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skyscrapergods · 3 months

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With how noodle-y alicorns tend to get, I fear what would happen if a giraffe ascended

ah the first space explorer, Prince Hubble the Spotted. God of telescopes

#ask #ssg boabab #the original!

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alittlebirb · 2 years

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Some good quotes/moments from the MCC 21 Lime Llamas!

"Here's a hamburger for your efforts to fix yourself." -Scar

"I hope you have a saddle Pete, because we're all going to be riding your llama train." -Scar

"Oh, I'm such a sausage!" -Timmy

"I KEEP NEO-ING BECAUSE I CAN'T PROCESS FAST ENOUGH" -Pete, dealing with his problems through game breaking parkour

"That's going on the vod review, see how Grian does this great jump?" -Grian

"I'm going back to barn for this one guys!" -Scar

"I hope you guys did your homework! (Grian)

Yeah! What was the homework again? (Jimmy)

Yeah, what was the homework again? (Scar)"

"You know what, I want you to be my manager." -Scar to Grian

"Just so you know, we're not friends in the mart, we're friends outside the mart."

Buildmart Grian is not your friend. Buildmart Grian is here to win." -Grian

"I can be the guy!" -TJ

"I'm the kid who's always looking over the shoulder checking the answers." -Tim

"The dogs never stay in the same place, they're always moving homes." -Jimjam

"Channel your inner Tom Cruise!" -Scar

"You're having a great time, Tim." -Grian (threateningly)

-Scar repeatedly asking if the others have seen top gun and getting disappointed by their answers

"I'll just be in the barn over here!"

"Scar, you gotta know man, you're old." -Grian

"Antfrost tried to murder me! I always enjoyed the kitty skin!" -Scar

"I don't even have my aviators on. I mean, you guys wouldn't know since you don't watch good movies." -Scar

"Let's go Pete, be a dolphin!" -Grian

"I love that map! I'm going to sleep happy tonight!" -Pete

"Can i just go on a small Disney rant? If you will indulge" *proceeds to go on a Tokyo Disney rant* -Scar

"I mean I do have a chair with wheels, I can carry all of you on it." -Scar

"You're our little champion llama!" -Scar

"We gotta move with a bit more gumption." -Grian

-Grian goes on a build mart rant

"Please stop calling it a dong." -Grian

-Scar refusing to participate in the sand daddy tradition, then getting roasted for an accidental sand daddy

"I just got Indiana Jones'd." -Scar

"That's a you problem, Tim." -Grian after Jimmy says he's in 40th

"I got to piss off the other contestants, and I didn't even get screamed at for it. Big W." -Pete

"We should stage a protest. Go on strike, a parkour tag strike." -Grian

"Tim, after every game we played, you said 'this just isn't my game'." -Grian

"If it doesn't last 10 minutes, what's the point of dodgebolt? If you haven't had several panic attacks, and sweated out a liter of water, then what's the point?" -Grian

"Zeuz deserves it." -Grian :)

-PETE MAKING A HILARIOUS TOP GUN AND SCAR JOKE WITHOUT REALIZING IT

-Grian talking about how Jimmy put him down on the mcc sign ups, and him putting down 'Not Tim'

"I was building a massive tree that consumed my life."

Why would I have defiled my tree with that Grian? You know it's my least favorite block in the game." -Scar

"I need a book on how to keep small talk going." -Grian

"I also appreciate the grain train, like I looked in the chart and saw just an immense amount of bread, which you know I appreciate." -Wheat

#mcc #grian #goodtimeswithscar #solidarity gaming #petezahhutt #this was a fun mcc #the vibes of this team was amazing #just a shame about the second half #well time to watch all 10 remaining vods in order maximize the mcc intake #mcc 21 #birb's mcc recaps #the original!

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blueboxbeagle · 1 month

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By LabradoriteKing on Pinterest

#Tutorials & References #Gemstones #Jewels #Art Reference #Writing Reference #Gemstones Reference #If the original marker wants me to take this down I will

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wizardpotions · 4 months

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Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

#for reference i live in scotland so it is weird that there is no ice or snow in december anymore #shitpost #not really but its just how i find my original content #christmas #climate change

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ra3kiv · 2 months

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sea, swallow me

#my art #art #digital art #original character #digital drawing #oc #original character art #ocean #sea #artwork #artists on tumblr #art tag #illustration

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lotrmusical · 2 months

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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱

#was calling beckett and scouring the works of eliza cook looking for lesbianism #good amounts of lesbianism in evidence but unfortunately very little in the way of good poetry #APART from this worm one which DOES NOT MISS #eliza cook #is there a thriving eliza cook tag on tumblr. somehow i doubt it #the hand of the giant and the heart of the brave / must turn weak and submit to the worm and the grave!#not an original theme ofc but GOD the treatment is delightful. so fresh so gleeful some rlly nice use of sound. rlly solidly constructed #words #gay belligerence

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newtid · 2 months

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in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

#could've said dick joke but penis joke sounds funnier #shitpost #digital art #art #oc #doodle #oc art #cat #anthro #cat oc #feline #original character

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butchfalin · 5 months

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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beardedmrbean · 2 months

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Original blog post

Le important day in meme history has arrived

#doge #origins #birth of a meme #kabosu #5k #10k #15k #25k #50k #75k

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vhstapeworm · 6 months

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mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

#noc original thoughts

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yeehawpim · 6 months

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