLE IDIOT THATS GONNA BE SAVING US? WHAT IF HE FAILS. IF HE CANT GET THIS RIGHT THEN HE WILL FAIL AND WE WILL DIE#WE NEED TO TRAIN HIM. WE NEED HIM TO LEARN. AND TO SUCCEED. OR ELSE WE'RE DEAD. WE'RE ALL FUCKING DEAD. I IMAGINE THAT MUST BE STRESSFUL#in other news i hope ppl actually giggle when they read these. they ARE intended to be comical. dark humor or whatever. like its also sad#this is intended to be a sad comic series. but a funny one too. does that make sense? god i hope so.saw some1 say they had flashbacks-#-reading this. like YES!! THE INTENDED EFFECT!! YOU GET ME!! i love seeing ppl get upset on this lil baby boys behalf. i LOVE seeing ppl-#-wail n weep n cry in the comments. i LOOOVE seeing ppl RELATE to baby gillion. and i love letting u all know that this wont be a happycomi#gillion gets his happiness arc in the actual show. this series is one of unfortunate events. teehehehe. do u guys remember that show#i keep listening to the lil songs from A Series of Unfortunate Events for inspiration. GOOD STUFF!!#anyway uuhh uhh thats all i got in my brain. for now. feed me ur comments give me ur input i NNEEEEEDD THHEEEMMMM
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maddie-w-draws · 1 year
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fanart of my cat biting jason todd
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margotmilevaz · 1 year
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Hey everyone. Friendly reminder. It's probably time to wash your Big Hoodie. Throw it in with your laundry next time you run it. Peace n love
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cloudwhisper23 · 8 months
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Gregory's fingers curled in the blanket as he called out to the boy he'd considered a bully. He didn't understand. Looking now, he could see the toll everything had taken on Michael.
The emotional breakdown from earlier had to be Gregory's fault, surely. Everything from today was his fault. He'd hit Michael to begin with, but the words coming out of his mouth...
If Michael really was implying that he was Glamrock Freddy, returned to the past simply to continue protecting Gregory, then what happened to his new friend's brother?
Frustrated tears built in Gregory's eyes. Why was everything falling apart so quickly? Why was it so painful? Gregory just wanted to survive.
"No," Michael mumbled. His body stiffened beneath the blanket. "No. No."
"Uhm." Gregory stumbled away from the bed.
"He... he can't be..." Michael curled into a ball beneath the blanket. "It was a prank. It was meant to be a stupid prank... BRING HIM BACK!"
Oh. He was having a nightmare. "Mike?" Gregory said tentatively. He inched closed to the bed again.
It definitely wasn't Freddy possessing Michael. It couldn't be. Whatever was going on, it seemed like a recurring thing for Mike. Maybe that was why he didn't want to sleep. Maybe it was why he changed. Gregory's shoulders relaxed minutely.
"Mike, I think you're having a nightmare-" Gregory cut himself off abruptly when Michael grabbed his wrist.
"Gregory," Michael murmured. He seemed to relax a little bit then. Not much, but at least he wasn't screaming anymore.
Gregory's mouth dried out. He didn't know what to do from here. It was weird, being in the position to comfort someone else again. It was weird, being the source of comfort for someone he'd punched in the face a few days ago.
Michael was strangely affectionate. Gregory wouldn't have guessed, based on how his younger brother reacted to it. The joyous tears that had fallen from his eyes had been worth the discomfort Gregory felt each time Michael hugged them though.
Michael was mumbling his name again. "I'm here," Gregory whispered.
Michael's grip got tighter. "I can't... lose... you..."
Tears filled Gregory's eyes so quickly that he couldn't blink them away. "You won't. I can take care of myself."
"Promise..." Michael turned his head, mumbling into the pillow.
Gregory took that as his cue to leave. He really should've left sooner, actually.
With intense care, as to not upset or wake Michael, Gregory peeled Michael's fingers off his wrist. He then quietly tip-toed out of the room.
This whole ball-pit thing was getting weirder by the minute.
Page that inspired this ficlet
@pixlokita
You cannot put this all on me. Your page literally implied it. ALSO:
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steddieasitgoes · 1 year
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Steve going too hard on leg day and waking up the next morning totally and utterly sore. He mopes around the house, wincing every time he goes to sit or has to pick something up (because Eddie is a little shit who purposely drops things just to make fun of Steve and hear his cute whines). Eddie teases steve about how he could have made him the good kind of sore if he stayed in yesterday instead of going to the gym. Steve just glares at him and takes an extra dose of aspirin to get through the day.
Later, that night when steve is still in pain and eddie is feeling a bit bad about all his teasing, he offers to massage Steve’s sore muscles. Steve spends the next hour sprawled out on his stomach on their bed while eddie sits between his open legs. Fingers kneading Steve’s thick thighs and ridiculously toned ass. It takes a lot of willpower but eddie manages to keep it strictly professional (a feat that’s quite impressive given the moans steve keeps letting slip).
It’s only when Steve swears he’s going to give up on leg day, does eddie get a little handsy. He slaps Steve’s tone ass playful and tells Steve he’ll never get another butt/thigh massage out of him if he quits.
(Leg day quickly becomes their favorite day.)
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anxious-lee · 1 month
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when your shy friend who only ever chuckles quietly at things finally giggles (and it's adorable)
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aexvii · 1 year
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(。•̀ᴗ-)✧
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maxkirin · 1 year
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everybody:
me, talking about my OCs:
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i-just-drink-coffee · 5 months
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Shauna: *is sad*
Shauna: *puts on comfy clothes, hair in a messy bun, makes a worship shrine, switches off the lights, lies on floor in front of shrine and cries, stops after 10 minutes, cleans everything up and leaves*
Natalie: what the actual fuck
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