i miss babysitter godfather tubbo like this was peak chayanne and tallulah content to me
i know he can't do it again because he has two more eggs to take care of this week but damn...
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also why IS everyone in the audience gay. really makes you think
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Roberto and Grimmer just being enormous pals together. They duck their heads when entering a room or stepping onto the bus, their knees bending really high up when they sit down. People often ask if they're related because how else are these two enormous guys in the same place?
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whatever that bracelet stands for has to be a quote i think
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I can't imagine what they would think to learn that some fish species are all female and then the most dominant one will turn into a male
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i love ocs that are just, recolors with extra steps. do you get what i mean. they're actually so fun
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Stop squirming!
Neanderthals finger combing the tangles out of each other’s hair after washing
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Political ads: My opponent has jacked up taxes every year since he was elected!
Me: Which taxes? Income? Sales? Property? Business?
Political ads: I promise to hold the line on taxes!
Me: Which taxes? What government programs do those taxes contribute to? What gets cut if the lack of taxation causes a deficit?
Political ads: Think about the taxes!
Me: WHICH TAXES. WHICH TAXES ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. TELL ME WHO'S ACTUALLY GETTING AFFECTED BY THESE TAXES YOU'RE SO CONCERNED WITH.
Reminder to always ask what it is that people aren't saying in these ads.
A lot of them want you to think that it is your personal taxes as a working-class person that they're talking about. But if it's taxes on the rich that they're "holding the line on," then they're using your desire to survive with a greater portion of your own income as fuel to keep the upper classes from paying their fair share.
I keep getting the same three or four political ads (half aren't even for the district I live in) and I'm frustrated that they use these transparent tactics and that there are probably people that don't have the time or background to take that moment to go 'what are they hoping I hear in this? What are they actually going to do?'
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mildly frustrated at how many 'we need to talk about lizzie more' posts ive seen and the distinct lack of actual posts of art or writing about lizzie that ive seen cross my dash
like guys i thought we wanted to talk about lizzie and not the fandom's problems when is that happening
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