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thelone-copper · 10 months
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What would happen if Mob Colt saw Butters?? Like would he have deja Vu but shrug it off, or would something else happen??
I was gonna draw something for this….but I’m kinda lazy so imma just answer this now! In a form of a Script :DDDDD
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A gift from his boss. What a sweet guy.
Oh y’all gon hate me for this—
Cw: Mounted Butters
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Here she is— in the taxidermied flesh
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ctrl-lupin · 2 months
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She woke up when he did this
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ecoamerica · 24 days
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theeblackmedusa · 11 months
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Attuma riding a mechanical bull. That's it. That's all.
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hauntingblue · 1 month
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Why only kiku against kanjuro??? They should gang up against him I don't believe in fair fights
#NAMI NOOOOOOO BIG MOM IS AFTER HER NOW NOOOOOO#jinbe telling robin she frightens him with a smile on his face... incredible... she wants you btw#the blood from zoro's slashes on people being white does not help with the censorship ajdjaksn#red hawk..... of course.... ace wantes to kill kaido too?? i mean of course after seeing tama... but why did he leave....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 991#so yamato wants to be oden!!! i thought that bow looked familiar ajdhaka#momo standing up against orichi.... you tell him#kiki calling law torao and he doesn't even fight it 😭😭#kiku and izo... that was beautiful.....#also they gave marco his cunty ankle bracelet back.... hell yes#kaido is on the move.... what big announcement...... him saying momos execution is boring ahdhaksjsk#yamato that was such a reveal. i think luffy's brain is too simple for all that. he said HUH two times now. not a good sign#episode 992#luffy got a lip tremble when she said ace spoke about him omg nooooo#kiku in some scenes is just... 👁👄👁#kiku dont cry!!!! put on that sick ass mask and cut his ass in half!!!!#WASNT EXPEXTING KAIDO TO GO FETCH THE ANCESTRAL WEAPONS#episode 993#they want the ancestral weapons AND the one piece???#also i was right... i didnt know uranus was the third one but i assumed it had to do with the sky to complete the trifecta hehe#uhuhuhu kaido realised one puppet from wano gave him trouble and turned to momo to make him the next one.... and he is holding his gaze#GOODBYE ORICHI.... WELL DESERVED!!! ONE LESS THING TO WORRY ABOUT LETSGO#KIKU HE IS LYING!! DONT FAULTER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! ASHURA FINISH HIM THEN!!!#NO FUCKING WAY!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!! THAT WAS SUCH A COOL SCENE!!!! OH THE SNOW!!! JUST LIKE HER!!!!#AMAZING!!!!!!! KANJURO IS SO THEMATICALLY COEHERENT!!! AN ACTOR WHO DRAWS COPIES OF HIMSELF!!! PERFROMER!!!#and kiku who literally grew up with him had to finish him.... oof#and the mask!!! another performance!!! oof..... they left a hat on his head and everything.....#episode 994
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stinkrascal · 9 months
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THE NEW ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION TRAILER LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOD OMFG tell me why im crying watching this trailer rn 😭❤️❤️
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murcielagatito · 2 years
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danny phantom really fumbled the bag when it came to tucker and valeries headdress. like valerie is obviously wearing a scarf not a bandana and tucker coulda had a durag instead
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daincrediblegg · 3 months
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Truly devastating to want to jump into an AU for your canon x oc/si ship when you haven’t even scratched the surface of your main fic for them yet 😪
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skater110599 · 11 months
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Listen.... I know full well why I’m crushing so hard on Prince Eric and we’re just gonna embrace it
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wheatstar · 1 year
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also i turned a bunch of normal ocs into warrior cats yesterday
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bbund · 1 year
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They keep putting little hats on the ES idols as if they're not going to fly off as soon as they get too excited.
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chojuuro · 2 years
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doing some timeline math and i've realized that it's INCREDIBLY possible for mei, yagura, and zabuza to have graduated from the kiri academy at the same time, and because of this, incredibly possible for them to have been on a genin team together.
yagura's age is unknown but we know that he had to be young when he became mizukage, and he couldn't have been very old when he died. i estimate yagura around 12 when he became a jinchuuriki, 13 when he became mizukage and was put under obito's genjutsu, and 29 when he died.
mei and zabuza, if he was still alive, would be right around the same age; yagura would be right around the same age, too. mei and zabuza are both listed to have graduated the academy at 9, so i think it's a safe enough assumption to assume that this was the usual graduation age for kiri at this time, and most likely was until mei's reign began and she began kiri's reform.
#kisame is a little older than them but the idea of mei zabuza and kisame on a team is ALSO wildly fascinating#anyway. headcanons are born from the strangest of places ig#one day maybe i'll unleash the forbidden des flavored kiri timeline#hc#forbidden des flavored kiri lore#mei terumi#zabuza momochi#yagura karatachi#i dunno who their squad leader would b it doesn't matter it can be some nobody#but like. yagura going into his final battle knowing he's about due for his death. telling mei that#should something happen to him she's to take the hat regardless of what the elders say and regardless of her kekkei genkais#she's a smart woman with a good head on her shoulders. capable of leading kiri to the future that she wants.#they both grew up during the bloody mist and yagura was in charge during the height of it. it may have been largely the sandaime to blame+#+and yagura may have been under a genjutsu during the worst parts of the bloody mist. but in his eyes it's still largely his fault#he was (as far as my timeline is concerned) made yondaime mizukage at 13 years old. that's SO fucking young; it's a lot of pressure to put#on one person's shoulders already let alone to put on a /child/. and a lot of him even after the genjutsu is broken#ESPECIALLY after the genjutsu is broken#feels supremely guilty for it. because despite being a perfect jinchuuriki and despite being the student of the sandaime#he still couldn't sniff out the genjutsu over his head? still couldn't break out of it without ao breaking it for him?#nevermind that there was very likely some kind of seal that had to get the cipher corps involved that took years to decode#never mind that he was 13#as far as he's concerned he's to blame for the bloody mist. and he knows how BADLY mei wants to turn the village around.#the three of them were classmates and they were genin together. zabuza is dead and a victim of the exact system mei wants to change#so why wouldn't post-genjutsu-break yagura support that?#i forget what my point was#i just care about them a lot#yagura's become my lil guy#EDIT BC I FORGOT SANDAIME TOOK YAGURA AS HIS STUDENT#i cant decide if he just took the whole squad or had like. a close subordinate as their squad leader and just paid special attention#to yagura but. either way. theres that.
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narutomaki · 1 year
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my dumb ass really is just sitting here like and this is my new DAO OC who is in love with 4 of their companions and sleeps with them all freely and its wierd at first but Sten makes a joke at one point that has Alistair cackling and of course Leliana has to hear this and Zevran is snickering from across the fire Morrrigan and Wynne share their one (1) commiserating look per night Oghren doesn't exist Shale is there it's perfect
*can't play the game for real even with 0 mods*
my life is ruined my crops are withered my grain stores poisoned my
edit: I REACHED THE TAG LIMIT ON THSI POST IM SO SORRY LMAO
#look i just want my oc to get knocked up by sten while hes the arishok and theyre actively ignoring the calling#and having to awkwardly go hat in hand to leliana bcus qunari and elvehn matches so rarely involve viable offspring#that they panic and go you know who knows people who know people? leliana.#and arishok sits back and head in hands is getting lectures by tammaserins about it meanwhile thwyre#all in a fluster trying to package up everything they do know about how to carry qunari children to term#and shipping it off with a reply the The Iron Bull who opens it and goes uhhhh... wat#and leliana walks into his room. silently takes the papersm and walks out#theyre a dual class rouge mage who wasnt a mage until the circle fade thing wherein after they#awaken mage abilities and go hewp#they have a very off putting open personality that makes everyone in the inquisition go#oh we cant trust like that#and leliana just pits her head in her hands while they try to be a social butterfly#and also they IMMEDEATLY CLOCK SOLAS AND BLACKWALL and make tjemselves a problem person#like wow solas. interesting subject matter. any way you know spirits really like to talk a lot.. theyrebthe worst gossips BYE!#and goes to kill with kindness blackwall and see if he actually wants tobbe recruited#theyre like 4 months oregnant at this point#no one knows whay to do#The Iron Bull puts two and two together the first time he sees them and just sort of goes 'ah'#theyre stocky and tall for an elf but. also.#do The Iron Bull asks if he would happen to know the qunari and they look at him and go 'the chances are high you know OF him'#and hes like '????' and they just laigh and pat his arm 'you know the current arishok? we go waaaaay back. any ways always use protection#imporbable doesnt mean impossible.' and walks away and bull is. having a heart attack minorly#makes the demands of the qun quest very interesting#any way they would very much aide with the chargers staying alive bcus 'they knew what they were getting into your men didnt plus those#kinds of ships are manned by a skeleton crew for a reason. dont worry. youre allowed to keep your faith in a grey area or leave it.#your personal journey is frankly none of my business. if theyre mad they can take it up with (Arishoks private name)'#any way i think the qunari maybe have different names depending on level of familiarity etc like a birth name vs a common name vs nickname#kind of deal only its more like job title/social status . public names used by friends/given names . family names/private names.#any way solas is SO UNCOMFORTABLE AROUND THEM because they immediately called him out#he actively puts up barriers against them when he sleeps and they just give him crime cat face meme
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ickadori · 5 months
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i think yuji has a thing for spoiled, bratty girls. the ones with borderline bad attitudes, who roll their eyes more than they smile, and scowl and huff when things don’t go their way.
sure, it can be annoying sometimes, but you’re never like that for long, not with him at least. you try, but all he has to do is wrap those steel arms around you and gush about how pretty you are, how he loves you so much, how much he missed seeing you and then you’re like putty in his hands.
you’re sweet, bashful, doting, clingy, glued to his side and rubbing yourself against him like some baby kitten. it’s cute, you’re cute, and he’s head over heels for you.
but like all things, that doesn’t last long either. your moods are fickle, changing at the drop of a hat, and your little outbursts can be explosive, sometimes offensive. yuji usually lets you get your frustrations out, lets you rant and rave while he sits and listens, and then when you’re all tuckered out he’s dragging you into his embrace and whispering comforting words into your skin followed by sweet kisses.
sukuna always tells him how soft he is when he does that - she’ll never respect you if you keep letting her off like that, he says. put her in her fucking place, he hisses. back in my era, the only time a woman opened her mouth around me was to suck my cock, he reminisces.
but yuji isn’t like sukuna, he doesn’t need to do those things to get you back how he likes you most, sweet and soft and eager for his love..but sometimes you really try his patience, so he figured he could do something, nothing close to the cruel things sukuna had suggested, but something to let you know that you couldn’t just do and say whatever you wanted all the time.
he figured he’d take something away from you, like you’d do with a misbehaving child, something that you loved and couldn’t get enough of, no matter how much he gave it to you.
his cock, obviously.
“yuji!” he’s had you like this for a while, your stomach flush against his bedroom wall as he forces you to stand while he squats behind you. you’re dressed in a little skirt and an equally as little top, no panties in sight. the skirt is hiked up around your hips, and he swallows past the lump in his throat as he thrusts the pink dildo into your drooling cunt once again, his ears twitching at the lewd squelch that sounds.
your thighs tremble, knees buckling, and he lets his free hand come down against your ass, his lips soothing the sting after when you let out a whimper. “m’sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “but you have to stand up straight for me, baby.”
“mm-nn,” you shake your head, and yuji tsks, wrist pulling back to slide the dildo out until only the top remains, and then he’s quickly slamming back in, lips still peppering kisses along the curve of your ass. “ah! i want you, yuji. i wanna feel you..”
“you don’t get my cock until you start being nice to me.” he builds up a steady pace, his breathing ragged as he listens to the squelching coming from your cunt. needing to see it and not just hear it, he pulls his head back, marveling at the way your pussy grips onto the silicone, your slick coating the shaft along with his fingers. “such a pretty pussy for such a mean girl.”
“s-shut up!” he sees you clench, feels the resistance when he goes to push the silicone cock back into you, and he practically salivates as he watches a fresh wave of slick ooze down the shaft.
“see? so mean to me… i shouldn’t play with your pussy at all.” he slips the dildo out of you, jaw going slack as he watches your hole clench around nothing, your desperate protests and pleas falling on death ears. there’s a string of your arousal dripping down between your trembling thighs, and yuji swipes it up with his finger before pushing it into his mouth, lashes fluttering as he groans around the digit.
“please, yuji, m’sorry! i-i’ll be nice, i promise!” you plead and cry, and yuji knows you’re only thinking with your pussy right now, that overwhelming urge to come clouding your mind. you’ll be fussing at him by the end of the night if he gives in, he’s sure of it, but he’s not a mean man. how’s he supposed to tell you no when you beg for him like that? when your pussy weeps for him like this?
he can’t.
it only takes a second for him to free his own cock from his pants, replacing the dildo with the real thing, and he moans loud and guttural when he slips inside, your hot cunt wrapping around him like a vice. “fuck, baby.” his pelvis grinds into the fat of your ass, his hands pinning yours against the wall above your head as he thrusts in and out of you. “you feel so good.”
“yuji,” you keen, and he knows you and your body well enough to know that you’re milliseconds away from coming.
“you gonna come?” he breathes in your ear, low and raspy, and you weakly nod, his name leaving your lips like a chant, and the muscles in his thighs and calves flex as he bends at the knee to fuck you at a slightly different angle, tip of his cock pushing into that spot that always leaves you a babbling, sniffling mess. “go ahead and come, baby. make a mess.”
that’s all the encouragement you need before you’re creaming around his cock, pussy clenching and fluttering around him as declarations of love tumble free from your lips, and he wonders how long it’ll take for you to change your tune this time.
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ciaoteamo · 24 days
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Milk and Water (Pt. I)
pairings: doppelgänger!Milkman x fem!Reader
summary: One of the newest residents’ very first doppelgänger comes in, trying to sway you into to letting them in. Will you..?
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art credit (twt: loafuu_chii)
warning: 18+ content
“…what’s the story behind your um… ears(?)” You ask the doppelgänger before you. It was a clone of one of your favorite neighbors actually, her name was Maria.
A woman around your age that you became really close friends with over the few months of you working here.
“@&! !$?&” The doppelgänger let out a series of sounds.
“right, so give me one second” You press the bright red button next to the window and the steel blinds shut with a blaring alarm sound.
You call D.D.D. and they clean up their mess per usual. You once again, you were just thankful you didn’t have to work on that side of the glass.
You check your wrist watch, and happily sigh at the fact that you only had one more hour left to work.
“ mmm, someone’s eager to go home i see” A familiar voice speaks up.
“oh, Mr. Francis” You give the man a polite grin. He gave you a sly one in return. You knew it wasn’t him off the bat. Francis was usually shy towards you, making you want to tease him into blushing whenever you saw him.
Well, you suppose you could kill two birds with one stone. Flirt with the doppelgänger of your crush, and have some entertainment.
“how are you pretty girl” He asks, sliding an I.D. and sheet through the slot.
You examine the documents and identification and beam a smile up at him.
“the date on the I.D. is a little expired hun” You declare. He lets out a small chuckle and leans a little toward the glass.
“mmm, been busy with the milk business, love. must’ve slipped my mind to renew it” He replied. His eyes were low but he still held his sly grin. You leaned back in your chair, with a bored look on your face.
“you’re not like my Francis” You huff and tilt your head with a disappointed look.
His grin faltered and he stepped closer. His breathing had quickened a bit and he took off his hat. “who knows, i could be better” He suggests.
Now that his confidence had depleted a little, you were growing bored of him. You checked the time again and you had 45 minutes left.
“well i’ve gotta get you moving now. it was nice to see such a handsome face though, so thank you” You beam and reach for the button
“you don’t want to do this, trust me” He states with a warning tone. This wasn’t unusual, getting threats after realizing they’re doppelgängers, but being that this one was this aware… they must be evolving.
“and why would i trust you?” You ask out of curiosity.
“i mean look at me” He smirks, one arm leaned against the top of the window. His irises turned from their chocolate brown and into an empty pure white.
“hm” You nod and press the button.
“(Y/N)!” He roared with what you assume was his fist banging the glass.
You call D.D.D. and wait for them to clean their mess, again.
The steel blind begins to lift and you sit back in your seat, checking your watch again but noticed the new pink lighting that shone in.
You furrow your eyebrows and look up in horror as you see blood streaks on the window in thick, and dripping amounts. You jump out of your chair and put your back against the wall.
About 5 D.D.D. workers were piled up, bloody and battered in the corner of the room, and there the doppelgänger was.
Staring at you.
His eyes were low, his shirt was torn, revealing his pecs and the start of his abdomen. He was panting with his (surprisingly still) neat hair and an almost psychotic expression.
“oh no…” He starts with a laugh, still breathing heavily.
“what did you do..?” You cover your mouth with your hand.
“it’s what you did. you got me all riled up.”
He looks down for a brief moment and you swear you hear a zip. He holds his tie and the end of his tattered shirt in his mouth and looks up at you with knitted eyebrows.
His breath fogging up the window as he asks you. Looking like a poor starving puppy. “will you let me in now…? I need your help…” He slightly groaned.
“…what. the. fuck.”
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Simon had been put through life or death situations, but surely, surely this was the worst situation he could’ve found himself in.
He stared at his reflection in the mirror, his daughters brush in his one hand, and the pink frilly hair tie in the other.
You were away on a work trip for the day, leaving Simon to do his little girls hair- and Simon had absolutely zero idea what he was doing.
A small giggle brought him back to earth, his gaze dropping to his toddler smiling up at him in the mirror. “Daddy, we are gonna be late! I need my hair up!”
Simon mustered a small smile for his baby girl, but his hands began to sweat, and his throat ran dry. He could do this. All he had to do was put her hair up in a pony tail. He’d seen you do it a million times. “You sure I can’t just put one of my hats on ya? You’d look mighty cute if I say so myself. I may be a bit biased though.”
“No, daddy.” Your daughter giggled. “I need it in a ponytail!”
No matter how hard he tried, her hair tie would simply fall right down her head, or just simply wouldn’t look right. He let out a sigh, setting down the brush in defeat as he glared at his daughter’s hair. How on earth did you make this look so easy?
Your daughter turned to face him, a giggle escaping her lips as she stuck her tongue out at Simon.
“You laughin’ at me?” He asked, quirking a brow at his little girl, a coy smile dancing on his lips. “You know what happens when you laugh at me.”
“No!” Your daughter squealed, laughter bubbling from her small belly. But her protests were in vain as Simon’s fingers found their way to her sides and began to tickle them.
Amidst a fit of giggles. your daughter’s arms flew up in the air, in an attempt to surrender from her dad’s tickle attack. “Daddy! I’m sorry, I’m sorry!”
“Thought so.” Simon replied, throwing his little girl a cheeky grin. “Now why don’t you come over ‘ere and help me find a video so I can do this properly. Can’t have my little girl showing up to school without her favorite hairstyle, can I?”
With his daughter planted firmly in his lap, Simon placed his phone on the counter, a “how to do a ponytail” video playing as his fingers returned to her hair.
Nearly 15 minutes, and a few strands of hair later, Simon looked upon his masterpiece with a proud smile. “There, I’ve finally done it.”
She turned around and looked up at Simon, before standing on her tip toes on the stool, to place a kiss on Simon’s cheek. “Thank you, daddy.”
Your daughter would never tell him of course, but she wore that ponytail with pride that day- telling everyone it was her daddy that did it this time. Even though Simon knew it wasn’t perfect, it was in her eyes- and that’s all that mattered.
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