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i-just-drink-coffee · 2 months

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What’s the point of college honestly can’t we rot on Tumblr for the rest of our lives

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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The Yellowjackets as songs

(ACCORDING TO ME)

Nat: Night Shift- Lucy Dacus

Lottie: Dreams- The Cranberries

Shauna: Natalie Wood- TV Girl

Jackie: Reckless Driving- Lizzy McApline

Taissa: Cobra- Megan The Stallion

Van: 40 days- Slowdive

Misty: You’re on your own kid- Taylor Swift

Mari: Post- Break up Sex- The Vacinnes

Akilah: Say so- Doja Cat

Laura Lee: Surfs up- The Beach Boys

Bonus

Travis: Only Time- Enya

Javi: Say Yes To Heaven- Lana Del Rey

Coach Ben: Sex and Candy- Marcy Playground

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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Natalie: Depression Phase so bad got me thinking of fucking the troll from Frozen

Lottie: How about 🔥sleep🔥

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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Ok we can all recognise that in Yellowjackets no one was a “mean girl” coz they were traumatised, in shock, hungry, lonely, etc,etc.

But like- Mari.

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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The difference between LottieNat and JackieShauna is so funny because like

Shauna’s the type of person to have 2 exams in 2 days and focus more on the less important one because Jackie focused on that one more.

Meanwhile, both Lottie and Nat didn’t even know they had exams coming up.

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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Obsessed with all the ppl correcting me that they did want *a* character to die

When I said I wanted the Nat X Travis storyline dead, I didn’t mean the characters….

#Travis #travis yellowjackets

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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When I said I wanted the Nat X Travis storyline dead, I didn’t mean the characters….

#yellowjackets #nat #lottienat #natalie scatorccio #travis yellowjackets #lottie #misty #jackieshauna #jackie #mari #van #taissa #taissa x van #taivan #shauna yellowjackets #shauna shipman #i love lottienat #lottie x nat #lottie matthews

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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I love Shauna for being ab absolutely unhinged iconic teen girl and adult girl representation - like, she won the idgaf and best homoerotic friendship award hands down

Also shout out to Lottie for being a capitalist barbie like let’s go girlbosses

Just proves that something about a romantic tension with their friend (cough Jackie cough nat) in their teen years really transformed them tbh tbh. And the cannibalism too but like yk

#yellowjackets #lottie #lottienat #jackieshauna #jackie #shauna yellowjackets #shauna shipman #Misty also yes but like she’s just insane #misty #nat #mari #van #natalie scatorccio #vantai #taissa yellowjackets #taissa x van #taissa turner #van palmer #misty quigley

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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(Pre crash after the Yellowjackets get trashed at a party)

Tai:… and none of you are allowed to go out today

Van: What? Why?

Shauna: (Hysterical)I knew it! I woke up today knowing something bad is going to happen and also that essentially deep down I’m a deeply evil person!

Nat: It’s called a hangover you’ll be fine

#yellowjackets #van #taissa #taivan #shaunajackie #shauna shipman #jackie #jackie x shauna #natalie scatorccio #lottie #lottienat #misty #nat #jackieshauna #mari #derry girls #van palmer #taissa x van

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i-just-drink-coffee · 3 months

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Patiently (violently) waiting (begging, screaming, crying) for the showrunners of yj (I’m outside the office rn) to announce a new season (I have a knife) otherwise I will kill (everyone) myself (yes).

But no pressure (I have a gun and no self preservation also) <3

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i-just-drink-coffee · 4 months

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Shauna: *pregnant, sitting on the passenger side of the car*

Jackie: *driving wearing sunglasses, looks at Shauna and puts sunglasses on her stomach*

Shauna: ??

Jackie: The baby should feel cool too

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i-just-drink-coffee · 4 months

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The Yellowjacket as things I’ve heard pt12:

Van: This is my cat I named him Fedora

Misty: could you give me 5 bucks to tip my drug dealer I feel bad for him

Jackie: If you want to date me you have to defeat my 7 evil hyper fixations

Shauna: There are actually more than two genders- how could you forget blonde and brunettes ?!

Natalie: No but what do you think it will take for a human to get pregnant by a dog

Lottie: can’t believe I did nothing for a year!! I’m going to do it again but damn!!

Taissa: I love the marvels because valkayrie and carol are gay in my mind idc about other shit

Mari: I can’t help that your man wants me I was born this way

Laura: I got jumped all because I didn’t like Oreos

Akilah: I understand that I’m the youngest but we re not sacrificing me because of that

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i-just-drink-coffee · 4 months

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*on a call*

Taissa: You hang up

Van: No YOU hang up

Nat: Why did u guys have to call me for this

Taissa: So you can see who actually hangs up first

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i-just-drink-coffee · 5 months

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The Yellowjacket as things I’ve heard pt11

Natalie: Do you think captain marvel will fuck me if I asked

Mari: How do I say that I want to become a lawyer because “I need to win every argument against every stupid bitch ever” in a professional way for my college application?

Lottie: Just because I’m gay it doesn’t mean I have crystals shoved up my ass

Taissa: Nothing is more humbling than taking a bath and immediately feeling better- like what was I so dramatic?

Van: “Girls are annoying” - to YOU. To me they’re just hot.

Shauna: Oh so when I actually slay no one will say slay queen… I see how it is

Jackie: I almost killed a guy at karaoke. Long story.

Misty: Thank god I don’t have empathy. Y’all look really unhappy

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i-just-drink-coffee · 5 months

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Natalie: Shut the fuck up Lottie!

Lottie: *in her mind* Enemies to Lovers, 500 k words, angst and fluff, happy ending

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i-just-drink-coffee · 5 months

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Shauna: *is sad*

Shauna: *puts on comfy clothes, hair in a messy bun, makes a worship shrine, switches off the lights, lies on floor in front of shrine and cries, stops after 10 minutes, cleans everything up and leaves*

Natalie: what the actual fuck

#yellowjackets #shauna shipman #may or may not be inspired by true events #natalie yellowjackets #natalie scatorccio #shay at #shaunat #lottie #lottienat #misty #nat #jackieshauna #jackie #mari #van #taissa turner #taivan #jackie x shauna #jackie taylor

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i-just-drink-coffee · 5 months

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The Yellowjacket favourite artists (based on MY opinions so stfu)

Shauna: Mitski or Boygenius

Jackie: Taylor Swift

Lottie: Lana Del Ray or Fleetwood Mac

Natalie: The 1975 or TV Girl

Misty: Conan Gray or Reneé Rap

Taissa: Cigarettes After Sex or Tyler the creator

Van: The Cure or Slowdive

Mari: Marina or Kylie Minogue

Akilah: Shawn Mendes or BTS

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