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uthseikoashx-goingmyway · 2 months

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that boy was onto something i fear

The Vampire Armand, Anne Rice, 1998. p. 389

#the vampire armand #benji tva #tva shitpost #tva memes #tva quotes #tva quote #the vampire armand memes #the vampire armand shitpost #the vampire armand meme #the vampire chronicles quotes #the vampire chronicles #iwtv #interview with the vampire shitpost #interview with the vampire

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loo-nuh-tik · 2 months

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Louis really knows how to pick 'em 😌👌

#interview with the vampire #armand #lestat de lioncourt #iwtv s2 #assad zaman #sam reid #louis de pointe du lac #shitpost #tvedit #loonuhtik

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xxhellonursexx · 2 months

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Poor Armand. Imagine YOUR "pissy, dirty, hissing like a feral cat" phase becoming immortalized in a book series.

[Inspired by a meme I saw circulating on Pinterest, no author listed]

#iwtv #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #armand #the vampire armand #assad zaman #iwtv crackpost #shitpost

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nothing-but-paisley · 3 months

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Anne Rice Vampires Ranked by What It Would Be Like to Get Chomped by Them

Armand – Hypnotic, irresistible. You’ll stray into a beautiful garden and never leave.

Louis – Tender, quick and painless. His victims always love him.

Bianca – A class act. Never spills a drop. She’ll tell you a joke right when she leans in.

Lestat – Who needs life when you have that 1,000-watt smile embedded in your jugular?

Marius – Hates waste and unnecessary suffering.

Akasha – The primal fount can never be slaked.

Khayman – A total sweetheart. You can’t even be mad at him.

Pandora – Super sexy until she rips out your heart and sucks it dry like a Capri Sun.

Daniel – Starts out gentle then gets hedonistic and out of control. Might rip your head off accidentally. Sorry, Boss.

David – Terribly sorry, it’s nothing personal, you understand.

Gabrielle – Will take you down like a lioness with a goddamn wildebeest.

Mael – Marius is so disgusted that you let yourself get killed by this Druid himbo.

Claudia – Uncanny, plus you just know she is into some freaky shit.

Santino – That mildewy smell never really goes away.

Maharet – Hopefully she waits until you’re dead before she steals your eyeballs.

Mekare – [telepathic screaming]

#the vampire chronicles #vc shitpost #lestat de lioncourt #armand #louis de pointe du lac #marius de romanus #daniel molloy #gabrielle de lioncourt

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rijinks · 6 months

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Armand demonstrates his cloud gift ability.

#the vampire chronicles #devil's minion #daniel molloy #armand #illustrated shitpost #armand/daniel

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apoptoses · 2 months

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It is #Molloy Monday and I am here to remind you that Daniel is featured most from 1975-1985 aka the Sluttiest Era of Modern Male Fashion.

Coming in HOT we have the cut off short shorts and cropped t-shirt or mostly unbuttoned button down combo. Daniel visited some warm climates during the chase years so I invite you to picture him in the tiniest ripped jean shorts sweating over whether or not that auburn haired lady down the street is actually Armand!!

Or going into the 80s sometimes the tops were REALLY cropped and exposed midrift and back!! Like just picture Daniel fucking around on Night Island in this, wow wow!!

But even when the pants were long the t-shirts were TIGHT, maximum pec definition through the shirt was a must.

If he didn't wanna show that much skin? That was fine because turtlenecks where IN baby!! These are basically vampire lingerie imo, covering up the most succulent part of the neck but still leaving a hint exposed below the jaw?? Armand had to have been dying of thirst!!!

(Also when it says Armand came to pick Daniel up from jail in a lawyer's tweed suit? He wasn't wearing no modern cut, he'd have been rocking the big lapels because this was the 70s tyvm)

Also important to note was that the 70s were the era of glam rock and androgyny, so picking a silky button down that looks like a women's blouse? Totally okay for men, very in style so long as you leave the top buttons undone to expose maximum chest.

Btw velour? Was IN. This is the 1979 equivalent of a juicy couture tracksuit which Armand could have snuggled right into while they were living in London.

And while the 80s sees the rise of a looser fit, that doesn't mean the crop top died or that people weren't still rocking a more form fitted jean when they were feeling casual.

This photo is from NYC in 1983 and shows that tight t-shirts and short shorts were still very much alive, just styled a bit differently! A tight top and looser straight leg jeans, or short bottom and a flowy open top took the place of all fitted looks.

Or that the mostly unbuttoned button down went away- if anything in the 80s the buttons went even LOWER and more revealing. Paired with a boxy linen suit this is essential 80s Miami aka Night Island looks.

and yeah that's spader, leave me alone, he's peak 80s here

This sweater is loose but it's got the deep V neck and a sheer knit, perfect for the beach!!

And yeah this is Sapder AGAIN but note the half open shirt, leather jacket, and jeans that get tighter near the ankle!! Classic 80s, baggy but still sexy, A+.

I SWEAR this is the last time I'm gonna use and abuse him but peep the muscle tank with the DIY cut edges on the arm holes! V neck! 80s!!!

Basically the takeaway here is that if you're putting them in the 80s and having them rock something baggy and double denim, the look still featured a tight waistline and rolled sleeves or rolled ankles to tighten the jeans. It wasn't just baggy all over!!

Here's some random images from the entire era to finish off:

So next time you're working on fic or art instead of just tossing Daniel into a regular old t-shirt and jeans consider doing some slutty 70s and 80s looks instead 😌

#daniel molloy #vampire chronicles #devil's minion #armand/daniel #vc shitpost #oops another spader adjacent post NOT SORRY ABOUT IT #he has so many early 80s movies they're easy to harvest from okay #and he's got the ash blond hair and beseeching look down #ANYWAYS i demand more daniel in short shorts art and fic tyvm #vc headcanons #apoptoses originals

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desertfangs · 3 months

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Armand @ the rest of the Coven

#armand #the vampire armand #vc shitpost #vc humor #vc #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #tvc #vc shitposts #i saw this image and it's literally all i can think of

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z0ongoil · 2 months

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is the song jolene just lestat trying to stop armand from stealing louis or do I have this all wrong

#iwtv #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire armand #jolene #mine #shitpost #iwtv shitpost

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vamp4rebatscave · 2 years

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Armand dragged Daniel for a ride but he obviously wanted to order.

Please everyone thank @hekateinhell for this masterpiece idea 🫠🖤

It really does apply to both, but I think Armand's butt deserves protagonism.

#vc #vampire chronicles #the vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire #fanart #iwtv #anne rice #vampire chronicles fanart #the vampire armand #daniel molloy #daniel x armand #Armand #Daniel #meme #Shitpost #thank you for the request LMAO #request

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uthseikoashx-goingmyway · 1 month

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Marius de Romanus, cca. 1495

#but really #when i read TVA i couldn't take Armand seriously #because when he was saying “his beautiful long hair”#that FUCKING guy's image was conjured up in my mind #vampire chronicles meme #vampire chronicles memes #the vampire chronicles shitpost #the vampire armand meme #the vampire armand shitpost #the vampire armand memes #marius de romanus #wwdits memes #wwdits shitpost

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loo-nuh-tik · 2 months

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What he said:

What I heard:

#interview with the vampire #armand #assad zaman #luke brandon field #daniel molloy #iwtv s2 #shitpost #book quotes #the queen of the damned #devil's minion #loonuhtik

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nightcolorz · 1 year

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I just had a random epiphany that if the vampire chronicles vampires were to hypothetically own phones and text each other in the modern age Armand would text exclusively in emojis and gifs. It’d be like the digital equivalent of when he first appeared in tvl and communicated by putting images into Lestat’s brain instead of speaking out loud. Armand would get so hyped over the opportunity to use this library of images to express himself, it’s so ideal for him. Im just picturing a vampire group chat where all of the interactions are just:

Marius: Lestat did you fail to dispose of the kill again? They’re speaking of a vampire killing on the television.

Lestat: No it was armand

Armand: 😡🙅🫵🍴🚫🧠🙄, 🧑🏻‍🦰👨‍👧‍👦👩🏼🧑🏾🚫🩸

(Translation: that’s obviously not true. You kill without thinking often. Besides, I was with Sybelle and Benji all night, I haven’t hunted.)

Marius: I’m inclined to believe Armand’s side of things. Lestat, I’m very disappointed in you.

Lestat: wait what

#the vampire chronicles #armand vc #armand de romanus #lestat de lioncourt #vampire chronicles #tvc #vc #shitpost #headcanon #marius de romanus #interview with the vampire #iwtv #the vampire lestat

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nothing-but-paisley · 1 month

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Marius praying and begging for centuries for a scrap of acknowledgement or affection from Akasha only to walk in on her vampire 69-ing baby vamp Lestat is the funniest thing that ever happened in the whole series

#the vampire chronicles #vc shitpost #marius de romanus #okay Armand offering to kill Benedict was also good

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reireichu · 1 month

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you’re jacob anderson. you play out a god damn gothic drama full of tragedy romance and horror and baby trapping. your chemistry with sam reid is off the charts. you know you’re fucking killing it as louis de pointe du lac and everyone else can suck it.

your wife wants to ask you about the show, and you preen and tell her memory is a monster, as is all things loustat.

then she says, “no, honey. i just want to know, when is armand going to fuck the old man?”

#interview with the vampire amc #oh god even more shitposting #I’m sorry but I cannot help it #WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO RAIL THE OLD MAN #louis de pointe du lac #daniel molloy #the vampire armand #old man daniel can like get it #i too would like to end a career this way

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faerywhimsy · 7 months

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Okay, so I've been saying how amazing it is that AMC IwtV has already given us references to previously existing retellings in its first season, not just from the books. It's part of the reason I didn't see S01E05 Lestat taking Louis to a great height and dropping him as any big deal.

Yeah, in 2022 it was more gruesome, but I've this already. In 1994.

But, okay, that's fine.

What I wanna know today is why, dear god why, I've seen no one talking about Louis' second flashback, just one episode later, in S01E06??

(Behind a cut for people scrolling by outside of fandom, cause it's graphic)

Daniel: Can you fly, Louis? ( Gasping )

Louis: No. Daniel: So for 20 years, you lived with the vampire Lestat, and you didn't know he had the flying gift? Louis: The cloud gift. And yes, it was a remarkable bit of restraint he managed. Daniel: Why would he do that? ( Gasping )

Louis: I suppose he thought if he exposed all his power to me, I would never feel his equal and the relationship would suffer.

Guys. That is clearly not Louis falling in the second blink of a flashback.

Also, Lestat has never been known for his restraint. Especially not in the Rue Royale years.

You know who is actually very self restrained and always for various nefarious purposes?

Oh yes, our resident gremlin.

I've said in a previous post we got less than 5 minutes of screen time with the actual Armand (as opposed to Rashid). But this rewatch with @saintrayne and @allegra-writes is the first time I've personally noticed explicit evidence of Armand's presence in Louis' narrative.

Maybe those truthers saying, "Lestat would never throw Louis down from the sky!" have something more to grab onto while we wait (impatiently) for S2.

At this point, I full on reckon at this point this apparent 'reference' to Neil Jordan's 1994 movie is a smoke screen.

Because it's true. Lestat never did, not in any of the books, throw Louis down from such a height. But we cannot say the same of Armand. He sure did toss Lestat from a height, out the window of Magnus' tower.

I'm mind blown and these are just first thoughts. I'm probably gonna have much more to say.

#amc iwtv #vc shitpost #armand #lestat de lioncourt #daniel molloy #louis de pointe du lac #magnus #the vampire lestat #neil jordan #brad pitt #tom cruise #amc intervew with the vampire

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martinijordan · 1 year

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I watched this cat video and it made me think of armand wanting to bite a reluctant Lestat

#armand/lestat #the vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #the vampire armand #tvc #armand #this counts as a #shitpost #right? yes yes. i been thinking of armand biting all anoying but with that cute face.#lattes'art

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