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ghcstao3 · 1 year

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yeah soap is shorter than ghost but he tends to forget muscle is heavy so when he sits on ghost while the lieutenant does pushups or something just to be annoying he nearly breaks ghost’s spine

#ghost does one successful pushup with soap on his back #then collapses immediately after #like he’s strong but jesus christ #a warning next time soap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #ghost x soap #ghoap

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fever-dreamer97 · 11 months

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Okay, detention for everyone for not talking about this moment more.

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couchtaro · 4 months

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It’s so hard being a single father with no kids who keeps going into cursed caves…..

Welcome back to Father Kilter Friday/Pigeon Paturday where we hfhgdhgdggdgshhshs..,,,, fhghdh…, hhhhhhh,,,,,,,

They’re fine they’re fine. Went for a swim in corrosive mystery goo and got briefly possessed. And it is about to get worse. But it’s fine.

#Tfw one of you gets stuck at the bottom of a 1919 Molasses Flood reenactment except the molasses is alive and eating you #and the other one of you gets bodily possessed by the god of plague #and when you finally escape (only managed for and through each other) you run until you collapse and then just hold each other desperately #having a normal one over here #DoR #dead on revival #father kilter #pigeon #my art #art: pigeon #haha cool.#the past several sessions have been DOOZIES! like the past 4 consecutive ones just insane. except for Buggy Wonderland: Isopod Heaven Now #which was a fun side thing lmao #ttrpg #ironsworn #revenant #tiefling #it immediately got immensely worse after this also. never before have they both come so close to dying. STOP #GOING INTO CAVES! this is an anti cave delving psa #art: DoR

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wildflowercryptid · 1 year

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these two are eating away at my brain like acid on styrofoam i stg—

#not pictured : gordie caving and immediately collapsing after bc klara got his ass w/ the belladonna lip gloss #*klara voice* lol get poisoned idiot #*puts my head in my hands* i'm going batshit rn...#pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #pkmn swsh #rival klara #gym leader klara #gym leader gordie #asbestosshipping #ship : gordie & klara #🎨 : mj draws #ask to tag

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zvaigzdelasas · 4 months

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Millenium Icons huh? The year 2000? Don't seem to remember the Somali Democratic Republic lasting 10 years past the end of the Somali Democratic Republic.

Anyway wonder who else was on the coins, since these are a sign of "genuine attempts at correcting a wrong" and not just "hey this guy was historically impactful"

Strange

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front-facing-pokemon · 10 months

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#whiscash #and i'm back!! y'all wouldn't have seen any interruption since obviously i keep a very long queue for a reason but #i didn't queue up any pokémon for like five days. because i was in california. but i'm back home now and this is the morning after i return #like. i'm queueing this up the morning after i return. it's gonna post like july 20-something'th. idk. but last night (to me writing these #tags) i arrived home at like 1 AM and just immediately collapsed into bed and passed the fuck out bc i was wrecked #and i'm taking the rest of the week off of work. which may or may not actually pan out—i'm probably gonna get antsy and work at least a #little bit but. y'know. i'm tired. obviously. anyway whiscash pond? whiscash has a pond. we all know his pond #i don't know that much about rescue team tbqh. not my favorite pmd game. but he was definitely in it. i think he was actually floating #right above the evolution cave or something. i dunno #but here he is. he's on the blog #a fish with a blog. a blog in a bog. bc his pond?

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miodiodavinci · 3 months

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collapses to the ground like a deflated balloon

#my god #stage one is finally complete . . . . . . . .#if you can recall that poll i reblogged about passing out #that important contact i received was mr. seto of the vocaloid team #who messaged me asking about a collaboration and quite literally nearly caused me to pass out #i read the message preview on my phone #stood up #saw stars #and collapsed onto my bed and had to lay down for like. 10 minutes before my body would stop feeling distant and weak w #i similarly felt ready to pass out today when i sent a message to ask when the announcement tweet would be #and they tweeted it. immediately after w #no joke rice and i were scrambling behind the scenes to get our act together and figure out what we wanted to say KHGJGSJKFHGKJ #all the while screaming because yamaha said they'd be posting it on valentine's day and we thought they meant our timezone w #because the whole point of this collab was to get the zolas more well known in the english-speaking sphere w #EITHER WAY #i am. so so tired and now i need to pass out so i can get enough sleep before more internship tomorrow w #which is heating up because my seminar professor wants a detailed plan of my final project goals This Friday #but my mentor won't know anything about where to fit that in until Thursday at the earliest #and my supervisor just hounded me over email to coordinate with the two other people at my station and choose an activity to lead #but that requires. planning. that our mentors won't have until thursday........#perishing . . . . . .

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imperfectcourt · 4 months

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Me, dealing with painful symptoms of my feet ligament issues: wow, Neil sure is gonna suffer tonight when I project this problem onto him as I try to get to sleep

#my feet and ankles HURT #and so now so do neils #bc imagine him with plantar fasciitis that boy would be a wreck #jumps up out of bed after a nightmare and immediately collapses to the floor in excruciating pain #god forbid it actually ruptures #that pain is unforgettable and in the post nightmare haze? can you IMAGINE #someone imagine it for me

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dollya-robinprotector · 10 months

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I didn't believe in those corny smut scenarios where character accidentally stripping their clothes while sleeping, conveniently while lying next to their love interest. I believed that's impossible.

...Until today I did it myself. Luckily I slept alone.

#for the context I was really tired #not drunk #just tired #collapsing on the bed and sleep immediately after I got home and then there's a black out #it's fucking summer #so instead of waking up I just drowsily get rid of my clothes while still sleeping i guess #so that's how it works #hmmmm #PC #insist on just cuddling Robin only to strip and hump Robin in their sleep #Robin my poor sweer boy doesn't know what to do so he just laying still and blushing and clenching and arousing and and #boyyyyyy #I sure love to make this little boy toy suffer #robin the orphan #dol pc

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worstloki · 2 years

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I understand that Jane and Thor kissing was meant to be about Jane and Thor kissing but I couldn't stop thinking about how the exact same close up camera shots was Loki and how same scenario with more emotion and

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#also Thor stays on the ground alone after Jane bc of the gold dust but with Loki he's stormin' and whatnot #like ummmmm Loki killed Kurse and died Jane killed the sword and died hmmm what an interesting turn of events #the way Thor literally left Jane collapsed on the ground to go talk to Gorr tho #i was like ??????? BRO ???????????????#with Loki Thor is nyooming over immediately #with Loki Thor is like in pain with Jane he's like ahah #:|#they really did Jane dirty #Thor 4 #the Loki show #like im sorry but why is everything so thorki coded these days first Sylvie and Loki and now Jane and Thor like come on man #where's the originality #y Loki kissing blonde angry-arrogant-no-good-at-displaying-emotions-better-at-fighting-Loki and y Jane's death like another in Thor's arms #come on bro #what I'm getting from this is that if Loki had put his hand on Thor's face instead of Thor's upper arm they would've kissed twiceover #:/#'this means Thor loved Jane so much just like he loved Loki so much' nah it means the writers were cowards and also they should've kissed #Thor @ Mjolnir: ''defend Jane''#Mjolnir @ Thor: ''you literally have a dead brother you never did this for but ok''#this is why Mjonlir won't go back #tbh if they put Loki in this movie and made it so that Mjolnir would defend everyone Thor loves but not go to Thor it would've been funny #Loki and Valkyrie with Mjolnir like #you're a Thor YOU'RE a Thor *everyone* ! is ! a ! Thor !#etc.#the kids did it and that didn't make much sense so why not

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lotro-tooltips-daily · 3 months

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#lotro #gundabad #quest nodes #powder keg #this powder keg should be diffused immediately!#mission: cave in!#rescue the miners #defuse powder kegs #exit the cavern after rescuing the miners and defusing the powder kegs!#rescue the miners and defuse the powder kegs before the cave collapses completely!#note: *holding essential oil diffuser* instructions unclear...

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lucalicatteart · 1 year

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Poll adventure (paventure? lol) Day 4: read the small story tidbit below the poll for more details, OR just vote based on initial impression

(✦ see past poll results + further information HERE (link) ✦)

The winning option of yesterday's poll was that the adventurer should offer the Well Creature some bread and soup ….

"Completely unsure how to even begin to interact with the strange creature from the well, The Adventurer recalls reading in a book once that 'food is a universal language', or uh.. something like that.. thus, some hearty soup and bread would surely bridge any communication barriers... probably. He serves the little cannister of broth cold, straight from his bag just dumped into a wooden bowl, mostly because he's far too nervous to try and start a fire with someone watching.. hopefully they won't mind the food not being warmed..

After gently placing a single bread roll next to the soup, he steps back, gesturing towards the meal with an uncertain smile. The creature pauses, sniffs around, then promptly disappears back into the darkness. Just as The Adventurer begins to sulk over his apparent rejection, something stirs behind him... With a rush of creaking and plopping noises, the creature resurfaces, revealing it's massive serpent-like body as it hoists itself over the crumbled stone of the well's edge with it's many arms. It cracks open it's mighty jaw just far enough for a tiny blue tongue to slither out, then politely slurps at the soup, delicate enough not to spill any.

Stumbling backwards in shock, The Adventurer simply sits there staring the entire time whilst the creature happily (and rather quickly) enjoys their meal... Seemingly appreciative of his kind offerings, another strange slinking arm creeps up from the depths of the well, daintily opening a velvet sack with it's claws and laying out a small assortment of items onto the grass. Still a bit shaken, but also never one to turn down a free gift, The Adventurer senses that the creature intends for him to take any single item of his choosing... but, which one?"

#paventure posting #polls #choose your own adventure #what can I say.. I like the trope of a smaller creature actaully being a much larger scarier creature which you just dont see because the #creature is in a place/position where most of it's body is obscured lol #sometimes a little guy is actually secretly a much bigger guy of mysterious origins that spans the length of an entire #underground cave system obscured by the facade of a simple well #AND MOST important of all.. the cat is scared.. :( bapy...#also I hate writing for these it's so impossible for me to be short and simple with writing. I always want to make it #extremely detailed and 500 paragraphs long. Giving myself a limit of like 3 paragraphs and a time limit of 20 minutes #is actually impossible for my brain gjhbjhbhj #but I have to post it anyway otherwise I'd spend forever on it and never actually get these done but..hhhh #Just know I am going into my evil vampire library to collapse onto the fainting chair in anguish each time after I hit post #Telling a chronically longwinded details obsessive rambler to ''keep it short'' is like telling a cat not to meow. not to run around the #house at 3am. not to be round and perfect. It is simply against nature #ANYWAY. These items might be useful later. As he continues on his journey - he does indeed have an inventory in my mind #like he can lose and aquire things. has a limited amount of money. Can change his outfit or etc. depending on the choices #people make in the polls. These may not have an immediate purpose (though some can) they'll be factored in down the road

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ephemeralgalaxies · 1 year

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no cause as much as I would love to believe that LWJ grabs WWX's hand in that reunion scene on the mountain after 16y of trying his best not to touch him is because he's finally realized how much he needs WWX with him and will never let him go again, there will always be that lil voice in the back of my head that knows LWJ grabbed him to keep him from butchering his song of love with that god-awful make-shift flute like "no honey, im taking you to gusu so u can actually learn this, not going based off of fever-ridden memory like u didn't even remember me confessing to u with the song's name how u gonna remember intonation?"