Sliqueborg but kyborg sends crazy mixed messages and slique is fucking BROKEN abt it and tries to cope by getting with Brink and as soon as he starts to move on Kyborg gets jealous and starts messing with them

Well Foxy and Bonnie are in similar boats to Chica, even if they're not really present in the game. Bonnie is just Bonnie Bunny and Foxy is Foxy the Pirate Fox, or Captain Foxy.

What if all their last names were Fazbear. They don't even have to be bears for it to count. Chica Fazbear. Foxy Fazbear. Bonnie Fazbear. Gee Freddy, how come you get three spouses?

The cafe event has gotten me into a polynxx mood lately... Just them getting along together, them praising Vyn for his desserts, Marius who keeps asking for Artem's meals, Vyn & Luke making their dishes match eachother like dear god and them just making sure that Rosa is alright while she's walking all over the place as a waitress!!! Your honor, this is my silly polyamorous investigation group!!!

I'm just finding sm comfort in thinking about them right now spending lots of time together and I can't help but get a stupidly big grin on my face.

Bc they're together a lot (not only in the event but as a team in general) I wonder whether they start noticing eachother's weird or silly little habits (i.e. pretending that they're interrogating and waterboarding someone while pushing dirty dishes down into some soapy water). Or even nice little things they do for eachother (i.e. something like peeling an orange for someone while they're on break).

hi hi creckar!!! and gosh mood about this whole event, im enjoying it so much and it's definitely giving me polyam nxx vibes too hHHHHHHHHH. the entire intro scene was so lighthearted entertaining but also so sweet (im never getting over marius calling the others his friends, THEYRE FRIENDS, YOUR HONOR!!!!) and that bit with artem openly praising vyn's cooking and vyn responding by laughing oh my gosh my heart fluttered, THESE PEOPLE ENJOY EACH OTHER'S COMPANY I LOVE THEM AND THEY ALL LOVE EACH OTHER AND //puts on shipping goggles, ARE ALSO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER

speaking of being in love with stuff, im in love with ur hc in this ask. they so totally would notice each other's habits because 1) aforementioned THEY CARE ABT EACH OTHER SO MUCH and 2) theyre all just naturally very perceptive people, in regards to how much they can realize and note about others.

little things like how mc writes down orders in a certain manner on her notepad, or how luke hums to himself when hes making drinks, or how artem gets this focused glint in his eyes whenever hes in the zone cooking, or how vyn uses his lunch break to take a nap first and foremost before having a munch, or the irony of marius loving ice cream but being very susceptible to brainfreezes. all these little details compound and are noticed, but in a very casual way. it's like getting to know more about each other without even having to speak or talk. im sure once this cafe thing is over, they both know more than they realize about the other team members

i also like to think that some habits get Adopted. like yknow how when people are close, they adopt some habits or quirks of the ones theyre close with? yeah now everybodys little quirks are The NXX Team's Collective Quirks. our quirks now. so sometimes you'll find vyn humming when hes working, or artem trying out mc's notetaking system. sadly, nobody can take the burden of marius' brainfreezes for him though

all in all, im super loving this event, it's so cozy and cute and fun!!! now if only luke's SR card would reveal itself to me early, thatd really make this event perfect.....LHSVFLSD

Roxy uses Trixie as a pillow

Counterpoint; everyone uses Trixie as a pillow!!

Gonzo, Rizzo, and Pepe are dating.

people will call gay men lesbophobic for making a flag for themselves because they don’t have one--but will redesign the polyamorous flag with the most eyesearing, migraine-inducing colors i’ve ever seen without thinking twice about how eyestrainy and ableist that is

you want ships to grade? hehe okay. KabuShizu, polyam Sannin throuple, YamaIru, and ShikaNaru 🧡

CRACKS MY FUCKING KNUCKLES

send me a ship and i'll grade it!

KabuShizu A+: OTP

THE INHERENT EROTICISM OF WANTING YOUR MASTER'S TEAMMATE-TURNED-ENEMY MAKES ME GO FERALLLLLL litcherally the only canon/canon ship i fuck with for kabuto they make me lose my mind AND there are only a few ao3 fanfics for them. can't have shit in konoha. gotta take this into my own damn hands.

Polyam Sannin Trouple A: I love it

ALSO the only ship i like for jiraiya ldsjlf i like orochimaru/tsunade on their own as a wlw vibe but jiraiya? fuck that guy. BUT idk man i adore them as a throuple??? they were put on the same team at SIX they literally grew up together. many thoughts. also much like kabushizu the inherent eroticism of childhood friends to enemies to lovers makes me LOSE IT

Yamairu C: Not a bad ship

I THINK IT'S CUTE but i also haven't consumed much content surrounding them lkdjfs i really adore the potential that they have tho. a couple soft bois just tryinna deal with their dumb students.

Shikanaru B: It’s really cute

that's a workwife your honor. NO OK SO idk man im a sucker for a good opposites attract ship and a high-energy/low-energy pair is so damn good. i think they're fun hehehe

They're polyam your honor

Me, making a (complicated) ThoMiNewt polyam edit: They're gay your honor