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lordfreg · 2 months

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i had a chicjen sammy for lunch

i tried to recreate the feeling

#freg speaks #fregart #memes #meme #chicken sandwich #there was no lettuce but i wish there was #i want another one #I’m…. so hungry #i want a chicken sandwich #i want some gravy too #I’m mostly rambling to avoid my crippling loneliness #maybe I should not have done this #but you can draw your own character over this #too many tags?#i don’t care

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theaxolotlkween · 19 days

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Silly little comic I made.

#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh #van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce #even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt #rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy #i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic #it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it #van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it #which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough #i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex #but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring #and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is #every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me #also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile #like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode #and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like #yeah he should get to roast him sometimes #sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved #generator rex #generator rex fanart #genrex #genrex fanart #rex salazar #noah nixon #van kleiss #noex #theaxolotlart

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princelancey · 12 days

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An interesting development 👀

#lance stroll #f1 #formula 1 #aston martin f1 #miami gp 2024 #He's in green to rep the lettuce from his new sponsor 😅#How I wish he still had the tight ones #Sir I miss your waist

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phlurrii · 6 months

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I saw this picture and instantly thought of Meau and Noe lol

The expression of who I presume is the “Meau” stand in, is perfect! Absolutely her vibe, while Noe continues to be a good XD

#ask #leutenant lettuce #wish I had the time to draw some of these

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asexualbookbird · 3 months

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my hold for starter villain came in just as i bound off my scarf it is a SIGN

#bookbird babbles #LETTUCE GO #its perfect actually bc i was wishing i had a scalzi book to read but nothing waa Ready Now lol

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enjoydotnet · 5 months

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doodle idea. skwisgaar eating swiss chard

thanks he hates jt

#i had to google what swiss chard was btw.#great plant i wish pink lettuce was real #spongebob redraw from memory is insane

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spinachappreciation · 4 months

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i miss cabbage and lettuce, when will they come back from the war 💔

#spinach #spinach appreciation #spinachappreciation #live laugh spinach #dude i miss this blog #this was so fun to run #i also ran canabis #wish cabbage and lettuce were still online to interact with #anyways eat some spinach #for me #spinach for president 2024

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walking-circles · 26 days

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i might make a yummy sandiwixh for lunch tomorrow

#i usually just have . a bagel #but maybe … ill expand #i wish we had lettuce #⛄️

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mxbitters · 26 days

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how can i be that upset when i made myself a sandwich on a toasted bun with melted cheese

#im slightly petty thwre was no lettuce. but. but. but. but. but. BITCH that was a delightful sandwich #something of an italian. i do wish i had vegetables though. lettuce. green peppers. maybe a lil onion….#i should learn to bake bread also :3

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litwhorees · 3 months

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#lettuce pray 🙏🏾#I peeped it before ofc but spida and JA as a duo/bromance over the past month plus has been magical experience and I wish it to continue pl #Evan and DG I actually still love y’all unlike some of these wish-washy ass fans #sn: they took away Jarrett’s 10th rebound so the dbl-dbl streak ends 💔 hope he can start a new one Saturday 🤞🏾#spida #jarrett

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warpolomewdarkmatter · 9 months

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i think that if Lightyear (2022) didn't have the meat-bread-meat sandwich scene i would like the movie way more. the sandwitch gag was just so flabbergasting and honestly gross (so unhygienic!!!) that it yanked me out of the "being immersed in a story with my disbelief suspended" into "Who In Their Right Mind Wrote This Into The Movie Script. Am I, The Viewer, Supposed To Think This Is Funny?" soooo fast (and it was already losing me with all the new watery characters and the lackluster zurg plotline). there's a cool scifi story happening before & after that scene and Those events are always shown as something natural, i guess (within the setting they make total sense, i mean), and i always trust the main character to know what to do and Belong in the story. but the sandwiches were weird and alien even to him and even moreso weird and alien to me by extension... and that feeling of weirdness contributed to nothing re: mood of the moment/overarching plot/character development and it wasnt even FUNNY. if the creators wanted to include the sandwich so bad they needed to have zurg eat it to show what a deranged freak he is.

#i know this is kind of insane nitpicking but i do sincerely believe this. for me that scene is one of the most memorable parts of the movie #origpost #lightyear #oh my god and the cucumbers... the WATERY VEGETABLE SLIDES FROM THE FATTY MEAT!!! THATS OBVIOUS AND DISGUSTING!!#YOU HAVE TO CUSHION IT WITH SOMETHING DRY/TEXTURED LIKE BREAD OR LETTUCE!!! OR SLICE THEM INTO STRIPS NOT CIRCLES!!!#NOT TO MENTION THAT THE BREAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CUCUMBER SITUATION WILL BE SO SOPPING WET.#AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THEY USED ANY SAUCE OR SPREAD BECAUSE IF SO THE BREAD WILL GET EVEN MORE MOIST???#unless the bread is covered on both sides with a fat-based spread eg butter which would prevent it from absorbing water. but who knows.#(echoing mumbling) or you could use cream cheese instead of butter... w/ some spices mixed in... god i wish theyd add some cheese on there.#um in conclusion. love to have characters take a break and enjoy some food that adds some flavor (ha!) to the setting.#like the grub in emperors new groove! or wreck it ralps pacman cherry! or wallace and gromits moon cracker!!#i just think the ly sandwiches underdelivered and the characters didn't even finish them (i mean buzz takes it [hands dirty] and #sets it on the table AND PICKS IT UP [HANDS DIRTY] AND ***TAKES A BITE***???? and LEAVES IT??? which is fucking insane????!?!?!?!)#um. sorry for ranting and nitpicking again. i just have Opinions on food. in scifi. i guess. (suddenly the blogger is weirdly embarrassed.)#the other food items in the vending machine were PICKLES btw. maybe the colony just got really good at growing cucumbers and nothing else..

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tiger-in-the-flightdeck · 10 months

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I harvested my first head of lettuce of the year! I'm definitely going to do lettuce again next year. Considering how much a single head costs at the grocery store, it's a pretty sound investment. If I harvest just 3 more, the entire garden, soil included, will have paid for itself. Not bad for a few buckets hanging on a fence!

#it's a nice dense butter lettuce #gardening #home garden #lettuce #i just wish it was easier to grow fruit #i might check out some parks to pick mullberries #there's a park downtown that has a huge herb garden that people can pick from #or at least it did when i lived downtown

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bunnyb34r · 7 months

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Hmm is this burnout (overdoing everything bc the craft show is SATURDAY) or just a depression episode? Or both??

Either way this shit sucks I have shit to do

#marquilla #i have to get shit packed. fill the handwarmers. fill the cat toys. make the bunnies. finish the teeth. deal with the necklaces and clean #the display stand. and then we're gonna have to pack all this shit up in my car 😭 thank god i have a wagon dgdgdgdg #i didnt use it at the Big Show one and i had to walk across the whole parking lot AND the school hallways AND the gym 😭 i was dying #and in not craft show stuff i have to sort and clean my salads for the week (i really wish josie's organic fucking had quality control or #something bc my salads will be a best by date 7-10 days away and ill have to throw out a quarter of it bc it's rotting or turning #there's no other option besides make my own and ADHD tax... Dole salads are too expensive for what you get and theres no other #premade just greens salad where we shop 😩#like the parts that ARENT rotten or turning make a great salad but i hate that i have to sit down and sort through it #oh and i have to sort the red lettuce from the greens bc that rots faster and the stiffer greens last longer #i get those big tubs of salad and split it into four portions and will eat the whole portion as a meal shdhdhhd

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fazcinatingblog · 5 months

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Apparently I'm on MasterChef now

#it actually looks okay #LOOKS is the key word #the protein though #that's not the protein that my Nana wishes i would eat #I'm sorry nana #at my Nana's 100th people will ask (and they'll have to shout it) 'what's your secret' to my Nana #and my Nana will say 'there's no secret just eat fruits and vegetables and protein every day'#put that on the cover of her book Erica #sorry Erica is my cousin #anyway lettuce cooked isn't too bad #don't listen to kitty Flanagan you can cook lettuce #The guy at my work eats a sort of meat salad thing and there's lettuce on top and he microwaves it before eating

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capfalcon · 2 years

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idk if i missed the memo somewhere or smth but i genuinely just do not understand people who like vegetables. yes i know this makes me seem like a small toddler. but i just. i watch people eat salads and im like. are you. are you enjoying that. mmm. water. mmmmmmmmm. weird texture. i watch people Love brussel sprouts and im like ah yes. i too love the taste of bitter leaves. i think i like about 10 veggies total. i have ordered a salad exactly twice. i do not understand.

#this is not me hating on u veggie lovers it is me begging to be like u #i like. broccoli. and green beans. and corn. and choy sum. and bok choy. and potatoes. and zucchini (in certain cases) and #i like butter lettuce. and that's like it.#im trying so hard to think of another bearable vegetable #I LIKE SWEET POTATOES #idk if thats a subset of potato tho.#oh i like peas sometimes #and i like carrots #thats like 10 veggies right #altho technically nothing is a veggie #anyway #i just hate. vegetables and i wish i didnt bc i know theyre good for u but for the life of me i cannot fucking pretend to like watercress #or kale or lettuce or cabbage or asparagus or brussel sprouts #or fucking cauliflower #and fuck tomatoes and mushrooms so hard #(raw tomatoes. i like the cooked ones)#i just :(#when did everyone grow up and start liking vegetables and i missed the memo #jordan rambles

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scoutingthetrooper · 2 years

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