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angelwiththeblue-box · 1 year

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rating stair related injuries based on how embarrassing they are

falling down the stairs - 2/10 very embarrassing is only caused by you being a clumsy idiot. entirely self inflicted plus you always look dumb

falling up the stairs - 3/10 you tripped. dumb and embarrassing. bonus point because it can be funny for other people to watch

falling through stairs - 7/10 it’s the stairs fault, plus you could get cool scars and possibly discover a new room. loses points for possible rat bites

getting stuck falling through stairs - 5/10 similar situations to above but you get stuck halfway. embarrassing. your legs are dangling and you can’t do anything and risk getting more injured, so you have to wait until someone helps, likely paramedics. embarrassing.

getting pushed over a railing - 9/10 this only happens if you are a henchman in an action movie but it means you get thrown over by a conventionally attractive main character and a cool story. loses a point for possibility of breaking your neck

something gets caught on a railing - -1000/10 literally the worst thing to ever happen ever. this happens in a public space i cease to exist

let me know if i missed any and i will add to this list

#this came to me in a vision #val rambles #these are all correct btw #i will not be taking criticism #stairs #injury #tw bones #mentions of injury

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inkskinned · 7 months

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love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

#writeblr #warm up #ps edited so it is more clear where “half” of men is coming from:#15% literally don't even touch water #an ADDITIONAL 35% ''wash'' by just running their hands under water WITHOUT SOAP #15+35 =50%#like that is not washing ur hands. go back and use soap #btw the numbers for women are 4% never washing and 15% ''just water''#which is still gross but like. sooo much better yikes #ps i know we're all gay on this site but watching ppl ''correct'' my math on this has been wild #i have a learning disability im genuinely bad at math so i check EVERY time someone corrects me #but no they're just confidently wrong.....#182 hours is a week babes. 182/24 (number of hours in a day) is ~7.6 #that's where i got that number from. also from rent we know there's 168 hours in a week.#ALSO btw if u read this and ur response is ''men are also struggling rn tho'' like babe you missed the point of it tho #this doesn't even make fun of men it's legit just pointing out that bigotry against women isn't founded #in anything men actually CARE about . like they don't actually CARE about ''being clean'' when they make fun of armpit hair #or they would be WASHING THEIR HANDS.#men pretend to be rollin' in cash and Apex Predators and instead they are trained to be lazy and unwilling to act in emergencies #i have never and will never make fun of men for asking for more support on important topics like DV and mental health.#this is so clearly not about men; it's about how common just being plainly misogynistic has become.#like they don't try to hide it anymore.

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dustykneed · 3 months

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oh look at jim's nice lipstick! oh wait why is it smudged. oh waiiiit why are spock's lips so pink. ohhhh what could possibly have caused this i wonder...

bones' hoodie isn't even his LMAO he nicked it from one of his roommate's hookups who forgot their jacket. his roommate locked him out of his dorm (another hookup. really.) and bones has ten thousand goddamn assignments due the next few days so he's just camping out next to the biggest party for the weekend for the lighting and the free food. insanely stressed and dressed in as many layers as it takes for him not to get cold trying to sit still and get shit done on a mid-spring friday night. and i just think it would be so fucking funny if spirk (both with a HELL of a reputation™) sees this sleep-deprived palpably anxious dressed like a middle-aged college professor med student and is instantly like. man. i NEED more of that guy. like wouldnt that be so funny. anyways

yeah im obsessed with this au in particular what about it <3333 idc

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royalarchivist · 18 days

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Missa: [Finds a book Fit wrote for Phil and stares at it in silence for a long moment]

Missa: ...Ok, Fit is talking to Philza. Should I... should I know what they're talking about? I mean, I mean no– it doesn't worry me, it doesn't worry me. I'm not a jealous guy. But maybe they've talked about this [the situation with Bad] and know something?!

Missa: It's like– it's like seeing his cellphone. No, I'm not going to read it, I'm not going to read it. No no no, no. It's like looking at his cellphone, no!

#Missasinfonia #Missa #QSMP #Pissa #Death Family #Translated #<- Please always feel free to correct me on translations #I'll admit the pronoun stuff throws me off a bit sometimes #not like pronouns but like ''his'' vs ''me'' sometimes #Thank you for the timestamp Pix I missed this entire scene because I was transcribing the other clips #I decided to clip it after all it's a good clip #BTW it was the letter Fit wrote to Phil on February 16 (I'm pretty sure)#the letter said: Dear Philza You are a great friend and a powerful ally #It’s just a shame that soon you’re going to…#Well… you know….#~Your friend Fit

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daydreamingmiller · 7 months

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#Joel miller according to fan fic writers #and you are all correct!#need everyone to know that this was a tag for a transformers fic. just btw.

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gael-garcia · 5 months

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Vanessa Redgrave's on Palestine, her Oscars speech, and The Palestinian (1977)

Links:

this interview

1978 Best Supporting Actress (Julia) win and speech

The Palestinian (1977)

and here she is in 2008 NYC Ethical Culture speaking for Palestine

#vanessa redgrave #palestine #free palestine #academy awards #the palestinian 1977 #gifs #i just wanted to correct the aspect ratio it was bothering me sdkjfhdskf #zionism is a danger against all people all over the world. wow spilled #the palestinization of the world #zionism #oscars 1978 #ok i love this mixed media option now btw. good job on that tumblr #i forgot she was also able to insert the huac and mccarthyism at the end of her speech wow #huac #mccarthyism

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bergooz · 13 days

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i feel like part of this is another lesson in parasocial relationships. we in fact do not know the people we watch sometimes multiple times a week on our little screens or even the people we pay to see at live shows

#corey.txt #watcher #talking about shane ‘eat the rich’ madej specifically btw #it just feels hypocritical to me #like correct me if i’m wrong but they make jokes about how awful capitalism and stuff is all the time

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red-dyed-sarumane · 1 year

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idk how many of u were around for it so one of my favorite vocaP interactions has to be this one.

iyowa posted a blank tweet(which btw u need a special character input to do). hiiragi magnetite replied to it with! a blank tweet. to which iyowa replied with, yet again, a blank tweet

so in response to that hiiragi magnetite quote retweeted and left that blank

iyowa took it a step further by screenshotting the qrt and posting that in a blank post

and then hiiragi magnetite took a screenshot of that and posted their own blank tweet

so obviously the next logical step was for iyowa to print out that tweet and tape it to their wall providing very helpful alt text that's, as u may guess, blank

but it doesn't end there because hiiragi magnetite takes the pic of it taped to the wall and makes towel out of it (theres 2 more pics in a reply to it proving its real)

and to top it all off iyowa took the picture of the towel and made a puzzle out of it and, again, the alt text is blank

and so far that is where this exchange ends

#vocaloid #magu-san goto #i need everyone to know what im talking about when i mention this bc its just so ridiculous #the dates are correct btw i have my phone in jpn time #and time. all those that say 3 am were indeed posted at 3am for them #this is rb-able. btw. if u so wish. bc i think this is funny

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lumism · 2 years

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today i saw at least five different posts about mike being the one to initiate the byler kiss, and seven about hopper being fine with will liking boys until he finds out that the boy he likes is mike. there is one braincell and all 23k of us use it to play catch

#i know i said good night but i lied. this time i'm honest though good night!#all of those posts were correct also just btw!#stranger things #byler #txt #🌟🌷

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coconi · 1 year

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Revali + wolf pupy tweets (insp)

#revali #breath of the wild #botw #age of calamity #hwaoc #legend of zelda #loz shitpost #i'm back fellas :)#and yes i know all these tweets are super old but i came across a post that had them and well.... here we are #(if you smell some revalink here you're absolutely correct btw)

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talesfromthecrypts · 2 years

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Favorite werewolves and transformations

Dog Soldiers (2002)

Ginger Snaps (2000)

An American Werewolf in London (1981)

The Wolf Man (1941)

Good Manners (2017)

Trick ‘r Treat (2007)

The Company of Wolves (1984)

The Quarry (2022)

Wolf (1994)

Hemlock Grove (2013-2015)

#horroredit #werewolfedit #usercy #userriot #mygifs #werewolves that are just wolves? good #werewolves that are half and half? good #werewolves that are weird little monster guys? good #all different kinds are good that's what makes it fun and varied and interesting #also glowing eyes always the correct answer btw #don't let this convince you hemlock grove is good though... its not

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xiaoluclair · 11 months

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things charles leclerc has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about max ] : "i've never had as [much] fun as i did this race"

[ about max ] : "we've always been fighting together"

[ about max ] : "i can't wait to fight against him for the title"

[ about max ] : "i know how strong he is"

[ about max ] : "i think it was just a matter of time before he got his first world championship"

[ about max ] : "i want to beat him as much as he wants to beat me ... that's the way it has always been"

[ about max ] : "i will remember all my life"

things max verstappen has said that will give me a subarachnoid haemorrhage:

[ about charles ] : he's not a pancake

#xiao: waffle #waffle: mv1.cl16 #kinda shitpost kinda NOT #the way charles talks about him... idk iDk man it makes me Feel sometimes #like rn #i will remember all my life <- this is about the INCHIDENT BTW #and he said it so emphatically i cant Even #the way max talks about charles... no bb he is Not a pancake 🥺🥺#his ass maybe #but not him u r So correct!#lestappen

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cubedmango · 7 months

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the first trailer for the cherry magic anime has been released!! 🍒 (translated by me!)

tsuge will be voiced by makoto furukawa, and minato will be voiced by gen satou ✒🐈

the anime will begin airing in january 2024!!

(stills from the trailer below the cut)

#cherry magic #my translation #GUYS IMFDKSJFKDJFK??????????????(??3&HDJHF #IVE BEEN LOSING IT FOR THE LAST HOUR PLEASE ???????????????????????? HWHFGHEGEHG ITS REALKfjkdj #i m going to pass out wha t the fuckkjk #this is my second time trying to make this post btw tumblr rlly hates when i try posting videos #hope it works this time . anyways i have to leave i have to make 10000 gifs goodbye #e: theres subs now!! hopefully all correct bc i was heavily checking w the manga lol

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iridescentscarecrow · 1 month

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//hsr 2.1

paused screaming for a bit.

i think aventurine at his core has that very particular blend of self awareness & self illusion that makes for some of the most fascinating interiority i've seen in the game so far. he's fooling himself. he's fooling him *self*....

this paired with like: yes, the concretisation of an end, simultaneously all those "what then? what now?". this is what it was leading to, even without the death sentence. his most lavish self/outcome/end is simultaneously a form of self ownership as well as a conscious death.

obsessed with the implication of him trying to die here (first image). in a way its a rehearsal, just like the outfit is (the identity jade tells him to choose). the one which can't be drenched by the Rain. his outfit thought of in tandem with his apparent sexualisation - untouchability to it. tearing down the dream's fabric / so at odds with the agency he exerts.

#brainrot incomprehensible. rotating him in my head btw. i was right. if any of u care. i was soooo correct #hsr #honkai star rail 2.1 #aventurine #crow.txt #OBSESSED WITH HOW ALL OF 2.1'S CHARACTER SEGMENTS R LITERALLY MY AVENTURINE FIC LIKE WHO ASKED U TO DO THIS HOYO

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larabar · 1 year

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been thinking about the last bit in this post by @themetalvirus all day;;

#shoutout to tumblr user themetalvirus for having correct silver opinions all the time always #idk i just think these two are very silly #silver and blaze brain worms today ig #doodles #sth #silver the hedgehog #blaze the cat #um. this isnt intended to be ship btw. guess i cant stop you but they are siblings to me so .

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tsuchinokoroyale · 17 days

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Sweater season is OVER… nakey time once more…

Miss sassy grumps is back… I kiss her anyways…

#haters will say she’s yelling at you when her sweaters on too what do you mean she is nicer with the sweater on #they may seem correct but they just don’t get it… it’s her right as a silly baby to always be yelling at her dad for all his botherations #AND my right to weave unnecessarily complicated backstories for her ft. a lost twin sister and sweaters that restrain her evil tendencies #I’m also right btw but that’s a story for another day/just play KH BBS it’s basically the same thing #gpoy #gpoyk

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