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pandoa · 3 months

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in every new game, there's a jumin han waiting to be discovered...

(malleus is just happy he finally got invited to something)

#twst is not an otome!!!#ngl i kinda only added malleus bc i needed one more 'serious' character to complete it lol #i don't play enough games to know another character #honorary love interest fr (he's close enough)#this is all for jokes btw lmao #mystic messenger #obey me #lovebrush chronicles #for all time #tears of themis #mr. love queen's choice #love and deepspace #jumin han #lucifer obey me #lucien #malleus draconia #clarence clayden #zayne

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luluxa · 1 year

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dream career achieved: drawing posters for @wearewatcher 🧡😎

#watcher #shane madej #ryan bergara #mystery files #ghost files #all the files!#can't wait to watch it ahh!#it's not an april fools joke btw as far as I'm aware lmao #or is it???#fun fact: finished it yesterday #schedule be tight lol

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son1c · 1 year

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cyborg sonic from my fanfic!

he’s basically like surge and kit, where all the robotics are internal. but his eyes glow because i like it when characters’ eyes glow. also, the astro boy-like segmentation isn’t functional. i guess you could call it scarring from being roboticized and then incorrectly de-roboticized :)

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sth #sonic au #falling stars au #my real reason for making falling stars was so i could justify putting sonic in black as a member of team dark (<- HALF JOKING)#scribbles #the 5 is for act/chapter 5 btw lmao #changed his gloves to be all black. i am the king of indecision

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r0semultiverse · 8 months

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Kawaki Homophobia Moments

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xbraveheartx · 6 months

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Can we all agree to the fact that Romeo was, with 100% certainty, a drama arts kid ??

My guy put on a whole ass mini play for you when you first enter the Opera House, in order to convey and warn you of Geppetto's scheme... and then drops in dramatically with a shit eating grin and offers you his hand like he did the perfect job at getting across the grand evil plot-- and goddammit he did !! He nailed it right on the head!

He showed us exactly what was happening! Gave us literally the whole ending plot, front and center stage!

Romeo is an A+ storyteller, actor, set designer, costumer, and all around theater kid. Adelina Corday whomst?! Step aside for Romeo !!

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #Romeo King of Puppets #Krat's primadonna stands NO CHANCE against Romeo's all around talent. He put on a one man show.#“Adelina played 3 different roles in her last play” YAWN!! When you play literally every part there is to put on a whole show?#THEN talk to me 🙄#THIS IS ALL A JOKE BTW but also fuck Adelina Corday >:| she's awful. And also I'm 100% serious about Romeo LMAO

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torchickentacos · 16 days

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girl help, the pokemon youtubers are calling Battling The Enemy Within one of the worst pokeani episodes

#like okay. it's not my fault that you lack taste and appreciation for high art. literally.#if you can't appreciate the cultural impact that the possessed ash 3 days grace amvs had??? then that's a you problem #you don't like brandon? you don't like the king of pokelantis? you don't like NOOOOO and '....okay :D'??? you don't like the flying pyramid #pathetic.#this is all INCREDIBLY lighthearted and joking btw lmao. never take anything I say seriously #taylor's tag #pokemon #pokeani

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undeadmagick · 19 days

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hello. i have nothing offer. so here are some random memes i found that remind me of some devotees. (in the nicest way possible)

hypnos devotees:

loki devotees:

aphrodite devotees:

poseidon devotees:

lucifer devotees:

hades devotees:

apollo devotees:

ares devotees:

odin devotees:

hera devotees:

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dinomight · 2 years

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*batman's dad voice* sharing is caring kids

[ID: two stills from the show Umbrella Academy. The top one shows Viktor looking out of the open car window in shock, with yellow text next to him that reads "cass realizing she's a lesbian bc she has a crush on tim's ex". The bottom still shows Five passing by him in a different car, also looking shocked, with white text next to him that reads "tim realizing he's bi bc he has a crush on cass's ex". /end ID.]

#dc #batfam #timkon #stephcass #tim drake #cassandra cain #image described #this is so dumb but it was haunting me #also for legal purposes: this is a joke #not at all intended as a serious commentary on these characters or ships lmao #i just think it's funny that if you go w fanfav ships they basically went tradesies #(sorry if the desc is bad btw i tried)

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gently-decaying-flowers · 2 months

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context: i was making jokes with my mom about needing cargo shorts for the big pockets- big pockets needed so i can smuggle drugs (i was really trying to cover up being trans but this has turned into a running joke)

ANYWAY

my stepdad just told me this story

so my mom was like “we gotta go get the drug smuggling shorts today” and my stepdad said

“yk what if she was being serious?”

mom, “there’s no way she’d be able to do that”

stepdad- “what if she fell into the wrong crowd or smthn?”

mom, “she’d have to fall into a crowd first”

OKAY MOM WAY TO POINT OUT I DONT HAVE FRIENDS 💀

#char rambles #they were saying all that as a joke btw #that last parts just a lil too true #LMAO

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geothebio · 10 months

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what was dashcon like

fun for the first two days until the internet started shitting all over it for fun

nobody peed in the ball pit, by the way

#also i made great money there lmao #i paid for my first car from that con!#it was a pt cruiser so nothing luxurious lmfao #jokes aside i had a fantastic time until my anxiety took over on sunday #but all the people there were fantastic!#and i got to table next to the creator of nimona!!#(i’m super proud of you nate btw)

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turtletoria · 2 years

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me to me after consuming dairy

#turtlearts #wordgirl #wg #dr two brains #steven boxleitner #also. kind of swag of him to not take accountability for his actions and to blame someone else lmao #<-- sarcasm btw #he is my scrungly. disgorsting little guy heart emoji #i characterize him as being very well meaning and kind and generous #but still capable of being an absolute bastard #and not very good with animals #judging from squeakys horrible little cage and the fact he had a whole ass elephant in a lab #like. man is a walking osha violation probably #again i think hes very caring and kind but definitely has a bit of an arrogant streak in the way he may think everything will go in his #favor. does this make sense.#argh i want to emphasize that hes nice and cool!!!!!! but also got a mean streak!!!!!!!!!! ok thats all!!#hes a stem major after all *rolls eyes*#<-- that was a joke guys dont come for me im a chem minor

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keekity · 9 months

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vamp-witch and her recently turned gf

#'going on a sims hiatus guys' me 5 days later:#apparently saying im not going to play the sims gives me an overwhelming urge to play the sims who wouldve thought #also these hairs r u joking #ok going 2 go buy bg3 byeeeeee #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #ts4 portrait #the sims 4 #sims 4 #oh BTW for my tag lurkers:#if you scroll through my ts4 cas or edit tag all the way to november you'll find the og fairy version of the bottom sim ;)#with a nelly furtado song lmao

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skeletonlover69 · 4 months

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I FORGOT TO POST SPIDERSANS

#sans #graphart #OK SO. FOR THIS AU... I GUESS??? the joke is that papyrus and sans are both spiderman lmao #and they basically just annoy villains into submission #also sans does basically nothing. he just kinda walks in and says a standard joke and papyrus beata up the bad guys haha #OK LOOK ITS NOT FLESHED OUT AT ALL I JUST HAD A SILLY IDEA #AND ALSO I HAVE A HUGE CRUSH ON HIM SO??? LEAVE ME ALONE AAAH #AH BTW HIS SPIDER SUIT IS A SPIDER PIJAMA #sans does not wear a mask at all and papyrus gets mad. but hes got a point he's like. we're skeletons what identity is there to hide

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redinthesea · 10 months

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I'm gonna be honest, I have zero explanation or excuses for this one. Self-indulgent crossover just for the sake of it. If you get it you get it. Posts with a target audience of one person (me).

#trigun #touhou #touhou project #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #meryl stryfe #milly thompson #me art #context for non-touhous for the comic: the character Vash is replacing here is a member of a species with horns #but she hides them to pass as human using hair buns. but it'd look silly with his design so he doesn't have that option lol #also ok listen. the no explanation part was a lie.#just combining 2 out of 3 of my favorite fictional characters of all time (Kasen & Vash) because #the similarities between them are insane. they might as well be the same character. like. the list is endless #something something if I had a penny I'd have two pennies #this started as a silly joke but I literally have thoughts about this au now. can I talk about the flower symbolism I need to ta-#funny how my feelings on komakasen and vashwood are similar too btw. don't ship it but not Not ship it lmao

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okaioh · 4 months

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I love how Madagio is this terrifying, almost invincible entity that seems to know everything - and they just have a bunch of cats

could have chosen any animal or thing and it was like "yeah I want a fuck ton of these guys meowing and shedding all over the place"

#ITS SO SILLY LMAO LOOK AT EM ALL #but genuinely so cool lore loved it 10/10 fitmc youre the goat #but the cats made me laugh #live kai reaction #qsmp #q!fit #this is /lh btw im making a joke dont kill me please

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last-in-line-for-hell · 1 year

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// n$fw

Wei Wuxian loving being manhandled, loving riding Lan Wangji because it’s the position Lan Wangji hits him deepest, Wei Wuxian producing his own slick, teasing Lan Wangji that their “everydays” will lead to Wei Wuxian getting pregnant, him acting like a total brat to get Lan Wangji to snap and be as rough as he can…I love this ridiculous brat of a bottom.

#n$fw /#kinda #mdzs textpost not art #these are canon btw not even joking #Wei Wuxian is 100% a bottom and it makes him so ridiculous jsjkd #I could make an opposite post about LWJ tbh him literally getting harder inside WWX multiple times #being so rough with WWX and tying him up whenever he can #not even joking it’s really lovely to see them have such compatible preferences #even more healthy because they consider otherwise for a second before deciding not to because they don’t wanna #esp lwj djjdjd #idc what everyone else says or likes whatever you do your thing #but I find these two endlessly endearing in their blatant preferences not only in the general but also the more specific #I could write an essay on it and I’m not even being hyperbolic LMAO #ANYWAY just a draft I had that I was hesitant to post as people tend to suck but you’ve all seen my profile bio you know what I’m about #I also straight up don’t know what tumblr’s system will allow or not lol

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