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Cody: everyone stitch this with the most messed up war crime your general has committed right in front of you I’ll start; there was this time with a tube sock and a bottle of bleach, story started on Tenoo-
Rex: Oh, nah your General has done WAY worse than that.
Cody: Yes but this one was so out of pocket and messed up on a personal level istg he concocted this one just to watch the world burn-
Wolffe: Um??? My general has never committed a warcrime around me????
Cody: *glares at him for daring to speak in his presence* Did anyone ask you?
Wolffe: technically you did.
Cody: technically you should have been eaten in the decanting tank-
Wolffe: YOURE JUST MAD IM BABEY AND YOURE GROUCHY!!
Cody: I LIKE BEING GROUCHY YOU LITTLE PIMPLE!
Rex: *steals the comm while they fight to the death in the background* Sorry about them, 17 says they’ve been threatening to end the other since before they could talk. He’s got baby videos of them beating each other up before they could walk, it’s so cute. Sometimes he watches them and cries when drunk.
Cody: *pulling hair*
Wolffe: *trying to bite through Cody’s gloves*
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thinking about astarion not needing to sleep so he just stays up all night in the room he shares with durge doing weird fucking shit. like absolute horror hours and durge just not even fazed. they just instantly roll over and go back to sleep all "yep checks out"
like durge just wakes up in the middle of the night to roll over and he has accidentally just dropped a knife and caught it through his palm and is quietly taking the knife out.
another time, they wake up to him casually standing on the ceiling while throwing knives at a photo of whoever pissed him off most recently.
durge waking up bc they rolled onto a knitting needle and they just see Astarion obsessively counting his chains while knitting. durge is unaware that astarion joined a local group of grandmas who do needlework so he could hear about all the gossip in town.
astarion FURIOUSLY penning a strongly worded letter to the city council about the children being too loud during the day when their beloved is trying to sleep. durge does not convince him to not send it.
the sound of pages being ripped out of a book REPEATEDLY wakes durge up. they just look up and see Astarion with the angriest look on his face and they just go tf back to sleep bc fuck this. the next day they find out it was just a really fucking bad book and Astarion was personally offended by it.
counting coins. the clinking fills durge's nightmares like a ticking clock as he tosses the coins from one bag to another. counting. the entire time durge sleeps.
waking up to astarion's eyes reflecting like an animal caught on a nature trail cam, except there ARE in fact several other eyes in the room because the vampire spawn are freaks that sometimes still break into their house in the middle of the night, durge just didn't realize until that night, that they were in fact breaking into their house in the middle of random nights durge slept at night rather than during the day.
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Currently thinking about Kira putting their star hair clip in Kay’s hair and Kira putting a hydrangea in Clive’s hair somehow. I’m in a good mood so I’m thinking of nice things.
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Link Click S2 EP3 spoilers
Ok so Shiguang softly touching hands (Lu Guang gently resting his on top of Cheng Xiaoshi's, Cheng Xiaoshi lifting his palm to support the weight) was so painfully soft, BUT what also got me was their conversation before hand.
Cheng Xiaoshi's just returned from Chen Bin's funeral (that whole scene was so sad omg😭) and he looks so tired and defeated — he practically slumps into the chair. Lu Guang doesn't say anything, just quietly supportive. And then Cheng Xiaoshi just has to say that he wants to help Chen Bin and his wife (wait, does she have a name? I can't remember), with such a pained expression and Lu Guang knows what he wants to do. Like, their relationship has developed in such a short time that Cheng Xiaoshi trusts that Lu Guang will allow him to use his powers, and Lu Guang trusts Cheng Xiaoshi to not try to change anything but provide comfort through the words Chen Bin's wife needs to hear.
They have a better understanding of each other's perspectives and have found a balance. And while the prolonged contact rather than their usual clapping could be a comfort thing (especially since we know Cheng Xiaoshi can dive by himself) and/or to minimise movement onu Guang's part, the gesture seems to convey: I am here and I trust you.
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Hiya!
I saw your SilRuggie post and I feel you on the "Silver and his many boyfriends" part.
Idk what it is about Silver but he's so... Shippable?
Like I ship SilVil, KalimSil and JadeSil which are kinda popular. But it's also stuff like RidSil and LeoSil (oh so much brainrot currently about LeoSil,) Which aren't as popular.
He's probably my most shipped character like... EVER.
(I may have gotten some ship names wrong)
IT’S THE CHEMISTRY IT’S THE WAY HE HAS CHEMISTRY WITH SO SOSOSO MUCH OF THE CAST!!! he’s so deeply just…good, and he cares so earnestly, and he has examples of interactions with almost fuckgng everyone at this point. like i can understand why someone would ship just abt any silver ship, i GET it, bc theres so much potential. i think i have like…3? that im neutral on? maybe?
also hearing u associate silvil with the kinda popular ones, im fuckign weak at the knees. that is incorrect but im pretending ur right bc it makes me oh so happy
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