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I had a vision
#no seriously this is how they are#1987 tmnt#2003 tmnt#2012 tmnt#rise tmnt#rottmnt#the 1987 turtles are rays of sunshine who could do no harm (unless they wanted to)#the 2012 turtles are the tired parent/aunt/uncle figures of the group who try to keep eveveryone from killing each other#the 2003 turtles are going to kill the rise turtles#and the rise turtles are daring them to#this is it#this is the crossover#tmnt corssover#turtles forever 2 script writers take notes#THIS IS THE DYNAMIC#the rise turtles are just the batshit crazy children you know it#seriously tho leo and donnie are egging the 2003 turtles on purpose and you know it
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C1E60 || C3E88
#critical role#criticalroleedit#vex'ahlia#imogen temult#laura bailey#gifs#*#*cr#*parallel#cr1#cr3#vex'ahlia cr#syldor vessar#liliana temult#r: vex x imogen#angst tag#nova shh#cr meta#47m c1e60#3h12m c3e88#laura bailey said it's all about the blood of you mixed into the blood of me whether i like it or not and what does that mean#because it certainly doesn't seem to mean that you love me.#and how can i love you when you were supposed to raise me and protect me and care for me and you didn't#how can i love you when you were supposed to teach me what love is and instead you only taught me hate and loneliness#and why is there a part of me that still desperately hopes that you do love me? that you could bring yourself to love me?#and then the part that makes me go even more batshit crazy: THEY HAVE /MET/ EACH OTHER. THESE TWO WOMEN HAVE M E T#*SCREAMS FOR SEVEN THOUSAND HOURS STRAIGHT*
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there will never be another riverdale. it's the end of an era for twenty episode long seasons of crazy teen drama. never again will a show push the boundaries like this one, from murder mysteries to organ harvesting cults to d&d gargoyle kings to serial killer genes to discovering secret superpowers to stopping a comet from destroying your hometown to polyamory in the 50s. riverdale had it all. it was the height of camp, it was the plotlines no one could ever quite believe, it was the best of tv. rest easy, my queen, you have left a mark on pop culture forever.
#riverdale#on the one hand i'm happy it's finally finished with (aka i got so tired of fandom)#but on the other... it's not the same without it#i devoted so much time and love and care to this show#and even when i stopped watching because it drove me mad#i loved hearing what crazy batshit thing it was up to#like when you're at a family gathering and someone goes 'guess what aunt riverdale's done now?' and you fondly smile and say 'what?'#it won't be the same without that
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question for ghost fans who were there for the transition from terzo - copia (or before), how did you. deal with that. because i've only been a fan while popia has been around and i think when he dies/moves on i'm going to be genuinely emotionally devastated
#ramble#ghost#ghost bc#since he announced that it was actually his last show i've been like. preparing myself#which sounds stupid but ghost is so special to me#like the butterfly effect that happened bc i started listening to ghost is crazy#listen to ghost -> buy festival tickets Just to see ghost -> start listening to other bands on the setlist -> find my favourite bands ever#-> make new friends and go to a LOT of gigs -> go a little batshit and start dressing exactly how i want to -> become happier with myself??#wack#idk ghost is one of those bands who makes me understand why girls in the 80s threw their bras at the stage and fought eachother for tickets
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team bolas' victim complex makes sooooo much sense from like a character standpoint and it drives me crazy. i don't think they ever left day one. i think in their heads, they're still burning themselves in that bonfire. half their players were inactive, they had a clear pvp disadvantage, and they kept getting killed by other teams. it was them against the world on day one. their only solace was each other when they felt helpless and they're carrying that with them to drive them forward. they still call themselves victims because if they win, then it's a pleasant surprise, and if they lose, that's just how it is with team bolas, right? it's better to have no hope at all in the first place than to feel the crushing weight of having your hopes dashed.
day one was hell. their friends killed them repeatedly without mercy, they had barely anything while other teams built their bases, and they were bottom of the leaderboard. they've come to expect tragedy, even after their multiple victories, after they've come to regard one another as family, after they've worked so, so hard to be one of the last teams standing and actually made it. they never left that bonfire.
#qsmp#team bolas#whiskeys word soup#i totally understand that watching their victim complex from other povs can be super frustrating#but the STORYYYYYY MAN!!! THE CHARACTERS!!! IMAGINE WHAT EFFECT THIS WILL HAVE ON THEM WHEN PURGATORY IS OVER#they're traumatized they've pack bonded and they're feral#i want to see them wearing gas masks and burning people back on quesadilla island when this is over#i just want them to go even more batshit crazy <3
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andrew minyard's "immovable object" to neil josten's "unstoppable force" should be everyone's otp
#best pairing prompt tbh#ones gotta be batshit crazy#and the other is just happy to be there#andreil#andrew minyard#neil josten#tfc#the foxhole court#aftg#all for the game
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I don’t think micolash gets enough credit for being one of the funniest bosses in fromsoft history. You enter his area after a boss fight with a massive creature made of limbs. entering his area requires touching the corpse and going inside its brain. the area is like a massive poison swamp except instead of gradually being poisoned if you’re out in the open for too long you lose like 90% of your health.
surely this boss is super cool and dangerous with all that build up. No. He’s a batshit insane scrawny wimp wearing a chastity cage on his head and spends the entire fight 1) running away from you 2) getting cornered and throwing really bad punches, a move that is easily sidestepped, and a move that can one shot you if you haven’t invested heavily in health 3) running away again 4) repeat step 2. He makes fun of you howls/moans?? & then when he dies he cries about how he’s going to wake up and forget everything not knowing he’s dead in the real world. The most pathetic boss of all time.
#his boss fight didn’t piss me off like it did for other ppl because I 1) already knew how to corner him 2) found call beyond rlly easy to#dodge. u just quickstep towards him when he starts doing it.#micolash’s lore in general is so fucking funny#big fan of Redgrave just going ‘micolash is batshit crazy’#bloodborne
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No it's actually pretty insane that Buck specifically chose Tommy to be jealous about. Tommy who's implied to be queer. That's who he's jealous of for being close with Eddie. You want me to think this is heterosexual behaviour?? That this is something "besties" do?? That Buck out of nowhere becomes jealous of Eddie being close to someone just because he feels threatened by "friendship"???
#buddie#911 spoilers#the writers are insane#btw idk if tommy is actually queer or not and i don't give a damn but in the past episodes it seems that it's implied#he's defensive when sal calls him gay and seems like he's been lying about having a gf to others but they never actually met her#I'm just going based on that#so if he IS#then this is a pretty funny situation#and by funny i mean batshit crazy#but then again batshit crazy pretty much sums up Buddie#eddie diaz#evan buck buckley#evan buckley
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why is everyone suddenly jackdoctor posting. like i'm not complaining i've just been indescribably sick over that entire storyline for years so it's funny to see it picking up steam again
#UTOPIA IS UP NEXT IN MY REWATCH BRO I WILL LITERALLY DIE 😅#and i keep seeing that utopia clip someone posted that i still can't hit play on like oh my GODD you want me to die#the way it's like. already batshit crazy if you just watch dr who but then here i am having#consumed literally hundreds of hours of extra content and soso deeply ill#YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.... HHNNHNYJTNJFHFHFHFHDHB#so glad i get to force THREE of my friends to watch t.orchwood with me coz I#never got to talk abt it before and now I'll finally be unleashed. lordddddd#like ohhmy god it's not even like... like i dont SHIP them i dont think i ship anything in dw#but what an incredible story especially after you get All of jack's side of it. hough#i should whip up a list or a watching/listening order or something the catalogue of dweu in#my head has to be of SOME use other than making 3 specific ppl sit through it with me....#doctor who#jackdoctor#jack harkness#trying to start a tagging system for dw after 7 years on tumblr is gonna bite me in the ass
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These are the faces of an old couple that has gone through each others bullshit 1000000 times before
#when ure both batshit crazy and get on each other's nerves but thats what makes ur relationship work out#relationship goals tbh#hisoillu#hisoka x illumi#hxh#hunter x hunter#hisoka#hisoka morow#illumi#illumi zoldyck#my post
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1460th day as the prime minister of han and you are the enemy general at my mercy. since your absolute loser of a liege lord is MIA you agree to work for me until he returns and in exchange i agree not to raze your city to the ground and put every rebel to the sword. i hope this magnanimous gesture will convince you of my good intentions.
1461st day as the prime minister of han in order to knock you down a few pegs i try to sabotage your integrity by making you share a room with your loser liege lord's two wives but you just stand outside the door all night with a candle and aren't tempted at all. (i am honestly baffled, as far as i'm concerned other people's wives are utterly irresistible.)
1462nd day as the prime minister of han, my advisor tells me it's easier to catch flies with honey so i begin plying you gifts and pretty serving girls but you keep sending them to your loser liege lord's wives. instead of passing the evening with me engaged in gentlemanly conversation, you spend long hours drying their tears and reassuring them their loser husband is safe. i can't say i'm not annoyed by the snub but your filial piety is commendable
1463rd day as the prime minister of han and even with my considerable intellect, i cannot understand why a man of your skills would chose to serve such an unworthy master. that sanctimonious sandal-weaver has lost nearly every battle he's fought (most of them against me), yet heroes still flock to his cause and peasants aid him at every turn. how does he inspire such loyalty?
1464th day as the prime minister of han, i definitely will not be throwing you an extravagant banquet every day because that's just desperate! i'm only throwing them every fifth day and small ones every third day. do you not like the silk-and-gold robes i've been sending you? you can speak plainly, general, i wont be offended. do they not fit? i must see for myself, please disrobe--
1465th day as the prime minister of han and you finally join me for a drink. i've forgotten how nice this is, in between fighting bandits, quashing rebellions and running 1/3 of a country i've not had much time to myself. the wine loosens your tongue and you talk about brotherhood, sacrifise and sacred oaths in a peach garden, things i've heard about but never seen, like the qilin and other such fantastical beasts but you're so sincere i can't even bring myself to scoff at you. i've lived my entire life looking over my shoulder; better to betray than be betrayed, that's my motto. i've never known anything else.
1466th day as the prime minister of han and i give you a silk bag to protect your long, handsome beard after you made an offhand comment about the whiskers getting brittle in winter. the emperor himself remarked upon it and even though you were humble and self-effacing as always, i preened. it pleases me that you look so well under my patronage, yet your eyes are so troubled. i must not be doing enough, time to consult my advisor again...
1467th day as the prime minister of han i noticed your green battle-coat was threadbare so I fashioned a replacement made of the rarest brocade but you only ever wear it under the old coat loser liege lord gave you because having a piece of him around eases your heart. i don't even have a clever quip for that. although in hindsight i should have expected this turn of events given your utter indifference to that loser's wives and my pretty serving girls.
1468th day as the prime minister of han, i give you the fastest horse in the world and to my surprise you're elated, bowing and thanking me profusely. then you go and ruin the moment by telling me how grateful you are because it means you will be able to travel quickly to your loser liege lord when you discover his location and now i wish i'd turned that damn beast into glue. this is the first time i've ever seen you smile.
1469th day as the prime minister of han, a verse came to me during our walk through the woods; "the magpie flies south and circles the tree three times. where shall he rest?" i want you to stay. i want you to be mine. lead my armies and help me bring order to the realm, i'll raise you monuments and immortalise your name. alas, the bitter irony is not lost on me, i want you for your loyalty but your loyalty is the reason you cannot stay. if you could have been persuaded i would have lost my respect for you.
1470th day as the prime minister of han and news arrives that your loser liege lord is alive. my advisor tells me that you won't leave until you've repaid my kindness. i guess i better keep you away from the action and hope the next few months are boring and uneventful. in the meantime why don't you try on this new robe! no, i don't mind you undressing here--
1471th day as the prime minister of han and my city is under attack. you single-handedly break the siege and bring me the enemy leader's head. hospitality repaid, you ride off without a backwards glance and i watched the horizon long after you have disappeared.
4391th day as the prime minister of han. I trust you've been well, general, since we last met. I often dreamed that you would return to me, we'd sit under the trees and drink a toast for old times sake. As far as reunions go, the middle of an ambush is not very auspicious. Our roles are reversed, I am the bleeding hart and you are the faithful hound. by rights you should have delivered me straight to your master but instead you let me limp away. why did you do it my beautiful, foolish, loyal general? you know i will only cause you grief. this war will not end as long as i draw breath. this country cannot have three kingdoms any more than a single mountain can have three tigers.
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last year as the king of wei and i trust you've been well, general, since we last met...
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It's a truth universally acknowledged that any funny joke on tumblr.com will be run into the ground.
this is a spoof of the 2nd Century Warlord by @romanceyourdemons
1/ Events are based on the historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, supplemented by historical events.
2/ In 196 AD, Warlord Cao Cao moves the capital of China to his territory of Xu City with the Emperor as his puppet. His offical title is the General-in-Chief (大將軍) although I've gone with the more recognisable "Prime Minister". In 200 AD, Cao Cao captured General Guan Yu, who was serving under Liu Bei.
3/Book!Cao Cao is portrayed as a villain and his name is literally synonymous with the devil in Chinese culture. IRL Cao Cao was considered to be a wise and capable ruler. I've decided to bridge the gap a little.
4/ Cao Cao (and sons) were very influential poets, the line "the magpie flies south" is a passage from the Unnamed Magpie Poem, after consolidating power, Cao Cao encourages all the best and brightest in his kingdom to flock to his court.
5/ "I dreamt of you, general" monologue taken verbatim from the 2010 tv show. People in the han dynasty were battling demons and that demon is bisexuality.
6/ Book!Cao Cao does not actually think Liu Bei is a loser, he considers him to be "one of the only two heroes in the world". but my god, you can pry that alliteration out of my cold, dead hands.
#chinese history#ancient china#romance of the three kingdoms#san guo yan yi#history meme#cao cao#liu bei#guan yu#second century warlord adjacent i guess#i realise it's an incredibly bold move to spoof a popular post when the op is literally ur mutual#do you like stories that are 7/10 history and 3/10 conjecture and 10/10 batshit crazy? read romance of the three kingdoms!#the moss translation none of the other ones
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Xena Warrior Princess 6x9 Return of the Valkyrie
#xena warrior princess#xwpedit#xenaedit#wlwsource#wlwedit#tvedit#dailyflicks#xena*#gif*#xena x gabrielle#the whole point that xena chose to change on her own accord before meeting gabrielle but gabrielle was the chatalist to keep her on that#path... the way these characters have grown and changed over the seasons bc of each other is just so fucking good...#still one of the most impactful scenes was when gabrielle was on that pacifist path until she saw xena get badly hurt and went batshit crazy#to try and save her honestly top 10 scenes anyway yeah they're soulmates
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I usuuually don’t care for heathers aus but this one piqued my interest bc of how well it fit,,,,
#I didn’t have motivation to draw the rest BUT LIKE#Wendy as Veronica is already perfect and batshit crazy Stan as JD is funny#I’m thinking red as heather D and I was debating Heidi or Nichole for Heather M#buuuut as much as I love Nichole I think Heidi fits better#Clyde would def be Kurt or ram#and while Tolkien makes more sense to be the other one relationship wise#personality wise is would maaaaybeee be Kenny or jimmy????#been playing lifeboat with Heidi in my head on repeat#fish art#South Park#sp#wendy testaburger#bebe stevens#heathers#heathers musical#could I get away with tagging this#bendy#south park fanart
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i think we, as a fandom, need to make more dark!will solace content
#let the boy go batshit crazy#i read a fic the other day where he was a serial killer or something and let me tell u..... it changed me as a person#and im talking DARK like not just plague will hc i want him to go insane kinda like percy back in tartarus ya know#will solace#percy jackson#solangelo#pjo#mer talks
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dean is quickie behind the bar bisexual. he’s eye contact across the gas station blowjob bisexual, he’s “it’s not gay if he’s small & twinky” bisexual, but i know for a fucking FACT that he would let sam hold him in his big fucking arms and pin him to bed and absolutely rearrange his guts on his dick (seriously sam, there is such a thing as too big) and he wouldn’t even blink a fucking EYE to any of it because it’s sammy and the rules don’t apply to sammy and it’s not gay because it’s sammy. he doesn’t even question it, because his brain is just a mess of get sam close keep sam safe keep sam tucked away inside of you that letting sam fuck him is just the logical explanation. the inverse just feels wrong. dean’s big brother complex won’t allow for it.
#oc#wincest#weirdcest#I LOVE HOW WEIRD THEY ARE ABOUT EACH OTHER#if they were just fucking it’d be so much less weird#dean isn’t in love with sam no he is OBSESSED with him he is literally his other half his SOULMATE#and sam is just as batshit crazy about him#so he goes along with it because what DIFFERENCE does it make whether they’re gay for each other or just insane#THEY’RE CRAZY. ABSOLUTELY INSANE.
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I need more fics where Y/N is the one batshit crazy.
#yandere!reader#yandere#slashers x reader#yandere slashers#yandere reader#yandere bowers gang#batshit crazy reader > any other reader#Batshit crazy y/n is top tier#it 2017 x reader#it 2017#y/n deserves to go feral
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