#thin martins....
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he would not say that, podcast/book edition:
#thin martins....#joos yaps#now that this post has a few reblogs: its fun to read the tags#most fun ones are where its clearly personal taste#ill add a few more petty ones of my own;#elias does not have eye earrings. he has eye cufflinks at best otherwise he dresses like the boring bureaucrat he is#used to be for emo/grungy jon but i was worn down and will now begrudgingly accept it as a phase in uni#(though he was Not In A Band. i stand by that)#for all of the latter ones i hope its clear i dont personally mind if people make fanworks which disagree. but they're wrong/j#thin martins are annoying on another level which ive gone into before and wont do now#oh right blond hair/blue eyed martin. no.#and any jon with a small anime nose isnt jon#again want to be clear: apart from thin martin this is all a matter of taste and in good fun plz keep drawing ostentatious eliasses
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girl help asoiaf tiktok just found out rhaenyra was fat in the books. discourse falling somewhere between ‘well as a big girl there’s nothing wrong with that! and daemon didn’t have any complaints ;)’ ‘it’s green propaganda and classic hypocrisy! aegon was also fat’ and ‘in medieval times people would have found fat rhaenyra more beautiful than thin alicent! ahistorical fatphobia’. do you think during a war that caused famine and horrific levels of suffering among the peasantry both the royal figureheads being fat is apolitical. do you think it was still admirable when the people were starving. ‘i can’t believe the french revolution fatshamed aristocrats’ level of thinking
#grrm uses the body as a political entity quite a lot it’s interesting#related alicent being thin as relates to the anemic self-denying the real life is in the afterlife catholic martyr#luther railed against. many such cases coldness unrelatability inhumanity of faith etc#anyway go read martin luther’s body: the stout doctor and his biographers 🫵#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#rhaenyra targaryen#aegon ii#house of the dragon#hotd
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Good Lord y'all 😭 this is trending on Twitter/X
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It’s like. I think the headcanon that Martin (canonically fat) lost weight in season four due to aligning with the lonely, and the use of that to signify his failing health and lack of care for himself, can be really impactful, a reversal of fatphobia, and a nuanced exploration of depression. But I do not trust some of you people with an excuse to draw that man skinny.
#k talks#martin blackwood#tma#LIKE. do you get what I'm saying. I feel like if you're not being actively careful and thoughtful about it#then you're just drawing a fat character thin. you know.#the magnus archives
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i have a really odd fanfic idea and i really need to put it out in the open (posting about Wild Kratts on main? oh hell yeah!)
So uh, i was listening to Journey to the Past from the 1997 animated masterpiece that is Anastasia… what if, and PLEASE HEAR ME OUT, Anastasia (1997) AU?
From the way I have been thinking about this (for the last half hour) is that Chris is the lost Prince Christopher, except he doesn't know that because he has absolutely no memory of it because he hit his head while escaping when the monarchy was violently thrown over and it's been so long since that most people assume he died with his parents that night.
Chris only has one item that connects him to his past is a compass and a very familiar voice in the back of his head telling him "so you'll always know how to find me" every time he looks at the blue and silver of the compass.
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Prince Martin was only fourteen when he took an overcrowded train from the remains of his kingdom to his Grandmother's in France and the last thing he saw of his brother was when Chris fell off while trying to get him onto the train. While he is much older now, and the scars Chris' fingernails left when Martin lost his grip have faded with time, Martin knows his brother's alive he just can't prove it.
#evelyn speaks#this is absolutely insane#wild kratts#wild kratts fanfiction#this skirts a very thin line into RPF#a brilliant idea but i dont think i'm ready for this level of commitment#martin kratt#chris kratt
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i enjoy only murders in the building but i really think all the old people who tune in need to prove their liberal bona fides by watching steve martin and marty short kiss with tongue
#enough is ENOUGH#and this is v serious coming from me bc the thin whips of these characters’ purported heterosexuality#is the only reason we get fun girlies like amy ryan and andrea martin on the show
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GOOD OMENS
#good omens#martin sheen#the thin dark duke#aziraphale and crowley#good omens 2#innefable husbands#good omens fandom#good omens fanart#michael sheen#david tennant
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F1 Teams as the Districts of Panem in The Hunger Games
On the first Las Vegas Grand Prix, I couldn't resist after the driver ceremony thing.
District 1: Luxery- Ferrari
What is more luxurious than an automaker that creates uber exclusive cars that very few could afford or be part of the elite who could purchase it? They're full of wealthy people who have a long established history with the FIA/the Capitol.
District 2: Masonry/Weapons- Red Bull
District 2 is also full of wealthy citizens who are chummy with the FIA. However, they are responsible for masonry, weapons manufacture and providing the Capitol with its Peacekeepers. They're known for the career tributes who train their lives for The Hunger Games a la Max.
District 3: Technology- Mercedes
They were one of the most innovative and technological teams. They brought you DAS and seven years of domination. But they don't have the favour of the Capitol/FIA despite the reliance on their team for clout and marketing.
District 4: Fishing-McLaren
They have their own thing going on and have been able to become self-sufficient. Their Tributes are strong contenders.
District 6: Transportation- Alpine
A car manufacturer that keeps on going nowhere like a train that circles and connects districts to the Capitol.
District 7: Lumber-Aston Martin
Johanna Mason can be as out there as Fernando Alonso and Canada, Lance's home country has a ton of lumber/forests lol. Created a lot of drama, hype and early buzz.
District 8: Textiles- Alpha Tauri
Duh lol. District 8 makes textiles and supplies the Peacekeepers of District 2. Alpha Tauri makes clothes for Red Bull.
District 9: Grain-Alfa Romeo
They tend to get forgotten. They're not the best, but Valtteri and Guanyu always put in an honest effort.
District 10: Livestock-Williams
I can't think of anything more apocalyptic and terrible than Albon Pets becoming a livestock farm to send meat to the Capitol.
District 12: Coal- Haas
The smallest and poorest team. This is also where the whole NASCAR thing is around.
#f1#red bull#ferrari#mclaren#aston martin#alpine#alfa romeo#alpha tauri#haas#williams#mercedes#the hunger games#list#shitpost#las vegas gp#las vegas gp 2023#the end got thin but hey#not like we can watch a practice session right now lol
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Silly little tma sketches
#fanart tma#the magnus archive fanart#tma#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#martin tma#jon sims#jon tma#tma jon#jonmartin#nikola orsinov#the magnus institute#the magnus archives#the magnus pod#How much i love soft jonmartin#also i know that no one draws nikola like that but i just thin he looks cool like that
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Me & the bestie becoming gods
Some extra stuff from my Martin and Sheogorath art <3
Akatosh Martin: lineart, and flat colors (except for the amulet which I forgot to hide the shading and such)
Heres an unfinished stained glass Martin! As that was my original plan for this series but I decided against it and a pink Martin that didn't make the final cut as I already had so many versions already 😅
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Sheo!HoK: armless versions because the gold details took me forever and they Must be appreciated. I really need to practice drawing noses though-
Sketches <3
#i gave martin such thick luscious hair that poor sheo looks like his is thinning bkssndks#religious imagery#my art#rest in w.i.p#sheogorath#sheo!hok#martin septim#the elder scrolls#tes oblivion#these are just some extras i wanted to share! no need to rb them
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I made something
#aziracrow#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#memes image#david tennant#martin sheen#michael sheen#thin dark duke
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❄️ Brother and Sister ❄️
Theo and Lydia in Thin Ice
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Theo was sitting on his bed, his elbows resting against his thighs as his hands supported his red and puffy face. He was sitting crisscrossed. Theo was trying to hard to stop the tears that ran down his cheeks.
There was a soft knock at his door before Lydia's sweet and motherly voice filled his ears that had been deaf to his the constant whirrrr of his fan.
"Theo? Can I come in?"
Theo's soft response was a pitiful whimper. That's all Lydia needed.
Lydia opened the door, the golden light of the hallway flooding into his dark room. As the line of light broadened and hit Theo the lines of tears shone in the light, like stars in the sunset sky.
Lydia walked over and set her hand under Theo's chin, directing his head up to look at her.
"Lyids..." Theo whined to her, he felt so pathetic. Lydia clearly thought otherwise.
"Hey, T. It's gonna be okay. I'm here." Lydia pulled Theo into a hug. Her hands resting on his head.
Theo's head was buried in Lydia's stomach. Her soft sweater trickling his nose as he took a breath of her sweet scent. It always calmed him. She smelled like vanilla and right after it rained.
Lydia softly pet his head, her hand finding its way to the spot on his head that made him sleep*. Lydia hummed softly to Theo, calming him further.
Lydia's hug made Theo start to sob. He couldn't even remember why. He was just upset.
The sound of Theo's sobs and the movement his body made as he gasped for breath made Lydia sigh softly.
"Oh, T... I'm here to protect you, honey." Lydia hummed to him. Lydia's grip tightened.
Theo chuckled into her stomach. "I should be protecting you." Theo mumbled, his already soft words muffled by her sweater.
Lydia rolled her eyes at him. Theo was slowly starting to fall asleep. Lydia took the opportunity of his half asleep state to lay him down. She sat beside him, still petting his head.
Theo nuzzled his face into Lydia's hip, needing the touch to ensure she wouldn't leave. Lydia was going to be late for work but as long as her brother was safe she didn't care.
Theo had found his anchor. His sister.
Lydia Martin
*There is a spot on peoples head that when enough pressure is applied it will make them sleep! I tried to find a name for it but I couldn't. It doesn't effect everyone!
A/N: They aren't actually related in the au! Lydia's family is just taking care of him and they're fairly close.
#teen wolf#theo raeken#teen wolf au#lydia martin moodboard#lydia martin#theo raeken moodboard#teen wolf moodboard#thin ice tw
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The Movie
The Soundtrack
The Single(s)
#The Movie Soundtrack Series#Soundtrack#Rap & Hip-Hop#Rap#Hip-Hop#hiphop#Soul And R&B#Soul#R&B#RNB#r&b/soul#1990s#90s#A Thin Line Between Love & Hate#LBC Crew#H-Town#eric benet#Martin Lawrence#lynn whitfield
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Gently nudging new tma fanartists towards the fat martin agenda we all love that is indicated with a few small hints in canon
#ive seen a few thin martins recently that are obviously by new artists who havent been in the fandom#and im just gonna put this in the tag but not angrily because i get it#it was easy to miss in canon and unfortunately *very* vaguely hinted#so just boosting lovely fat martin art and hoping the new artists will see this and join the party :D#(probably not since they might still be listening and not wanting spoilers but ah well)#tma#the magnus archives#martin blackwood
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#btw in connection to that post by jonny i wanna be clear#when i complain about thin martin its not because its strictly nOt CaNoN#i mean i like knowing exactly what the podcast said about anything. but more in the way one just collects fun facts#like fun fact; jared described melanie as skinny (but idc if you draw her fat); fun fact; og sasha wore glasses (but idc if yours doesnt)#its more a proxy for the general phenomenon of just. not depicting fat people in general#cause its as far as I've seen not like the people drawing martin skinny have very diverse body type hcs to begin with#which is the real thing that annoys me#but its easier with martin to make an example of because its more blatant in his case if people ignore his description TO make him skinny#im very tired. might#delete later#byee
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Gotham isn’t even worried about giving up a non-injured keeper to save ourselves from the expansion draft because we have a secret weapon: Nealy Martin (Keeper’s Version)
#nwsl#gotham fc#there is an absolutely staggering amount of news coming out of that damn league rn and I am so tired#but hey I feel like we got a dub on this one tbh#though we’re a little thin in the back rn with losing Kriegs Haught and Jean#but we’re like? the most likely team to get crystal? based on the rumors?#and she can play anywhere though we all no it’s sort of a waste putting her on defense#if matianne and edmonds are our cbs I still think we’ll be alright#idk wtf our real plan is re starting gk for the beginning of the season though#Betos is I guess#until smith is recovered from injury#unless we just. fuck it we ball. and let nealy martin meet her destiny in net#i have no concept of what literally any of the teams have been up to lately though tbh
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