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emotinalsupportturtle · 7 months

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Please don't let Mobius be a Donald Blake variant. Cause that just means we have 2 options; selfcest or incest (and I've been shipping incest)

going to go hide under a rock rn just in case

#disney/marvel wtf are you doing to us #loki season 2 #loki #sylvie #mobius #donald blake #thor #they are adopted not related #can't believe I'm using that defense #loki babygirl I'm sorry but you're going to have to be alone forever #lokius #sylkie

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im-totally-not-an-alien-2 · 8 months

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Danny and Ellie had majorly screwed up. Now here they were in the hydro-electric car Danny had designed for applying to Wayne industries/whoever would give a fifteen year old a fat paycheck, sitting in the middle of Gotham, at night, surrounded by glaring bats.

Crap.

Time to bullshit his way out of this.

He looked at Red Robin and sheepishly grinned, "...hi dad."

Ellie, the little gremlin, didn't even hesitate before adding, "We are so grounded. I told you we shouldn't have messed with the broken time machine but nooo."

The bats were either taken about or cackling and Danny to this chance to put the petal to the metal and get out of there

Tim is now obsessed with finding his future kids.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #bonus points if the bats eventually manage to place a listening device onto the car #and catch them saying something like: Ellie: we could do a dna test? Danny:We're not biologically related to him. Ellie:Oh yeah #the bats assume future Tim inherited Bruces adoption tendencies #and the kids inherited Tims wierd luck

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kizzer55555 · 7 months

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The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

#Dpxdc #dcxdp #Kizzer55555 ideas #all hail condiment king #Danny becomes condiment king’s sidekick.#Danny gets adopted by condiment king #He makes it everyone’s problem #Army of hotdogs #Hotdog henchmen.#The nasty burger sauce is weoponised #Don’t worry though #Danny doesn’t kill anyone #Everyone learns to FEAR condiment king’s sidekick.#Sure he’s the only rogue that doesn’t kill but he is so much worse.#The bats regret their life choices.#The bats regret they didn’t stop this.#The entirely of Gotham hates the GIW.#Even the rogues #This is all their fault.#Condiment king and Danny raid a food market and start a hotdog uprising #He drives many people to vegetarianism.#Damian is the only one happy about Danny being Condiment king’s sidekick.#Danny cannot drive.#He build a weoponised food truck.#These two things are related.

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nerdpoe · 9 months

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Red Huntress has had enough of this shit.

She pulled Wes Weston aside and asked him to tell him her reasoning for thinking Fenton was Phantom, and the little freak was right.

Then she had to convince him to keep his fucking mouth shut, because he would be condemning his classmate to literal torture and execution.

That should have been the end of it, but the Fenton didn't show up at school for a few days.

So she'd gone to check in on him.

Just because they'd broken up didn't mean that she didn't care about the dude.

Jazz was the one who flagged her down, who lashed a bleeding and unconscious Danny to her hoverboard.

Her ex was littered with injuries, bestowed upon him by his own parents.

But she can't take him to her apartment, because then she'd be endangering her dad. She knows the GIW have ways to track ghosts, she can't hide him anywhere in Amity or near any GIW facility at all.

But there's one place they were never able to get their foot into.

It's also where a distant relative of hers lives.

She hasn't seen him since his mom's funeral, but she remembers his dad. His dad was a kind man, who would never turn down a kid in need.

She makes for Dakota City, for the Hawkins family. She'll say hi to Virgil and Uncle Robert, and Dakota has a hero that specializes in electricity; if anyone can fuck up the GIW's sensors, it'll be Static.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #instead of going to gotham to get adopted by batman #danny goes to dakota city to get adopted by static's dad #Robert has no idea who this kid is or why his Distantly-related Niece is wearing what looks like a hero costume #but he knows trouble when he sees it #and this kid needs help #badly

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ghostboidanny · 9 months

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Danny's first morning in the Wayne manor after adoption

Alfred: So, Master Danny, what would you like to eat for breakfast? We have toast.

Danny: *war flashbacks*

Danny, going full eldritch abomination: I̴f̷ ̶I̵'̷m̷ ̴f̴o̵r̵c̷e̸d̵ ̷t̴o̵ ̷e̸a̴t̷ ̵t̶o̸a̸s̴t̸ ̴O̵n̷e̷ ̵m̵o̸r̸e̵ ̶t̷i̵m̴e̴ ̷I̸'̸m̴ ̴g̷o̴i̵n̸g̵ ̵t̶o̵ ̶u̸s̷e̶ ̵m̶y̷ ̸p̴o̷s̶i̴t̴i̴o̷n̴ ̸a̴s̶ ̴G̶h̸o̸s̶t̸ ̴K̸i̷n̴g̵ ̷t̴o̸ ̷w̵a̷g̴e̷ ̶w̸a̷r̶ ̷o̷n̵ ̸E̷a̴r̴t̴h̴ ̸a̴n̸d̶ ̶d̵e̶s̶t̴r̷o̷y̴ ̴e̷v̶e̶r̴y̷ ̷t̵o̸a̷s̴t̸e̷r̷ ̷i̴n̷ ̴e̴x̵i̷s̵t̷e̶n̴c̷e̴ ̸

Batfam: ...

Alfred: ... We also have cereal

Danny, back to normal: Ohhh, you got any fruit loops?

#dpxdc #dp x dc #the zalgo text says:#If I'm forced to eat toast One more time I'm going to use my position as Ghost King to wage war on Earth and destroy every toaster in exist #the bats didn't know that the adoption bait bruce picked up was the actual for real ghost king #danny got toast related trauma #attacking earth because the GIW hunted and vivisected him? nah #attacking earth because of toast? yah

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spacedace · 8 months

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Found this old snippet and don't really remember of the context for it outside of being a joking exploration of how weird the Fenton/Phantom family tree would seem to outsiders (not even getting into how relationships might be classified differently between the human side & the ghost side)

Anyway gonna drop it here as a prompt lol

Mind the quick reference to dismemberment, there's no gore or detailed description and no one is actually hurt, it's more there for comedic effect, but still wanted to give the heads up on it 👍

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Nomad motioned to the towering, vaguely vampire-looking buff dude with literal flaming hair what the fuck, “Dan, this is everyone. Everyone this is Dan. He’s my…” Nomad trailed off and blinked, a look of confused befuddlement on her face as she let the sentence hang for too long.

“Huh…” She said considering, looking up at vampire-dude, Dan apparently, with a confused furrow on her brow. “You know this is the first time I’ve ever had to try and explain our relationship to each other and I’m drawing a blank and what exactly to call you. Uncle? Dad? Brother? Like, I think you could technically be considered all three.”

What the fuck did that mean??? Kon snapped his attention over to meet Tim’s masked gaze, the look of wild confusion Kon was sure was on his own face mirrored there. Around the meeting room confused and worried looks were being shared by the rest of the League. Which like, yeah, what in the Habsburgs was happening here for all of those terms to be applicable?

“Well, you’re Danny’s Mirror, so if you consider him your dad then it stands to reason I’m also your father.” Dan said, hand coming up to his - literally flaming, how did that work? - goatee thoughtfully.

“Yeah but like, I call Danny dad just to piss Vlad off.” Nomad countered, toying with her severed arm with her still attached hand. Kon didn’t think he’d ever get over how casual she was about being literally disarmed and just…not caring. “And I definitely don’t see you as a dad. Uncle?”

The giant of a ghost shook his head with a frown, “Implies that Danny and I are brothers, which could work but gives our relationship kind of a weird vibe. I feel more like his father than anything.”

“Gramps, then?”

“No.”

Nomad laughed, “Fair, wouldn’t want to take the title of Grampa away from CW. Besides we’re both half Vlad, so I think brother works best here.” She frowned, looking thoughtful, “Maybe half brother?”

Dan considered, “Half-brother could work. Though it gives Vlad more credit than he deserves.”

“Oh come on, can you imagine the look on his face if we went in together on suing him for child support?” Nomad asked, fanged grin wicked. Dan’s face lit up at the idea, and Kon felt like they were rapidly heading towards the two ghosts running off to go and go torment whoever this Vlad guy was rather then them help deal with the current demonic problem at hand.

“Can you please explain what any of that means?” Kon asked, more a squeak than anything else. He was starting to get a headache.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dani phantom #danielle phantom #elle phantom #elle's hero name is Nomad in this one because why not lol #dan phantom #kon el kent #kon kent #connor kent #tim drake #justice league #Elle & Dan just having a very weird concerning conversation about how to define how they're related to each other #& accidentally invoking imagery of European royal families terrible marriage practices #If Bruce wasn't on the verge of trying to adopt the sassy ghost girl *before* all this he absolutely is now #Kon thought his family dynamics were fucking weird but now he's just grateful he doesn't need to use a chart to explain it #what do you *mean* you're older sister could also qualify as your grandma & your older brother is kinda your dad??#And who the FUCK is Vlad and why does it seam like he's somehow responsible for all this?#even the demon they pulled Dan in to help with has stopped what he was doing in vague horror and concern for what's going on here

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paladibun · 11 months

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Fellas, is it gay if

#stranger things #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #they kind of look older here so maybe college byler #also I don’t think they’d be the type to adopt a chi but they would be the one to save one from the streets and keep it #Mike wouldn’t be a fan but Will would say they have the same personality and Mike gets so offended but he’d start relating to it #they’d both be so protective of Will with this whole like menacing expression and loud mouthed yet not at all threatening together #do you see my vision

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travelerpoetry · 15 days

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Of Atlantean descent Maddie Fenton

I've been thinking about a few things specifically Maddie being of Atlantean descent the line she comes from was minor royalty that specialises specifically in protection (Family, People, Land etc.)

Her great-great-great-grandfather was estranged from his family due to falling in love with a human woman who showed such passion in wanting to help get rid of pollution and help sea and on-land wildlife that were seriously hurt by man-made machines recover and be released into the wild once more and after a whirlwind romance with adventure and soft touches years later they had a child and they couldn't be happier.

But due to a complicated family matter her great- great-great-grandfather's Father called him back home to Atlantis, her great-great-great-grandfather did not expand on the issue any further. He claimed in one of the old letters Maddie found that he'd be back soon and not to worry about him

But in his absence, her great-great-great-grandmother fell sick with a deathly Illness that killed her before her great-great-great-grandfather could return and it was in fact her Great-great-great-grandmother's neighbour who found her dead and her child (Maddie's great-great-grandfather) in the crib next to her bed crying for his dead mother's attention.

The neighbour of course called the police who in return came with child protective services that placed her great-great-grandfather in a foster Family due to not finding her great-great-grandfather's Father.

Her great-great-great-grandfather came back only to find everything he knew gone his Wife? Nowhere to be found, his Son? Can't be found. Maddie's great-great-great-grandfather stricken with grief over the Family he lost soon died from Heartbreak.

But her great-great-grandfather had kept photos of himself as a baby with his Mother and a Ring.. a Ring that was as he was told placed next to him in the crib he was lying in as he was found that fateful night by his Mother's neighbour.

The Ring became an Heirloom passed from generation to generation. until Maddie finally got her curious little hands on it on her tenth Birthday and Maddie knew.. she knew that there was something special about that Ring that was so beautiful with shells and fish-shaped crystals that were littered across the ring in a pattern and little ten-year-old Maddie was right the artefact as she had realised it wasn't just a ring had helped her breath underwater she had gills! And scales! But sadly no tail... but little Maddie was ecstatic!

and Maddie kept the ring well into her adulthood and as she finally started a Family with the man she loved Jack and furthered her research into the ecto-entities she grew happier, happier than she had ever been happier than when she was in the water free to explore and relax.

Her oldest Jasmine showed no signs of being as drawn to the ocean as she was as a child but Jazz still could hold her breath at a minimum of 17 minutes! Jazz also seemed to not particularly care for the ring though commenting multiple times that she finds the ring to be beautiful .

Her second oldest Danny had been drawn to the Ring, he constantly begged to have it when he was younger until Maddie had given him the ring permanently. Danny loved the ocean and went to visit it a few times a month and after her Son had revealed the fact he had died due to the machine that Maddie and Jack built and that the ocean was the only place he was truly at peace? Well, she and Jack made sure to tell him how much they loved him how he would always be their son no matter what and that they promised to go to the beach more often with the family if he truly felt that much better there.

After She and Jack found out about Dan and Eliie? Well, they welcomed both with a big bear hug courtesy of Jack and his Joy of finally being able to pamper younger children again. Both were apparently de-aged due to them not being very stable in this timeline but Maddie and Jack couldn't careless they were just so happy that there were no more secrets between all of them and that they could finally be a truly Happy family but ofcourse before that She and Jack had forced Vlad into therapy and he's slowly redeeming himself.

Now nothing could surprise the Fenton Family anymore!

That was what they thought before an Atlantean King came knocking on their door claiming that Maddie was related to him.. oh well what is a new Family member to this already chaotic but loving Family?

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yvehattan · 7 months

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Reading Dostoevsky is like talking to your 40 year uncle who barely made it past age 30 given his riotous life, but who therefore has life advice for every predicament and woe you'll ever know.

#he's also my adopted father #so you know #family relations are strained here what on earth were you expecting?#fyodor dostoevsky #fyodor dostoyevsky #dostoevsky #russian literature #russian lit #the brothers karamazov #crime and punishment #tbk #classic literature #classic lit #books and literature #dostoyevski

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fresh-outta-earthbread · 3 months

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pretty gutsy of these two to go after two fucked up beasts for shits and giggles.

#cookie run #cookie run oc #lychee dragon cookie #shadow milk cookie #shadowlychee #mangosteen milk cookie #chuckleberry drake cookie #this is what im calling the 'fankids' despite not being physically related to either at all LOL #congratulations! the gremlins have adopted You /j

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starstruckodysseys · 9 months

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sometimes a family is a child who keeps pieces of every shameful memory in order to keep himself from feeling happy, the aforementioned child’s best friend who is also a dog, and the very large man with a bunch of mildly uncomfortable fun facts ordered to murder the aforementioned child

(and also a detective who’s bad at his job and is trying to keep this child alive, a semi-kleptomaniac not-so-fatal femme fatale, the local bartender who fucking hates this child, and a reporter trying to find the biggest scoop she can even though she keeps getting overshadowed by unimportant stories. but i’m not so sure they’ve reached familial status yet.)

#i relate to the fix not because he’s big and strong and intimidating #but because i also have a bunch of ultra specific fun facts stored in my brain and emotionally adopted conrad the moment i saw him #dimension 20 #d20 #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #kind of?? just in case #conrad schintz #the fix #hunch curio #imelda pulse #dan fucks #anastasia tension #is this ANYTHING #my brain went ‘oh it’s time to be mildly dramatic in a way only i’ll understand!’ at the end #so. yeah

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skunkes · 9 months

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#nobody in specific - the general You ^_^#a doodley #also hi i dont wanna clutter dash with more talkys posts so im talking here #i wasnt even fixating on the hozier lyric i used to caption that other doodle but once i singled it out i cant stop thinking about it #agh...whatever keeps you around... it keeps you around....!#also i wanna make more (neopets) adopts...#and also also i started watching a ryan gosling movie i felt i would like or be impacted by and.#well im being impacted by it so far. i stopped halfway as i have become tired...i wanna go to bed ^_^#really relatable in his characters mannerisms and feelings and such so far. good lird.#gnnnn ^_^

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cirilee · 4 months

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@neoncl0ckwork 's and my original characters who are doomed romantic pairs set to mitski's "me and my husband"

#oc #animatic #mitski #cirileeart #phantom thoughts #artificial idiocy #its always sunny in greece #gay witchcraft #dragon adoption #intergalactic relations

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warmshotamilk · 27 days

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Fandoms as a whole started going downhill when "they're like siblings so it's weird to ship them!" started being viewed as a valid reason to hate people for shipping things

#milk spills #proship #profic #anti anti #anti fanpol #anti fancop #''they're like siblings!!'' could mean fucking anything tbh #like I have siblings and we act TOTALLY DIFFERENT to my other friends who also have siblings #''they act like siblings'' isn't reliable because like... how do siblings act?#what is something that is DISTINCTLY ''sibling behavior'' that CANNOT be replicated by non-siblings?#it doesn't exist #unless you are constantly saying ''hello my blood related relative'' to all your siblings LMAO #and even then... adoption exists

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ryuubff · 2 months

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leo and jia doodle ft. my poor attempt at a parrot

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quirkle2 · 7 months

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the mob psycho/pokemon legends arceus crossover that absolutely nobody asked for

[rly long ask of me rambling abt the plot]

#qkdraws #id in alt #if u ask even one question abt this ill go insane /pos ill go crazy ill go rabid i will become so annoying #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #shigeo kageyama #mp100 shigeo #mp100 mob #ritsu kageyama #mp100 ritsu #reigen arataka #mp100 reigen #teruki hanazawa #mp100 teruki #pokemon #pokemon legends arceus #some of these r various scenes i've had lodged in my noggin for a while #reigen lookin down at that paper and him holding ritsu back are directly related <3 #in this au reigen is the adoptive dad of mob n ritsu :] found them out in the wilderness where 9/10 years old should not be #poor ritsu in this fuckin au man . he'sso stressed VGEYVGA #poor mob too i beat him up a lot #as u can prolly tell from ritsu . screaming in two different shots here #i haven't yet figured out where dimple belongs here i do indeed wanna have him in this au #but i don't know where to put him ... i don't want him to be a normal human tho #i've thought about making him one of the wisps for the spiritomb quest but i know absolutely nothing abt spiritomb #so . idk what the fuck those things r VEGAIVY #making him a talking pokemon seems sorta :/ to me. i can do better

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