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thesecretmansion · 4 months

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heyyy could you please write smth where remus is with a taller reader (think 5'10 or 5'9) and other girls are talkinga bout how she won't fidn love bc guys will be intimidated and then this absoloute GOLIATH of a man (remus) appears and like hugs her and the girls have to shut up. also could you please please make her a girly girl. Im so tired of tall girls always being portrayed as masculine.

thanks a tonnnnnnnn!!!

"I mean she's pretty sure but she is just… so tall"

"Yeah I mean what guy would want that"

"Brad told me that guys like short girls specifically ones at yknow what height"

You heard all of these comments but none really stuck out to you. They were all phrases that you had heard before throughout your life. You were above average and lived in a town with mostly below average girls which made you seem even more massive. The gaggle of girls picked up their volume as they got closer.

"It's a waste she doesn't play basketball"

You almost let out a snort at that one. You were highly uncoordinated when it came to sports. You had in fact been pushed into basketball when you were younger but when it became clear that it was not something you enjoyed, you dropped out.

"I wonder how tall she is exactly"

5'10. That's how tall you were, give or take a few centimeters. You checked the time. Remus was supposed to meet you at 3:30 and it was currently 3:45.

"And she wears heels to parties. She is SO brave"

"Right? I wonder where she gets her clothes"

They couldn't be serious. You felt your eyes roll. They were acting like you were some ginormous creature and not 4 inches taller than them. You checked your watch again.

"I just wonder how hard it is for her to find a boyfriend?"

You heard someone behind you call your name and as you turned you caught a brief glimpse of the girls mouths hanging wide open. There a few feet in front of you was your glorious boyfriend holding flowers.

Remus hustled to catch up with you and gave you a sweet hug. His arms were huge as they wrapped around you and you felt bad for the way his poor back had to bend in order to give you a proper hug.

"I got these for you as an apology", He blurted before you could say anything.

"Remus", you laughed as you accepted the flowers, "you could have just called"

"Yeah but...", He trailed off as he shrugged. You craned your neck up even further too look him in the eyes. You felt your eyes crinkle from your smile.

Your smile only got wider as he grabbed your hand to walk. And it didn't even twitch when you passed the group of girls who were talking.

"Is that her boyfriend? Crikey how tall is he?", an incredulous voice spoke up from the group.

"6'6", Remus called over his shoulder smirking as he did so.

They quickly turned as to make it look as if they weren't staring but you didn't even notice too infatuated with your Goliath of a boyfriend.

heyy. I hope you liked this. my writings a bit rusty but I swear this time that I will actually write anything you guys send in within reason. I got a bit carried away with the comments. I'm not that tall myself (5'5) but there was a girl at my hs that was 6'2 and I wanted to be her so badd. Also unrelated fun fact but ginormous isn't a real word. Its a combo of gigantic and enormous and was first used in ELF.

#remus lupin x you #remus lupin fanfiction #remus lupin #marauder era #marauders #the marauders #remus lupin fluff #remus lupin x reader #fanfic #harry potter fanfiction #marauders era #the maruaders #tall!reader #even taller remus

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eundiarys · 1 year

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05. giggles cackles

genre : idol! au, fake dating au to actually really dating, fluff, no angst i think!!!!! maybe, my humor sorry

warnings : drinking, and the fact this is a half written fic written by me. thats all :/

summary : in which — yn who just debuted gets into a dating scandal with one of the most famous group members because of a misunderstanding and is forced to fake date with him. what happens if it isn’t as bad as she thinks? and and what if she finds comfort with him?

taehyun was tired. he swore this is the last time going to the convenience just to see you.

everything he walks into the store, he hopes you’ll somehow be there. he wanted to ask you how you were after the incident. he wasn’t sure why he was doing this for you, but it felt right.

and here he is again. in the store, alone. no sign of you being here. it’s not like he got stood up on a date or anything. but he was upset.

he puts his stuff that he picked out on the cashier table as the bells echoed in the atmosphered. wait. hold on. doesn’t that mean someone came in the store?

“hey, remember me?” he turns and blinks. is this a dream?

you giggle at his acts. he couldn’t believe you were here, beside him.

…

you both sat down outside, with drinks and ramen of each other’s choice.

“so, how’s idol life?” he asked, wanting to start conversation.

the question leaves you with your eyes wide and mouth agape, you almost dropped your drink. it had come out so easily from him, as if he was simply asking you what you had done today.

he laughs at your obviously shocked gaze, then realising that maybe you wanted to hide it.

“you found out?” “im an idol too, you know”

“that’s why you were so familiar! you’re kang taehyun from txt.. and wait you’re also from hybe right?” you only knew txt because of hyein. though they are incredibly talented

he nods his head.

“the idol life is nice so far. i like to see people supporting me and my group. it makes me feel comforted”

“believe me, you’ll experience more than that soon.”

the rest of the night was just you guys getting to know each other and having small convos, contained with laughter and giggles.

even after saying goodbye, taehyun still thought about you. more than usual. that’s weird, but its fine. because he likes it.

masterlist ʚ♡ɞ next

authors note , so much people in taglist.. thank u so much for supporting this smau and very sorry for lack of updates for like 3 days T_T i’ll make up for it promisee 🫶 (lmk if i forget someone in the taglist)

taglist , @kiribirien @wccycc @hanniluvi @imhuh @ashxxkook @yeniiverse @suburbiataehyung @jungwonj @eveyi @taekwondoes @mirula @aestheticsluut @lcv3lies @iirene304 @curly-fr13s @luvdokja @forever-in-the-sky2 @sserafimz @cha0thicpisces @hawkins-hs @whippedforbeomgyu @hoonfever @stepout-09-15 @yuhjoeyuh (thank you for reading!)

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hms-no-fun · 10 months

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one thing i'm curious about is if you're currently reading / drawing inspiration from any other contemporary HS fanworks. i know KITTYQUEST just dropped its epilogue like less than a week ago, so it's definitely a big era for Homestuck Fanworks That Have Jade Harley Have Kids lmaoooo

i may talk a big game about how you can't hope to substantively discuss what homestuck *is* without also examining its fanworks, but unfortunately i am myself woefully under-read and out of date. i kinda stopped reading homestuck fanworks after 2020 because. well. at the risk of getting into the weeds of fandom drama. all the ones i really liked stopped updating when the fandom environment turned from passively toxic to aggressively poisonous, and there was at least a 50/50 chance that the creator of any given active fanwork was either with or supported the group of people who wielded that poison.

that feeling is far less prominent now but i am still skeptical any time a new homestuck fanwork gets popular. they have to pass a litmus test first: is this person shitty or weird about the epilogues/hs2? they don't have to have liked either work necessarily, they just have to acknowledge that those works exist, have influence, and are worth talking about, even if they personally don't want to do the talking. god this all sounds so petty, but people lost jobs over what happened. i don't think i can have a positive interaction with anyone who is simply unwilling to have an in-depth conversation about the contents of a text without feeling the need to pass objective moral judgments at every turn, nor do i think i will get much out of the fanworks such a person might produce. so i save us all the trouble and don't bother!

that said, i quite like Kittyquest. i'm way behind on it though, as i am on everything. that Kitty showed up not too long after Yiffy actually inspired me to create Edie, because i love the idea of "Jade's Daughter" being this extraordinarily flexible archetype. it feels like kind of a combo-breaker considering how rigid homestuck's archetypes typically are. i also very much admire Kittyquest's commitment to fleshing out the culture and history of Earth C, especially in the ways it seems to deliberately break from what we've seen of it in post-canon. the lack of worldbuilding the epilogues is one of its biggest weaknesses in my opinion, so i always like it when a story tries to pick up that slack. the artstyle being so divorced from homestuck's yet still somehow indebted to it really encouraged me to try different things with the types of images we started putting into godfeels. what i love about post-canon broadly is just how varied it is artistically, stylistically. i think it's good and compelling and healthy that so much art in this space is willing to play with these things in such constructive ways.

the other contemporary fanwork that really has influence on godfeels is Vast Error. which i am also behind on. but Snowbound Blood is a personal favorite whose tone (at its best) matches the vibes i'm going for in 3.2. the biggest i guess Thing for me wrt Vast Error is how different its universe engine session is from what we saw in homestuck. its logic, its mechanics, its purpose-- the whole thing is so alien, and yet it has Prospit and Derse, it has Spades Slick and other such guys, it has Skaia, so there's clear continuity. if we imagine the universe engine as a procedurally generated video game, these commonalities suggest that there are stable constants in the formula. it was that alongside all the other wildly different fansessions on MSPFA that started the gears turning which would eventually lead to the EWL. the idea of an organization of castoffs from the infinite fanontinuum of alternate sessions, who study the constants and variables across countless UE instances and build squads of sailors who specialize in particular behavioral clusters. oh this session has an overpowered Jack making it unviable? send in the Jills, they'll show him what's what.

i guess if there's a thread here it's that i'm most inspired by what metatextual trends suggest about the hypothetical Ultimate Self of any given homestuck narrative convention. i'm not saying that's a good thing but i guess it has worked out okay so far.

i could shout out other fanworks that i haven't read but i think i would rather hear from y'all. what's out there right now? what's good? i should probably catch up

#homestuck #godfeels #sarahposts #fandom

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boyfhee · 10 months

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ooo wait what about rating likelihoods using the otp prompt generator and your moots with their bias

mimi ure a genius

@maiverie : 104266/10 why am i crying IM IMAGINING THEM GOING TO A PET CAFE AND ALL THE KITTENS/PUPPIES JSUT ASSEMBLE AROUND HEE AS THEY SIT DOWN??? like she goes to place their order and then it's heeseung who's busy playing with them it's so cute until it's time to leave and mai has to pick the kittens/pups one by one and put them aside to free him 😭😭😭😭 they keep running back to him HEAD IN MY HANDS IM DISSOCIATING 😭😭

@flwrshee : 10/10 ITS GIVING HIGHSCHOOL TALENT COMPETITION? like imagine ri being the new student and having no one to pair up with yet and then heeseung approaches her, asking if she wants to pair up with me (ri-cael band disbanding in my head) I SEE HIM LOOKING AT HER WITH HEART EYES AS SHE PLAYS WTV INSTRUMENT SHE'S GOOD AT. like the perfect romance here idk my otp fr THEIR PERFORMANCE IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE LIKE EVERYONE SAW THE WAY HE LOOKED AT HER WHEN SHE WAS THANKING PPL AROUND AFTER WINNING ohhh god me when😂

@whoschr : 56325/10 hear me out. both chae and hee having a crush on each other and they go out with their friends IT'S SNOWING OFC WE NEED TO SET THE ATMOSPHERE and then they sit on the bench when heeseung sees that she's shivering a bit??? chae i know u left ur scarf at home deliberately. ANYWAY SO SHE JOKINGLY SAYS THAT THEY SHOULD SHARE HIS SCARF BUT MY GUY, HE'S SERIOUS AND SCOOTS CLOSER TO HER AND PUTS HIS SCARF AROUND BOTH OF THEM im on the floor crying . like imagine both of them blushing and all JUST CONFESS ALR

@hoonvrs : 10/10 SAINTHOON CORE!!!!! thought they both were being discreet and subtle with all those glances and winks WE SAW. like u do not expect us to not notice the way sunghoon deliberately drops his pen during class as an excuse to mutter a soft and quiet 'i love you' to saint who's sitting in front of him GOD THE PEAK OF HS ROMANCE???? thought no one was there when they were kissing in class after school but me and ri we SAW U BOTH . the walk of confidence they do when they announce their relationship to the friend group on graduation and everyone is like . we Know 🥸 EVERYONE POINT AT LAUGH AT THE LOSER COUPLE i love them

@haerinz : 9/10 one point off bc idk how someone messes up a kiss so bad that they have bruises BUT THIS IS SO CUTE LIEK IT ALR TOOK JUNGWON EIGHT DAYS AND FIFTEEN SELF TED TALKS TO KISS FAE AND THEN WHEN THEY TRY TO DO THEY JUST BUMP FOREHEADS 😭😭😭 the crazy amount of blushing oh my god he cant face her after that . BUT FAE I KNOW WHAT U ARE I BET SHE CUPS HIS FACE AND KISSES HIM YEAHHH idk maybe they also get matching bandages for those bruises ☝️

@jaeyunverse : scale broke THIS GENERATOR IS CRAZY?? ok first of all i know the real sage won't hesitate let's be fr. second of all THIS IS SO CUTE like idek what to say here everything is said by the generator LIKE I BET SHE FIRST STARTED AT HIS FACE FOR A GOOD FIVE MINUTES. AND THEN LEANS IN TO KISS HIM BUT ALMOST BACKS OFF WHEN HEESEUNG OPENS IN HIS EYES BUT HE'S A MAN OF HIS WORDS HE DOES KISS HER i could've added a few more things here but let's keep the delusion low for now

@tyunni : 10/10 this is something they will do i know. like imagine riki peeking through the slight gap as he hides in the closet, smiling widely every time may seemingly steps towards the closet BUT SHE NEVER GOES NEAR IT 🤓☝️ MY BOY SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES IN A FUCKING CLOSET FOR HER LMFAOOO HE JUST GIVES UP IN THE END AND COMES OUT SAYING "U HAVE TO COME NEAR THE CLOSET FOR ME TO SCARE U" LIKE ??????? riki where did the logic go. HE'S SULKING BC HIS PLAN FAILED AND I KNOW MAY WILL NOT LET THIS GO . riki hates her for this (no he doesn't)

@jennaissantes : 10/10 the cutest!!! like they're both sitting on the couch and watching tv before the tv is ignored and they start talking ab their day SHARING TEA ohh . gossip girls fr 🙏 U CANNOT MISS THE WAY THEY KEEP SHIFTING CLOSER TO EACH OTHER LIEK from sitting at corners for the armrest to moving to the middle to falling asleep while cuddling and snuggling on the couch THAT GUY IS HOLDING ON HER REAL TIGHT BC HE DOESNT WANT LILY TO FALL OF THE COUCH i want this

@ctrlemis : 10/10 idc if anyone uses ipod now THIS IS TOO CUTE TO NOT TALK ABOUT. like cmon im sure sunoo is down bad for art ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD BE and he def plans on confessing with a playlist since they love listening and trying out new songs. THE SWEATER UMMM bet it's after it has rained and the temperature has gotten a few degrees lower when sunoo offers them his sweater before art leaves for home (they both do but they live in opposite directions yes this is right) he literally sprints all the way to art's place when he realises his ipod is with them, AND LIKE IMAGINE THE CONVO LIKE ART DEF GOES "i like you too" while handing over his sweater and ipod while sunoo just stops functioning for a good minute IM CRYING THEY'RE SO ADORABLE

@sunooze : 356447/10 adding mimi here for giving this amazing idea IM SRY IF JAY IS NOT UR BIAS BUT I JS WENT WITH HIM BC I SAW HEE, JAY, JAKE AND SUNOO ON UR BLOG PLSSS but this is so cute i would propose immediately if someone did this for me LIKE I DEF SEE U RUMMAGING THRU THE KITCHEN TO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO EAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND JAY WALKS UP TO CHECK ON ALL THE SHUFFLING NOISES??? he looks so sleepy ok sleepy jay will be adorable i know but all the sleep lefts his body when he realises that what u want isnt at home . INSTANTLY RUNS TO THE STORE . LIKE U BLINK AND HE'S OUT OF THE HOUSE. comes back w so many packets of that food item that it's not gna run out for at least a week pls pay him back in cuddles ☹️

@heeliopheelia : 10/10 BUTTERFLIES? carly and hee they both r talking more like she is talking and he's listening so attentively (eye contact game is insane) while she's talking about her day or something, AND THEN HE SUDDENLY BRINGS HIS HAND UP TO HER FACE TO TUCK A FEW STRANDS OF HER HAIR BEHIND HER EAR how have you not passed out yet bae. AND THE WAY HE'S SO NORMAL ABOUT IT LIKE HIS REASON IS "it was blocking my view, pretty," I WILL THROW MY LAPTOP ACROSS THE ROOM

#—sunooze.#—games.#i am writing ESSAYS here pls #all the prompts here are so adorable im smiling so hard #sorry if i missed anyone 🙏🙏

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faunandfloraas · 20 days

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thank you to Karolina for tagging meeeeeee @inloif

Do you make your bed? Most the time, yes! Because I have a cute, very grannycore bedspread and some cute throw pillows so I like to see it made up and it makes me more likely to actually open the blinds and let the sun in.

What’s your favorite number? 12. Genuinely no reason why.

What is your job? Nothing official. Unofficial.... well maybe theres been a cashy once or twice lately, who knows not me.

If you could go back to school, would you? If I could go back in time, I would- but at this very minute? no. i dropped out of hs because *undiagnosed everything so if I could have, yk, ever accessed help that would have been nice lol

Can you parallel park? I'd prefer not to.

A job you had that might surprise people? idk- aged care? none of my jobs have been very weird or random, so

Do you think aliens are real? 🛸 I WANT TO BELIEVE

Can you drive a manual car? Yes. For 33 whole seconds before I blow up the clutch and destroy the car.

What’s your guilty pleasure? Well. Thats for me to know and to not inflict on my lovely kpop pals 😇

Tattoos? No I'm too indecisive I cant even get a haircut 😭 i like them on other people, though!

Favorite color? depends on the time of day and what stage the moon is in- but like Im always a fan of pics and browns and greens and yellows and

Favorite type of music? Once again. I cannot ever land on a favourite.

Do you like puzzles? Uhhhhhhhh? I think im too adhd for that.

Any phobias? Im a bit scared of heights but not phobia scared.... hmm nothing else really.

Favorite childhood sport? baseball. which didnt exist here and no one cared about and was weird for me to be into since I cared naught for sport, generally.

Do you talk to yourself? Yuh. Incessantly. I do voices and stuff. Inherited it from my mother actually, so it's her fault.

What movies do you adore? Uptown girls, Imagine me and you and moonlight are all films Ive seen multiple times and have enjoyed everytime so those I guess :)

Coffee or Tea? Both! I love them both. idk I guess Iced coffees my number 1 girl but I have been havin tea every morning lately now its colder so.

First thing you wanted to be growing up? long haul truck driver is the main thing I ever remember really thinking Wow. that'd be so cool. ???? i wanted to sleep in the truck, particularly? and as I have said before, I believe I should have been a gay truck driving 60 yr old man named big Al but the universe had other plans, I guess.

this was fun! I tag any and all moots or followers who would like to do this, I'm always happy to learn things about you guys :)

#tag game #i appreciate that this had some different questions!

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zombiepedia · 1 year

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THES..... NOOOOO 😭😭 OK... I ACTUALLY NEVER KNEW YOU ALSO WERE/ARE A HS FAN..... SO........ um. Who's your favorite character is it also dirk. mine was always aradia. still is. strikes a pose

BWJSHSOSHSOS SERIOUSLY THOUGH DUDE... i was actually very active in the hs community back when the epilogues and hs2 came out and i never read the epilogues cause god bless i heard how bad they were but i did read hs2... only a little bit though..... i feel like it's kind of a marvel how absolutely shit and a complete failure both of those things were in every single way especially as a follow up to the juggernaut that is Homestuck. like. Yiffany. They created Yiffany. And thought it was a good idea.

god. 😭 did you ever follow pesterquest, though :O? i was SUPER into it and overall i actually think it did a pretty good job!!

i go on for 4 long paragraphs putting this under a cut LAWL

CALLIIIIII I AM A FAN i literally never think abt homestuck anymore which is why you wouldn't have known. it dropped from my brain in like? Late 2020 i think? early 2021? but. i was fixated on it for a WHILE and first read hs in middle school because i really liked a boy and wanted to impress him (it worked. he later took me to homecoming freshman year) and ended up loving it for like the next 10 fucking years i guess. Oh God its been 10 years 💀

dirk and jake are 100% my favorites. i like themSO so much. especially dirk though dirk is special to me he's one of the only characters i've ever cared to cosplay i love him with my whole heart still even to this day. he is just Special. ARADIA IS ALSO A CHARACTER I LOVE SOOOOO MUCH THOUGH INCREDIBLY BASED ANSWER !!!!!!!

oh my god the epilogues i remember reading them pre much alongside everyone else when they first dropped and the more i read this fucking. divine horror overcame me. i literally cried so hard over dirk strider i think i got nauseous. No fawking joke. what they did to him is unforgivable. i also did not know truly what i was walking into (i should've waited to see reviews 💀) but i rushed in. if i could go back and unread it well. i would. my friend cam and i were just talking about yiffany like it's a shame she is named. Well. That. And the Everything. because yiffany DOES have a cool design. the shame and horrors. God. i have also been reminded that dirk named the stolen ship Theseus. i can't stand that guy... <- said with a clenched fist and so much love and rage boiling in my heart

OH AND i did follow up on both pesterquest (which ive played all of/own) and also enjoyed it minus the insertion of ultimate dirk into dirk's portion of the game. Get the hell out boy just give me time with dirk. Okay. none of the hs2 nonsense. but i fucking loved dave's route as well. definitely several i consider well done :D and i've also played all of hiveswap friendsim which was very very fun for me too

#thes.asks

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thegempage · 1 year

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i have a different idea i want to write and a thing i want to record tonight but this has been stuck in my head all day so here's this little btd and hs proper (very non-btd-canon but not technically impossible) crossover

You don't know who that guy is, but he looks an awful lot like you.

The hair is right (wrong color by a few shades too light, but the right unmanageable shape), the way his eyebrows twitch is right, the sweater... you're pretty sure you do own that sweater, actually. Somewhere in a closet you've long forgotten. His eyes are full of red and gold rings but you get the same sensation meeting them that you get when you look in a mirror too late at night, when you know you're looking at your own face in the dark but everything just seems a little off.

It also helps that his blood is the same bright, candy red as yours, and is dripping from his nose and hands as you stare at each other.

But even that is... wrong. His blood is thicker, you manage to scramble together. It doesn't drip the way yours does, free and thin. It crawls down his face and hands like a corn syrup, leaving bright trails in its wake. There are stains on his cheeks like tear tracks, echos of the same bright red.

"Who the fuck are you."

It doesn't really matter which of you said it first, because his voice sounds like yours with an accent you can't place.

He coughs, spraying more of that syrup-blood all over his hands and the front of his shirt. One of your other friends could probably tell you why he's doing that, but the longer you look the more you can guess that he just got beat the fuck up.

"Well?" you prompt, closing your arms around yourself. You've gotten better with (your) blood over the... years, but his is just unsettling enough that it's making your skin crawl.

"Shut the fuck up," he snarls. "Give me a second."

He raises a hand to brush the blood away from his mouth (leaving red trails in its wake), and the movement pulls your attention to his ears. Red and gold feathers sprout out from behind his ears and shake as he takes a few rattling breaths. Someone must've punched him in the gut, maybe busted a rib or two, if you had to guess; you don't know how, or who, or what he's doing here, but clearly whatever's dropped him on your doorstep neglected to patch up the damage he's taken. You drop your arms into a regular pissed off cross as he straights up, goes to run his hands through his hair, and thinks better of it.

"I'm not supposed to be here," he says.

Your yard, far too peaceful for this kind of morning, agrees with a rustle of wind through the leaves. "Yeah, no shit," you say. "Answer my question."

He doesn't. He looks up, eyes scanning the sky like it has the answers for him. When he moves his head you can see the top of what is clearly sheet music tattooed at the base of his neck; the red reminds you of...

Fuck, Dave is going to be coming out here any second, you need to wrap this up.

"This isn't --" whatever he says makes your brain hurt "-- is it? That's the real sun."

"What else would it be?"

"The --" That word hurts even worse, wrenching your eyes shut.

"Yeah, hey, don't say that again. Just tell me who the fuck you are and what you're doing in front of my house."

"Do you think if I knew I wouldn't have flown away already?" He says it like this is obvious, and it is definitely not, and you are not thrilled by how this conversation is going. "And if you really need to know, it's Karkat."

The fuck it's not. The imposter Karkat starts to turn away from you, but when he pauses to flex his shoulders you grab him by the wrist and yank him forward. Your faces almost crash together but you realize you did yourself a favor when big, angelic wings of black and red and gold unfurl themselves from his shoulders and block out the light from the sun.

"Let me go," he snaps, trying to wrestle away from you. "If I'm not back soon they'll --" he says some more words you don't get, but these don't hurt your head. "Dave is depending on me --"

"I'm what?"

Dave is standing in your doorway, and you feel the imposter Karkat's blood run cold in your grip, as if he's filling with ice. He looks from Dave to you and back again. He's calculating something, trying to deduce what exactly is going on (you know, because that's the expression you make, too, which you hate). Dave walks up to the two of you, but he turns completely to you. "Who's this guy?" he asks.

"He says his name is Karkat."

Dave's eyebrows make an appearance above his glasses. "He does look a lot like you. Like a weird fantasy version of you, but not a sexy fantasy, more like a dungeons and/or dragons fantasy version."

That statement makes your grip loosen enough that imposter Karkat can pull his hand back, but he doesn't fly away. He's stopped looking at you, his gaze locked on Dave, his expression muddled. You step between them, lips curled in a snarl. You don't know his intentions, sure, but that's worse.

"The book."

He doesn't elaborate on that statement. He whips a phone out of his pocket and dials a number, mumbling something that is clearly a prayer under his breath; before the phone hits its second ring, there's someone at his side, someone that looks an...

Awful lot like Dave.

This new Dave doesn't even notice the two of you, talking in tones you can't understand to this imposter Karkat, who rambles in the language that doesn't make your head hurt as new Dave looks over his hands, his nose, the spots where he brushed blood across his face, and for all of your suspicions about this imposter Karkat, you would have to be a fucking idiot to not realize that new Dave is deeply, lovingly worried for his health.

Your Dave puts an arm around your shoulders, reaching for your hand. "He's bleeding," he says, and you think he means the imposter Karkat until he gestures with your connected hands to the cuts on new Dave's forearm, clearly already healing but shining with a glittering pink blood.

Your morning is, without a doubt, absolutely fucking ruined.

#little rock.txt #homestuck #ciaran does the art #writing #beyond the divide #i'm probably gonna come back to this bcus it's a fun idea jfklsdafjl

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solardick · 2 months

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Добро пожаловать

All the effort made to produce disfunctional relationships to experience. The point is to keep me down as much as possible while leaving me functional enough to be herded.

A change in alphabets. Will aid in producing symbols minimally affected by conditioning. The notion that the russians are nuclear’ly irresponsible in keeping production going under harshee environmental circumstances. The cold. As winters are heavy and stark. Stark is a word in association of it’s deffiniton.the latest film being I.S.S. Partnership and goodwill are countered by the destructive. It’s message is of a hurt of feelings. Trust and nurturing. Of feeling betrayed.

Flipping it around as I am not?

The fact that my date is a targeted personality to base media fantasy around. Media has been speaking to me directly. Timing of events and motivations. Centralized around specified dates for conditioning. As another outer person speaking directly to you. Similar to “natural” phenomenon. Of the birds and the bees and the trees in the wind. Like a hand petting a cat. If ine were to listen, to a purring tree. Thr branches and thr leaves, the rustling.

If you cant beat’em. Join’em.

Got to try and figure out a way of fallowing through on the motivation, while being put down, and bullied, to feel untainted by their Hs. Not to suffer negative consequences for growing instead of degenerating.

Beyond how much growth and cooperation i create in the world. All those people. All that support to evil deeds and evil intentions. Those pretendign sympathy to the others who ultimatly do. Your fucken welcome. Not tbat i get paid for it.

Maybe pluto comign along will bring torment to all those whim deserve it by right of way. If nature and i are conformed to a single entity. Then i do pray good fortune agaisnt my own will. That classically fake smile trying meekly to be honest.

Or on the evil side that CSkrs smile. Knowing and satisfied with the effort placed to bring you bad fortune.

Though its more complete to say. That everything is out on the table. There’s nothing to hide. The image catches multiple positions.

Though one wouldn’t trust a swindler. Or the peddler as has been taught, disseminated my way. Fishing out of a little pond and full of what has been released into it. Cheers fucker.

B is for family. And for knowing you have everything you need. In complete honesty. It also shows trust or faith in the opposing party. A welcoming relationship. The feeling of confidence in social matters. But also here serves as the image looking forwards. From the mirror. Separation of self into a projection. Based on influences not of the self.

The power of vowels. To say; drop her line and drop her a line. Are two completely different suggestions.

And my search for finding a dentist continues as they are all corrupt.

Im the black chick from startrek. Spock turned into a woman briefly. But got his mojo back. Need to embrace the inner spock and go full logical.

Something is wrong here. 99¢ a can. Maybe iy up to 2$ soemthing. 463 positive reviews uh?

Anyway. Went out to the dep and a guy was buying a can. And to continuenin this string theory. In association with cats and trees.

It be fun to muse with the definition of R to that of Я. As the letter Я is synomenous with the english letter i. As it serves a single letter word. Which is the self I and Я. In comparison to english Я’s pronunciation is identical to an affirmation. As its pronounced as ya or ja. Which means yes.

Comparatively speaking, between German and english is the word hell. For english is equivalent to despair or anguish or something similar. But in german hell means bright. As in a bright light. There a problem here. Considering. Bright and light are the associations of heaven. The german typeset is identical to the english qwerty system except they replace the strength card with that of the world card. This is suggestive of “man over nature” to stand in for the definition of the strength card. If its not being perverted with the flip of gender association.

The bible says to be closer to god is to know all languages. And yet am discouraged from doing so.

Anyway. Looks like im back to seatching tor another job to be ficked with st again. I ficken hate it here. And i cant walk into the buildibg without having lung pain and choking.

Hu pot store. Heres my id. Ok…. What?! I dhoild you. Its my fault you cant see. (Its was less than a foot from his eyes).Ok get out. Im not serving you. Why? Cause you told me to go fuck myself what? No i didn’t. I said you cant see. Do he bars off the entrance. Smiling. Fucken cocksucker.

(Its the same smile my brother used to give me. One time right before he came at me with an axe. A silly smile. Cause he tripped and hot embarrassed.) then almost hospitalize me if i didnt have such quick reflexes.) .. thats a fucked mix of influences… to have a start of another run through another level of hell.

What i cant be suicidal and not be own by sn ignorant gocksuvker looking to over himself on me cause he’s bored? Fuck off. Cheers to another tear of being ficken raped.

Ohwell giess im not studying cards tonight. Go watch the new age homosexyal tv instead.

And there go the crows. Nothing good gomming my way. On well buy my drugs illegally then. And walmart sending me my T-4 from two years ago? Great really? Is therw a connection there. That eoplw want to rub in that i dont get? Sorry i already got raped today. Your too late. Try again later.

Look at me becoming an asshole.

I think he won that one.

You do?

If you think about jt.

Temperance and the affirmation of self.

In the image of war. The moon reflecting the wheel. (Cog). The vowels may be taken out. And an R for temperance. Named with a powerful T. Of violence. And the Я. I see it. I like that letter.

Now we can deviate a bit from the script. Give the current i-fool card for joy to Я. If it occupies its own place. Add in another, actual, fool card. Modernize it slightly. Like i already have done 100% charged. The fool keeps the security in self. Top shape. One thinks the concert.

They intentionally suppressing his life?

Looks that way.

Я think so. Hah! see what i did there?

Temperance and fortification.

Theee goes the crow.

#Spotify

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lonlonranching · 9 months

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accidental ramblings about queerness and my experience in early-adulting

idk wtf happened but i feel like since graduating from undergrad to like a couple of weeks ago i had drastically lost sight of my queerness

like even tho there were a lot of labels i didnt know what to do with in undergrad - i still was on the road to self-discovery (and allowed myself to trek it). i came out as gay question mark queer question mark bisexual question mark NOT STRAIGHT in late hs to close friends (actually, a friend had asked me, and i realized i wasnt as good at hiding as i thought), and then i was very fortunate to go to a college that had a pretty clear queer community (though limited - im pretty sure i never found the spaces with aroace people in them, at least out aroace people- in fact i remember hearing a lot of reductive language about aroace people from those i considered friends. they said shit like aroace people are just repressed. they were just traumatized. they were just inexperienced… its a fake internet sexuality for deeply confused and weird people. yeah, not great, and certainly not safe).

so for me, my personal journey really started during covid - where queerness could be a thing between me and myself, and not the rest of the world to tell me who i was and what that meant to them.

my last semester of undergrad was fall of 2020, which about 6 months prior was when covid shutdowns started happening in the states. i went to a teeeny enough undergrad they let us come back if we abided by all the CDC requirements. i was graduating early, and a lot of my friends either had already graduated, dropped out, or they were out-of-staters who were just gonna continue with the online curriculum in place. also a year before, i had done a study abroad, and when i came back, the world went into shutdown pretty immediately. in total, i think i had 2 friends left and i hadnt seen them in a while.

it was the greatest semester. all i did was hang out with these two people, do nothing, and got to be myself without all those watching, waiting eyes…

with the lack of outside observation (observing isnt evil - unwanted and ignorant commentary however…), i became VERY visibly queer. it just didnt matter! and i felt good about myself! and made a lot of interesting outfit choices lol

but then i graduated, and i got my first real adult job and the road began to fog

i go by a name that isnt, errrrr, conventional. and because im a pretty feminine person, i think it confuses a lot of people when they meet me (as if i have to make sense to anyone but myself). i remember i worked for a really “trendy” and “forward-thinking” non-profit with a LOT of people my age, but the majority still treated me like that deeply confused, weird person i had heard about in college. i remember telling them the name i go by (we were still over zoom, the world still grappling with this global pandemic, seemingly no end in sight as we waited in our homes, in front of our screens, for the world to begin turning), and was met by one of the few moments in my life i could audibly hear crickets. my ears burned, and i looked away from their pixelated faces, and told them they could call me my government name if they preferred. i hear a woman who is a year older than me laugh, and then say: yeah im going to call you that one. it was mortifying. it was humiliating. it reminded me of every single second of my life - that i didnt deserve to be me. that there wasnt any room for that nonsense.

i quit that job only a couple months in - which blew for a multitude of reasons: i had to pass literally three different rounds of interviews, it was my only source of income, and i became incredibly mentally unstable. the latter part mostly caused by the actual work part - i worked for this guy who laughed at poor people, and profited off systemic racism. they shoved me and my bachelors in history in meetings with affluent white cis men who thought themselves titans - they had PhDs in fields that take up a lifetime and youre so high above the clouds the rest of us seem like ants. the way they spoke on people made it clear they didnt see others as complex, feeling beings like themselves. and while i was at these conversations, i was not in them, nor was i welcome either. i tend to feel a little uncomfortable around non-profits now. it seems like a misnomer

so i got a new job, after a couple months of heavy medication trial and error (another eldritch horror story). and ive been at it for a couple years! yay!

i will say its not perfect. and i definitely confuse a few people there, especially since the average age there is 60. and im not sure they know many queer people, especially the “weird, confused” ones like myself. i also dont go by my preferred name because its unfortunately just easier for me to not to. but im making it work! in fact, im showing them im pretty sure of myself. and being weird is actually very endearing!

i think ive had to spend the last couple of years relearning my footing on how to be me. i also had to figure out how to stand up for myself and others. to learn its not a bad thing to keep gentleness cradled in your arms, and show it to other people. if they aren’t interested, it says more about them than you. and hopefully they get back on the road sooner rather than later, trekking onward and earnestly.

but for me, because that is what happens here, maybe the road isnt getting less foggy, but im getting more confident in finding my own way.

#ramblings

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sibylsleaves · 2 years

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No but thinking about Buck when he was a teen makes me go INSANE actually like he was absolutely that kid who wanted friends and attention SO BADLY and everyone could see the desperation just dripping off of him, the way he would throw himself into friendships TOO fast and TOO intensely and the other person would withdraw and back off from the sheer intensity of that energy. And like, it’s not that he was Unpopular, its just that the other kids saw him as an amusement at best and he would play that role willingly, GLADLY if it meant they’d invite him out after football games (is it canon that he played fb in hs? or was that in a fanfic and i accepted it as truth?) or watch him make a fool of himself at keg parties.

Like, think about how quick he was to follow that random guy to LA from Peru like that boy has NEVER had a best friend before in his life, only Maddie could ever come CLOSE to fitting in that role, but even then they weren’t equals, she was his sister, and kind of his mom. And even at the 118 like Hen & Chim & Bobby all care about him but he’s like, their misguided little brother/surrogate son, not a BEST FRIEND.

But then along comes Eddie and not only does he accept Buck the MINUTE he drops his dumb posturing act, he offers him this equal partnership—you have my back, I’ll have yours—without a single hesitation. And when Buck comes on super strong the way he still can’t shake (involving himself in Eddie’s childcare issues), Eddie not only accepts those overtures he reciprocates (helping Buck’s sister move, later on coming to cheer him up w/ Christopher post-crush injury)

LIKE!!!!!! Buck has absolutely never had anyone in his life like Eddie. Someone who just knows him so well and sees all his flaws and hangups and doesn’t see him as a fuck up or a younger brother but a FRIEND, someone to rely on, someone to play video games with and talk to about the hard stuff and CALL WHEN THEY GET ARRESTED (I know he did NOT call Buck, but they sure did go out of their way to make it explicit that he was Eddie’s FIRST CHOICE) Someone who just wants him around just BECAUSE. Because he’s fun and because he’s kind and he cares and he just!!!! ENJOYS SPENDING TIME WITH HIM!!! Like he took him to take Christopher to see Santa??? Just because???? And he never makes Buck feel like he’s too much, or he’s coming on too strong, or he wants more friendship than Eddie is willing to give, like every time Buck wants to connect with him Eddie is RIGHT THERE offering that same connection back to him (and, actually, is often the one offering first) and being a safe place for Buck to land no matter what.

Like I obviously ship it as well, but their friendship ALONE has me shaking/crying/throwing up

#911 fox #buddie #evan buckley #eddie diaz #911onfox

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dreamifics · 3 years

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If you're comfortable writing this, you don't have to...

Will you write Steve Harrington x fem!reader smut? Like reader is finishing up some homework, laying on their bed (not anything big, just a small assignment) and he's horny asf, but reader has been teasing him all day, wearing small ass shorts and shit around their apartment, etc. So he's all sorts of fucked up, but she won't quit teasing him, and she knows she is teasing him and shit. So he all starts to fuck her while she's laying face down on the bed and shit.

Just some nasty smut with hs graduate (not like au or anything) fucking reader face down.

Jesus that was nasty.

Hope u like this, I'm still new to writing smut so this might be not that nice. Hope u send a request again! Have a great and loving day!

Steve Harrington x Fem!Reader

Warning: smut, cursing, smut, smut

It was a very special day, well for Y/N, for Steve not so much. She and Steve had a small bet about who can go the longest without sex and Y/N knew she had this in the bag. She has been teasing Steve all day, wearing the sexiest clothes she was even wearing the red lipstick that Steve loves so much.

Y/N smiled to herself, contented with what she did today, she was now just laying in bed, doing her homework while waiting for Steve to get home.

Soon enough, she heard the door opened and a frustrated Steve walked into the door. You can see the anger flickering in his eyes, it only brought satisfaction to Y/N.

"What are you doing?" Steve closed his eyes, taking a deep breath when he saw her. Y/N was teasing him and it was fucking working. His eyes were burning with lust, she wanted to fuck Y/N with every movement she makes.

"I'm doing school works, my professor gave us two weeks' worth of homework." Y/N mumbled, her eyes fixated on the paper she's working on. This only added fuel to fire burning inside Steve, he always love seeing Y/N study and it turned him on.

"I know what you're doing now, I'm asking about today when you were teasing me."

"What teasing? I just wanted to look good." Y/N teased, she finally looked up and saw the lust in his eyes. She's not gonna lie, it was also turning her on but she won't back down that easy. Y/N was always competitive, even if it's just a stupid bet.

Steve was infuriated but at this point, he didn't care anymore, he moved closer to Y/N and took a seat next to her. He grazed his fingers on her neck down to her back sending shivers down Y/N's spine. He started kissing her neck this action ignites something within Y/N, she has always love neck kisses, it was a sweet way to start.

"You're going to lose our bet..." She closed her eyes, relaxing at the warmth of Steve's lips. All she wanted right now is Steve admitting his defeat.

"You win, I don't care about that." Y/N smiled, turning her back on her bed, she looks at a lust-driven Steve.

"Steve, as much as I badly want this, I'm still studying, let's do this later when I'm done." She smiled comforting, her homework was due tomorrow and she needed to finish it. She wants this, but sadly priorities have to come first. However, Steve didn't listen, his hands were still wandering in her stomach almost reaching her breast.

"No one said you can't multitask, right?" His voice changed, it was sultry and low, it turned her on so much that all she wanted was to drop out of school.

"Y-Yeah." That was all she could say, a smirk appeared on Steve's face as he connected his lips with hers. The taste of Steve welcomed Y/N, his tongue made its way inside her mouth. It danced with her own, it was in rhythm with the beat of her heart, her nipples hardening at how good a kisser Steve is. Her thigh was tightening and tightening as Steve's tongue makes a move. He pulled away from the kiss and flip Y/N on her stomach, her face was pressed against the soft mattress, she can feel Steve pinning her down. Y/N can feel Steve's hard cock pressing on her ass.

"Just relax and do your homework, Y/N." He whispered in her ears, she can feel the heat of his breath and it was making her crazy. Like she could do her homework at this state, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

Steve's hand linger outside of her shorts, she breathed fast and hard. No guy has ever made her feel this way, Steve was the only one who can make her crazy in love.

Soon enough, his one hand slipped inside her shorts, sliding his fingers inside her. A muffled moan was all she could muster, his fingers went in and out of her.

"You're so wet." She heard Steve mutter, a small smile painted on Y/N's lips. His other hand made its way to her breast, massaging it like there's no tomorrow.

The fingers weren't enough to keep Y/N hunger satisfied, he wanted Steve inside him not just his fingers. Steve seems to read her mind because soon enough he pulled the shorts and her lace panties clean off her skin.

Steve touches her bare ass, the excitement rushed through his body. The same feeling he felt when he first fucked Y/N for the first time was still there. He loves her, and everything she does still surprises him.

"We've been together for years but you still have that damning effect on me.'' Y/N just smirked at the comment Steve made.

He stroked Y/N's bare pussy with his dick, dragging it in her slit and ass. And just like that he thrust his hips between Y/N's thighs, Y/N let out a deafening moan giving satisfaction to Steve. His thick cock slid inside her, burying it inside her wet pussy.

The moans Y/N let out sounded like music to Steve's ear, with every thrust that he makes, the deeper he goes. Y/N gripped the bedsheets as tight as she could like her life depended on it. Y/N soon rides every thrust Steve makes, causing him to moan and thrust harder inside her.

"You're so tight." He growled low, this only added fuel to the fire inside Y/N.

He thrust, forcing Y/N to let out a whimper, he continued to pound and thrust her. The pace suddenly went faster and harder, the feeling of him going inside and out of her was too much to take. Y/N pressed her face hard on the mattress, she didn't want any neighbors to hear her moans and screams.

He fucked harder and harder, the sensation in Y/N's stomach is eating her alive over and over. Pleasure built between them, their muscles were burning, Y/N was on the brink of orgasm.

It build and build until it finally took over her, exploding like the skies on the fourth of July. She squeezed her eyes shut, her face buried so deep in the mattress, she let him fuck her as orgasm flowed between the two of them. She was soon clouded with dopamine and oxytocin. Y/N went weak, her hands no longer gripping the sheets.

Steve didn't stop, though, he was still thrusting but this time it was slow and his arms tightened around my body, and suddenly a warm liquid came out of him, it flowed down her throbbing pussy.

Steve fell in her, his cock still inside her. Their heavy breaths filled the room, she can feel the sweat of Steve dripping on her. Y/N closes her tired eyes, Steve moved and pulled from her. He laid beside her, Y/N sensed this and she also moved and laid on his chest.

This was always their routine, after the hard and tiring sex, they always cuddle next to each other even if they were angry with each other.

"Study, my ass." Steve mutters, she couldn't help but laugh at his remark.

"Well, someone distracted me." Steve chuckled, she can feel the rise of his chest, causing her to blush. It was always nice making Steve laughs, it's the most satisfying thing in this world.

"Who? Me? I'm distracting?" He asked innocently, he was fishing for compliments and Y/N knew this. She faces Steve and smiled dearly.

"Yes, you and your pretty big hair." Steve smiled lovingly at her as he pressed his lips into her. This kiss was just light and sweet, still, it was full of adoration and love. They both pulled back, Y/N laid back on Steve's chest, listening to his pacing heartbeat that was slowly calming down.

"You know we're not done yet, right?" Y/N giggled and rolled her eyes, she just let out a playful groan. The two just laid with each other, staring at the ceiling. Soon, another round started...

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#imagines #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x you #steve harrington #stranger things #oneshot

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pumpkinsy0 · 2 years

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Can I get some Domestic Shepard Fluff please💳

in light of recent events i think we could all use some shepard fluff so guys here u go

•everyone else sees tim as this big n bad guy whos ruthless and would hurt anyone in his way but angela and curly has seen this boy hit his fucking hip on the counter and let out the most high pitch scream

•omg speaking of which tim has a high pitch scream lol

•omg omg this one is a self projection of my family but like whenever they hear someone drop something they just do a lil slow clap

•literally u could drop something from across the house and if someone hears it expect to hear “👏🏽….👏🏽…..👏🏽…..👏🏽”

•their mom always tells them “u smell like outside” and they always rolls their eyes

•curly has tims old guitar

•OMG OMG OKOK so i hc that angela is rlly good at telling the difference between colors even if theyre like a small shade apart, and so when she needs help with like makeup or something, she goes to curly and tim, but in the cases where the shades r like super similar they cant tell the difference and they all just get into a big ass argument over a fucking color

•so then angela just calls pony to ask for his help and pony is also good at like telling the difference between shades of colors bc he has those #artisteyes

•sometimes they just start dancing with each other, there doesnt even have to b music, just vibes

•as kids angela would sleep in tims bed w him when she was scared for whatever reason

•angela forces them into doing skincare w her idc idc its canon now

•when tim dropped out of hs at whatever point and his teachers saw angela and curlys last names they almost fucking quit on the spot

#curly shepard #tim shepard #ponyboy curtis #angela shepard #the shepards

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planet4546b · 2 years

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this is an extremely bizarre question i just thought of but. thoughts on the s/n cast being in a lighthearted (??) au a la hs/college/coffee shop au but still forced to meet (group project members, reluctant coworkers, etc.). i have no idea if this makes sense fksjks

ohohoho this is very fun. time to normalify my favorite weirdos!!!!

lighthearted au of choice is 'everyone works in the same shitty mall' because its the one i can make make sense in my head the best. dont ask why jdhslkag

sam is the long suffering assistant manager for a best buy. eric is the actual manager and the rest of the spire network folks are the other employees here. darcy has stolen at least 2 entire xboxes. indrani, grace, and sam walk to the food court together every day to have lunch together and shittalk everyone else.

sam has a ham radio hobby and uses her store discount to buy parts (i havent been to a best buy in forever idk if they have those. bear with me here). she is a radio nerd in every universe and i love her <3

mel works in the new escape room (cy also works here) and is weirdly serious about it?? emily works in a trader joes. jackie is in the weird little board game store you know the kind.

jackie steals pokemon cards from behind the counter for mel. mvp

i could literally just have said they know each other from working in the same store but instead im about to build the weirdest relationship map ever because #ilovecomplexity. ok here we go

mel, em, and sam have lived in this town and known each other since they were kids. mel and sam were closer in high school, but then mel left town to go to college for a few years (before dropping out), and sam and em started hanging out a lot more. jackie just recently moved to town to go to the state school nearby (fun fact: in a previous version of this story it took place in suburban illinois, and emily went to university of illinois urbana-champaign so lets say its there for funsies). emily is also taking classes there so she and jackie ended up in a class together (em is a math major and jackie is the worlds most pathetic physics major so they probably took like calc 3 together or something) and thats how jackie got dragged into the group!!!

sam has the worst little awful apartment youve ever seen (its literally the r/malelivingspaces i dont deserve a bedframe post) and jackie is somehow always hanging out there (jackie lives with 3 roommates and is always in a fight with one of them). sam frankly does not mind. the two of them get a long a LOT better without an impending apocalypse. physics student jackie + radio enthusiast sam spend a lot of time discussing like, the electromagnetic spectrum and also jackie is making sam watch breaking bad and sometimes they play minecraft.

emily: im gonna ask sam to have dinner at the california pizza kitchen with me

mel: what the fuck. thats a terrible idea. why would you take her to the fucking california pizza kitchen in the mall we literally work at. what??

emily: ...... should i do the cheesecake factory??

jackie is the ultimate 'lie to your boss. leave work for no reason. just walk out. fuck it ✌️' guy and is constantly trying to get the other three to spend work hours just sort of fucking around and hanging out with them. like theyll tell their manager theyre taking a bathroom break and then walk down to the escape room and talk to mel for 30 minutes. mel, who takes her work in this universe as seriously as in canon, absolutely HATES this and is like no im not skipping work with you. stop it. but caves eventually and spends a lot of time just sort of wandering through the weird field behind the mall with jackie and getting high. its great

chaos and absolute tragedy when the sbarros in the food court is replaced by a fancy health food place and its the only topic of discusion for months. no survivors

emily and mel are on a much better path towards actually mending their relationships in this world. i think they both still live at home, and having their other siblings leo and addie around (as well as their mom and grandma) makes them WAYYYY less likely to want to tear out each others throats. sam loves going to dinner at em and mels because it reminds her a lot of her own family (and because shes known them so long shes been going over there forever. helped addie with her math homework when addie was in hs kinda vibe. its nice)

also while sam is still estranged from her family in this version, the paternal relationship between her and eric is also much more clear, which is also nice. sam PEOPLE LOVE YOU.

luna this is bad. im actually kind of very invested in this au now. im kind of going to keep thinking about it all week. uh oh. anyways this is very scattered but thank you for the very fun question MUAH

#asks #cherrytries #i legit am KIND OF REALLY INVESTED IN THIS NOW. jhkldshakjg #the ultimate joy of making aus for your own ocs. truly one of lifes pleasures!!!!#also its so fun that like. sometimes i realize just how well i know these characters bc this took very little effort #to actually come up with. i was just like. yeah i know them. i know what they would do. very fun!!!#signal to noise #oh also fun fact about me. i. dont know how coffeeshop aus work??? i dont understand them??#is it everyone working at the same coffeeshop?? is it one person is the coffeeshop employee and the other the customer they always see????#like i genuinely have no idea. regardless fkjdsagkas

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love-amihan · 3 years

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TO THE MOON AND BACK // TETSUROU KUROO

word count: 1.3k+

song used: i see the light by mandy moore, zachary levi

amihan’s note: big brain time, this is kinda connected with the kenma fic, it's not really a necessity to this fic but yeah thought i would connect the two and two together, happy reading!

masterlist: 300 milestone

kuroo + high school sweethearts + "here’s my jacket"

long-time boyfriend!kuroo x fem!reader

“how did you two meet?” lev asks in curiosity, leaning on his palms while looking at the two of you.

the group groans in chorus, “what?” the tall first-year asks, “did i say something wrong?” he innocently asks.

“you’ve already opened the topic,” morisuke says while pinching his side, kuroo smiles widely and puts his arm around you, pulling you closer to him.

you hide your face behind your hands and groan loudly. “why do you have to ask lev?” you say while cringing on the inside.

“oh come on, it’s a fairy tale like story. you we’re my damsel in distress, my queen” he emphasizes the endearment with a teasing tone.

he brings up his free hand gesturing to nothingness, “tangled got nothing on us,” he says with all confidence and looks back at their tall middle blocker.

“once upon a time,” he baby talks, you push kuroo’s face away.

“stop that,” you grumble, heat comes rushing up your face. kuroo chuckles and rests his arm around you, obliging your request.

“okay, this is how i met y/n. you better listen closely or else you’ll miss something important” he says while pointing at lev, who in return, nods enthusiastically.

“say, would you be interested in going on a blind date? i know this girl,” morisuke offers with a soft smile. kuroo takes a sharp breath, “oh, i don’t know. kinda busy with being a good captain,” he says with a shrug which earn him a smack at the back of his head.

morisuke rolls his eyes and turns on his heel, “be ready tomorrow, i’ll text you the time and place” with that said, the libero leaves the middle blocker and doesn't wait for an answer.

“hey, isn’t that illegal?! i haven’t given you my consent!” kuroo shouts after him.

“what are you saying, yakkun?!” kuroo exclaims on his phone, “i said i’ll give you the time and place, i didn’t say anything about setting all of it for you,” he nonchalantly replies.

“what do i do then-” kuroo's complaints get interrupted by a tap on his shoulder.

he turns around and sees you, “am i late?” you sheepishly smile at him. one thing kuroo hates more than anything is when people don’t show up on time but i guess, for you he can work on that.

you slightly tilt your head to the side, kuroo who still has his phone pressed against his ear is staring at you with his mouth agape.

“if you’re not gonna answer, i’ll be hang-” before morisuke could push the red button, kuroo beats him to it.

the raven-haired clears his throat and shove his phone inside his pockets, “yeah, no. just in time, you ready?” his charming smile greeting you, “i see,” you sigh in relief. “may i?” he offers a hand which you gladly accept.

kuroo leads the way, hands intertwined with yours. “where are you taking me, uhhh… uhm,” you halt your steps and furrow your brows in concentration, eyes focused on him. “kuroo, tetsurou kuroo” he fills in for you.

“kuroo-san,” you say while nodding, “kuroo’s alright and i’m taking the lovely lady somewhere around here. it’s a surprise, you’ll have to find out later,” his smiles cheekily while winking at you.

morisuke might have not set up a place for your date but he knows this one location he loves the most. it might be a risky move to bring someone he’s only met once but his guts tells him otherwise.

a small gasp comes past your lips, the view is beautiful.

“before i continue the story, i gotta say. i’m such an innovative genius,” kuroo boasts. you nudge his shoulder a little, “just continue the story, nerd” kuroo pouts at your statement.

the first date happened by the side of the lake, kind of recreating the tangled lake scene except it’s daylight and there’s no lantern nor were you two on a boat. “do you like it?” his voice trembles slightly.

“how do you know this place?” your gaze fleeting from his eyes and back to the view, in awe of its beauty. kuroo lets out a deep breath and walks beside you, “i consider this my escape place.”

your head snaps in his direction, “you trust me to know this place?... in our first date?!” you look at him with wide eyes.

kuroo shrugs, “are you saying there’s gonna be a second?” he kicks a random pebble, his lips spreading to a playful smile.

he looks at you in the eyes with a brow raised, you break eye-contact, your face heating up. “so… escape place huh?” you try to subtly change the subject, he hums, having fun seeing you flustered.

the date went great, you got to know him better. he’s a sweet guy despite the rumors surrounding him overall a laid-back person.

kuroo holds up a finger, smiling ear to ear, he’s enjoying your company as much as you enjoy his. he’s about to utter his words when big drops of water land on the top of his head.

“oh you gotta be kidding me,” he mutters under his breath. the rain starts pouring down on the two of you, “it really has to be right at this moment?” you giggle at his words while he takes off his jacket.

“here’s my jacket,” he says while standing up. after you put on his jacket and wear the hood, he takes your hand in his, “are you a runner?” you shake your head to him, “sadly, i’m not.”

“how about dancing?” he reaches out for your other hand, “what? kuroo…” he rests both your hands around his neck and smiles down at you, his hands making their way to your hips.

he clears his throat before singing, “all those days,” his eyes finding yours, deep soothing voice filling your ears. “chasing down a daydream,” his voice lingering, bringing a hand up to cradle your face.

both your hips sways side to side as his voice sets the pace, the rain pouring down on the two of you. “all those years,” his thumb gently caressing your cheek.

the golden-like light shining down on you, perfectly framing your features, “living in a blur” you close your eyes leaning to his warm touch.

“i gotta say, you’re lucky to have your own flynn rider,” kuroo smugly claims. you scoff and roll your eyes at him, “if anything, you’re more of a maximus than flynn.” your boyfriend gasps at you and looks genuinely hurt by your statement.

“also, i can’t believe you gave me your jacket and decide to get us drenching wet from the rain,” you say while looking him in the eyes, “yeah that was pretty dumb, not gonna lie,” kenma mumbles while playing with his handheld game console.

“it was not! it’s very sweet and that wasn’t what you said when we were having our disney moment,” kuroo faces you, the arm around your shoulder is now pointing at you. “yeah because i don’t wanna be rude.”

as the two of you have your mini banter, kai turns to morisuke, “maximus has a better personality than flynn though… right?” the libero chuckles, “let him be, flynn does perfectly portray that tall bastard anyway.”

your mini argument is temporarily cut off by your sneeze, kuroo sighs, “you forgot your jacket again?” you shake your head, too stubborn to admit. “i’m okay, as i’m saying, you’re maxi-” he shrugs off his jacket and drapes it around your shoulder.

“wear it then we can continue,” he says while looking at you sternly, you begrudgingly wear the jacket and cross your arms while huffing.

“is this normal?” lev who’s watching the scene unfold, asks the group, they all nod in sync, not batting an eye at the couple.

as lev turns to look back at the couple, he can’t believe how you were just having a mini banter not moments ago and now you're all over each other.

“love you,” you mutter, snuggling closer to his side, “and i love you... to the moon and back,” he replies, leaving a kiss on top of your head.

-to embrace hs sweethearts

you take kuroo's hand as he leads you in the center of the dance floor, the music changing to a slower song, the instrumentals familiar to your ears.

kuroo takes the mic that's given to him and smiles at you, looking deeply into your eyes. "all those days," his beautiful voice can be heard by everyone.

your eyes soften looking back with the same overflowing love, "i love you," you mouth to him as he continues, "watching from the windows."

soon, rain special effects start pouring down just outside where you and him won't get wet, "you even got the rain effect?" you gasp, mouth agape. he nods, lyrics continue to flow past his lips.

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wait as a newish fan can you tell me how / why rob is misogynist? (like besides his weird things on the podcast lol idk if theres more) and also who is jordan lol

ok im gonna say first of all i was mostly just joking in those tags ur referring to KJNFGDKJ just as full disclosure before I dig into this any further. ..

that being said, me joking abt that stuff in regard to rob is bc it just seems like rob is insecure about how he's contributed to a shitty system and really screwed someone (jordan reid, aka the original Sweet Dee) over personally and after being made more aware of his place in contributing to said system he's overcompensating while he's working thru some of that.... and uh. in all honesty it's something that i find funny and make jokes about cuz i am also someone with an extremely fragile ego n it feels good to deflect and make fun of someone else for having a fragile ego LOL

so it seems like rob's talking on the podcast and in other interviews abt misogyny n trying to 'correct' himself or pulling out that fuckin button on the podcast for 'Solves the North Korea Situation'.... i think this ties into him reconnecting with Jordan (who, like i said, was the og sweet dee who got booted from the production at the last minute largely as result of her n rob breaking up n none of the other guys backing her up...) and basically writing the MQ ep A Dark Quiet Death about that whole situation and the falling out.. idk it just seems like. maybe having to reconcile the fact he has been A Part Of The Problem and an asshole has gotten to him n again it feels like he overcompensates for that in the pod n i like to exploit those insecurities im familiar with in my own ways for laughs LOL. but yknow... i am a 20 yr old unemployed HS drop out on tumblr dot com n hes got a nice mansion and successful career in the film industry so i dont feel like im gonna hurt any feelings here..

so with all that context out of the way: i dont think rob is Actually some raging misogynist ... and if he is I wouldn't know either way cuz I Dont Know The Guy! so def take what I say here with a grain of salt I am very often not being serious and bad at using tone indicators so I do apologize if any of it gets confusing kjndfgkjd. he def has been misogynistic in the ways a lot of men will be without rlly thinking much of it (think dennis' obliviousness to how insane some of his logic about women sounds on sunny, but maybe less predatory but again idk the guy lol) but as of now he seems like he's more aware of that n better late than never n all that!

(once again.. a lot of my opinions here are mostly based in my own experiences and emotions projected onto people and situations I have only heard accounts of in articles/blog posts/podcasts n interviews so def keep that in mind. don't take me as the authority on anything lol. google 'jordan reid' + 'always sunny' and read thru her old blog posts about the situation if u are so inclined and draw your own conclusions! but like i said it's a mostly interpersonal thing between two ppl i dont know and it doesnt seem like there's much bad blood on that interpersonal level anymore rather than anger with a system that failed her. that being said its def a part of the shows history that shouldn't just be forgotten or discarded as it is apart of a larger issue anyway. srry this is all so messy if it wasnt obvious by how badly i am at talking abt this stuff i feel weird talking about strangers lives even celebs but yknow. tbh if i wanna make jokes abt this shit i should be prepared to explain myself anyway. like god im so bad at talking abt any of it seriously but i always wanna know all the dirt cuz I'm so fuckin nosy I love drama n gossip and Backstory!!!)

+ this is an older article that sorta sums up the events n links to her blogpost about it!

#pretty sure The Gang Gets a New Member was a first attempt at addressing this situation #but the DQD episode is much more obvious with what its about n honestly done a little better cuz its clearer lol #in summary: parker has NO CLUE what the fuck theyre talking about and it SHOWS!

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