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Jason x (kinda) villain reader where they're fighting but at some point Jason's jacket gets ripped of and you can see his slutty little waist, and reader is just absolutely gobsmacked and 'daaaaamn' and completely stops fighting Jason and just flirts with him, because with those hips he has to be a good housewife (I AM IN LOBE WITH JASON AND HIS SLUTTY LITTLE MAN WAIST RAWR RAWRRR IM FERAL)
TANGO
WARNINGS: Yeah there are some but nothing triggering or some shit
A/N: Might make a part two to this later down the road but don't get you hopes to high I have a tendency not to do what I say I am. Anyway I hope you like this.
Like clock work I tangoed with the Red Hood. He was a good fighter, skilled, and he could keep up with. That’s why I kept up our little cat-and-mouse game going. I could’ve easily killed him if I wanted to and both of us knew that, but I didn’t want to kill him. Id grown to like him over time despite our jobs, if you could call them that. And now, like many other nights, we were stuck in a fast tango that wasn’t coming to an end soon. We took slashes at the other with our respective knives. Never striking the other in a vital place. Both having a silent agreement to not do severe damage to the other, so in a couple nights from now we could do this song and dance again without a worrying. We slashed and slashed at the other and eventually I caught his shirt tearing it. The torn shirt revealed his waist. It looked so small, so holdable, so slutty.
“Goddamn Red I didn’t know you had a slutty little waist.” I said, stepping back and holstering my knife. He stopped dead in his tracks pure confusion written on his face.
“WhAT?”
“Do you need to get your hearing checked, Red? I said goddamn Red, I didn’t know you had a slutty waist.”
“What the fuck?” He said lowering his knife confusion still present in his face.
“Have you seen your waist? Like look at it.” I say gesturing to where his waist was showing. He looked down at the rip and his exposed skin then back up at me.
“Seriously?”
“Yeah. Why would I be fucking with you? Your waist looks so small and foldable and slutty.” I say, stepping forward and grabbing his waist. A part of expects him to stab me with his still in sheathed knife but he doesn’t.
“And your hips are so wide and childbearing. Fuck your so hot, Red.” He seemingly short circuits as a blush creeps on his face. Which causes me to chuckle at the fact I caused the big bad Red Hood to short circuit and blush at the same time. I definitely didn’t have that on my bingo card this year.
“You’re cute when you blush, Red. I wonder if you look just as cute all fucked out.”
“You’ll have to see,” He says, catching me a bit of guard as I was not expecting him to respond with the whole short circuiting thing.
“Is that an invitation, Red?”
“Maybe and it’s Jason.”
“Well Jason, I’m Y/n.”
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someone asked for a lore dump of my sea monster au in its current state, so here’s a dump from my alt retrospring a few days ago:
TW: injury, blood mention
Frye (human) lives on a nearby bay and is a fisher with a cute lil boat. One day she gets a tip about some sunken treasure and goes out with the intention and promise of paying off a debt. She takes the map she's given and goes out under the cover of night. It's a long search, but she eventually finds the point marked on the map and lowers a hook to see what she can dislodge. She hooks up something pretty damn heavy and connects the dots and assumes it to be the treasure, but on the way up it seems to snag on something. She tries to wiggle it free of whatever kelp it's caught in, but then it starts getting pulled down. She guesses it's probably just a sea creature and, getting desperate, takes out her harpoon and makes a shot in the dark before the treasure can be pulled away any further. And the water stains darker.
Surprise surprise, she's able to pull up the crate but an injured Shiver comes with it and she's initially alarmed that she shot a diver, but when she hauls them into her lap she realises from scale and tendril that they're decidedly not human. She hit them square in the eye - they're still breathing but are barely conscious when she hauls them up. She looks into the crate and sees that it's weighed down by rock and sediment, not gold or silver. She'd been scammed. She's gonna return empty-handed, unless... she barely considers it for a second before she looks down at the sea monster weakly gazing up at her with one less eye. And she makes a decision. She covers their eyes to try and prevent them from struggling and making the damage worse but it just makes them panic more. "Hold- still- you're gonna hurt yourself more-" and just wedges the handle of an oar between their jaws for them to bite down on assuming it's her arm. The wood cracks beneath their teeth.
Frye does her best with what medical supplies she has to patch them up and remove the spear from their face, and when she uncovers their eyes and pulls away the oar they shove her away and go to dive off before realising they probably won't be able to make their way back home with their limited eyesight. So it's just this silent temporary truce, they don't say a word to her as they guide where to steer and eventually make her halt. Glances at her once, and dives away, supposedly never to be seen again. Frye just feels guilt and- faint longing. It's a fascinating encounter. And it leaves both of them curious.
The next day, she goes out fishing in the noon (having slept in from her late night antics) and something tugs on her line and startles her awake. She goes to reel it in, but a hand comes with it. A familiar, clawed one. She watches the scarred face peek up from the waters, studious gaze barging into her. And they pat the boat. And she lifts them on board, remarking how heavy they are. They snap that they're not, and conversation quickly spirals out, initially panicked and confused, but then. Softening as Shiver asks more and more questions, trying to understand her intentions. She profusely apologises, and they're fascinated by her and become a regular appearance for her.
That's me trying to break it down anyway. They're really cute. Frye has that "shot them in the face with a harpoon" rizz.
#tw blood#splatoon#sea monster au#shiver splatoon#shiver hohojiro#shiver#frye splatoon#frye onaga#frye#shivrye#shiver x frye#fryever
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While we’re talking changing who appears in places- can we change the cats helping out with Sunbeam’s rock trial? I was so confused why the cats selected to help were selected. Sure Cherryfall because she was going to be the one opposing Sunbeam, why not, anyone can do that though honestly and not who I take issue with being there. But Alderheart was there? The medicine cat? Don’t you think he has better things to be doing than pushing a rock around? Where’s Lionblaze aka “I may as well still have my god given super strength”? He could easily be the cat that gets pissy for Sunbeam “not listening to senior warriors” and maybe with age feels that she doesn’t respect him, head of patrols, enough to warrant her staying this sabotaging her in the third trial. I felt robbed that Plumstone who seemed to be established as another bg strong cat was absent. Sure sending Sunbeam with all the strongest cats would make it easy but it’d also be making it safe considering Ivypool didn’t want the rock to hurt anyone and it’s a pecking rock. Why not send your strongest cats to deal with it?
I feel very strongly about this trial, can you tell?
I'm a bit dissatisfied with certain trials in general. Most of the time I LOVE the new trials they made, I think they've been super creative so far, but some have been so lackluster that I need to shine them up.
Namely Berryheart's active attempts to get challengers killed. Someone has to get ACTUALLY hurt by one of those, instead of them just being generally unfair and no one raises an objection about it. I did not like the spring-powered adder that went BOING out of a log.
I will say that I would like to expand on Plumstone in this arc, plus her whole little family. They're in an interesting place, with Bumblestripe coming back from Ferncloud's Parting while leaving his father with the Tribe, Blossomfall still reeling with emotional abuse she suffered at the paws of the impostor, Stemleaf's death and Spotfur raising his kits, and Shellfur's mateship with Fernstripe.
Plumstone ALSO has some stuff going on. She's besties-maybe-dating Thriftear, Bristlefrost's sister, and yet she's one of the more outspoken cats about how she's getting tired of the ThunderClan nepotism. She's strong, reliable, and a competent warrior-- so HOW is it fair that Nightheart keeps getting all these undeserved "chances to prove himself" when SHE is here, SIGNIFICANTLY more orange, and wants her own chance to shine??
I still see her personality as being "a dear" lmao, she's not mean, but she's also not willing to bite her tongue either. She will say what's on her mind, and point out unfair treatment when she feels it.
Thriftear supports this. Yeah, she's a descendant of Firestar and a great warrior, but she EARNED the respect she gets. Bristlefrost did too. Nightheart doesn't even want his legacy, why is this clumsy humbug still getting special treatment?
Good-cat bad-cat pair type thing going on.
So I'm probably going to let them both act as a unit, since BB's Dewnose isn't in ThunderClan and that was a really random pair-up anyway.
("wait! Elder Bones! Where did Dewnose go?" Probably ShadowClan, here is the BB!ThunderClan family tree. There's been shuffles; the Cloudbright kits are now Whitewing, Foxleap, and Icecloud, 3 "singlet" litters, spaced out over years.)
Quickie thoughts on touching up the trials;
(DISCLAIMER: NOT SOLID. WE DON'T REWORK UNTIL ARCS ARE COMPLETE.)
Berryheart's are going to need serious overhauls. Nightheart's were really cute and I enjoyed them, but BB is supposed to be about how her group is escalating towards violence. I do not want them to stay so "cute" for the story I'm telling.
I also don't want to keep Nightheart failing his last one on purpose. I want his growth to be more based in self-realization than trying to let Sunbeam "save face."
I kinda want Fringewhisker to get injured during one of her own, and then Antfur dies as collateral damage in Nightheart's last. I'd like Nightheart leaving to be half him realizing that his BEHAVIOR is a problem, and half for his own safety.
In ThunderClan, I'd like the boulder one to be more about Sunbeam assembling a team, almost like she's a patrol head.
Since it's her second trial and she displayed some pretty fantastic leadership skills with her first one, I've got an inkling of an idea that Squilf actually talked with Ivy about wanting to legitimately assess her talent.
Like, "We both know that this whole trial-system was just to appease the other Clans. These are meant to be easy because idgaf. But wow, Sunbeam was actually impressive with those kits. What else can she do, if we give her the chance?"
I really like writing Squilf as she's described in Bramblestar's Storm, where her good leadership comes from being attentive of details and making everyone feel useful.
Man... maybe ill save Rosepetal for this arc and let her be deputy during this. Something feels very Rosepetaly about this. Maybe even have Rosepetal be clearly treating her as if she's a Secondary Apprentice, preparing her to take over her reputation of being a prolific mentor... Nightheart comes back from his trip only to find Sunbeam with twice as much respect as status as he ever had.
I can always axe Rose later to get Ivypool in... But I also REALLY love all the Ivypool Deputy Drama with how there's a conflict with ShadowClan... man. why are there so many interesting girls.
Maybe Rose doesn't have to be deputy, but Ivy assigns Rosepetal as the only "mandatory member" of the Boulder Patrol. Like a tutorial tip lmaooo
Sunbeam: "I think I will pick......................" STARES AT ROSEPETAL, "aaalderrr-" Rosepetal frowns "--pluuuuumstone??" Rosepetal nods, "Wise choice."
And lastly. The final Sunbeam trial. Ngl hated it. It felt really boring compared to the previous two, which were super interesting and excellent ways to give some spotlight to background characters.
Riddles don't even feel like a ThunderClan thing. Idk that was a very RiverClan (philosophy) or ShadowClan (trickery) kind of thing.
I think I'll hold off on thinking about it though; I think it would be SUPER cool if I totally overhauled that last trial to make it foreshadow the later books, somehow.
I DO want to keep that disney channel ass Cherryfall being a bitch part though. I love her so much. I'm so glad she's walking in her father's pawsteps and becoming the snot-nosed brat of ThunderClan.
I will definitely be changing how Sunbeam HANDLES it though. Hate the way that the books emphasize never telling anyone anything.
In fact, I kinda want to make Sunbeam approach Sparkpelt for advice, to show she finally has a figure she feels like she can trust.
Explicitly contrast the way that she NEVER felt like she could approach Berryheart, and that so much of her appeasing, avoidant behavior had been because she didn't feel safe or respected.
Here, in ThunderClan, she has family. She begins to realize that even if Nightheart came back and dumped her, Sparkpelt and Finchlight would NEVER kick her to the curb.
So she goes to Sparkpelt about how she is being bullied by Cherryfall, and they TALK ABOUT OPTIONS.
Like, you know,
Spark: "We could go to Squirrelstar or the deputy."
Sun: "I don't want to cause a fuss if I don't have to... besides, idk, I don't want to set the peat on fire, it would be nice if I could be on good terms with Cherryfall later."
Spark: "that's very wise of you, but just remember that Squilst is a very fair person. We can always go to her. Do you want any backup at all or do you want to do this on your own?"
Sun: "I think... I think I actually do need to do this on my own. If I was being confronted, I think I would just double down if I was being attacked in a group. That was right with Brambleclaw because you weren't trying to convince him, but... what do you think?"
Spark: "I think Cherryfall's just like her father and her ego is everything to her, so I think you're right on the mouse with all this. Honestly, I don't even know how much I'm helping here!"
Sun: "Oh but you are helping! You're helping a lot! StarClan... it feels so nice to just... have someone to listen. Thanks, Sparkpelt."
Basically, tweak the trials to bring them more in line with the themes and messages of BB, y'know? And also beef up the Clans themselves, by stressing the various personalities that are at play here. Especially since I quite like how Sunbeam in ThunderClan has some super neat traits she wasn't expressing in ShadowClan.
Like... it feels like it could be a really cool story to tell about how supportive environments can make you really shine. How you can suddenly seem like a brand new person, just by having people who have your back and encourage your autonomy.
#BB!ASC#asc spoilers but like... book's been out a while now I will probably stop using this tag for this book soon#Better Bones AU
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Yandere Genshin Men Brainrot
Im going fucking insane. Anyways have any of you guys played silly or furry wisher? It's like a cute and funny genshin ripoff, a little boring at times but I enjoy clicking away in slime valley. While playing though an idea popped into my brain, "what if the real genshin characters (that's hopelessly inlove with you) finds out the reason why you haven't played genshin in a while? Only to realize that you're playing a genshin meme game" And then these men go and hack the shit out of the game because monika vibes I love. Uh might update from time to time, thie will only include Zhongli and Neuvillette (they're literally the only well built 5 stars I have. How the fuck do we build genshin characters I'm so confused)
By the way check out the games (Silly Wisher, Furry Wisher). It's fun and amusing
--ZHONGLI: His reaction to the realization of you playing an.. Odd ripoff(?) Game was one of pure amusement, the Geo archon couldn't blame you either, I mean, your poor little head couldn't handle the amount of unfinished and WAY too hard quests, he thought you were taking a break, but after a while (when you eventually and finally returned) he finds out pretty quickly from your small mumbles and comments that he oh so always adores, and out of pure curiosity decided to break out of the game codings and go through your apps, seeing two new odd games on your phone, Silly wisher and.. Furry.. Wisher..? Of course he broke in the new favorite games you had in your device, and cooing at the fact that you *still* main and favor him even in these joke games. He also quickly realized that he could easily possess the John Lee (he was a little offended by the name, but quickly laughed along when he heard you wheeze everytime you played the game) as well as Meatball. Quickly making both the characters extremely and suspiciously.. **Overpowered.**
"... Wait. Since when did Johnny do 100k damage??? Is this what happens if you level them up to level 15??? "
- YOU, mumble, absolutely amused and still giggling after listening to Dr. Snek's voiceline. Zhongli smiles, happy that you were enjoying your gameplay, he felt grateful, even though he was a little upset that you decided to play some ripoff game instead of properly spending time with him, Zhongli was happy that he didn't have to hide his lovestruck and flustered face, in the real game he always tried his best to mess with the camera so that it would never face him, he used to be able to hide his true emotions, but overtime it got harder. Extremely, harder (haha that's what she said). So it was a breath of fresh air on seeing you without you yourself seeing him, letting himself indulge in fantasies that he could never think of whenever you were around. Especially with the other game too. He could stare at you all the time, and you'd brush it off. Each time Meatball came around and jumped into the screen you'd coo, making him fall harder (down the stairs of) inlove with you. Each time you needed a copy of him for the whole "gene splicer" He'd come home willingly. Hell, there was a pull you did once that consisted of him and only him. He of course didn't question the fact that the dog version (that sounds so wrong) of him has alot kids. But he brushes it off. Replacing the thought of his genetics being merged is weird, into a fantasy where all those merged, genetically made kids were yours and his.
Congratulations, you gave this old man wattpad fantasies. Fucking hell, he wants to pull you into the game to do that. Though, that thought can and should wait. For now, he wants to watch and stare at you longer. *Just* a little longer.
--NEUVILETTE, the hydro dragon was always a man with (questionable) morals. But even he, the mascot of Justice has his limits. He was upset at the fact that you weren't as active as before, sure he sympathized with your overwhelmed situation (especially since it was he who activated half the quests), but that mean you can literally just leave like that. It wasn't his fault that his curiosity about the game you kept mumbling about made him break out of the game he's bounded in. What was his reaction to Hydropump Judge and Judgy Cat? Well, he laughed. Not because he was upset, but because he was *still* favored. He was still your main. Even if there was no differences in attacks when it came to grinding in slime valley. So he rewards you with extremely overpowered and multiple copies of him, it also doesn't help the fact that he could literally also just stare at you for hours and hours. And you still brush it off. You weren't weirded out. You weren't reporting to the game developers. Unlike when you felt uncomfortable when he forced the camera to not be able to move and freezing the option to switch through the characters. Just you and him. Eye to eye.
"Man I wished you had a voiceline, Neuvi. I mean, your banner description in this game is absolutely hilarious, but I genuinely want another funny audio. Aside fron Dr. Snek"
-YOU mumble as you kept spamming the attack button, watching your highscore be passed, you questioned why the character was able to hit high numbers, but you didn't question it, you never did. Brushing it off and thinking that it must be because he had the highest level out of everyone. Neuvillette smiles. Happy, satisfied and lovestruck at how calm and adorable you were. He loved your expressions, all of it. But he *adored* your relaxed state. Since it was rare to see you like this. He wished the Fontaine update and his banner came earlier when you joined the game.
...Maybe he should lower the world level himself? He wants to see you in this state more often. He wants to see you happy and carefree, proud that you finally finished your quests. He thought of this as he kept staring at you through Judgy cat. You had fallen asleep, not minding the fact that he was on screen a while ago. You didn't question it, since it was part of the games anyways. Seeing you in such a state makes him want to break out of your damn electronic and drag you with him. But that can wait, for now he should think of a way to make you play genshin more often.
#I got hit by a car today#Sagau genshin#WHAT THE FUCK does Sagau mean#Yandere i think??#Zhongli my love#neuvilette genshin
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pumpkin carving w them!!! ft my husband, my spouse & my boyfie!!
(리노) lee know
you stuck your tongue out while carving out your pumpkin— deciding to do a simple design in contrast to your lover besides you.
"babe look at this masterpiece i just carved! amazing right?" minho boasted beside you, obviously proud at whatever he just created.
you told him to wait while you finished carving yours, excited to show him your masterpiece first. "wait wait, let me go first!"
you first showed him yours. you picked a smaller pumpkin on purpose just so that you could carve out a two teeny tiny holes and a line with tongue peeking out as mouth.
minho laughed at this— telling you about how cute it was, but it was no match to his.
finally, he turned his pumpkin around for you to see— you already knowing who's face was gonna be there.
lo and behold, it was none other than jureumi. this time with an added twist.
instead of its usual o-shaped mouth, some vampire teeth could be seen peeking out of its cheeky smile.
the carving itself was kinda messy. uneven carving making its sly face look more evil. the blood dripping from its mouth also didn't help its case at all...
"babe.. is it just me or why does jureumi looks extra evil..?"
(태현) taehyun
giggles could be heard from infront of you. you looked up at your boyfriend in confusion, wondering what got him giggling so loud.
"whats up?" you asked him. he only responded with a nothing and continued craving his pumpkin— though that cheeky smile of his never went away.
you rolled your eyes and continued your carving.
the both of you decided to carve each other's face this year and well.. the results was something!
"okay, on three. one, two, three!" the both of you turned your pumpkins revealing a some-what portrait of the both of you.
you and taehyun immediately burst into laughter upon seeing the creations the both of you bestowed upon your front porch.
"oh— oh my god— babe.. why is it like that?" you managed to squeak out in between your laughters.
taehyun shook his head, trying to justify his artistic choices. "babe no, listen! it's— it's abstract!" taehyun wheezed out. "and they're not it, they're you!"
in the end, the pumpkins were proudly displayed on your front porch, the glowing candle inside not lessening the damage to its so-called faces.
but hey, it definitely turned some heads!
(재윤) jake
"okay baby, ready? in three, two, one, go!" jake's cheerful voice started off the race.
you and jake were having your yearly a pumpkin carving race. whoever could make the most spookiest looking pumpkin between the two would win.
a sly smirk was plastered on your face as you grabbed the knife. you immediately began maniacally stabbing the pumpkin with it. jake peered over his own pumpkin, worry in his eyes. "uh baby.. you might wanna slow down a bit..?"
"pshh its fine! im totally a pro at this!" you responded while beating the living shit out of your pumpkin.
jake nodded in a way concerned way before continuing on his own pumpkin.
the timer finally runs out as the both of you dropped your weapons. "heh, this year im so gonna win! just you wait, jake!" jake only rolled his eyes at that.
"i doubt. let me remind you that im a three times winner already!" you pouted at him, obviously annoyed.
the both of you revealed your pumpkins on three, anticipation already running through your veins. jake looked at your pumpkin in shock, his jaw hanging open. "holy shit, babe.."
and from that sentence alone, you would be crowned the winner of this year's contest!
bonus..!!
"ugh babe, mine's obviously better! just look at it." your boyfriend complained to you. you only smirked at him "can't deny that mine is just better in all aspect?"
you laughed at him, teasing him and bragging about how your pumpkin is better.
"ugh.. says the one who has pumpkin seed on their face. come here, cutie." your boyfie's hands suddenly captured your cheeks— one hand wiping away the seed while the other held your face in place.
you looked at him in silence, your face red from the sudden contact. "what? cat's got your tongue?" your boyfriend teased back.
decided to do jake's longer bcs my first time writing him and any enhypen member lololol
#tehhyunie thinks.. 🐰#skz x reader#txt x reader#enhypen x reader#kpop x reader#skz x gn reader#skz x male reader#lee know x reader#lee know x male reader#lee know x gn reader#txt x gn reader#txt x male reader#taehyun x gn reader#taehyun x male reader#taehyun x reader#enhypen x gn reader#enhypen x male reader#jake x reader#jake x male reader#jake x gn reader#flufftober 2023#flufftober
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Hi, if its ok to ask .
Slashers x teen reader
The teen reader is fond of sewing after finishing the sketch. If they cant do the method they look it up online when they are able to create it with trial and error they gift the slashers something they made weather be small or big . If anyone attacks them she has a bracelet with a pin cushion filled with pins for attack
I'm kinda confused since you didn't specify what kind of sewing but I tried my best!
Slashers x teen! reader who likes sewing
Michael 🔪
Michael doesn't like sewing obviously, he doesn't get the appeal other than the damage you could cause with the sharp needle/ the presser foot he guess.
But damn he loves your sewing products even if it looks like he glanced at it one time for a second, he thinks they're so cute and especially since you made it all for him?? And him specifically???
One day you took a large amount of your time and made a mini him with a mini knife and he looked pissed off but inside he was pleasantly surprised and pleased and from then on he took it everywhere with him inside his breast pocket.
He witness you having problems with your idea one time and just silently watched you struggle cause he doesn't know what to do either and then walked away after you finally found out how to fix it. It's weird but ig that's his way of looking after you. (he came back an hour later to see what you made even though it might just be halfway done.)
He thinks the hobby itself is a waste of time but takes it back when you gift him cool ass clothings or toys with it. (he totally still thinks it a waste of time, it's just cooler when you do it.)
Your dad doesn't approve of sharp things that could danger YOU but if its for self defense he can let it pass. Although he thinks it's unnecessary. (you have him, why would you need weapons?)
But he approves when he realises they keep you safe. But he thinks they look hideous.
Jason 🪓
He's never really thought of sewing before but it did pique his interest when he saw you doing it one day. He did find your sketching notebook and grew fond of your imagination.
I think Jason's clothes do become very worn out and so you did your best to make a new one for him (which you got from dead victims) and made him a big long sleeved shirt which consisted of forest green, coffee brown and other nature and earthy colors. He was so proud of you, his little kid. :,)
But he likes anything you make, really.
If you're struggling with something you have to find out in your own. Because I don't know where you can look anything up online or any technology in a place such as where Jason lives. But Jason will support you to the best of his abilities.
And oh, if you make any matching articles of clothing for the both of you he will be over the moon. Like matching bear bucket hats or matching patterned pants. He thinks it'll be a great way to let outsiders others know that you two have a connection with each other. (yk, like relation? Family relation?? Idk)
He loves the little small things you can make, like a sewn cat or animal and make it look like a key chain.
If you make a mini him, he might just cry. If you make a mini him and you holding hands like a parent / child way he'll definitely cry. He never even dreamed of such luxury. He's just engulfing you while hugging you like. "oh you precious thing, *sob*"
Jason absolutely freaks out when he saw the bracelet pin cushion. You have a bracelet full of pins, what if they slip out and cut your entire hand off!? But just show him how helpful it is and he'll calm down a little. A little...
Hannibal 🍽️
Hannibal noticed your hobby of sewing after a while of living with him/ visiting you before he took you in (?). He finds the hobby quite adorable and pretty useful. He would love to see your creations after you're done with them.
He may or may not snoop around your sketchbook and act as if nothing happened if you almost catch him.
He compliments whatever you make but gives constructive criticism when needed. And sometimes he looks too deep in what your sewn products are and what they might mean. 💀
this man gets so enthusiastic and happy when you want to make custom clothes for him like ong, a suit made from love from his child and made exactly to his liking?? What could he ask for more? He happily just stands there while you take his measurements.
He occasionally checks up on you while you sew, and although he prefers when you two are in the dinner table together, he won't mind having a meal or two alone. Atleast you eat.
Hannibal acknowledges your errors, not in a bad way but in a way where he sees it as learning process and is very proud of you when you've successfully completed your work.
Talking about sewing, you already know about the kinda expensive shit he gets for you according to your taste. They just seem very valuable no matter how you make them look.
Do it, make matching suits (or yours a dress, however you like it) for the both of you. He has this sick ass introduction where he introduces you as his teenage child and you look like those cool parent & child team in action movies/shows.
He also doesn't approve of sharp things and thinks the pin cushion is a bit odd. They're too obvious and someone might snatch them and make the tables turn so he suggests a more secret area.
Billy n Stu 🎭
Safe to say the both of them thought sewing was boring and takes up too much of time but that wasn't much after they met you.
You literally make their ghostface costumes.
They both love seeing what sorts of things you can make from a lump of small pieces of clothing and a needle/machine. They totally asked you to sew custom clothes for them. (Billy was a bit of an asshole but agreed to give you money because of stu) they couldn't have been happier with the result.
They think sewing is so cool now. And if you make a ghostface / mini them, that's it. Sewing is officially their favourite thing even if they don't do it. They have it on almost every single day.
Billy and stu probably tried to flex on Sidney and Tatum on the things you make for them and they were mildly concerned at the ghostface thing.
Billy will loudly look through your sketchbook in front of you, even though there's nothing to be ashamed of, it's like someone looking through your unfinished drawing sketchbook. (artists can relate.) stu will try to be a but sneaky but fails and goes along with Billy.
These men have no shame, and will proudly and confidently boast about what you make and how good you make it in front of random ass people you don't even know. Even when you're really embarrassed and telling them to stop.
These men will like anything you make and don't really have much to complain about. So they'll give a genuine thumbs up on pretty much anything.
They think the pin cushion is hilarious but make it horror themed and they'll think it's cool. They have no problem with you and dangerous objects and they think this is great for self defense.
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Hello! Sorry about the last ask! In that case, could I have hcs for Bucciarati's Gang of s/o who appears gothic and mature but secretly collects childish/cute items (like Mickey Mouse or like Kirby merchandise)! Thank you for taking your time on doing these! They're really awesome! ^^♡
Bucci gang with a s/o who appears mature but secretly likes childish things
Note - no worries! I’m so sorry for responding to this so late! I really like this idea, and of course!! I love requests so feel free to send them!🫶🏼
Bruno Buccarrati
Bruno probably finds it rather amusing, it’s quite funny how far your appearance differs from what you like!
He’s also lowkey smug since he’s the only one who knows about this side of you, it’s like he has a part of you all to himself.
Whichever side you choose to show he’s fine with, he appreciates both sides.
Sometimes you’ll get a surprise and find the new thing you’d been wanting in your collection, I wonder who put it there?
Pockets one of your cute items when he’s away from you as a reminder of you.
Guido Mista
He finds it so cute, your hobby is cute just like you.
He’s ready to spend all his money for you and your cute items.
Sometimes he gets confused with the franchises you like and mistakenly gets you the wrong thing but it’s the thought that counts!
He definitely hides the figurine items around the house, leaving them in the most random of places hoping it will make you smile.
You put one of your cute charms on his phone case and since then he always has it on.
he decided to get you a cute plushie and he teased you to name it after him, it’s up to you wether mista plushie stays on the bed or in a dark cupboard.
Narancia Ghirga
To sum it up, he’s just happy! he doesn’t care that there’s a stereotype that comes with the gothic look he’s just glad you’re enjoying what you enjoy.
He’ll ask you about the items you collect, who’s who, where are they from, what do they do.
If he likes one he might even buy himself one!
The more passion you show for your collection the more he gets into it! He might even start his own collection if you get him into it.
100% steals stuff from your collection to put in his (he will vehemently deny this).
Giorno Giovanna
Unbothered, you enjoy what you enjoy and as long as you enjoy it, that’s all that matters to him.
He’ll use GE to make a character you like from flowers and give it to you.
When you fangirl, he’s there in the back content.
If you gift one of your items to him he’ll keep it by his bedside.
If one of your items that you really liked got damaged expect GE to come to the rescue!
Persuades collectors to give him limited edition stuff so he can give it to you .
Leone Abbacchio
He’s intrigued as to why you like that stuff, he’s not judging though, he’s just curious not that he’ll voice it.
He thinks it’s a waste of money yet somehow he found that he himself had wasted his own money on buying a charmed keychain for you, how appalling!
He won’t let your collection be touched by others since it’s something you like and treasure.
He’ll also clean it for you and polish things like charms.
Tried to move your plushie off the bed and for some unknown reason found himself sleeping on the couch??
Pannacotta Fugo
He hangs around with Narancia so he’s already used to childish but this is rather different for him, it’s new, it’s different.
He banned you from bringing up the fact that one of your charms scared him at first.
Gifts you cute socks despite knowing they don’t match your gothic appearance hoping you like them.
Buys a cute gothic charm and tells you bashfully that it’s you.
He tries to find good deals for the items you like and runs up to you eagerly knowing both of you will smile as you buy it!
#jojo x reader#bucci gang x reader#bucciarati x reader#fugo x reader#giorno x reader#jjba x reader#mista x reader#narancia x reader#vento aureo x reader#crownprincegojo#jjba fluff#jjba hcs
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Body Insecurity for Writers
I kind of just wanted to elaborate more on feelings of body insecurity beyond just being fat and being viewed as almost inhuman because of it. And I also wanted to have some ways that people contribute to the insecurity. Which includes ideas from both my friends' and I's experiences.
Tw: body insecurity, eating issues/disorder!
It is that bitter feeling of someone that doesn't know you personally telling you to be more confident and comfortable with yourself, while you sit there and you don't even feel like yourself. This is not how you dress or act or speak and they keep calling you pretty. But how can you love yourself when everyone loves this other person so much more? And it really really takes time to reconcile with the idea that you are not two separate people.
They always dress the same. Their style is very generic, it's not very distinct and is often something fairly modest. Loose jackets or t-shirts with jeans. Because that way no one can comment on their legs or their shoulders or their stomachs and it's just so much easier. To avoid that interaction. And even if they lose more weight they still dress the same because of that anxiety.
They want to track their weight and calories and do it obsessively because they want to be skinnier. It is not about fitness or health. It is about how little they can eat until they reach x amount of pounds. And they crave food, when they smell it their stomach rumbles and they're so hungry. But to eat is to fail. And to fail is to be ashamed.
When they get to what they think is the ideal body weight or the ideal look they want. They're either happy or just empty. Being skinnier is like great because they met their goal. But also it can be very warped. They still hate themselves they hate their body and everything about it. They reached the weight they wanted. And they're so confused because why is it still not enough.
It is sobering almost the amount of people that treat them differently, that compliment them more instead or criticizing. And when their weight didn't affect their health in a way that was significant, it was depressing. The idea that so many people's love for them was conditional.
No matter what they do, they don't think they look beautiful or handsome or cute. All they can pick out is every perceived imperfection. Their lips, their cheeks, their shoulders, their thighs. All of it. Every single insecurity is magnified to them.
For afab specifically, knowing that you carry more essential body fat for your organs and that it's hard to have a flat stomach if you don't already have one. And still hating yourself for it.
It is being disheartened when people treat you and talk of you as if you are lazy and unmotivated. When they condemn you for existing because you're "promoting obesity". And sometimes it feels like all the shame will crush you. It is trying so hard and still not being enough. It is frustration and tears and relapses and comfort eating. It is damaging your relationship with food in a way that feels irreparable. It is people assuming that only skinny people could have eating disorders.
#tw body insecurity#tw eating issues#tw body image#tw mentally ill#tw disordered eating#prompt list#prompt idea#writing ideas
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Mmmh. Okay okay okay so... I'm actually fascinated by the arahabaki thing. Like really. I think it would be really interesting if Chuuya had some characteristics that made him... Weird. Not inhuman, because he is very human fuck you very much, but just... Weird.
So. List of headcanons about the consequences of having a god sealed inside you.
Chuuya doesn't dream. Like, at all. Doesn't have nightmares either. Sleep is just sleep (sometimes he thinks about dreams and then he's pretty relieved that he can't dream because he has seen the kind of nightmares that people in the mafia have).
Eyes very subtly glow in the dark. It's only apparent in complete darkness so no one knows about it. He's got a slightly better than average night vision.
Chuuya can purr! It's pretty cute and Kouyou absolutely pets his hair to make him purr. It's relaxing.
Can hear the kind of sounds that dogs hear. He's very careful to not let Dazai find that out because if he did, Chuuya would likely die of exasperation by dog whistle. (he doesn't likes the association with dogs but he did gave Kouyou, Akutagawa, Gin and Kyoka dog whistles just in case they're in danger and need help)
You know how humans actually glow in the dark but we can't see it? Well, Chuuya glows way more than your average person. But it's still not enough to see to the naked eye so no one knows about it. Also you know how said glowing has a pattern, looks like stripes? Well Chuuya's pattern looks like the marks of Corruption.
Animals love him which he finds confusing because you'd think a god of destruction would scare animals, not attract them. Amusingly, this attraction also works on Rashomon, who is basically in love with Chuuya. Akutagawa is very embarassed by his coat. Chuuya thinks it's cute :) he gives Rashomon treats sometimes.
Slightly pointier than normal teeth. Mori, Kouyou and Dazai are the only ones who really noticed that (And Dazai knows about it because Chuuya bit him once and it did more damage than planned)
Just slightly enhanced senses all around, which can lead to sensory overload, but it sure is useful.
Can feel when people are looking at him, like needles on his skin. He's not sure if this is a god-sealed-inside-me thing or a martial artist thing tho....
He gets lots of freckles after activating Corruption, like a person spending hours in the sun. It's weird.
Sometimes if you look at Chuuya from the very corner of your eyes you can sort of see glowing red marks on his face, but then you look at him outright and there's nothing here.
If you record Chuuya speaking, there will be a sort of weird tone to his voice, as if another voice, deeper, higher, weirder, was layered on top of his. He doesn't like when his voice his recorded (Kouyou recorded him once when he was singing and the result was pretty spectacular. But in a good way, si she kept the recording).
When he's genuinely angry he actually really sees red. Like, as if he was wearing red-tinted glasses.
He gets a feeling that can be summarized as "????" when he steps into a religious place. As if the place was trying to recognize him and his instincts were trying to recognize the place but neither succeeded so there's confusion on both sides. His relationship with religious places is mutual confusion, and he doesn't like it.
Chuuya can actually growl, which is very intimidating actually.
He has a very weird, very limited kind of synesthesia - when he sees the color red, he can taste the very specific taste of Corruption in his mouth. It's not exactly a bad taste so it's okay. It's just weird.
He has a faster than normal metabolism - he burns through drugs and alcohol pretty fast (which is pretty useful) but he also needs more food than someone his size should.
Chuuya's presence just unsettles people sometimes? Like they can feel there's something bigger and stronger than them in the room. Prey instinct activated!
I can't think of others subtle supernatural signs, but please add more! I would like to see what you think :)
#bsd#bungou stray dogs#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#dripping stardust#bsd arahabaki#arahabaki#soukoku#Sorta....
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Ooh! Can u do Alpha, Field, Mutt, Corn, Harvest, Nightmare, Passive, Deep, Killer, and Cosmos with a s/o whos got blonde hair long as Rapunzels from Tangled? It glows and heals too.
Sure! These were a lot of fun to write, so thank you :D
Alpha: Why? Why do you have so much hair? What the heck? He couldn't help but feel a little confused about it. When he learned that it glowed and gave you powers, he's even MORE confused. How did you get these powers? He thought that magic in humans died out years ago!
Field: Well, come on, you gotta wrap that all up. He'll put it up in a braid for you to stay out of your face while mumbling and grumbling. Humans and their hair, what the hell is it so long for? He didn't care about the magic and all that, more just how long it took you to brush it and that it's way too much hair to deal with when they're trying to sleep together.
Mutt: ...can they play with it? They'll help you brush your hair if you want! They don't get bored all that easily when they have something to do with their hands, so they'll be helping you out with that and they'll even try to learn how to do some braids and stuff, even if they might get a little overwhelmed with all the different types. They like that you're both healing magic users! Yeah yeah, that's the only magic that they're really all that good at anymore(they do have fighting stuff, but it damages them too and blah)
Corn: You'd, uh, gotta be careful on his farm. It's real dirty and dangerous to have such long hair, it could get caught in the machines or something. He suggests for you to put it in a braid or something whenever you come around. But the healing sure does come in handy! He won't go out of his way to ask you to heal him if he ever gets hurt, but you probably would anyway. You two both have powers unlike others, he thinks that's pretty swell.
Harvest: Nope. He doesn't like that not one little bit! That's real dangerous, it's gonna get caught in something on his farm. You ain't coming onto his farm until you got that all tied up in a bun or something. He don't care about the healing and stuff unless it's REALLY important.
Nightmare: Well... your hair will sometimes get caught up in his goop, and he feels a bit strange about that. It's kind of gross. Killer hates you because of how long your hair is, it always makes him feel bothered so Nightmare kind of likes that. Your ability to heal is very good for him and his team! Though mostly his team. Don't ask him to style your hair for you, his goop would get in it and that would be gross.
Passive: He thinks that you're the prettiest thing in the world. He loves your hair, likes to brush it, and finds the glow really pretty but... he also is sad. You and Dream look like you would be perfect together, but you're just... you're stuck with him. A lot of the time he would ask if you're really happy with him, or if you're just being with him to make him feel good about himself? He also likes to put your hair in a lot of different styles! Good luck getting him to stop playing with your hair lol.(he'll stop if you want him to)
Deep: As unexpected as it is, he loves it. He likes seeing the glow because he finds it so pretty! You're like the sun in his darkest area... though you SORT of remind him of his brother, and that makes him feel just a tiny bit odd. He likes seeing you swim and then use your powers to make your hair glow because it draws his attention so much. He'll follow you around and protect you from anything that might try to hurt you. It's really cute, tbh.
Killer: Sorry... no... no. He won't date someone with hair that long. I don't think he would even want to be near that kind of person.
Cosmos: I feel like his nickname for you would be his sun! He thinks that you're really pretty and sometimes he likes to brush your hair... does think that it gets in the way sometimes haha.
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I've got some request for Doctors AU, I've watched this scene on Grey's Anatomy. Thena's doing a surgery and Gil reminding her that it's time to take her meds, he's also holding some food. Thena walks through him and grumble while being fed by him.
Some cute, soft, quiet moment for them pls plus the interns being confused if they're married or not.
Thank you!!!
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"Okay, and one...two...three!"
Thena and Ikaris both bear down on the patient, Ikaris using his weight to reset the bone in question, Thena holding down the body to minimise the aftershock damage to the socket. It's a sickening sound, but they both laugh a little at the good sign.
One of the interns gags quietly.
"Please," Thena rolls her eyes at them, the last person interested in sparing their feelings. "You're training to be doctors and you're going to flinch at the sound of a hip joint?"
Ikaris looks at Thena as if the little pack of pups isn't even present, "you really do get the worst of the whelps down here."
Thena shrugs at him, "they come here to make cash, not learn."
A hand shoots up, "I wanna learn!"
"Lesson one, don't kiss ass," Ikaris barks at them. "Now, does one of you runts want to help me with the shoulder?"
They look between them, but Thena snaps her gloves off her hands, "you are here to learn. It's almost as if it's part of your jobs here--to learn to practise medicine?"
She tosses the gloves at them, and the one who catches them instead of letting them fall to the floor, she points to, "you."
The intern sighs, visibly tucking their tail between their legs as both Thena and Ikaris glare at them. They take Thena's position at the opposite side of the bed from Ikaris.
"Just hold 'im down. I'm doin' the hard part anyway."
Thena turns as the door cracks open, revealing a certain paramedic, "Gil?"
"Sorry to interrupt," he whispers, slipping into the room. The interns make room for him by Thena's side. "How's it going?"
"Car crash, some of the other guys picked him up pretty far out of the city," Thena narrates as the intern tries not to cry as Ikaris barks at them to hold the patient steady. "He's lucky it's not worse, but bones got pretty messed up from-"
"Having his feet on the dash," both of them finish simultaneously, laughing a little as they do.
The interns look at them funny for laughing at the severity of the injuries, but their backs go straight as Thena looks at them sharply again.
"Any of you ever done that?"
They all shake their heads, and immediately she can tell at least two of them are lying. She narrows her eyes, "tell me what this guy's recovery is going to look like."
They look between themselves, although they're learning that the longer they take doing so the more they get yelled at. "Uh, six to eight weeks minimum in a full cast-"
"And that's after his post-ops are done," Ikaris interjects as he resets the shoulder with another loud and sickening crack of bone on bone. "You don't just reset a hip and then put 'em in a plaster diaper for two months."
"He's lucky the bone didn't break clear through his pelvis," Thena says, not sugarcoating it at all for the young minds in the room. They shudder, but she looks up at Gil, "you back from a run?"
"Yep," he grins at her, "and it's that time."
Thena frowns, turning over her wrist to look at her watch and then back up at him, "I can't just leave the whelps."
Gil shrugs, though, "we can do it here."
The interns begin to trade looks between themselves, a few of them seeming vaguely flustered.
"No, we can't," Thena huffs at Gil, tucked right into her personal bubble. She puts her hands on her hips, "we're in the middle of a case."
"Ikaris has it under control," Gil waves vaguely in the direction of their colleague with his hoodie pocket. "And you're not going to avoid me all day, so you might as well just let me get it over with."
A few of the interns blush.
"Gil," Thena sighs, almost seeming sheepish herself. She knows better than to try and fight him on this, "you don't have to do this, you know."
"Maybe," he neither admits nor denies, instead just sidestepping her protests, as weak as they are. "But I want to, and that's all that matters."
Even Ikaris is eyeing them occasionally while he checks over the rest of the patient's crumbled tinfoil ball of a body.
Thena sighs and rolls her eyes as loudly as possible. Gil lets her, reaching into his pockets and pulling out a pill bottle, a bundle of wax wrap, and a bottle of vitamin water.
The interns watch in shock - and maybe a little horror - as Gilgamesh first presses the pill between Thena's lips, then tips up the water for her to take a sip. Her hands remain planted on her hips, so she technically isn't handling any contamination for herself.
"And," Gil smiles as he unwraps the wax wrap, holding up a rice ball.
Thena eyes the onigiri. "Tuna?"
"Of course," he grins, holding it up for her to take a bite. She licks her lips, and he takes the liberty of grabbing a grain of rice she missed for himself.
Thena sighs, unable to keep herself from smiling, "how do you find the time to be such a good cook?"
"Just for you, dear," he chuckles, offering another bite. "How is it?"
He's not talking about the onigiri he has lovingly made and now fed to her. He's not talking about how her day is going or even how this specific patient is going for her.
Thena looks down at the leg of hers that had been impaled an increasing number of weeks ago. She's on the last week of her antibiotic and nerve suppressant medications for it, which Gil is hand feeding her for the sake of keeping her timing consistent.
Gil tucks some of her stray hair behind her ear as he offers another sip of lemonade flavoured water. The interns - and Ikaris - are still being forced to witness every sickening moment of it.
"It's okay," Thena tells Gil honestly as she's chewing. "It's still a little sore some mornings, but once I get going, it's fine."
"And you're still-"
"I'm still doing the stretches," she drones out like a teenager being asked something tedious. Gil has been more strict about her regiment than her physiotherapist, which she has told him multiple times. He only seems proud of that, though.
"Good," he grins as she finishes off the light snack. He swipes his thumb at the corners of her lips again before taking the rest of the water for himself. "Kingo and I are headed out. I'll see you tonight?"
Thena just nods, waving at him to wish him luck on his next run into the field.
Ikaris sighs roughly through his teeth, snapping off his gloves as well. "That's all we can do at the moment. From here, we get him prepped for surgery so we can look at his nerve damage and see just how hard rehabilitation is going to be."
The intern who helped him reset the bone is white as a ghost, paler than the Phantom of the ER herself.
"Go inform Ajak," Thena orders the pups, who walk out talking amongst themselves.
"I didn't know her husband could cook."
"Dude, I didn't even know he was her husband!"
"Really?--all you have to do is see them together once and you know."
Ikaris walks out behind them alongside Thena, who is rubbing sanitiser into her hands. She doesn't seem to be aware of the interns gossiping about her, or maybe she's just used to it. Ikaris has to admit that even he hadn't thought they were together. Although Sersi is always telling him he's a bit thick about this stuff.
He didn't think they were public about it, at least. But it doesn't get much more public than letting your husband hand feed you a home cooked lunch in front of the interns.
#Thenamesh Doctor AU#before I even saw the clip#I knew exactly what you were talking about#this is a very cute scene#admittedly Thena isn't a surgeon but I still wanted to write this#Thena is...the queen of oblivious#she and Gil are just like that#as far as she's concerned#yeah he makes her lunches#and sometimes he feeds her if her hands are full#and yeah he calls her honey and dear and sweetheart#and yeah they spend every possible moment together#and yeah everyone knows this about them#but she doesn't see why that makes people think they're together#like...#sure jan#anyway Ikaris goes home like#when did Thena and Gil get married?#and Sersi spits her tea out and gapes at him like WHAT?!?!!?!
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First off, hi! I love Hobie and Spiderverse in general, I've seen it twice and my favourites are Hobie, Pavitr, Mayday and Peter Parked Car! I have several headcanons that od love to share with you!
1) Hobie and Pavitr first bond over their mutual dislike for the British monarchy and government, but admit that the tea is really good.
2) Hobie is literally a Robin Hood to the people of Mumbhattan, particularly in the slums and poorer areas. He also helps May Auntie and he's one of the few people outside the immediate family that she trusts and respects.
3) Hobie and Pav come up with a plan to steal what Britain stole from the museum and to give it back. Its all sorted out; Mayday is the distraction and Peter Parked Car is the getaway vehicle. PPC has a booster seat specifically for Mayday.
4) Mayday has a toy called Spiderspider. He's a spider that was bitten by a radioactive spider and she refuses to sleep without him, even for naps.
5) Hobie is shortsighted and has half moon glasses for reading and sewing. He also loves to sew as a way to relax and he makes Mayday a battle jacket with acab in building blocks on the back
6) Hobie and Pav act like a couple and Mayday is their daughter. They do this without a hint of sarcasm and Miguel is both confused and not surprised.
I love all of these so much!! Especially the fact that you liked Peter Parked Car!!! (Honestly him and Lego-Spider-man are two of the good ones I trust them) and sdfdfkjdsf now I have headcanons of your headcanons!
I love tea and I love the idea that Hobie could be Pavi's 'tea plug'. He brings him all sorts of teas - English Breakfast would probably be something Pavi likes. They both probably have REALLY strong opinions when they learned Miles makes tea in the microwave and not the kettle (don't worry miles i do too)
OOOOOOOOO This is a good one!!! Especially since things are more drastic and somewhat hardcore in Hobie's universe, I could see him really really enjoying helping out in Mumbattan. Bonus points because Mumbattan is sunny. His patrols there probably put him in such a good mood - I bet Mumbattan is one of those universes that LOVE all Spider-people that come through
YOOOOOO THEM DOING THAT WOULD BE CRAZY Especially cause the news would be like 'how did these huge 2 ton statues from India disappear in 3 minutes'? And it's like easy, Hobie just picked one up and walked out. They're that strong that they can steal EVERYTHING back no matter how big. And it's like a modern mystery how like the entire West wing of the British Museum went missing in 15 minutes
SPIDERSPIDER SUPREMACY - I need a real spiderspider so the person it bites becomes Spiderspider-person lol
I love the idea of Hobie doing textile crafts so much because it makes so much since! I bet he does embroidery too, because it helps for patches. People probably think he doesnt wear his glasses out of embarrassment but in reality he probably would like them a lot and not want to damage them/lose them so he keeps them somewhere
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB!! - yknow the one with the baby clam and Patrick and Spongebob!! I need something like that with them oh my goodness - like Pavi walking around with rollers in his hair (only coconut oil, my ass - LIES) and Mayday on his hip. Suddenly Hobie is wearing an all-black robe with patches (doing dad-style WAY more stylishly than Peter), they get super into it and Mayday probably thinks its hilarious
Honestly all of these are so cute!! Especially the Hobie in Mumbattan one I love carefree Hobie Brown. He deserves it so much
(also sorry this wasn't proofread because i am counting spoons today)
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I apologize for the likely many spelling errors but. Show-Stopper pokemon vibe check.
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Alomamola; Looks like a lovedisk evo. Used as a heavy support. is a ""Romantic"" pokemon that tries to help which idk why that's what my brain defaulted to but it is
Rotom; Rotom in lore are little shits. Just straight up. Also imagine it could be a rotom that's normally in his pokedex? And be similar to SM/USUM's rotomdex? Aka a fren. But either way this is about when they are Not in the 'dex if at all, and in those cases they're a support primarily, knocking shit off of people (removing held item on target pokemon) and then leaving (volt switch).
Sylveon; He got a frien he took care of and they eventually evolved....
More specifically, Sylveon is 1) a friendship evo, but in order to get Sylv instead of Espeon or Umbreon, Eevee needs a fairy type move. Eevee can learn Alluring Voice, which is a move that is 1) fairy type and 2) described as the attacker using an angelic voice and 3) if the target raised their stats that turn, they'll 100% get confused by the attack. So my brain went "oh so he's confusing them the moment they start to understand wtf is going on for five seconds".
Also has Pixilate, Sylveon's hidden ability, instead of the normal Cute Charm because he gets no bitches
Crobat; One of the shinies! shiny purely for the aesthetic. also has hidden ability, infiltrator, because. criminal. also because this man has no "Inner Focus" and can be intimidated (Inner Focus is the normal ability, which prevents the 'mon from being affected by Intimidate and flinches) also also friendship evo of a pokemon that are often considered annoying flying pest...
Also has a max power Return, as return does more damage the higher a trainer's friendship is with the Pokemon. 102 base power at max.
Confuse Ray because it felt legally obligated
Whirlwind because it throws the target 'mon out and forces a switch which just feels fitting to me ?
Covert Cloak because. Covert....Covert Criminal.......
Hoopa; You mentioned them in the PMD au and needed to. specifically bound because the bound version is just a silly little guy. hoopa's only ability is magician, which will have Hoopa take a pokemon who they attack's item when they have none. Which. this silly little guy has a berry they can eat <3
Physic Noise because i just find it funny to imagine, since it prevents the target from healing for 2 turns. presumably due to the noise. that just feels incredibly funny to me.
phantom force has the user disappear for one turn before attacking. any and all "disappear before attacking" moves feel very Show-Stoppercore
Substitute because it's. a substitute that gets the user outta harms way.
foul play because foul play hehoha
Mr. Ryme; one you mentioned them two another shiny it fits aestheticly to me
Screen Cleaner just felt funny (when the holder hits the field, all screens [reflect/aura veil/light screen] all vanish, from both sides)
Mostly just a normal Mr. Ryme besides Future Sight, a move that after being used hits the target 2 turns later. Plus an Occa Berry, because that turns a super effective fire-type move into functionally a normal-effective hit. like it just feels fitting since like Ha You Thought That Was Super Effective And Would Kill, But No! yknow?
Hydrapple; Pollen Puff, when used against opponents, is a 90 base power move. tends to hurt. but with allies it heals them instead,,
Recover just. Is Recover. self healing.
Regenerator ability because it heals when the 'mon leaves the field which like...criminal who runs off and comes back "stronger" but less Stronger and more just. ready to continue romance scheming. fickle beam has a 30% chance to attack twice and i just think thats funny for Show-Stopper. Syrup Bomb lowers the target's speed once at the end of each turn for 3 turns (don't quote me on this im. head in hands rn.)
Balcephaon; Air Balloon. its another occa berry thing air balloon prevents the user from being affected by ground type moves until hit with a contact move wherein it pops. so. hehoha you thought you could kill with a super effective move but no im immune! FUCK FALLING DOWN TO THE GROUND I HAVE BEEN HARMED (BALLOON POPPED)
Otherwise just your typical trickery things. taunt. foul play. knock off. but also mind blown because that's the silliest thing you can do! explode your head and take 50% of your HP :D!
Meowascarada; Flower trick always crits, and so avoids attack drops on himself/defense raises on his target. Facade does double damage when burned/poisoned/paralyzed. u-turn to escape. sucker punch for priority murder.
Liepard; 1) You said it's your favorite like 2-3 years ago 2) i saw liepard got a move called SKITTER SMACK and needed to. plus prankster ability, fake-out, choice scarf trick and sucker punch.
Cofagreus; The final shiny! for the aesthetic!! they're just a silly little guy...Also another favorite, except unhinged now. maybe haunted Show-Stopper for shits and giggles. silly guy.
klefki; little. shit. takes your fucking keys.
Zoroark; Legally obligated! illusionist dog fox thing...Toxic Poisons you and then runs away.
Sneaslar; Fucking flings a gold nugget at you (for max power, if i remember correctly), gets doubled speed due to Unburden ability (activates when you lose your held item), then gets double powered acrobatics because no more held item. Also can poison your ass.
IM SSO HONORED THAT YOU PUT SO MUCH THOUGHT INTO THEM??? THANK YOU??? ALSO GOSH GOTTA LOVE EM,,
I like to think he has them all its just his way of "storing them" is just keeping them at his abandoned little theater
Love the addition of alolamola, he hopes the love pokemon esk one will get the point across (he also just likes it keeps it with his luvdisk often. Luvdisk has a giant tank alolamola is a nice friend for it)
He probably has the ghosts and others cuz he IS in an abandoned theater, probably came woth the house and he took care of em cuz like... Why wouldnt he, he stole their house and roommated himself/lh HFGJGCHJ, maybe its where the cofagrigus, crobat, rotom, klefki and damn maybe even the dark types came from the theatre
he absolutely had a sprigatito eevee and mime jr when growing up and things happened
Sneasler just appeared like some mother cat and wouldnt leave him alone cuz he looks like some fucked up beast (help him)/j
he has been poisoned at least twice
He accidentally found a balcephaon and they bonded over Clownliness, he is fucking horrified everytime its head explodes and fusses over it
I still think the idea he stole the bottle and caused some shit only to then gain the hoopas attention and respect somehow is very funny, loser befriends small hoop man against his will because it likes to harrass him
Also ingeneral going feral the idea of Show stopper seeing zubats as kin enough because he too is seen as a nuisense, so hes just... nice to it ofc why wouldnt he be its a beast in a world too.
Andoh fuck its a Big Bat that loves him now....
he ffound a worm in an apple felt bad for it cuz Yeah He UnderstandS That it evolved hes so prlud it evolved again theres 7 Now He needs to steal more stuff to help feed all these guys.......
He also doesnt realize any of them are shinies. Thehre just guys to him. He doesnt realize his bat rime or coffin are special because theyre already special to him
Shakes these thank you you have made my illness over my own oc worse/pos/aff/lh VBNAHVBJ
Adore how you vibe checked him thinking about this now
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8 Shows To Know Me
Thanks for the tag, @booksandabeer! This was extremely difficult and I look forward to kicking myself in a week when I remember some other show that's 20% of my personality but I totally blanked on when making this list.
No pressure tagging: @asmoonlightthroughthepines, @scare-ard--sleigh, @msmandapants, @blithers, @dontcallmebree and anyone else up for distilling themselves down to eight tv shows!
Okay let's do this!
Star Trek The Next Generation
TNG imprinted on me in 4th or 5th grade. I'd watch it every night before dinner and have lots of opinions about the holodeck and Data. Did I put a headband in front of my eyes and call it LaForge's visor? Yes. Did I unironically love the cheesy episodes like Rascals, The Game, and Disaster? Absolutely. It was also my intro to fannishness, pre-internet. One of my friend's dads had a stack of action figures, and a Riker uniform he'd break out at Halloween. I remember being confused by his whole deal, but mostly thinking it was really cool.
Flight of the Conchords
I saw this promo before the first season premiered and was instantly sold, it was so silly and unassuming. I was in college which is just. the perfect age to find everything about it delightful and hilarious and to be low-key in love with both Bret and Jemaine. I'm pretty sure I've thought about some lyric or throwaway line or small facial expression every day since 2007.
New Girl
I made myself limit this list to only one 2000s/2010s network comedy. New Girl edged out The Office, Parks & Rec, Community, 30 Rock, and even my beloved dark horse, Happy Endings. It's pure comfort. Every character is the best character.
Severance
I will not rest until everyone is as obsessed with this show as me. I've already watched season 1 three times, and I'll probably watch it all the way through again before season 2 comes out. It just hits all my buttons. Eerie weirdness! Sci-fi elements explored at a very personal, human level! Retro corporate dystopian branding and decor! Random moments of absurdity! Existential dread! Defiant jazz!
The Magicians
One doesn't keep up a semi-active sideblog for four years (?!!) and counting for a show without being permanently altered and irreparably damaged by it. One day, a work friend and I were talking tv and she went, "you would like this show! I wouldn't recommend it to everyone, but you would like it!" For better or worse... she was not wrong. (On the fandom side, the fic for this show is just exquisite. The art, edits, and gifs are impeccable. I'm grateful it compelled me to start making stuff more regularly. Fussy, high-effort stuff!)
Better Call Saul
I know, I know *pikachu surprised face* that this one made the list. Y'know that post that makes the rounds every once in awhile, about 'ships and fictional relationships that's like, "sure they're in love or whatever. But, like... do they even like each other?" I think this silly lawyer prequel to the crime-and-drugs show accidentally became the best display of two people who like and love each other on tv. (Also yes, everything else about it is A++. Meticulous. Stressful. Exhilarating. No notes.)
Simpsons (Seasons 1-8ish)
This feels like an embarrassingly basic answer, but my personality really is just several early seasons of The Simpsons in a trench coat. It's what shaped my sense of humor. It's the foundation of my marriage. It's why I knew what Citizen Kane was at eight years old.
Pushing Daisies
Pushing Daisies was one of the first times I felt like, "oh! Someone made a show for me specifically!" Every single element was a feast for the eyes, from the saturated colors, to the quirky, overly literal sets, to Chuck's outfits, to Lee Pace's face. Baking AND knitting were heavily featured in every episode! There was a cute romance with supernatural complications. There was whimsical, fairy tale-style Jim Dale narration!
Runners up include: Tuca & Bertie, Buffy, Firefly, Freaks & Geeks, Mad Men, Home Movies, Legion, WandaVision, The Mandalorian, and Lost.
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Critical Role - C3E52 (before break)
Its so weird to have just 4 people on the table I'm squirming
Poor Imogen just keeps taking L's man my girl can't catch a break
That little "please be okay" 🥺
Very worried about both imogen and laudna whenever they're separated but I guess that's precisely the point
And these are some damn good combinations
Already miss orym, ashton and laudna tho :(
I have a feeling the leylines are going haywire right now and that's why magic can't travel long distances
And/Or they're in the Shadowfell and it's hard for it to go to a different realm right now
Not even Dorian??? Yep, it's the leylines
I LOVE shoebills! Google their call, it sounds like a machine gun
Why do they keep getting attacked by subterranean monsters?? I swear it's a pattern at this point
Oooooo we're in a pretty snowy battlescape i love getting to fight in Santa's backyard
I love ashley's surprised little "ooooh! Oooh!" everytime she has to go
Yesss dominate beast!
Love how they always think matt's abominations are cute, i get it, it IS kinda cute
Damnit i thought we could get a pet :(
NO FCG! No, don't- don't do it- FUCK WHY
42 POINTS OF DAMAGE?? WHAT IN THE NAME OF-
Ya'll what if half the party TPKs. What then?
Imogen continues to be the hottest, like yes babe blow. Shit. Up
Yesssssss we have guests!!
It's Christian and Aabria!!!!!!!!
It's so cute all of them hugging 🥺🥺
Does this mean we're officially not gonna see the others until April??? Kinda sad I'm not gonna lie but I get it
These are COOL FUCKING CHARACTERS
Buff automaton 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Nick Jonas spiritual weapon 🤣🤣🤣
The hottest legendary mage ever you heard it first here folks
Aabria is always so fun she's my girl too
I always get lost staring longingly at her tho
She's just so prettyyy
EXU was a doozy for my gay self with all the pretty makeup she had as a DM
It's going to be so fun to see FCG finally meet another automaton
Why do i get a feeling he's gonna be horny towards this buff robot? It's something in his eyes, he's plotting some bullshit
AAAAAND my girl fearne gets the hdywtdt
"Oooh, hello!"
I love her sm obliterate him queen
Old lover??? I love Deanna already 😍
Fcg and this robit rn:
Omg fcg is such a little shit stirrer
Fearne is gonna end up banging the new gnome isn't she
I feel like she's gonna bang the gnome
Oh it's been HUNDREDS of years??? I keep forgetting Chet is OLD old
I'm getting worried yall
The gods are being affected by this already?? A day ago??? I'm scareeed
I hate/love that flesh tongue is now canon, sams bullshit always gets carried away from even him i swear
The robot is a flirt 🤣🤣
The energy at the table right now is WILD
Not the HAT 😂😂😂 I am BAwLInG why is aabria so good at being a petty scorned lover 🤣🤣
Awn poor deanna 😞
This is gonna be awesome we now have this character that has been so close to divinity and can show them so much abt the perspective of life and death
Love the backstory dump
Feel like im walking around the hub in a videogame asking every NPC a 1000 questions
Oh my god this robot is so sweet 🥺🥺 i love him
Also VERY obviously sentient and emotional I'm SO interested to understand more abt the great awakening of the bots
Like, why would it happen? Who or what did this??
Oooooh that's what frida means??
I'm SO curious to know what FCG rrally means if anything
Love the cadence Christian gave this robot, i feel like the movements and voice are pretty monotone but not so much that it even feels robotic?? But it's still like something A.I would probably create? Like google translate voice but better.
Also I ship f.r.i.d.a and deanna a lot btw
Chet is going through it right now and honestly i feel like he deserves it 😂
FCG is such a little toddler trying to understand like and it never fails to be both adorable and terrifying
A killer robot with an existential crisis just does not feel good to me fellas
Love the confusing time frames at weekly d&d tables we really could be doing this for a month or a year we have no clue
Yall i'm nervousss there's GOTTA be another shoe about to drop
Like there HAS to be, right? It can't all be alright?? We saw shit blow up, we saw the key go off, so what happened?!
What do you mean imogen's scars are turning red???
#critical role#cr spoilers#cr3#critical role spoilers#bells hells#critical role c3#clara watches cr3
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AO3 has been kicking me out for around 10mins bcs of pages loading too slow on wifi and data both so it wont let me post a comment on ch 7 (i think) SO HERE IT IS i will not go to sleep till i send it to you PUBLICALLY ! (gonna also paste it into ao3 tmrw but i need to send it now and then pass out for at least 3 more hrs xD):
REMYYYYYY AAAA i literally firgot everything i was gonna say when i figured out its gambjt j'fucking adoreeeee 🥰🥰🥰
one bad mutant for eric one food mutant fir charles. theyre just playing chess at this point. assholes. also with the like killing and mystiques comment abt another talk between erik and charles i had a thiught there... hmmmm.... i wish i rmbrd what kt was. OH YEAH. it hink i said this a while ago somewhere that its like. Its a draw, and impasse, and until either one of them crossed any of the arbitrary lines they drew in the sand nothing will change
Also scott is a dumbass and katja is so extremely like. Idealistic. I love that for her bcs she still has enthusiasm amd has that righteous anger that comes off as either annoying or hopeful to someone whos been fighting a war for so long such as scott. And i love that part of the convo where scott is like we cant save the whole world. It made me think of schindlers list and that quite - the man who saves a life has saved a world entire. Which is ironic given that its eriks goons doing this, which AGAIN brings me to erkis hypocrisy this time and like. Him and charles are just two sides of a same coin arent they?
The encounter with that girl yesterday had left him more confused than he had experienced in years. - side eyeing you for this 👀🤨😤😹❤️
With this weapon, we can turn all of New York into mutants in a few days and all of humanity in six months - oh i rmbrd now! (I cooy some quites to clipboard not to forget to comment on them xd) - what i wanted to say here is that i have all the love and none of the respect for cartoonish villain plans ised to attract the attention of your ex boyfriend xD "imma turn the whole new york into SHARKS and i'll be the SHARK MASTER" like dude chill ffs just text him its okay its cool xD.
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It sent, actually! But yeah, everything's lagging there right now including my answers to you and I'm getting unnerved bc AO3 GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER. So I will answer here :D And then I will send you to bed BECAUSE REASONS.
And hey, there's a definite advantage to posting here: You can include visuals :D.
I needed my red eyed Cajun baby in there :D. I mean obviously, since the team is what it's like in the 90s cartoon plus one additional weather-witch, but also because Remy is too fucking cute (and Taylor Kitsch was too fucking hot playing him).
Yeep, exactly. Charles and Erik love each other far too much still for their own good. This whole thing would long have been over with everyone dead if they didn't hold their respective people back. With how it's going, there's just more and more collateral damage on the way, and those two still will just fuck it out and cry on each other's shoulder in the end, and they deserve all the shade thrown at them for it.
Uuugh now I get emotional about Schindler's list again, never managed to rewatch that, it broke me so much the first time already. I think it's really the hardest part about this job? Getting to terms that you can't be everywhere at once and that making as much of a difference as you can is what counts and not saving everyone because that simply won't work. And my girl is still at the beginning of learning that sigh. It's really chilling seeing Erik walk around killing off random people in this franchise just because they're normal people bc like. This is what happens when someone's been on the receiving end of this and then gets the power to turn the tables on the fascist assholes. The moral dilemma of the whole thing ugh.
Oh god, I'm so sorry for this storyline already LOL. Poor Ororo really needs better taste in men …
thanks, now I can never take that plan seriously again LOOOL. I mean, when Erik finally gets up to get this plan up and started, Charles will indeed be there in person, so I guess in the end the plan worked? :D
#sometimes stormy gets asked things#effervescentdragon#x men#everything after x2 didn't happen sue me#x men original timeline movies#ao3 get your shit together#i'm sorry but that part just broke me#erik risking killing ten thousands of people and starting a war#just to get charles' attention#WHERE'S THE FUCKING LIE THO#writing#of course NOW ao3 is down
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