A THIEF!! A very very round thief, at that!

My half of a trade with @pastelgeneticist !

run bitch run

hollers as a former floridian who went through over a dozen hurricanes

if youre in socal/etc and this is your first tropical storm, if your ears are popping/joints are extra achy - that's normal. these storms are huge low pressure systems. closer to the eye, the lower the pressure.

I was in a massive rush to get back to city centre for an infrequent late Sunday night bus but the view from the street down below always looks great from this bridge so I had to get a shot

OFF NOW FOR A LONG WEEKEND

(THE CORNER® | OPEN MANUAL AUDIO VISUAL)

Damn my cmjf brain rot really did transfer to bryan n danny soo long ago n their interactions an posts these past few months is killin meee

Like yall they really had just their summer together n they still talk about each other😭Now Dannys hittin him w/the EEAAO “in another life”

*Reader lets out a couple of loud sickly sneezes and coughs somewhere in the Pizzaplex* Moon:

Sick reader minific when?

ASHDHSAHDHSJKADH

moon just has a fuckin radar for literally everything Reader-related

A soft skronk is heard for beastly. Someone is lonely <>

[His ears pick up as his attention very quickly leaves the dishes he’s set himself to cleaning. Then, quickly enough, he’s excusing himself!]

Me hyperfixating on Getaway tonight like she's a runner she's a track star--

just realized ur username means 'booking it' and not some weirdass british thing like, 'book innit?' sorry father for i have sinned. i Actually thought this. idk why im telling you this but ok hi.

SO MANY PEOPLE SAY THIS😭😭😭 it’s ok u are far from the only one!! but no for everyone’s information i am very much Not British and i never even considered that my username would be read that way😭 ok bye!!

I swear if there’s no no Paper Mario or M&L references in the movie I will be disappointed

F3 + B2 for Mario also E1 + C2 for Luigi please if you don’t mind! ^^ And I’m super sorry for requesting two characters!! I just couldn’t separate them in my mind After reading your Mario/Luigi hcs on your selfship blog <3

No no anon you are so correct to request them together Do Not Separate

Just some quick sketches cause all my art skill left my body when I started this one for no reason

whoo boy, kinfeels(tm) going crazy tonight boys

-genloss!boo

Boss: this person did this task more quickly than you and everyone else, you're all slackers and should be ashamed!

Us:..........WE DRIVE FOR A LIVING?!??????

I am baffled by the manager brain takeover of my old dispatcher....ma'am there are speed limits and he is not obeying them

He managed to run his route tonight in less than six hours

I, on the best night possible; no traffic, cooperative staff upon delivery, no little "my brain is refusing to transition from driving to walking" 10 min breaks, just flat out dead heat to the finish line; can do that route in 7.5 hrs

Google says, without stopping ever at all, that it would take 6 hrs

MA'AM YA BOI SPEEDS QUIT COMING FOR US

okay so, it's already August and I realized I have to book my fall vacation if I want to have one. original plan was to triangulate the exact time in which I can cause maximum pain to my coworkers, but no one will tell me when that is and my psychic powers are failing :/

Sooooo I've triangulated the best time to take off as the 10th - 18th of October. There's Canadian Thanksgiving on the 9th (planning your vacation around stats so you get bonus days off is Primo Adulting), and I'd also have my mom's birthday off so we could do something fun. And I think that'll be the sweet spot where we usually have our very short fall, so it'll be chilly enough to do lots of cooking and baking but not so chilly/such bad weather that I can't go for a hike/drive. (If it's one of the years where we have an extremely late summer or early winter I will just. Die. Especially if it insists on being 20+ C). I could also take the 3rd/half of the last week of October off, which might be more ideal weather-wise and spooky-enjoyment-wise, but I'd get one less day bc there's no stat to align my time off with.

Anyway sorry this post has no purpose other than I'm scared to book my vacation bc I don't want to use up my vacation days 😭 but also I really want to book it so I have something to look forward to...