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saw alot of comments on prev pages; saying 'i HATE that mean teacher! im gonna FIGHT HIM!!' & i LOVE the energy!! it WOULD be nice. to have that catharsis. but the story of young tidestrider is Not one of catharsis. it is a story of being so small and so special and sucking so bad.

[RF] How to get rich

Hello,

Welocme to my book. Parental advisory warning, explicit content. let me just take a second to warn all of those with the faint of heart. This book is not for you. Pussyfoot cucks should put this down immediately. Go ahead, I'll wait.

Now that they are gone.................

Everything in this book is based on a true story.

You see in this life, you have to tell it like it is. The world is your fuckin oyster. You’re either a doer or a non doer there is no inbetween. As my good Friend Tony Robbbins once said “your bank account is only as big as your balls”. Still hold true. Wise words from a great friend of mine. I like you Tungy Robbins. I’ll always remember when we first met.

It was Tony Dungy’s 50th birthday party. He had Louis CK do a special of stand up, followed by a set of Bill Cosby and Chris Delliah. We were the only ones other than Tony Dungy at the party. Just me, Tony Robbins, and Tony dungy.

Naturally when Louis CK whips it out and starts with his signature move, we all join in. See, here is something nobody wants to say about Louis. When you dangle ur thing infront of men, we are instantly drawn in and feel obliged to do the same. Its like a tribal ritual. The last hours of that party were spent just me, Louis, The Tony’s and myself just stroking one in a circle.

Look, this book is going to tell my life story. Not from like when I was a kid or something but from the start of when I started making serious cash. That’s why you picked up this book right? Because you’re a lost little fuck and you want some little guidance. A lil bit of guidance from me is what you want and that is what I am going to give you here in this book that I am going to get into.

Those who are looking to have a shitty, poor life, Stop reading this. Because this book is only for people who want the exact opposite of that kind of life. IN this book, I will show you how I turned $1, into $50 million in just a few years with no work at all. And how you can too.

So please.. Sit back, Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of somehtig. Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of somehtig. Grab a cup of something Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of somehtig. Grab a cup of something Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of somehtig. Grab a cup of something Grab a cup of something. Grab a cup of somehtig. Grab a cup of something and enjoy the ride.

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How to get rich.

“You ever take a shit that looks like a pussy so you fuck it?” My best friend Tim asked me. You see, Tim studied abroad in Flint. He wrote his thesis on why the water there is better for you. He hasn’t been the same since then. He’s been a whole lot smarter.

“No, only because I actually haven’t taken a shit that looks like a pussy. I’ve taken a shit that looks like my own asshole before. Sometimes when I do that I try to wipe it because I get it confused with my own asshole.”

“Ah got it” Tim said back to me in a good voice.

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You may be wondering, why is this important. Well I’ll show you, because what this is is a metaphor for life.

My Dad is a psychologist at Yale. He once told me that “you’ll never do anything great in life you stupid fuck”. But he also said this “ The thoughts make the man and the make man the thought”.

Think about how you can apply that thinking to your own life. I want you to take a second and be proactive. How would things be different? How would things be the same? How would this affect your marriage?

Exercise 1 . - Imagine you were me in your shoes, what would I do in that situation? Now just do that. Do what I do and you will be successful.

So anyway, Tim and I were sitting in a basement shooting the shit, taking huge shits in his bathroom one after another. We used to play this game where we would each take a bunch of laxatives then take turns shitting. We would do this for hours.

So anyway, a little backstory on Tim and I. This happened while we were in college at this point. We had both grown up in a little suburb outside of Baltimore, Maryland. We met at a very young age, like 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9. We both grew up around the neighborhood. Our Dads both worked at Yale right down the road, so it was just us home alone together alot..

Timmy was interesting because his dad was the head of Psychology at the university. His dad was a pioneer in the controversial “absent, together” style of parenting. This is essentially when the parents not only have little involvement but actually refuse to have any involvement at all. Further, the theory states that kids should be raised by other kids, and should only talk with others who are equally as developed, or less developed than themselves. I know his dad was also worried about the possibility of how conversing with a kid could make him stupid. Because kids brains aren’t developed and Timmys dad was always worried about his brain regressing when he talked with his child.

Anyway, so Timmy and I raised each other. We would spend countless nights sleeping in my parent's backyard together. Running around the yard nude in the open air.

Your see Timmys dad had another controversial theory, it stated as follows “The nature of the little boy is to be totally, and unapologetically free. In my opinion, the strict confines of a home, and clothes for that matter just hold the child back. What they need to be doing is spending time outside running around, nude, in my front yard. You see children have a natural sense of wonderment about them. Something I've such yearned for in my years/

You see, when was a little boy, my parents were always done in thew fuckin dumps. Literally in the fucking garbage searching around for hidden gems. Scrapping to the bottom of every last trash bag just find an opened can of fucking worms to snack out before breakfast.

You see, my parents were major bird enthusiasts. They would spend many days wondering the local shopping center streets for bugs for us to eat. Diving headfirst into the concrete at even the potential site of a worm.

You see, when my parents would catch a worm, they had to run all the way back from where they were, to our little shack.

You see, because we lived very far away and

You see, it was very far. They were actually in really good shape because of it. It would take them hours of running home while flapping their arms to make it back to us.

You see, this brings me up to my current point of children being totally free. That is why I think they should be free and stuff.”

Anyway, so you see, TImmys dad was kind of a nut. But so was Timmy. And that's why I loved him.

Exercise 2 . -Everyone who is successful needs a little nut in their life. Take a moment to think, whos the little nut in yourlife? Your best buddy Juggs? Your Aunt Crabapple? Take a moment to rethink about it you stupid little

SCCCCCCCRRREEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTCCHHHH. Record screatess.

WOAH THERE KEEP IT PG NOW.

Timmy and I were smoking PCP for a long time. Like a long time. We would spend days and nights literally smoking PCP nonstop. Like if you remember a few pages ago when i talked about how we would play games where we would just shit over and over, it was like that but for smoking PCP.

One of my favorite Self Help Gurus, Tim Ferris, once said in his famous book “4-hour large cock” that smoking PCP was totally the reason for his enlarged manhood.

You see, Tim Ferris was a funny guy in high school because like I remember when he was in a marching band playing the flute with his friends and would hang out with them on the weekends also.

I remember one-time TIm said to me “Can you believe Karl sucked Andrews dick’ and I said, no Karl sucks Davy's dick. Karl is stupid he probably fucks random strangers. He’s like a grandma that fucks people.

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to be continued.

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