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#they’re all very serious
sammysprincess · 1 year
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oh sam kiszka how i love you, never change
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klanced · 11 months
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Keith walking into the holding cell greeting all the regulars by name while Lance is sobbing lamenting that his life is over and his future is ruined (they were like. Trespassing or some shit he’s going to be fine)
lance: (actively dry heaving in the corner, on the verge of a panic attack as he imagines having a permanent record)(actually what does a permanent record even look like?)(omg is he going to have to go to COURT? like in JUDGE JUDY?)
keith: remy, this is lance. lance, this is remy, she’s my favorite alcoholic :)
#voltron#klance#honestly I imagine they got caught trespassing while ghost hunting#if they’re in Texas then they will most likely get a full on misdemeanor on their record. Texas is very big on property rights.#trespassing can quickly elevate to criminal charges in texas it is actually very serious. do not trespass in texas.#meanwhile in Maine trespassing can be just an infraction & not added to your record#like sure they're teenagers so they could get their records sealed or expunged when they're 18. but like. the garrison would know. not good#sorry i just like talking about the law#speaking of which let me go on a tangent#i do think keith frequently gets charged with trespassing. at his own shack in the desert.#and so now he is Really good at juvenile law specifically because he is constantly arguing with cops#keith: this is not trespassing. my dad owned this property & he died unmarried without a will.#keith: i am literally his child and i inherited this land after his death YOU CAN'T ARREST ME FOR TRESPASSING ON MY OWN PROPERTY.#cop: okay well the house is all burned down it's a safety hazard#keith: I AM NOT IN THE HOUSE I AM IN THE SHACK WHICH MEETS MINIMUM SAFETY REQUIREMENTS. GET FUCKED.#cop: okay but you're out after curfew--#keith: is this a game to you? drag me in front of that judge i DARE you. you want to take the ORPHAN to court over CURFEW?#keith: you want to arrest my parents? WHAT PARENTS? everyone in this county knows me as the son of a hero firefighter.#keith: a hero firefighter who died in the line of duty btw. in case you forgot. since i'm an ORPHAN who has no one who CARES about CURFEW.#keith: my dad is dead my mom is gone my brother disappeared in space im 0 for 3 parents-wise. drag me before a judge. make my fucking night#sometimes i answer an ask or make a post specifically so i can do my own separate thing in the tags#i just like talking about law. i'm so excited for law school u guys#keith#lance#lance: (freaking out)#keith: (relaxed because he knows a really good lawyer who specializes in juvenile law)#shitpost#ask#anonymous#otp: we are a good team
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sinhasfluffyheadfur · 5 months
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I totally have something to say here
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interstate35south · 4 days
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i love when people draw all the mxtx protagonists together but i’ll be real the generic anime boy face curse is alive and well
more often than not the art itself is fantastic it just takes me like a solid minute to figure out who’s who. bonus points if lbh is robbed of his wavy hair and the only way i can tell him apart from wwx is his forehead
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caitlynmeow · 6 months
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I love how in game Bela’s lines are so business like. You can tell she’s in charge and she’s very efficient because mama expects a lot from her and she isn’t there to disappoint.
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Cassandra is the opposite she’s very playful and doesn’t take anything seriously. Her lines are literally “rawr” trying to scare Ethan while laughing and she literally says “play with me some more” like girlie is there to have a fun time while she’s killing the man-thing and she plans to enjoy it.
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Daniela is… she’s playful, not really on the serious side either. She messes around with Ethan, drawing him into a sort of fantasy before she lunges in for the kill. Definitely more on the fun side than the serious one.
And I LOVE how genuinely surprised she is when he attacks. She just doesn’t understand why he would hurt her even when she’s trying to eat him.
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scientologyblows · 9 months
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okay but lets be very serious here right now, when they release a statement what exactly is that gonna change? don admitted to him and lex having intercourse (which shows that he coerced her) and matt and ryans texts show that the situation was handled VERY poorly. an apology isnt enough for the trauma they both have caused
#cuz you know its bad when even the subreddit is on their ass they’re usually dickriding m and r anytime someone makes valid criticism#theyve been let off the hook too many times a line needs to be drawn and this needs to be it#im sorry but sa is not something you can simply look past especially when they have a history of brushing serious shit off#what is there to even hold onto for them its not like theyre dropping bangers like they used to#theyre in drama every other month i know thats the appeal to some of yall but when things get this serious it shouldnt be hard to drop them#especially when they have piles of evidence lined up against them showing that they only really care about their channel and their image lol#yes im still talking shit because im very disappointed#also saying quote unquote check up on the big fan accs theyre going through it is very weird lol. we should be checking up on the victims#anyways the bad publicity will probably make them lose sponsorships and yall know the podcast was one of the only things holding them-#together financially LOL#worst part is matt and ryan have people relying on them to get paid.. their company is about to go to shit all bc they have no backbone#jacksons comeback post is gonna be a pic of matt watson flipping burgers at chickfila in a year or 2#yeah yeah this is my last post about it for now until one of them says something i just needed to get these thoughts out there#rest in piss supermega your actions actually do have consequences and its clear theyre not used to being put on the spot like this#theyre used to people letting everything slide i know theyre all screaming and crying right now 😂
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65ths · 4 months
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rule 1: don’t drink, rule 2: don’t take morphling, rule 3: never fall asleep in someones bed, rule 4: nothing matters if murphy is dead, rule 5: everything matters if mags is alive, rule 6: don’t disappoint mags, rule 7: don’t get attached to tributes, rule 8: don’t yell at wade, rule 9: don’t walk away from esmarie in the middle of an argument, rule 10: stop seeing esmarie for good, rule 11: don’t fall in love, rule 12: exercise every day, rule 13: don’t make promises, rule 14: don’t tell someone you’ve fallen in love, rule 15: don’t miss mentor viewing hours, rule 16: don’t kiss annie, rule 17: always come home
​the 17 rules that guide finnick’s life from the 67th - 71st games
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jahiera · 8 months
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u know, my favorite thing about the vampire lord route for astarion is how it’s all very grimdark and sexed up and rife with bad (albeit interesting) implications BUT. but. it also has THEE ball kicking scene which completely breaks the tension and is perhaps one of the most hilarious things in the game. the way astarion’s voice rises like two whole octaves before he hobbles away. the way he stomps his foot like a child whose mom didn’t give him her credit card for v-bucks. i have never felt more embarrassed for a set of pixels in my life
fun fact. I saw this scene with zero context and zero knowledge of the ending because I was avoiding spoilers like the plague at the time. and it was funny then. so you can imagine how fucking hilarious it got when I realized this scene was in the context that our favorite girlboss just ascended to vampire godlord prime just minutes ago. for a second I really questioned how much I actually wanted this man
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quietwingsinthesky · 6 months
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went into the notes of that poll going around about if people want more seasons of supernatural and was immediately slapped in the face with how different my priorities are in this fandom from. a lot of it. what are you talking about ‘destiel endgame’. girl the show has bigger problems to fix than that if it ever had more seasons. they taught a three year old that the best way to be loved was to continuously try to kill himself and then they made him god.
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thewingedwolf · 6 months
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i remember three things about bb10 prior to rewatch (the last watch being literally while it was airing and i was about 12) really vividly:
keesha’s birthday
chicken george conning april out of a win she desperately needed for a thousand bucks
i couldn’t describe a scene but i have really vivid memories of googling “dan and keesha big brother live feed clips” several times a week lmaoooooo
can you tell who my favorite was lmao
what i’ve been most enjoying is definitely how hardcore these girls are, and how much the edit highlights that. they were really throwing themselves into these physical comps, showing out for the booth comps, starting fights with literally everyone in the house & egging on fights between the guys, giving great DRs, really using good social strategies, getting crazy HOHitis, those men KNEW they couldn’t take a woman to f3 or she’d wipe the fucking FLOOR with them so they had to get rid of them before finale!!!!
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tariah23 · 28 days
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Well, I’m still glad that Gojo was always a character who was growing and learning at least. He’s literally one of my favorite characters of all time now. Like, he’s never been as perfect as how the fans would make him out to be despite canonically being viewed as an absolute nuisance to everyone around him (I don’t think his peers necessarily hate him but a lot of them probably hate to see him coming and the ones who’ve dealt with him long enough to consider him a friend, tolerate him and groan whenever he opens his mouth, too 😭… out of love. He’s extremely childish so there is only sm the other adults around him can take and to an extent, his students. I think the only characters in canon who adore him and their eye’s sparkle whenever he’s around, and being a silly teacher was Yuuji and Miwa (she asked him for his autograph (he’s the most famous sorcerer in the jjk world) and when she was alone, she did a little dance in the empty hallway 🥺…) from what we’ve seen even though the others still care about him, too. They just find him rather annoying, which he most definitely is. And he does it on purpose. He plays too much.)
#I’m also not usually one to get annoyed whenever ppl shit on the things I like#like I’m an adult sorry idc 😵‍💫#but it’s always annoying seeing ppl who know nothing about the story complaining about it#even just as recently with the Gojo being racist shit 😭..#like he’s a really great character despite all of that and even though Gege’s#execution of that could’ve been better or didn’t need to happen at all#because idk what gege was doing even though I do strongly believe that he used a moment like this to showcase Gojo’s ignorance and#that how he’s also human and makes mistakes since if you’re familiar with the series Gojo isn’t really treated like person at all#more like a deity and he doesn’t like that#but he’s never been one to voice his personal feelings and talk about his trauma ever#he gets treated like a god and because of this he’s never felt like he could truly connect with other people#so that’s why he puts on that whole act of being overly friendly/ playing with others and even rude to shut others out because of his#aversion to opening his traumatized self To other ppl like he’s so cool#and when he’s friendly he gives the others just enough of his affection so that he wouldn’t be worried about and not have others pry#but he’s incredibly flawed as well#I feel like gege could’ve showed Gojo being ‘humbled’ some other kind of way over the racism tho 😭. But it’s fine lmfao#I’m still so grateful that he had Gojo actually apologize instead of waving Miguel off like he didn’t matter because like I’ve said before#he literally never apologizes (this is probably the first time that I’ve ever seen gojo apologize to anyone in canon I’m so serious 🗿)#that’s literally not part of him#like he feels regret but he never apologies or shows that he actually cares about what others are expressing to him when they’re upset with#him. like this is crazy. but it shows that he did care about the mistake that he made which I appreciate…. like idk how I would’ve felt#about his character if he showed that he could care less when hurting someone like this🗿…..#I adore him so much sorry sorry for taking about anime I’m just 😭…. ❤️❤️❤️#rambling#I’m glad that everyone is fucking with Miguel now because he is a really interesting character even though we haven’t seen much of him#he’s one of the few ppl who Gojo trusted enough to look after someone who he cared about despite the horrors#because he knew that Miguel would protect yuuta and do right by him#it’s very 😭❤️…
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leieryx · 30 days
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god I am so TIRED of being a model minority sometimes
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I know there are many bad takes about Gale on this site, but the worst takes I’ve seen on another social media site in another language are much more abhorrent than anything here tbh, the recent one I’ve seen even gets some popularity among his “fans”... They were basically saying it’s Mystra who make him the humble man he is now, without her influence on him he would be as egotistical as in his god ending, and more than a hundred of reblogs are all thanking Mystra for “training her lapdog so well” for them🤢
Did we even play the same game? Isn’t his god ending a direct result of Mystra making him think he will never be enough as he is, and he can only find his self-worth through gaining more power? Didn’t Tara say he’s not himself anymore and she would no longer be his companion in his god ending, she knew him long before Mystra made him her chosen, he was powerful enough before his relationship with Mystra, if he’s anything like god!Gale at the time wouldn’t Tara just leave him? I’d imagine he would have been more confident and had a more stable self-image if Mystra had never contacted him, therefore he didn’t even need the Gale of Waterdeep persona. He would always have been Gale Dekarios in that timeline. And people glorifying Mystra’s grooming and abuse towards him and unironically calling him “her lapdog” is just... I have no words. But what do you expect from an online space that’s infested with terfs and radfems? They just won’t recognize or acknowledge any abuse from women towards men...
#rant#cw: grooming#cw: abuse#fandom critical#and I lost count of how many takes calling him an abled person on that site#they were like#I don't care that he’s suicidal depressed autistic and chronically ill#compared to a certain elf he’s an abled person and trauma-free!#yikes zero awareness of their own ableism#fuck mystra#don't want to put this in his main tags#I didn’t mean to say that every person who praised mystra here is a radfem/terf#but most people there do share essentialist view about gender and sex#they are very hostile to queer men in fandoms as well#there are anon confession blogs and most of them are males dni#and there’s almost zero content of wyll in the fandom there#racism here is already bad but it’s much worse there and no one talk about it#they liked it when larian made gale doesn’t leave when you denied him medicine#they liked it when they removed the persuasion check in the drow twins scene#it’s kind of a power trip to them#they liked it when they can bully a man they claimed to love and face no consequences#it’s not d/s it’s downright abusive#they’re really saying mystra did nothing wrong in another garbage take#they’re going to excuse a god who sexually exploited a mortal like a tool and then cast him aside because a honest mistake he made#which the said god could easily prevent it by telling him the knowledge he didn’t have about the true nature of the orb#then tell him to kill himself for forgiveness when the god can foresee the outcome which would be unleashing a illithid infestation#the power inbanlance between them is so enormous that no real life situation can be compared to it#he literally can’t say no in that relationship#they’re going to excuse all these just because the god is female presenting#women can’t cause serious harm as men do isn’t a feminist stance at all as they think
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ruffgem · 3 months
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IDK WHAT IM DOOOOING IDK WHAT IM DOING IDK WHAT IM DOING FOR MY SENIOR THESIS and I haven’t gotten shit done for it and it’s been fucking one degree all weekend so I really don’t want to walk 15 mins to the studio so it’s just like well!!!!!!!!!! I think what I actually need is for people to STOP checking in with me lol. as crazy as that sounds. Like just leave me alone for a bit and then come back later. like don’t even come into my studio. The constant contrasting feedback is really fucking me up and I need a feedback-less brain for like, jus a bit. Cuz like I don’t even know what my project is anymore. LOL Like bro just leave me be. Driving me up the wall!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vulcans unironically making posts like “I am not the step parent, I’m the parent that stepped up”
#Vulcans#Star Trek#based on the very specific interaction in my head#there’s a lot of steps to get to what I was thinking of#but eventually I ended up thinking about some poor human raising her half vulcan kid alone#because the father eventually caved to his own father’s wishes that he ‘bond with a respectful vulcan woman’#(not because I think all Vulcans are xenophobic but sometimes your day dreams gotta be soap operas)#and the ‘respectful Vulcan woman’ he’s supposed to bond to is like ‘no that’s not logical to abandon them like that’#so she goes to help the human out and they eventually get together#which is what led to me thinking about this#also in this specific scenario that father to the half vulcan kids isn’t a creep#he genuinely wanted to stay with the human and raise their kid together#but he’s got some serious daddy issues#thinking about it eventually leading to a poly thing and he’s just smug like ‘I bonded to who you wanted’#‘you never said I couldn’t have multiple bonds’#I don’t even really care about kids that much but I love vulcan/half vulcan kids#because there’s the cuteness of the kids trying to be serious dialed up because they’re trying to be *extra* serious#and I usually think of the mother as human because of Amanda#(also because of my own father issues that low key make me hate human fathers)#and like with every oc I have they could be enby#depends on the mood I’m in#sorry for the weird long tags#edit just to clarify that the only reason why I’m not saying this oc can be a trans man is just because I have issues with human fathers#cause normally my ocs are genderfluid
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sorrowfulwill · 8 months
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Yknow now that I think about it the gleeful twins aren’t that “villainous” Atleast in my au
They’re just teenagers who don’t know how to be cool or fit in with their newfound fame so they make fun of others to bring their self esteem down so they can topple them in some sort of popular kid hierarchy but in that they loose some of their own self esteem but instead of asking for help they blame their problems on everyone else and keep trying to bring down others so they feel cooler and repeat cycle
All of that is gonna come crashing down on them once something major happens.
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