#this is not me hating on u veggie lovers it is me begging to be like u | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

capfalcon · 2 years

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idk if i missed the memo somewhere or smth but i genuinely just do not understand people who like vegetables. yes i know this makes me seem like a small toddler. but i just. i watch people eat salads and im like. are you. are you enjoying that. mmm. water. mmmmmmmmm. weird texture. i watch people Love brussel sprouts and im like ah yes. i too love the taste of bitter leaves. i think i like about 10 veggies total. i have ordered a salad exactly twice. i do not understand.

#this is not me hating on u veggie lovers it is me begging to be like u #i like. broccoli. and green beans. and corn. and choy sum. and bok choy. and potatoes. and zucchini (in certain cases) and #i like butter lettuce. and that's like it.#im trying so hard to think of another bearable vegetable #I LIKE SWEET POTATOES #idk if thats a subset of potato tho.#oh i like peas sometimes #and i like carrots #thats like 10 veggies right #altho technically nothing is a veggie #anyway #i just hate. vegetables and i wish i didnt bc i know theyre good for u but for the life of me i cannot fucking pretend to like watercress #or kale or lettuce or cabbage or asparagus or brussel sprouts #or fucking cauliflower #and fuck tomatoes and mushrooms so hard #(raw tomatoes. i like the cooked ones)#i just :(#when did everyone grow up and start liking vegetables and i missed the memo #jordan rambles

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