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am-i-the-asshole-official · 7 months

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i don't know how to sum this up. i haven't slept in four days.

...this is gonna be a long one and im sorry. also literally every fucking one in this whole thing minus V is autistic, i don't know how, but them's the facts.

background info: around... some 8 years ago maybe, my truly BELOVED friend M (today 31F) started hanging out with a new friend group her then-friend S (31F now) had introduced her to.

(i (31 genderqueer) didn't know M then. i do know she was very lonely.)

so. S has introduced M to her friend group, and M hangs out with them for about... two years?, but, as far as i understand, S is the go-between here. M asks S what plans they have on weekends, S calls M when there's plans on weekends, that sort of thing.

what happens is: at one point S's girlfriend, V, starts flirting with M. heavily. in front of S. S VERY MATURELY decides that the solution to this is obviously to start telling M there's never plans on weekends while telling the friend group M is never free on weekends. shitty move, i think we can all agree.

and M ends up alone. she's never heard from a single one of any of those other people ever again. ever.

now. M, OBVIOUSLY and i think with good enough reason, HATES S.

but.

1) it's not S's fault M is no longer friends with the whole group, like M thinks it is. it's just not. if they had wanted to keep hanging out with her, very simply, they would have. S didn't even explicitly ask or tell them not to hang out with M, nor did she talk shit about M to get them to leave her out. and want to know why we know all this? it's because after (AFTER!) S and V broke up, M and V dated for like, three months, and V told M. what S did was shit and immature, but not like. extreme.

2) we don't know if S even knew how lonely M was/was gonna be. in my understanding of what's right or wrong, this is KIND OF REALLY important. the intention, the meanness, the ability to knowingly isolate someone to that degree. jealousy is one thing, being genuinely mean is another.

3) all of this happened 10 years ago. TEN. YEARS. they were like, 20. fetuses. we're all queer, they were all navigating the first romantic experiences, shit happens. S was shit but S also could have become a better person in these TEN YEARS. we just don't know.

OTHER background info: ive known S for like, 10 years, and she's someone VERY interesting who i've always liked (not romantically), but she's not my friend.

ok, and now. fast forward to last week. M & i & F1 (27F, my bestie, M's friend) go to a pub. S is there, says hi to me, hi to M (which. like at least apologize or something. but ok) (at this point i have no idea they even knew each other btw), S & i talk a bit like we always do, M goes home (i suspect nothing), S & F1 & i hang out, next thing u know F1 and S start to date and S and i become better friends.

(where i absolutely am the A: apparently, at some point M told me what S did to her. before we met S at the pub? after? i have NO memory of any of this.)

M wants nothing to do with S, as is her right. but at this point F1 is dating her and im making plans to like, watch clone wars with her. M tells me & F1 the whole story (tells again, in my case), tells us she has no problems with us hanging out with S but again, please can we not force them together, which, ofc, i tell her about our star wars plans and like, she's chill, she says yeah sure go for it, she jokes around about how S knows lots of people and we gotta use her to get another friend a girlfriend, shit like that.

forward again. one sunday morning, M asks me to hang out. that sunday just so happens to be clone wars day with S & F1. i tell her. she goes BALLISTIC. like, tachycardia, tunnel vision, palpitations, she's fully ready to never talk to me again because "i can't ask [me] to not hang out with S because that would be toxic, but i just CAN'T be around S, so here we go again, she's gonna steal my friend [me] (...i don't think M cares too much about losing F1, they're not that close), im losing control of the situation, the only way for me to stay in control is to choose to cut off [me] right here and now, so that's what ill do, goodbye forever". and she spends the WHOLE DAY in this frenzy (completely unbeknownst to me!), with multiple people trying to calm her down and like, get her to talk to me. (which OF COURSE the next day she ends up doing, because she loves me, she's just. very autistic.) anyway, at this point (sunday evening) ive been made aware of the situation with M, so i had F2 (F31, she's a mutual close friend who was acting as a kinda peacemaker) tell M i was there for her & ready to talk whenever, and we meet up on monday evening, i get apologized to (M had like, blocked me on all social media 😂) for the whole... overreaction, especially after id been told it was ok to see S, and M officially asks me to stop hanging out with S. i try to tell her "can i ask S about, idk, what was going on in her brain back then". she starts to hedgehog up on me so i shut tf up.

here i am the A again: i know M very well. i should have known it would not actually be okay to see S. i just should have. i do know her.

here i... can't tell how much of an A i might be: i don't want to tell S to fuck off. i WANT to talk to S, figure out how much of an actual irredeemable asshole she is, and only in that case tell her to fuck off. the 3 points i made at the start of this papyrus are still valid. also i think it's kind of fair to give her the right to like, defend herself? explain herself? before i go full ghost on her

... its like this. it's not like i care about S. not to be mean but she's no one to me. i just would like her to BE someone to me, cause she seems cool.

i have few friends. i would like one more friend.

i also made friends with a friend of S, T (can't remember age NB). they're the only other genderqueer person i know irl. id like to get to know them. (also they're kind of cute but that's genuinely not that important lol, i just like to make this post Even Longer). i wouldn't get to know T if i did what M wants (needs?) me to.

and let's not forget S is currently dating my close friend F1. just to put icing on the cake.

then again, i adore M. my loyalty to her SHOULD be more important than two people who are, again, no one to me. i should just tell F1, sorry, i won't hang out with ur gf, like ill be civil to her but i won't pursue a friendship with her. because i don't NEED to. i don't NEED these friendships. i would just LIKE them.

if S turns out to BE an asshole who hurt M on purpose, it's great, it's golden. problem solved. ill tell her she's shit and, i mean, F1 will probably break up with her too. no one gained or lost anything from a whole shebang were i haven't slept in like 4 days and got a stress herpes or whatever it's called, it's cool, it happens, go us.

but if S is... justifiable? understandable? NOT a dick? i don't feel i have an actual reason to delete her number. would i, for M? probably, yeah, but i don't WANT to.

F1 says im a doormat. F2 says im basically a monster and how could i do this to M when there's plant of other friendly fish in the sea.

AITA?

and while we're at it, if someone feels like giving advice... what do i do?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole

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worldofkuro · 1 month

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Okay the time has gone and im here to share some new hcs with you!!

I will probably write a lot, so there will be several parts.

Pt. 1

1. No matter child!Reader or teen!Reader, she remained very clingy. Her love language is touching and she couldn't help herself but touch Alastor every time her emotions are really strong. Like when she's laughing she can squeeze his hand, or when she's crying she need a hug from him.

I'm thinking about the moment when she was crying really hard about something (ig smth serious) and just throw herself into Alastor's arms, while he was too shocked to even do smth. He froze, unsure what to do while she sobbed into his shoulder/chest.

2. Sometimes, when they grew up a bit older (13-14 yo) they could have sleepovers just because Reader fell asleep on Alastor's bed. His mom already knew that she is Alastor's the one and only best friend, and Alastor was looking at his mom with his big eyes, silently asking her to let Reader stay here with him. Mom just couldn't resist him, because she loves the way he was with Reader.

3. Alastor knows a lot of smart and long words so he always teases Reader with them. He never called her stupid but still.

4. About calling her names. He would naver use those disgusting words which his father likes. He hate to call Reader that or even let anyone else call her that. No. Just never.

I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM. THEY'RE BESTIES AND CUTIES !!!!

Welcome back!

Let's check out the new headcanons, shall we?

Reader is indeed very touchy. She is loved by her parents and they never harmed her. So for her, touching means loving. Even though she isn't as observant as Alastor, she can feel a lot which means she knows when Alastor needs a big warm hug. Alastor is touch-starved, the only touches he knows are his mother's kisses and his father's fist. When you came from nowhere with a gentle touch, he was confused, scared but couldn't help but crave more. So he was very confused when one day she came crying in his arms, needing comfort from him. He didn't know what to do, his hands were used to pull a trigger and kill prey. His arms were used to carry the dead animal at home so his Mother could cook it. But he couldn't let her cry so he hugged you clumsily, trying to copy how her hugs made him feel better.

Alastor, even as a child, was manipulative. So when the reader fell asleep one day for the first time and his Mother decided that she could stay, he smiled with glee. Each time he wanted you to stay, he would make you fall asleep on the bed, sharing stories, humming soft lullabies, anything to put you to sleep. Then he'll ask his Mother if you could stay, the times she said yes he would run back to you and poked you until you wake up. Come on now, he made it so you could stay with him, you needed to wake up.

Alastor does know a lot of words. He would tease you with it but he would never make you feel stupid. Nu-uh. On the contrary, he would make you learn new words so you could use them against other, so they could see how cool you were. And if he happened to be there when you used the words he had taught you? Oh dear, you would be seeing beaming with pride ! Go Best Friend !

No, he would never call you names. He knows how painful it can be. He would call you " cutely annoying", " beautifully naive" , " endearingly stupid" but never words that would hurt you like it has for him.

Well, would you look at that ! They are the cutest, aren't they? :) Thank for sharing your idead dear, come visit me again soon !

#alastor headcanons #human alastor #human alastor x reader #x reader #painted smile headcanons #painted smile #human alastor headcanons #scenarios #alastor scenarios

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ideas-4-stories · 4 months

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NOOOOOOOO I LOST THE AU I WROTE FOR YOU 😭😭😭 I LITERALLY SENT IT AND TUMBLR SAID "NETWORK ERROR". L FOR THE WIFI. L. Not cool I'm literally crying I thought that AU was genius. It was a Teacher!Buggy AU with Crocomom and Dadhawk. + Shanks co-parenting Luffy with Crocodile. That note was so long I literally spent like 45 mins writing it here on your ask and it was just. Gone. Or I think it did. Why does life hate me. I'm just gonna be brief with this cuz I still think it's golden lmao. Croco and Mihawk work long hours so their kids (Luffy, Zoro, Perona) have to wait for a few hours until they're picked up by their parents. The school doesn't have school buses bc I said so (no I am not cruel it's just out of my budget /j). So Buggy takes the responsibility to keep them comfortable and entertained while they wait. Croco and Mihawk meeting this charming (and clown looking) blue-haired guy and they start courting him. Shanks gets dragged in on the courting bc of Luffy. Also he was already courting Buggy. I didn't write their process of courting I basically skipped and went,, their wedding will take part in a Goth castle. And the design are all sunshine and rainbows (literally). Sanji, Usopp, Nami, Vivi, Zoro and Luffy being in a class along with other kids. Franky, Robin, Jinbei and Brook are in higher classes. Chopper is atom. Not here in the world yet. Perona is like, 2-3yrs older than her brothers so. Yeah *awkwardly shuffles* (I love perona I swear-). Implied Zosan. Some rando: but you didn't imply shi— Me: Shhh I did. *gaslighting*. Law is also there in the classroom with lower grade strawhats. He's suffering. He only attends 3 days a week tho, he's mostly homeschooled bc of his sickness. He's homeschooled by Cora. (You can pry Law and Cora from my cold dead hands. You can separate them when I dissolve into ashes). Don't worry as he gets older his sickness is cured. Ofc he's cured by Cora. He's saved by Cora in every universe. In every AU. Every Era. Every life they will ever live. I will die on that hill– *applies the nobody dies/everyone lives tag on this AU* let my babies be happy pls. Let my man Cora live and travel the world with this emo boy (Law). Doffy isn't real, he can't hurt anyone. Ace is there. Sabo is there. Every One Piece character is out there somewhere. They're like hidden stones and you have 0.02% of finding them. I thought I was just making a Teacher!Buggy AU but then it turns into a Modern!AU for everyone. Let's gooooo. Sora divorces with Judge and remarry with Zeff so now Sanji lives with all his brothers and his sister. They get separate classrooms tho, and reiju is perona's age so she's besties with her. (I do not play by canon's rules with ages bc i live in my own world) They both tease their brothers (Sanji and Zoro) about their crushes on each other. The heart crew is there. Bepo is a dog, a very fluffy one. Kuina is alive. Kaya is there, same classroom with Usopp. I have no idea how to continue this lmao, but I do hope you find this interesting bc Buggy is 100% great with kids and probably teaches well bc he is a big nerd and makes lessons interesting. (Also, the whole reason why I wrote this instead of letting the idea slip through my mind like the others is bc the image of two goth men courting a clown looking mf was funny to me. So here we are lmao. The way I wrote this makes Shanks look like he's the person they let into their open relationship twice lol I'm so sorry 😭😭)

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

That's really sad, I really like this idea (though I see Shanks and Buggy more as siblings, but I understand the idea of Shuggy) It's fine that this became about so many people, I really like this.

Teacher!Buggy sounds so cool, you know that he's the flashiest and maybe one of the craziness of the things he'll do to get his students good things that will boost their learning. He knows that every kid might not have the same learning paths as others.

How many classes does this man teach? Who knows, too many for how much he gets paid. All teachers needs to get paid more.

I would think Jinbei and Brook being other fun teachers in the school, like Tom could be as well!

I really like this idea, and the imagine of two gothic men trying to court a clown-looking mf is really funny to me as well.

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simpforchuchu · 1 year

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Okayy xjösmzkdkd i tried something like this xmdkf idk why...

Pov: You are dating Tsukasa and Fujio is your best friend 🙂

Your Insta🌟

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Y/n Happy birthday my one and only! Love you so much ♥️

|| tsukasa I love you too babe ♥️

--》y/n 🥺♥️

|| fujio you forgot me :(

--》y/n no i did it on purpose

--》fujio :((((

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Y/n My precious boyfriend and his boyfriend

|| tsukasa y/n...

--》y/n :((

|| fujio i look handsome

--》y/n nobody cares

--》fujio you are just being jealous :)

--》y/n yeah i know :((

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Y/n When I asked him what he was reading, he said I wouldn't understand. At least he's not saying it's none of your business anymore.I guess he hates me less now 😊

|| todoroki i dont hate you

--》y/n REALLY ??

--》todoroki yeah unfortunately

--》y/n this is the best thing you've ever said to me 😭😭😭

--》todoroki stop before i change my mind

|| tsuji so did you find out what he was reading ?

--》y/n no

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Y/n bestie left a lot of selfies on my phone -again- the day we went fishing ... Todoroki-chan was with us too but he is not in that photo :((( anyways with @/yuken @/todoroki 😊

|| yuken i left them in case you miss me

--》y/n i wont

--》yuken :(

|| todoroki i wasnt

--》y/n yes you were.

|| tsukasa since when are you 3 besties ? And can you even fish ?

--》y/n im just watching

--》todoroki She is just annoying us

--》yuken stop being rude to my bestie

|| fujio i thought im your bestie ? 💔

--》y/n since when ?

--》fujio :((

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Y/n they literally rolled in the mud and punched each other. And now they're smiling and flirting...

|| fujio you are being jealous again

--》y/n dont talk to me

|| tsukasa i love you babe, only you. ♥️

--》y/n I LOVE YOU TOO 😭♥️

|| shibaman why you didn't stop them

--》y/n they were hot when they were fighting

--》shibaman not asking anything else

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Y/n Today me and my stupid bestie went to Suzuran and met these cool boys. Nice mask bro 🔥 @/mercy @/kamui

|| kamui thanks.

--》y/n ;)

|| mercy it was nice to meet you too y/n-san :)

--》y/n 😊

|| fujio you didnt even help me while we were fighting... YOU LITERALLY SUPPORTED THEM

--》y/n THEY WERE COOL DUDES BRO

--》fujio I AM YOUR BEST FRIEND

--》y/n SO WHAT ???

--》yasushi at least she didnt deny that you are friends bro @/fujio

|| tsukasa YOU TWO DID WHAT ?

--》y/n we made new friends babe ♥️

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Y/n the best leader ever 💕 and fujio @/sachio @/fujio

|| sachio thank you y/n-chan 😄💕

--》y/n 😍

|| fujio Why you hate me ????

--》y/n idk bro

--》fujio :(

--》tsukasa i guess this time you really hurt him :/

--》y/n WHAT NO

|| yasushi LMAOO

--》y/n DONT

|| yuken 😶😶😶

--》y/n DONT

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Y/n i bought him milkshake and hugged... i guess we are good now 🥺💕@/fujio

|| fujio I PAID

--》y/n IT DOESNT MATTER

--》fujio okay... so we are besties again 💕

--》y/n 😉💕

|| todoroki Why milkshake ?

--》y/n BECAUSE I NEEDED TO STOP HIS CRYING

--》fujio :(

--》todoroki unbelievable...

--》fujio 😀

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Y/n they look angry :(

|| fujio whyy

--》y/n IM LATE

--》tsuji 45 fckn minutes...

--》y/n I SAID IM SORRY

|| tsukasa Where are you going babe ?

--》shibaman we gonna dye y/n-chan's hair

--》y/n you idiot it was gonna be a suprise for tsukasa

--》tsuji not anymore...

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Y/n I met this dude today.He bought me new ice cream because he dropped mine :((( anyways thanks sameoka-kun 😊

|| shoji I just bought it for you to stop crying...

--》tsukasa DID YOU MAKE HER CRY ????

--》shoji i just didnt see her and she dropped her ice cream...

--》y/n it is okay sameoka-kun, you bought me new one you are good friend 😊

--》shoji we are not friends ??

--》y/n rudee

|| tsukasa Babe.stop.fckn.being.friends.with.everyone.pleaseee...

--》y/n :((

|| mercy we have ice cream in suzuran too y/n-chan

--》y/n THANK YOU MASHII-SAN IM COMIN

--》tsukasa y/N NO

--》fujio can i come too ?

--》magoroku no.

--》binzo no :p

--》fujio :((

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regainingparadise · 2 months

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Is it even Mandalorian romance if they haven't tried to knife each other at least once?

I've been thinking about the people I ship Din Djarin with, and realized that there's an inverse relationship between how much I ship a given couple, and how chill they are together.

Don't get me wrong, I'll happily ship Din with almost everyone, but the ones I get super into? Gimme some good angry fights.

(this says more about me than it does about any of these ships, and this is also 100% not a knock on any of the ships listed or not listed here. It's just me doing some pointless meta about my own tendencies)

In order:

Paz. I love him. They apparently fight all the goddam time. You cannot tell me there is not history there. It makes the times they're on the same side all the more impactful (and adorably awkward).

(I also ship Paz with Axe for the same reason)

2. Migs Mayfeld. Migs is just such a snarky shit, they have every reason to hate each other (/Migs has every reason to assume Din is gonna kill him). They've got the whole fun double-crossing history, and in many ways they're opposites and foils, but ultimately Migs respects and understands Din, and Mando is willing to trust him

3. Cobb Vanth: I mean, their first real interaction is "take it off or I will," so no surprise here. Vanth is very clearly 110% into Din, and they get over the violence phase of their relationship way faster than Din does with either Paz or Migs.

4. Boba Fett. They don't really have a murder phase of their relationship. We get a li'l tension and then they're besties. I ship it, but I'm not as into the ship, 'cause like, how can I ship Mandalorians if I haven't seen them fight each other?

5. Luke Skywalker. I love this ship because it's just...so logical, what with the coparenting. It's a ship in a slightly different category because it lends itself so much to the domestic/parent narrative. But if I'm reading Din/Luke fics, I like a nice (un)healthy dose of tension and possibly violence while they get to know each other

6. Omera. I love Omera/Din as a "what could have been if his life was very very different" ship--especially given that she apparently has some violence in her past that she's now escaped and found peace from.

#The Mandalorian #Absolutely pointless meta #Just me overanalyzing my own thoughts #Mandalorian Romance=Stabbing #Din Djarin #Pazdin #Dinfeld #Cobb Vanth/Din Djarin #Bobadin #Din Djarin/Luke Skywalker #Din/Omera #Din Djarin/Paz Vizsla #Din Djarin/Migs Mayfeld #Din x Paz

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luckycloverforducks · 2 months

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Tell me more about velvette and baggies relationship in the swap au

I wanna see all the different and toxicity in it, and how charlie would react to it and all that

*Not sure eif I sent a similar ask to this or not- if I did sorry)

FUCK YES I FINALLY CAN YAP

And dw you did not my ask box is. Empty

Their relationship is vaguely similar to I think, Mammon and Fizz?? Somewhat, I mean I've never watched Helluva but I've seen people talk about it, Vaggie feels indebted to Velvette for getting her to where she is right now yk with being a popular star, and Velvette is. Interesting

Velvette often switches back and forth between treating Vaggie like a bestie and just another demon working under her, and previously before Charlie came into the picture, sometimes like a girlfriend, which leaves Vaggie constantly confused

Velvette often overworks Vaggie to hell and back, but honestly she kinda? means well? A teensy bit, she doesn't want Vaggie to fall from popularity if she leaves the public eye for too long, and Vaggie does like performing/singing and the praise she often gets from it (even if she gets overwhelmed sometimes) so in a way she's trying to help her maintain the fame and praise that Vaggie often seemed to preen over, so in a fucked up way, in her eyes, she's trying to keep her happy and to keep up everything they both have worked hard for (Vaggie's career). She's also like, really into Vaggie but she gave up on that pursuit a bit ago, doesn't stop her from being petty and toxic about it tho

Vaggie is tired and confused, to say the least. She doesn't really know what Velvette actually thinks of her, if she values her in any way, or even care at all about her. Velvette tends to demean and sometimes verbally abuse Vaggie but the next day she tends to sort of make up for it, like she feels bad. In the early days, they were much closer, and Vaggie genuinely liked Velvette, and maybe had a little crush on her.

When Vaggie does good, Velvette showers her with praise, affection, and affirmation but is she slips up, she gets cold and mean, even a little shouty at times, and "honestly are you trying to embarrass me at this point?!" And Vaggie just stands there confused, ashamed, and a little pissed. Does she even see her as anything other than another asset for her brand? She can't tell. Sometimes it feels like she does, sometimes it doesn't. Vaggie is just so confused.

Velvette pushes her so much because she knows she can do better, but she constantly fails to take account Vaggie's limits, boundaries, and feelings, especially since Vaggie tends to mask her true feelings alot, keeping them all inside until they burst under the smallest addition of pressure, which makes her lash out at Velvette when Velvette didn't really deserve it at the moment, which makes Velvette think she's being unfair.

Vaggie feels that Vel is capable of being a better person, she just doesn't see that she's not one already, or that she needs to (or maybe she's just not worth it in her eyes?)

But neither hate the other, not really. Vaggie would like to, but she can't quite get there, while Velvette wouldn't even dream of genuinely hating Vaggie.

It's complicated, they're both fond of each other but also have a certain animosity between each other, esp Vaggie (rightfully so)

They are honestly both flaming messes, Velvette being the worst one of the two and also a part of the reason why Vaggie is a flaming mess aswell-

In short :Vel is a bad boss and a conflicting 'friend', and Vaggie is struggling through it

And Abt what Charlie thinks? She sincerely hopes Velvette explodes, she would do it herself but Vaggie still has an attachment to her (which Charlie sincerely hopes she'd lose, Vel isn't good for her, or much of anyone) so for now she just lets her be, but they always argue w/ each other (Vaggie just sigh tiredly in the background)

Hope this satisfies you, I have alot of thoughts Abt them :3

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beanghostprincess · 4 months

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Since Pudding joining Buggy's crew was already discussed, and Uta joining it as well is a popular headcanon, I present to you: Uta and Pudding being mentally instable chaotic besties.

Imagine all of the possibilities. Them talking shit about Shanks and Sanji togheter (even tho Uta still semi respects Shanks and Pudding is madly in love with Sanji) or having girl nights togheter, doing eachother's makeup or dressing up in the most fashionable matching outfits. All while being completely unhinged and with homicidal tendencies.

YOU'RE SO REAL!!! This is so true. They'd get along so well. Uta actually joins the crew first! Then Pudding appears and she seems like a sweet girl only at first, but then she demands to stay and says she can be useful as she can read Poneglyphs. So what I said in one of my posts about them, she joins them and becomes their princess. Except that now she has a diva to share the place with! They're both so adored by everyone. They also get along so so so well! Uta keeps talking shit about Shanks leaving her and Pudding feels bad for her, explaining her experience with her mom and Uta going insanely angry and protective at that. She even makes a song inspired by Pudding's beauty!! They're besties!! They love each other so so much!! Pudding keeps saying she hates Sanji but Uta knows she likes him, of course, she always asks her to sing love songs for her, but she won't admit it. They do each other's hair right after having probably almost murdered a bunch of marines that were saying they were weak (don't mess with them. Really. Uta's power is fucked up). I think, to add a bit of angst, that Uta would ask Pudding to erase her memories of Shanks because they hurt too much even if she turns that into strength. They hurt. But Pudding refuses and says that memories can also be beautiful even if they hurt, and she tells her about what happened with Sanji and everything her mom made her do and that she wouldn't erase her memories because they're part of her. Thinking also about Perona coming to visit Mihawk and meeting these two and yelling to Mihawk like "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD TWO CUTE GIRLS IN THE CREW?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?!" and she befriends them right away. Everybody is scared of them, not because they're protected by Cross Guild, but because they're actually creepy. Nobody approaches Pudding when she's angry and even less hurt her because she will manipulate you and she will break your heart. Nobody makes Uta remember her past or mentions something that could trigger her because that sends her into a breakdown and that's never good. And Perona is a bit scared of them, ngl, she's way calmer than them but she has fun seeing them torment people while she sits in a corner looking pretty and sending her ghosts to haunt the ones that bother them. They have such a strong bond! Alvida joins their girl nights quite a lot too <3

Buggy, Mihawk and Crocodile absolutely love them because they're tiny but menacing and scary. If somebody stronger than them tries to fight them, these three will probably end him in no time. But if somebody these three girls can manipulate and torture says something about them? The three men just stare at them and let them do their thing. It's like having a Barbie and two Monster High dolls rule the world.

#i love them i love them #they're pink besties the pink trio #barbie and monster highs moment #okay but alvida would ADORE them she's glad there are more women around #these three mean the world to me this is amazing #one piece #uta one piece #charlotte pudding #perona one piece #cross guild

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Do you think Robin 'I don't have a strong grasp of social cues' Buckley was relieved that Steve would just tell her like it is? Like when she's babbling while El has a bit of mindflayer in her leg he just calmly tells her that's not helping he doesn't snap at her he understands what's she'd trying to do but can also see how everyone else is reacting and knows it's not what's needed. And Steve 'youre an idiot' Harrington feeling the same that she just explains things without making him feel like an idiot? Like when he's freaking out about the buttons in the elevator and she acknowledges his point that yes they did work previously he has a point about that button they won't work now because they don't have authorisation now from the Russians key card. Do you? Do you think about how much they need each other and just work perfectly together so quickly and how lonely they must've been before

im gonna be real with you lovely anon. i do not give stobin enough of my metal juices, the thought about them are not thunk at the velocity they deserve.

but that changes now bc u r so right.

these examples are so good!! they're so perfect, so meant to be. if i think about how lonely it must have been for them before i might get genuinely sad. so i’m not even gonna go there.

i just think steve would come from a world with a lot of subtext, a lot of public vs private faces and a lot of grinning and barring it. so i feel like the simplicity of being around robin, having it all out on the table; how she feels, what she's thinking, what she likes and doesn't like being so so obvious. i bet its really nice, really freeing for steve. that you can just be, be yourself.

and i think robin would also come from a world with a lot of subtext but subtext she feels like she’s on the outside of, never given the cheat sheet. plus she’s gay so that’s adds a level of anxiety to the subtext she is already struggling with. has someone figured her out? is anyone else like her and she just can’t see it? very stressful. but steve just is, he knows how to navigate people, even if they don’t react to him the same way they used to. he has all the flash cards and he’ll share no problem.

also i think steve is very sensible with a strong moral compass, ultimately hes very kind. and robin is smart but not always people smart, but again she ultimately has a strong sense of self and confidence in her own thoughts and abilities. they’re such a good mix of robins creative thinking and steves linear thinking. one will notice what the other lacks but they’re confident and comfortable enough to voice it in the first place. similar enough but also different enough. they fill in each others gaps. perfect love recipe i think.

and the start! the spark! u put them together in the neutral space of scoops ahoy. they both need to be there, hate being there and look stupid. they’re constantly around each other and have the ability to constantly surprise each other. it’s a bestie recipe made in heaven.

plus they’re both kinda mean when they want to be, much easier to not get offended if ur natural instinct is to be kinda mean back.

but i think platonic love can be a hard one sometimes. so it’s lovely that theres them for representation.

ty for sending me this <3

#ask #hotlunch #<3 #platonic stobin #stobin #this is so ramble ramble #hope it made sense???#love getting asks #annon or not it’s crazy but amazing #like u had a thought and then thought of me???#crazy cookey wild wild wild #ideas

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clanwarrior-tumbly · 1 year

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my friend last night on discord sent me your steven and mike with reader fic and OOGH MY HEART /POS it has inspired me to pick back up one of my own unfinished fics :] in the midst of that i had a thought strike me and thought i would share with you the idea: platonic grey and shinto (THEY R BESTIES IN MY HEART UR HONOR) fluff with reader fic with the reader helping grey understand shinto with her crazy and wacky little antics around him but acts like a sweet little chaotic angel around reader

Aw I'm glad you both loved it!! Thank you!! Also I adore your art <3

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“I don’t get why she wants to be my friend, [y/n]! She’s the devil!!! A DEMON!!!”

“C'mon, Grey. If she craves friendship, then she can’t be all that bad-”

“No, no, no..you..y-you don’t understand. She’s been following me around all day and all night! I can’t get rid of her and the one time I thought I succeeded she freaked out on me and...a-and....ghh..!!!”

“Hey, hey. Breathe. It’s okay.”

Setting your hands on the younger trainer’s shoulders, you looked him in the eyes as you gently helped him calm down. You slowed your breathing, and eventually he did as well to match yours, blinking away his tears.

“I-I’m sorry..” He shuddered as you let him go. And he sighed shakily and hugged himself. "I hate feeling like this.."

“It’s alright.” You smiled in reassurance, feeling Shinto climbing onto your shoulder and nuzzling your cheek affectionately. “Hey, girl. Like feeling taller than me, huh?” With a chuckle, you rubbed her ear.

She silently nodded, continuing her sweet gestures while Grey just glared at her.

That little monster was only putting up a front because you were here.

How dare she act like an innocent little angel who could do no wrong?!

If only you could see how awful she really was....

“Now I’m aware she does some uh..pretty unnerving stuff like-”

“Turning into a giant slimy freak?!!” He suddenly blurted out, only to shrink back as you just looked at him, a little annoyed. “..sorry, I..I shouldn’t have interrupted.”

“It’s okay, but..for starters I don’t think she likes being called a “slimy freak”. So let’s drop the name-calling. I get she frightens you, but I'm sure I wouldn't like to be called a freak every time you see me, right?"

Grey opened his mouth to protest, though he stopped himself, shoulders slumping as he instead nodded in understanding.

He felt like he was back in school again--particularly in detention being reprimanded for his rudeness.

“But I know Shinto has her own flaws, too..” You pointed out.

“..Shin..?” The Hypno-like creature perked up in confusion, wondering why she was being targeted now.

“Yes. When you guys first met, did you know Grey was someone who was trapped inside that game?”

For a moment, her face held a thinking expression, before nodding with a smile.

“So you also must’ve known how scared he was...and that you can't force a friendship on someone if they're scared and don't know where they are, right?”

“.....Shi...no.” Pouting, she shook her head, realizing what her mistake was back then.

At that same moment, you heard your pokedex beep and opened it up to see that she left you a message on her section:

THOUGHT GREY NEEDED FRIEN

SO SHINTO SANG WITH HIM

BUT WHEN GREY CHEATED, SHE GOT MAD :(

“Ah. He probably didn’t realize you weren’t meant to be captured. So he couldn’t have possibly known that was cheating." You explained. "I think...the problem lies in you two not fully understanding each other. So we can work on that and help you guys get along better. Not as trainer and Pokémon, but as friends."

"...ironically, she's helped me out a lot." Grey remarked. "She was the only company I ever had in that game. I-I probably would've gone crazy and never found a way out if it weren't for her. So...I guess I owe you an apology, Shinto." He looked at her, frowning slightly. "I promise not to call you a freak anymore. Let's just...try to be cool with each other from here on out. Whatdya say?"

For a few moments, she stared right back at him in total silence, and it made him nervous that he said something wrong.

'Could I have worded that differently? Does she think I only apologized because of [y/n]?' He began to overthink...as usual.

Then suddenly, she leaped from your shoulder and onto him, hugging him around the neck. "Shin!! Shin!!" She cooed.

"W-Woah hey!!" He freaked out at first, although when he realized she wasn't trying to strangle him, he cautiously hugged her back. A relieved sigh left him after nothing bad happened.

She just wanted a hug. Plain and simple.

"I guess you um..a-accept my apology?" He laughed awkwardly, his eyes shifting to you. "I-Is this good?"

You just smiled at the pair, happy that they were already making progress with their friendship. "Yeah, I think you two will get along just fine."

#clanask #fnf x reader #friday night funkin x reader #fnf hypno's lullaby x reader #pokepasta x reader #fnf grey #fnf shinto #platonic

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shitposting-puppet · 1 year

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A list of Genshin character headcanons and personal ships that Just Make Sense

This will also feature Aether as the traveler, im sorry-

Heizou was a victim and a perpetrator of the VHD. He lost his vision about 8 months in.

As a result he has difficulty with his emotions as well as the emotions of others. He's very inept, a genius but emotionally inept.

Kaveh and Al Haithem don't hate each other, but they definitely are not good friends.

Speaking of, I think Kavehthem is super toxic. Source? My parents were just like them before getting divorced and now they dont talk to each other.

Kaveh's hurt line of: "I've been through worse" yeah... He had a shitty ex.

The ex was a Dottore clone.

The same Dottore clone is how Lisa found out she was lesbian lol.

Diluc and Eula get fake married.

Eula so that she's finally rid of all ties to the Lawrence Clan

Diluc because he's so tired of getting hit on at the tavern...

Dehya and Yoimiya have prosthetics.

Poly5WIRL

(-Wanderer.) That man is so aroace istg

Heizou is also dating Tighnari. No I will NOT elaborate.

Meanwhile Aether is additionally dating Kaeya and Albedo

(who are also dating cause why wouldn't they?)

Heizou and Sara are each other's chosen family.

They eventually legally change their last names so that they're legally siblings too.

Heizou originally wanted to live on Watasumi, but the first time he escaped there he was found and dragged back home.

Speaking of: Heizou was born and raised on Yashiori, specifically in Higi Village.

When Heizou ran away to Watasumi, thats where he met Kokomi and Gorou.

Gorou is trans mtf. Her name is Hina. You cannot change my mind.

Hina and Koko? Married.

Ayato and Itto? Dating. I love they.

Thoma is a fucking wolf hybrid you cant change my mind! He can shape shift!

Also Noelle is his little sister i just

holds them gently

Cynonari is married, Collei is their long-suffering daughter.

Cyno continues to try and ask Kaveh out.

Kaveh continues to be super oblivious.

Kaveh 🤝 Collei = Trauma from Dottore.

Wanderer chose to go to college over hanging out with Traveler and their friends....

Only to end up talking to them anyway. He is Suffering.

Kaeya has Pyrophobia from the Fight.

Al Haithem is a dick. Like he won't bring up trauma or misgender you, but he's still an absolute asshole.

Why is he an ass? Because he knows and deliberately hurts others feelings. He is aware of what he's doing.

Al Haithem is also deaf + autistic. Yes, you can be disabled and still be an asshole.

Kaveh and Al Haithem are Autistic on Autistic Violence

The Nameless Bard's name is Raven, because I am a sucker for Dramatic Irony. Also because I like it.

Childe has chronic pain and early-onset arthritis

Shenhe is actually Chongyun's mom, she gave him away when he was a baby for his safety, and the cover story she and the village gave was that she's just an aunt.

Opposite to how Chongyun's energy is pure Yang, Shenhe's is pure Yin, making her much more likely to attract demons

Heizou and Sango genuinely cannot get along.

Kaveh is actually from Aaru Village. Well, before his dad moved them to the rainforest.

Kaeya actually resent his Khaenri'ahn heritage, as it gave him the impossible burden of spying on a nation.

Btw, Kaeya would choose Mondstadt over Khaenri'ah anyday.

Diluc has a room for Venti at the Winery.

Also, Diluc and Jean are not the only ones who know Venti is Barbatos. He aint that slick.

Albedo, Sucrose, Kaeya and Hu Tao also know.

Sucrose and Albedo? Figured it out themselves.

Kaeya? Found out by accident after Venti got too drunk.

Hu Tao? She already had suspicions that Zhongli was Morax, and Venti showing up along with him, Zhongli and Xiao all being awkward just confirmed it.

Heizou and Yanfei are pen pals. They're besties, Your Honor.

Kazuha and Heizou once did it on the fucking beach during VHD.

This was also 2 years before they started dating. And 3 before they met Aether.

Heizou's a bottom btw. a bratty one.

He and Sango tried dating once while they still got along, but broke up long before they split off

Technically, because of the Irminsul wipe, Venti is still the youngest of the archons. Nahida doesn't know how to feel about this. Neither does Aether.

XIAO IS CANONLY OLDER THAN VENTI ISTG IM NOT JOKING XIAO IS 4000+ AND VENTI IS AROUND 2600 IM FERAL

Anyway

Heizou is allergic to mangoes. And Lavender Melon, and- actually this guy is allergic to near every fruit... Except for sunsettias and pineapples, strangely enough.

This doesn't stop him from eating candy. Much to Sara's horror.

Dw, she has the bfs gang up on him.

Heizou struggles with depression at times. And it's something he goes to therapy for. He hasn't done anything, but for a while it was pretty bad, especially right after the decree ended.

Kaeya has hEDS (Hypermobile Ehlers Danlos Syndrome)

It means his bones are more likely to dislocate and pop out of socket if he's not careful.

KAEYA FUCKING DUEL WEILDS SWORD AND CATALYS PLEASE MIHOYO GIVE ME CATALYST KAEYA I PROMISE TO BE GOOD

Kaeya is also autistic with some pretty weird sensory issues. The second water gets in his boots this man will toss them off faster than Signora died.

He hates wet socks. Despises them

Yes I'm projecting.

Speaking of Signora. Aether and Venti held a small unofficial funeral for her on Cape Oath. They only had her mask to bury...

Faruzan has all but adopted Kaveh as her grandson. Kaveh has accepted this.

She/they Paimon.

Aether is older than everyone (because, well, physical manifestation of a star) and doesn't tell anyone. He finds it funny

Hes also lactose intolerant. Lumine too.

Aether doesn't let it stop him. Lumine hates this about him.

Fischl is a system

The events of the Aranyaka quest and the Pari quest happened around the same time. How you ask? Aether didn't go to Sumeru alone, he brought Heizou and Kaeya (this is before Hei joined the polycule-)

Its also when Tighnari and Heizou eventually started dating because Heizou kept running off and dragging Kaeya with him when they were supposed to be recovering from the Samsara and Tighnari went "Oh godsdammit i like him..."

Cyno and Nari talked it out and Collei was also cool with it so Nari shot his shot and... It took longer than expected for Heizou to notice...

ANYWAY PARI QUEST

Along with Heizou and Kaeya, Kaveh and Nilou also went with them.

As you've spotted, there isn't a single healer among them

Heizou preoceeds to give Kaeya his spare catalyst and turns that boy into a healer.

"Sorry Aether, I turned your boyfriend into a healer"

The catalyst was the Inazuma craftable one...

Kaveh and Heizou actually hit it off pretty well, bonding over being geniuses in their respective fields

Nilou is Mom friend. Im correct. She calls people "darling" and "sweetheart"

Anemo should be allowed to swirl Dendro so it does in my universe.

Kaeya and Heizou are the ones to find the door to Khaenri'ah... Kaeya doesn't react well and all Heizou has to go on is that maybe the Abyss hurt him somehow

He's kinda right, but its not the full picture.

Also Cynonari have absolutely no clue where those two are at this point... They are Freaking Out because Aether is off doing other things and told them to keep those two in Ghandarvah Ville...

Heizou punches Al Haitham in the fucking face.

Lyney has longer hair, and it's braided over his shoulder like in Lisa's alt skin.

Lyney's outfit is also 30% more slutty because holy shit its an abomination.

The twins are both cats. Lyney is SUCH a catboy (derogatory)

I want that Twink Obliterated.

One-sided LyneyxAether. Lyney gets over it... eventually.

Barbara and Freminet is such a cute ship yall are sleeping

Lyney is canonly Down Atrocious for Aether omg that poor magician

Freminet occasionally drags the twins swimming with him. But only in shallow water cause Lynette doesn't like the water. Lyney does though.

Freminet has killed a man that looked at Lynette wrong. He will kill again.

Lyney: Autistic ADHD

Lynette: Autistic

Freminet: Autistic Agoraphobic (Agoraphobia is the fear of people)

Freminet and Lynette tag team Lyney when he's talking bad about himself

Can you tell i love these guys?

Wriothesley and Clorinde are.... they got Something goin on

Neuvillette and Furina are married.

Heizou punches Lyney in the face after the trial

Is immediately sent to Solitary Confinement for Inciting a Riot... In front of Wriothesley

"Oh this is bad... This is really bad!" Heizou

"What's wrong man?" Cyno

"I kissed Aether!" Heizou

"Woahhhhhh... I owe Nari and Yanfei so much mora" Cyno

After 4.2 Furina moves in with Venti at the Dawn Winery.

Diluc walked in to see her and Venti playing cards and went "I'll go set up a room."

Also canonly? Heizou is fucking buff. Never forget he can take down the ENTIRE POLICE STATION WITHOUT A VISION

Lyney is just "He could have rocked my shit...why was that hot?"

Wriothesley is Suffering because he lost a match to a twink

Heizou is Not friends with the Orphan Trio lol, but he is friends with Chevreuse. They bonded over shitty dads

Heizou also just goes home with the Inazuma cast after the Fontianalia Film Festival

Yanfei and Cyno also go home lol cause Natlan would not be the best place for them

Heizou, Kano Nana, and Gaming are cousins on their mother's side. Their moms were sisters and grew up in Konda Village.

Gaming and Amber are cousins on the paternal side

Gaming does NOT forgive his father during Lantern Rite. He's also angry at Aether for telling people his private matters.

Heizou is there during Lantern Rite because Favoritism Privilege. Heizou is also upset because he's been there.

Heizou's brother is named Yamashi and his mom is Kanae. The father stays nameless bc fuck him.

#genshin impact #genshin impact headcanons #shikanoin heizou #kaveh genshin #5wirl #wanderer genshin #genshin impact characters #puppet speaks #alhaithem #lyney and lynette #freminet #neuvillette #furina #focalors #clorinde #wriothesley #gaming #genshin cast

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haikyuuwaifu · 10 months

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Genre: Humor

Warnings: Swearing

MASTERLIST

ANTI-PETA COMMITTEE

-Y/N is a literal menace to society most days, but she's a damn good Hero. She trained with some of the best Heroes in the world. Keigo, Rumi, and Y/n have been friends for a long time. Animal quirk besties for life. Y/n was actually slotted to rank #1 in the US, but she felt like she wanted to make a change. She's ready to turn Japan on it's head and teach Japan's heroes how things should be done.

-Rumi will support Y/n in anything and everything. Together, they're a mess and a half. They bully Keigo together but they also don't let anyone else bully him. Keigo is worried for his sanity. Touya is excited because even though he and Y/n bully each other, she'll never deny his intrusive thoughts <3

-Fatgum and Y/n are food besties. Everyone thinks he's in love with her, (he's not, he's been harboring a crush on Endevaor's only daughter). They always eat together. Y/n and Rumi are the only ones who know about his secret crush. Keigo is a loudmouth and Fat Gum knows Touya will kill him.

-Y/n actually worked with Gang when she was in high school. Thanks to the animal thing he's now been sequestered into being her friend. He won't admit it, but his friends make him feel young even if they are a bunch of idiots.

-Cathleen Bate was Y/n's mentor. She's sad to see her protégé leave, but she's also relieved that the woman will be giving All Might trouble for a little while. She gives All Might shit all the time.

-Lady Nagant is an underground hero. She works at Aizawa's underground agency. She's the only one of the group with a steady head on her shoulders since she spends most her time in the shadows. She's excited to see how Y/n is going to turn Japan on its head when she arrives.

-Y/n has no problem throwing Gang Orca under the bus. She still doesn't understand what he see's in the denim hero. Y/n doesn't 'hate' All Might, but she doesn't really like him either. She has some respect for him as a hero, but she also thinks that younger him should have gotten a severe ass whoopin for his cockiness. Touya and Y/n poke fun at eachother just to irritate Hawks. She knew Touya was going to find what she asked for because she'd told him first that she was relocating to Japan. Y/n does in fact like to Yowl at the birds.

#applause #bnha #bnha smau #smau #bnha x reader #bnha x female reader #bnha scenarios #shota aizawa #shouta aizawa #aizawa x female reader #aizawa x reader

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kaylalovesmaneskin · 1 year

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The Camping trip

A/n:heyyy y’all I am back with my second story I am really excited about this one I also had the help coming up with it from my dearest friend @ellior1111 what a lovely friend he had help me come up with this idea for this story so shout outs to him❤️❤️❤️ anyway I hope you enjoy this story and you might want to sit down for this one and take some popcorn 🍿 while u read<3

Paring:Damiano David xFem!reader

Warning:blow job,oral sex,teasing,sexting,a bunch of horny teens ,and smut

Summary:you and dami family were really close friends but you and dami hated each other because he is the ex bf to ur bestie and he had cheated on her and the reason why he hates you his because you had started a rumor about his being a player but what happeneds when your two families decided to go on a camping trip what will happen will you and dami make up or will you fight and argue on the trip (btw y’all are like18-19 in the story.).

“Y/n hun are you done You're just done with setting up your tent.You're just done with setting up your tent.” Your mom comes to you and asks. “Yes haha finally i understood how to set up a tent but goddam why is it so hard to set up one." you both laugh. “Hahah I wish I knew,Are you busy right now?" she asks you, you're kinda scared about this sentence because it's always for doing a favour. “what do you want mom?" You ask her gently but also a bit annoyed. "It's a really hot day, and luckily we have a lake here on the campsite. Damiano is refreshing himself there, would you like to join him?" "No" you reply directly. "Oh cmon y/n, i know you aren't in the best friendship, but this would be a good time to know each other better... please do it for me come on let’s just have one day of you two not hating each other or fighting.” “Fineee I am only doing it because you asked me but I can’t promise you anything tho.” You say walking off to your tent. “Thank you tesoro.”she said to walking away to go help your dad with something.

You walk into you tent then quickly change into you bikini. You put your bikini on and walk to the lake. As you see him you just roll your eyes. You already can't stand him. You already go slowly into the water, it's very cold at first so he hears the sound of freezing from your mouth. "Oh hi y/n i didn't see you before". He said look at you. "well i just came in" you are colder than the water. "Why are you here?" He asks you in an annoyed way and rolling his eyes. But you're even more annoyed, it turns kinda rude: "well my mom forced me." “mhm." he just answers. The situation is getting really awkward. But you can't ignore damiano staring at your body. His look wanders from up to down but he's mainly focused on your boobs. Damiano's mother interrupts this weird tension: "kids go dress up! It's time for the dinner" it kinda makes you laugh that she called you two kids. You both replied with an “sì sì” Then y’all get out and change.

As you finished with putting some clothes on, you join your and damiano's family for the dinner. They're all sitting around the campfire while roasting some sausages. You go sit on the last free space, so you close the circle. After a while also damiano comes for the dinner, he's topless and has only shorts on”where can i sit?.”he asks with a tone in his voice. “next to y/n." replies damiano's mom while winking at him, he replies with an eye roll”ugh fine whatever”. Your families noticed that you two aren't in the best relationship, but they try in every way possible to put you two close, with the hope that you become friends. Even tho that won’t happen so you don’t know why do they keep trying.

“Y/n do you want a sausage?" Rosa, damiano's mom, asks you gently. “ Si Grazie .” you roast your sausage and start eating it in a hungry way. While eating ,you feel a little smirk from damiano. ~wait this testa di cazzo sexualising me for eating a sausage?!-you can't believe your eyes, so you try to ignore this fact. After y'all ate dinner your mom says “ I think now it's time for the dessert, let's roast some mashmellows “but we need more wood for the fire... uh y/n damiano could you two please go search some more wood in the forest for us?" You two look at each other like you wouldn't have a choice, so you nod at your mother and the both of you stand up.

You two walk deeper and deeper in the forest, you already can't hear the voices of vour families anymore. “damiano, Why are we going that far?" “i just don't want to be with them nor around them.” He said kicking some rocks that where on the ground., “it's just to much talking for me.." “oh wow so you prefer to be with worst enemy? Brave... “who said that .you're my worst enemy?" He said look at you making clear and direct eye contact. “well we aren't in the best relationship."you said crossing you hands “we can change that" in that moment you feel his warm breath on your neck. His nose touches yours and you can smell the taste of the mint coming out from his mouth. In that moment vou forgot what was between you two before, you just want to taste his lips. But you just don't want to accept the fact that you're feeling something for your enemy “damiano what are you doing?" “teasing you." he winks at you. You can't resist a second more, so you pull him by his neck closer to you for kissing him passionately. You're two tongues start licking each other. You knows this is so wrong to you and your best friend and the guilt is eating at you but right now you said fuck that guilt and you know this is wrong on many levels but it just Feels so good and right now.

But the situation getting hotter than you expected. His hand wanders between your legs and gets higher and higher for reaching your intimate spot. You only have some shorts on so your vagina is very accessible, so his hand finds his way to go inside your shorts. He starts rubbing your clit through the fabric of your thongs. You start moaning quietly “Louder for me sweetheart." he whispers to you seductively, you reply with "well show me more of what you can do." without hesitating his fingers are already inside you. Instantly a loud "fuck dami." escapes your mouth. He smirks at you and starts moving his talented finger. But you're so needy.. so you start begging for more. “More fingers please please!" so he follows your order and starts fingering you with two fingers. “Add another please" so he does it with three. You can't stop begging for more, he's already messaging your vagina with whole hand. His whole inside you. Instantly a loud "fuck mmm.”escapes your mouth. He smirks at you and starts moving his finger, But you're so needy. so you begging for more, “More fingers please please!" so he follows your order and starts fingering you with four. “Add another please. " so he does it with You can't stop begging for more, he's already king your vagina with his whole hand. You while breathing heavily. “damiano I need your dick please." You wimper to him.

"Well for him you have to wait." in that moment he stops with pleasing you. "Why??" You're very confused. But his big smirk on his face made you predict his next move. "On your knees" you smirk at him back, that's exactly what you expected. So you get on your knees without even caring about the wet and dirty floor of the forest. You unzip his pants and put them down, now he's completely naked in front of you. "Eat me up like you did with that sausage" he commands in a jokey but also very needy way. You giggle "haha horny damiano is really crazy." You laughed lil bit. "yes crazy for you." This sentence made you feel the butterflies. you start softly licking the tip of his hard dick. "Stop teasing y/n...put it into your mouth" he orders while moaning. So you do, you enjoy the taste of him. His hand holds your head for helping you with your movements. His big dick is taking your breath away, but somehow you're liking this feeling..you like the fact that you can't breathe because of him. Damiano starts thrusting into your mouth while loud and full with enjoyment moans escape his mouth “oh yes baby fuck just like that.” he says more and more times while he rolls his eyes because of the pleasure he feels. His thrusting starts getting faster and rougher. this made vou realise that he'll cum soon.And you were right. his white warm juice start filling vour mouth up. Meanwhile you hear him moaning your name out loud.”fuck y/n mmmm.”

After you licked all of his cumming up you hear his dominant voice saying "stand up." you follow his words. "Now it's time to finish what i started" while saying that he gets on his knees too. "What about fucking me hard??" You ask him in a confused way, because all you wanted is his dick inside you. "You have to wait for it" "when will it happen then?" "You'll see" his answer made you smirk a bit. Without hesitating a minute more he puts your shorts exactly like your thongs down so your fully naked on the bottom. You feel his heavy breathing right on your pussy. Suddenly his wet tongue welcomes your clit. He starts making out with your vagina like it would be your mouth. You're turning to sensible, you're losing your balance slowly. Damiano noticed it so he presses you against a tree for fixing your balance. "Oh fuck damiano ahh" you're moaning is getting really loud, it's turning into a a desperate scream. He likes it really much, he decides to tease you even more with some hot phrases. His goal is to drive you crazy. "You taste so good princess." you feel him pronouncing these words right on your clit. This sentence made you moan even more. "Oh yess baby moan for me, moan my name." "DAMIANO I'M-" he directly understands what you're about to say, so he interrupts your sentence "yes cum into my mouth, i want to enjoy your cum on my tongue.” in that moment a short sentence escapes your mouth, you didn't think before saying it, it's just what your heart is feeling "i love you dam-" he's kinda surprised about what he heard. I mean you were enemies a few instants before. But this doesn't disturb him at all, he really liked these words, he started feeling the butterflies. A few seconds later you scream again for the last time, you just had the most impeccable orgasm you ever had. Damiano stands up, the first thing you noticed is your liquid around his mouth. You kiss him immediately while still breathing intensely for cleaning your cumming up. "So you love me huh?" He smirks while saying it. You don't know what to answer but you do have a massive blush on your face , you're kinda regretting what you said..it was kinda early. But he deletes your insecurities with this sentence "i love you too" without letting you reply he kisses you passionately. "Now let's go back to our families, they're asking theirselves where we are haha.." you answer while you're already walking to the direction of the campfire." i hope they didn't hear us.." he tries to calm you down: " i don't think it's possible that they heard us...i mean we were very far away." "hahaha yeah you're right" “I am just a bit scared what if.” You where cut off when dami held you hand and started walking back to the campsite. All you could do was just blush.

“Ahh finalmemte what did it take that long to take some wood?" that's the first thing you two hear from your parents as soon as you came back. You explain “well. ehmm..the wood was wet.so we had to go deeper into the forest to find some dry wood” you said putting your hands on your hips looking at Damiano. this was true, you two just had a lot of luck to bring this excuse because the days before were very rainy. This explanation wouldn't work otherwise, you two were away for very long. Rosa replies: “oh well that makes sense...but um why are both of you dirty on your knees?" this question makes you nervous, you didn't think about excuses for this. You just have flashbacks of you sucking damiano's dick and damiano licking your pussy. But some other excuses don't come to your mind. Damiano breaks the akward silence “when we were still searching for wood in the wet spot we had to go on the floor for picking it up" nothing else came to his mind, but it's better than saying nothing. Rosa answers: “okay..but please go to the lake and clean your knees up" “yess hahaha don't worry" you laughed nervously. While your families eat their desserts, you two go as ordered to the lake for cleaning your knees. You can't hear them talking but you two and your families can still see each other. “I Can't wait to fuck you." damiano suddenly says while he winks at you. “i'm so horny it unbelievable." you reply. He comes closer to you but not that close, from the point of view of your families it seems like you two are talking normally. But it's not like it seems....damiano's hand starts swimming to your vagina. He starts fingering you passionately underwater. "Cazzo." you start moaning in a low tone of voice. "We can't do this here" "why not?" He provokes you with his typical sexy voice. "Our parents... they can see us! We couldn't enjoy it fully here..." in that moment he removes his fingers from your clit. "You're right...let's save this up for later" he smirks at you, so you do back. You two walk back to the campfire to your families. Damiano's dad starts saying to you two" okay kids, it's bedtime now. Tomorrow will be an exhausting day, you need enough time to sleep" you two nod at him, wish a good night to everyone and start walking to the tents. Damiano starts joking "since when are we fucking children?" You laugh "haha i don't know i think they just call us in this way because they will always see us like their kids you know haha" "haha yes probably..." he accompanies you to your tent. "Okay so we will meet later...i cant wait" he smirks and winks at you. You smirk at him to "i can't wait too..." both of you go inside the own tent, you two just want to wait until your parents go also to bed. But meanwhile you two don't lose time, the situation is getting hot in the chat.

*THIS IS LIKE TEXT BETWEEN YOU AND DAMI*

Damiano🙄

Damiano:

"Y/n?"

You:

Yes

Damiano;

When will they finally go sleeping?!"

You:

Good question

Damiano:

Let's have some fun in the meantime

You:

Uhh sounds interesting one and two what type of fun?

Damiano:

Please start pleasing yourself and record your moans i need to hear them"

You:

*you record a voice mail while doing what he ordered and send him it*

Damiano:

Ahh y/n so hot...my dick is hard now

You:

Send me a pic

Damiano:

*he sends you a pic as ordered*

You:

Can't wait to have him inside me

Damiano:

He's waiting for you...

You:

Wait...

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You can't resist him anymore, so you go to his tent without carrying that your parents are still awake. Fortunately they didn't see you entering the tent. As you got in, you see him naked, spreading his legs and his hand on his hard dick. "Let's not wait longer...let's start with our show " you say to him while you start undressing yourself and smirking. You undress yourself in a very sensual way, this turns him even more on so he stars masturbating himself in a very fast pace. "Oh cmon damiano, be Patient for once " You provoke him. Damiano tries to resist so he stops with pleasing himself. “Y/n this is a torture" you go sit on him, your wet naked vagina is on his belly. Meanwhile he admires your boobs, which are getting closer to his face. “i love torturing you damiano david" “mhm" he replies, but then he starts sucking your nipples. His hot saliva is warming your chest. You moan softly while you're getting wetter and wetter. He noticed it so he turns you on the bottom so he's on top of you. His hard dick starts touching your clit, it teases you much. You spread your legs open with the hope that he will fill you up they way you want to be.

Damiano starts kissing your neck, he leaves some hickeys on it. Meanwhile his dick is still touching your needy vagina. "Do it dami" "are you ready?" "DO IT" you repeat. After this order he thrusts softly into you, you feel him slowly filling you up. Finally you two are connected, finally you feel his body inside you. "Oh shit fucckk" escapes from your mouth while moaning. "Can i move on?" He asks you gently with his hot voice. "Please fuck me”...he starts laughing in a dirty way. You feel him going slowly in and out of you. Slow sex is one of your guiltiest pleasures. You enjoy every single slow movement he does, you enjoy every single inch of his dick. But you want some action so you start begging for more: " faster please !" He just replies with his typical smirk “as you wish my slut." Another guilty pleasure is being called with these names, especially from damiano from now on. He starts getting rougher with his thrusting, so you start getting louder with your moans, you're practically screaming. He covers your mouth with one hand “shhh they hear us you wouldn’t like if they caught us now would you sweetie" he smirk while saying it. You put his hand away “well i don't fucking care, now show me what you can do!" you provoke him sensually. He doesn't hesitate a second, he start getting very rough he's fucking you very hard. You can't even talk at this point, you just scream. Meanwhile his hands are on your hips, he pulls your body to his while he thrusts into you very hard. “DAMIANO" “yes baby scream my name, they should know what we're doing " you repeat “AHHH DAMIANO I CAN FEEL IT COMING" "hold it! We'll cum together." "Dami i think i can't-" "i have an idea he says that while breathing heavily. You both turn so you're on top again. "Ride me y/n, pls do it" he begs while he's biting on his lips. You reply with a smirk and without hesitating you sit right on his cock so his dick gets inside you. "Ahh yes keep on going" he moans while he still breathes heavily. You start going up and down and you can feel his dick filling you completely up when you go down. He helps you by holding you by the hips, his hands sometimes slide down to your ass cheeks, he starts massaging them passionately. Meanwhile his eyes follow your round boobs.They wiggle by every movement you do, this turns him even more on. "Damiano i can't hold it any longer..." "don't worry darling i'm also about to cum" "i don't want this to finish dami..." he smiles at you, it gives you comfort. He replies " don't worry y/n”we will sleep together also in the future" you smile at him back while your breath is heavy be of riding him. So you start getting faster with jumping on his dick. Damiano moans your name out loud, this made you scream even more.

This was the best sex you ever had for both of you. Also the ending was even perfect, because you two came at the same time. Both moaned out each others name at the point of the orgasm, then you lied down next to him while you both were full of sweat and breathing deeply. "Cazzo this was beautiful " you say to him while licking his sperm up. "Yeah i could continue for the whole night" he smirks at you while his hand is caressing your head be you clean his belly up. After you finished you two are having a hot making out session. Suddenly he whispers to you:"i'm so happy that we aren't enemies anymore" “yeah me too!" then you two kiss again then you both had fell asleep with the hopes that your mothers and fathers didn’t hear y’all.

THE END (OMFG THIS ONE TOOK LONGER THAN MY FIRST STORY BUT I HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE)

#måneskin #maneskin smut #damiano david #damiano maneskin #smut #damiano david smut

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whattraintracks · 2 months

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27. Human Friends - TMNT 1987

Buffy and Raphael should've been best friends, spread the word

"Poor Little Rich Turtle" is a spectacular episode

almost entirely because of Buffy Shellhammer

all the boys need more friends their age, Raphael especially

and these two could have gotten along SO WELL

in that episode, Michelangelo’s level of attraction to Buffy is inversely proportional to Raphael’s begrudging respect for her

I bet Raphael tells her about Michelangelo's crush as a joke

and she declares she has no interest in anyone human, turtle, boy, girl, or otherwise, and they high-five/three about it

he would love having a rich friend that lets him hang out in her mansion

he makes fun of her for said mansion but still shamelessly takes advantage of her wealth

which is fair since she’s been trashing his sewer home since day one

Leonardo’s joke about seeing "how the other half lives"? Yeah, they run that bit six feet under

she does not care that Raphael and his brothers are local heroes they’re just some weird little dudes from beneath the city to her

she is, however, so excited to learn about all the hidden sewer routes around the city so she can escape her more boring responsibilities

they're both made of pretty tough stuff and predictably bond over their abnormal childhoods and limited connections/friends

"don't get out much, do you?" he says like he doesn’t have equally negative amounts of experience with normal teenage fun!!

zero understanding of typical friendship rituals between them

they wrestle, gift each other weird stuff, and spend a lot of time trying to figure out what normal teenagers do, only to give up and do something else because the things they thought of sounded boring

they'll just randomly ask each other stuff like, "did you know most people only eat three meals a day with specific foods for each meal?" and be totally confused together about it

they also have the most skewed concept of money

Raphael has never paid for anything in his life other than pizza, and while Buffy knows the exact value of super niche chemical tech supplies, she could not give you a reasonable estimate for produce

a lifetime with Donatello has made Raphael a surprisingly good sounding board for the more technical aspects of Buffy’s work

which she does enjoy, as well as cutthroat business operations, she just hates her public persona and sucking up to adults who think they know better than her

he likes to hold the fact that t(he)y saved her life (multiple times) over her head, but like as a joke

except for when he tries to use it to win arguments

unfortunately, it never works, she is the most ungrateful brat ever thank you much

they very much share that I don’t owe anyone anything attitude

EXCEPT for Master Splinter, whom they mutually respect and agree is the only acceptable adult

she unironically complains about humans with him but particularly has beef with adults, and he heartily encourages this

they love that they can be total jerks around each other without hurting anyone else’s delicate feelings

THEE besties who judge people and hate each other affectionately

all the insults: "martian" "nerd" "pet store reject" "spoiled brat"

when they’re not coming up with colorful insults for each other, they’re doing it together for other people

it's their favorite bonding activity <3

since she enjoyed their initial misadventure so much, she asks if she can go out with the turtles to fight and stuff again, and Raphael laughs at her

until she takes a bunch of martial arts classes and totally kicks his shell

and, well, he supposes a nice easy patrol or two might be fun

unfortunately, the team cannot handle the strength of their combined sass, and she’s forbidden from ever joining them again, even though she has a mean left hook

ultimately, I think they’d mellow each other out now that they have an outlet for their angst and eventually grow and learn a lot from one another

but, mostly, they just talk so much crap together

#march for raph #buffy is one of my favorite one-off human characters from this series #i unironically love her and i am totally correct about this #raphael hamato #buffy shellhammer #headcanons #character analysis #episode analysis #poor little rich turtle #tmnt 1987 #tmnt #whattrainofthought

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daughter-of-melpomene · 6 months

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Descendants + Isabela Moner?

I actually really wanna thank you for this, because I can now share a plot bunny I've had for a while!! Thanks so much, Greta <3!! (And I'm also gonna tag @dancingsunflowers-ocs and @carmens-garden since they're my Descendants girlies. <3)

NAME: Grimhilde "Grim" de la Cruz.

LOVE INTEREST: Jane Godmother.

SUMMARY: The daughter of the Evil Queen and the disgraced, formerly dead musician Ernesto de la Cruz, Grim had lived her whole life on the Isle of the Lost, mostly fending for herself. Though she had a good bond with her half-sister Evie, she apparently wasn't bad enough to run with the other girl's crew of VKs, and she had no desire to align herself with Uma and her gang of wannabe pirates, so most of her life has been spent roaming the Isle's streets on her own, pickpocketing whatever she could and staying out as late as she dared to avoid her father's rants about his "glory days". It isn't until she gets chosen to go to Auradon alongside Evie and her friends that she's actually somewhat included in crew activities - in this case, stealing the Fairy Godmother's wand - and the longer the five villain kids are in Auradon, the more friends Grim makes among the hero kids, including the daughter of the woman she's supposed to be stealing from. The problem, of course, is that when it gets down to the wire, she can only remain loyal to one group of friends while betraying the other...

OTHER INFO:

This girl needs a hug. Also some genuine friends. Thankfully she gets both.

She and Evie are actually pretty close and have a good relationshp as sisters, despite being raised by different parents who absolutely hate each other.

She becomes besties with Lonnie pretty soon after moving to Auradon, much to her surprise since she's very rough and usually scares people away. Even more surprisingly, she becomes besties with Doug, and gets a crush on Jane within five seconds of seeing her genuinely smile for the first time.

Jay calls her the Grim Reaper, on account of all the black she wears and how her resting expression is a scowl. On a very related note, he occasionally gets headaches from how often she smacks him upside the head.

Dating Jane, once they actually do start dating, actually softens her up a lot, and it makes Evie super happy when her sister starts smiling and laughing more often.

send me a fandom + faceclaim and i'll create an oc!!

#asks about my ocs

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kyuoki · 5 months

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Hey!

I saw your recent art post about Davy and Abby, so first of all: they're very cute💕 Davy needs to be loved and I get exited whenever I see someone expressing love for him or shipping their oc or self-insert with him, there isn't a whole lot of them out there for our poor cursed man😭

Secondly, would you maybe like to share some more about your oc, like for example her backstory or how she and Davy met? I find it so interesting to learn about other people's ocs especially when they're from fandoms that I'm in as well^^

I hope you have a nice day! Also no pressure with answering the questions rightaway of course :)

Hi! <3 Sorry for the late reply. ^^"

First of all - Tysm! 💕 And I agree 100%. He needs more recognition and love, there is not much content of him so I am more than happy to be able to create it myself and share it with people who like him as much as I do.

And secondly - AAAAAAAAA! it makes me so so so happy that you are interested to hear about her. 🥰 She is my rp/original character I use in the rp I am writing with my bestie (it's still in the making). My friend is a writer and she is currently rewriting it in a form of a book/ fanfiction that we will, hopefully, post online once it's done (wattpad and maybe other platforms). For now it will be only in Polish though, but maybe one day we will try and translate it. My artworks however, have English dialouges to try and hopefully reach a wider audience. :)

The title is "Krew, seks i piraci" ("KSiP" in short) which stands for "Blood, sex and pirates" in English. The whole thing is 18+ because of violence and erotic scenes. (the title clearly indicates it.)

The book is completely fanon. We just took what the canon gave us and created our own headcanons for the PoTC characters and lore for our original characters.

As for the plot...

The story begins with two sisters living in Cornwall who come into possession of two Aztec gold coins. When the crew of the Black Pearl attacks the city, Abigail and Layla Morgan find themselves aboard Barbossa's ship, where they are forced to survive. They endure the hardships of life on the ship, while still planning and trying to escape. During one storm, Abby falls overboard and ends up aboard the Flying Dutchman as a part of his crew. She goes through a mutation after which she has shark-like teeth and gills, but her body doesn't transform completely because of the effect she has on the cursed Captain Davy Jones. She also befriends Maccus and Crash (they are her besties, her bigger brothers she can always rely on). Here the adventure divides, a clear transformation of both sisters is presented. At the same time, feelings develop both between Barbossa and Lee (Layla's nickname) and between Jones and Abby. Each sister has her own adventures, trials and tribulations. While Lee discovers her past and destiny, Abby experiences perturbations in her relationship with Jones, when the obsessed with her James Wincott (a narcissist who wants to continue Blackbeard's glory) appears. In addition, several more characters are introduced who influence the development of the plot - primarily Jack Sparrow, but also our original characters, such as Lobart (a Frenchman, Abby's 'adoptive' father, an emotional trickster with a clouded past) and Johnny the Buccaneer (an elderly hustler who hates the French). There are also other characters involved in the story. Both plot paths intertwine, striving for a common culmination and ending.

When it comes to fanfic tropes we decided to go with enemies to lovers for Lee/Barbossa and with slowburn for Abby/Jones. There are others such as agegap, height/size difference + a few other sexual themed tropes but I don't want to spoil everything.

When it comes to Abby I can say she is a great thief with a short temper and she is quite a rebellious little creature, which makes her relationship with Davy only more interesting.

Thank you so much for the ask again! I hope my answer is good enough, if you have any other questions feel free to ask.🥰

#ask #KSiP #abigail morgan #layla morgan #davy jones #hector barbossa #jack sparrow

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