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fazcinatingblog · 6 months

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Apparently I'm on MasterChef now

#it actually looks okay #LOOKS is the key word #the protein though #that's not the protein that my Nana wishes i would eat #I'm sorry nana #at my Nana's 100th people will ask (and they'll have to shout it) 'what's your secret' to my Nana #and my Nana will say 'there's no secret just eat fruits and vegetables and protein every day'#put that on the cover of her book Erica #sorry Erica is my cousin #anyway lettuce cooked isn't too bad #don't listen to kitty Flanagan you can cook lettuce #The guy at my work eats a sort of meat salad thing and there's lettuce on top and he microwaves it before eating

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allenvooreef · 23 days

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Pros of training your dog with treats: dog is rapidly becoming world's best dog. Bravest, smartest, most polite little angel.

Cons of training your dog with treats: i no longer remember what it's like to not smell dog treats. It's what I breathe, it's what flows through my veins. The World has been reduced to pungent salmon and pork.

#eef talks #genuinely though i'm very very happy to have access to treats again #we spent all of last year eliminating proteins from her diet due to allergies and it drove me nuts #that i couldn't properly work on her behavioral issues during that time #and now that we finally have a bit of a pool of safe foods to work with we can start figuring that out again #which works *so* well and so quickly as long as you're consistent and quick with it #so yes i am never further than an arm's length away from dog treats at any given moment #and that shit reeks #blegh #but hey #anything for my girl #Soup is love Soup is life

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starbuck · 6 days

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and I am leaving you and I am sorry

#the mountain goats #tmg #protein source of the future...now!#beloved song that haunted me all through summer and early fall #and (accordingly) showed up in my [redacted] notes three times #hghghghghhghghhhhgh #(gurgling)#<- old tags but still true #this has been sitting in my drafts since December i think… time to set it free #this song really GOT me though last summer and fall when i thought i was gonna leave my job in the spring #it is everything to me #if i saw it played live i would cry #(it was played live exactly one time in 2003 - but i can dream)

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hoofpeet · 2 months

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hoof i genuinely ask of you. about your rumination hc again for bovine fellas. how does it work (i am so sorry if this is an annoying question)

[Hoofology] satyrs have the same four-chambered stomach system that irl ruminants have, so the rumen would probably work the same general way

#mailbox #-though .since satyrs are ominvores‚ they can absorb protein directly through their diets w/o relying on the rumen #so the ones that aren't vegans probably don't use their rumens for anything

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superfluffychickens · 7 months

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Trina is the saddest, nakiest woman in the whole world right now

#don’t worry it’s normal this time of year #although Trina’s having a particularly rough molt this year #I’m giving her plenty of treats though to make sure she has lots of protein to grow those feathers back!#chicken #chickens #backyard chickens #chickenblr #farmcore #pet chicken #molty chicken #molting chicken

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v-iv-rusty · 2 years

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"Ooh, the sweet bed, ooh, it sings to me....it's enough to make a man sleepy"

#misc.txt #bloodborne #this is so stupid. it's been sitting in my brain for months though I have to get it out #there is a tiny father gascoigne that lives in my head and says this to me every time I get tired #(he's neighbors with the tiny micolash that recites his entire little speech when I walk past kos protein powder at the grocery store)#also I beat him yesterday :] extremely fun boss fight 10/10 devastated that I can't fight him again (coop aside)

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primordial-being · 1 year

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what

#p3 #persona 3 #persona #theodore p3 #100 bucks says elizabeth made him do it #though there is that line about igor ordering her to drink protein powder #so #original.txt

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zeravmeta · 6 months

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yeah yeah cannibalism as a devotion metaphor but like im trying to cut back on the red and fatty meats yknow dont you think a salad would be nice every once in a while

#human meat is closest to pork which is fatty and not always healthy even though red meat is often the richest in terms of fat content calori #es and cholesterol and honestly all these cannibalism devotion metaphor guys probably dont eat as many greens as they should are they even #aking care of themselves like do they drink enough water and get enough sleep they also need to exercise bc all that protein isnt good for

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markedbystars · 1 month

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WHERE are you paying FIVE DOLLARS for a protein bar?!

grocery shopping in australia is insane. everything is priced like this. I am NOT paying that much money for a block full of sawdust when my beloved john west tuna in olive oil with 20g of protein exists<3

#I will give these protein bars credit though they have more protein than what I said in those tags earlier #BUT you still get a better protein to the dollar ratio with tuna so #asks

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aphroditestummyrolls · 2 months

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Hi hello, I don’t know if you need to hear this as much as I do, but

You don’t need to eat “healthily” nearly as badly as you need to eat regularly ✨

#says the person fully intending to have a protein bar for lunch #still true though #it’s fine #the real recovery tag #tw food mention #tw eating disorder #tw anorexia

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starbuck · 4 months

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that mountain goats song? oh yeah, i love that song. it’s one of my favorites. i could sing the whole thing for you right now. i know what album it’s on and which part of the album and possibly even which track number it is. what is the song called? i don’t have a fucking clue.

#this is mainly a problem with the albums i’ve listened to a lot in the car #with the disks that my car’s reader cannot translate #so it tells me the track number but not the song name #meaning that i could name maybe four songs from protein source of the future… now even though i know that album by heart #this one was from sweden though #which I thought i was better with #but apparently not…#i think it’s just been too long #but yeah i absolutely never would have guessed this song’s name it’s so funny #because i LOVE it #one of my current wips is NAMED AFTER IT #and YET!!!!!!!!!!!#the mountain goats #tmg

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hjartasalt · 10 months

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Guy who doesn't like iced coffee but keeps buying iced coffee anyway

#cheapest and fastest caffeine option aside from energy drinks when I go on breaks #also keep buying skyr even though I hate skyr just cause it's cheap and high in protein #depression meal

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bonefall · 1 year

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cats love the smell of yeast, so that’s probably why irl they go after fresh baked goods

It could also be the butter and eggs, there's a lot in baked goods that cats can get a kick out of, even if it has no nutritional value.

#I still won't be giving clan cats yeast though #Because poison risk #But yeast is a fungus after all #Fungi have some of the same proteins as meat which makes cats really like mushrooms #Bone babble

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kirstielol · 1 year

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Oh man I can't believe this :') I've wanted to buy the ninja creami for so long now, but I kept talking myself out of it bc we don't really *need* it.. I finally caved and ordered it on my birthday.. and holy shit y'all this was totally worth it

I made ice cream out of cashew milk and protein powder.. the entire pint is 239 calories and 32g protein, and it has the exact consistency of ice cream. It's not icy at all like some of the low cal ice cream brands I've bought like halo top. This is incredible.

#you can make sorbet with fruit so i wanna try that next!!#i cant beleive this consistency though its so creamy #ninja creami #sorry if i sound like an ad lmao im just so shocked i can make low cal protein ice cream at home

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jo-harrington · 4 months

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Its fun when you spot your friends out in the wild…but uhhh…@wheels-of-despair I really didn’t know that this is what you looked like. Chalking it up to expectation vs reality.

#100% real cheese is correct though #Would think that you had a little more protein in you than that but who am I to judge

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daisychainsandbowties · 5 months

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You don’t put salt in what you cook? How do you do your eggs?

i have been meaning to eat an egg for five years now 🥺💔

#no joke actually i don’t eat eggs even though i love them because i’m an asshole #i cooked tonight 🥰🥰 because i’m trying but up until recently (also no not hyperbole) i didn’t eat warm food #like i just lived on protein bars & chocolate pudding cups i stuck in the freezer and sushi (ofc 🥰💖💖)#trying to be better though 🥺😭#anon #someone make me eggs? 🥺👉👈

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