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#the one peice is real
dedenneblogs · 7 months
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my billions of hcs for ares, clarrise, + anyone else unfortunate to be related to the god of war:
- Ares looks like one of those cool, old, bearded grandpas on youtube that give life advice but the only thing he’d give you advice on is how to handle a motorcycle or how to start a war.
- expects ALL his children to know how to at least ride a bicycle, extra points if your able to handle a motorbike by 16 (yes he has a points system). One of the many reasons he doesn’t like Clarrise ☹️☹️☹️
- Wanted to get with Aphrodite ever since TTC. halted his plans when his chest hairs (yes you heard that right i shan’t elaborate) signaled to him that Clarrise was extremely gay for Silena. thought for a second to make another move after Silena passed but decided against it.
- was ecstatic to find out clarrise was a lesbian but only because he saw it as a way for her to “toughen up” and “be more of a man,” so still hated gay men+. Clarrise knocked some sense into him, he’s an ally now
- clarrise doesn’t forgive ares, she probably never will. Ares is okay with that yet he tries to be there for her. always
- Ares is an 80s movies nut. like. won’t shut the fuck up about 80s movies, it’s basically the only thing he watches other then monster trucks, history channel at 3am (he calls it his news source), and illegal cage fights he’s recorded over the years. was hyped when Ready Player One came out and forced Clarrise to come with him to see it. Clarrise liked Aech by the end but wasn’t impressed by the representation. Ares of course said he loved it, then watched again only to realize how shit it was. Ruined his day
- All the Arises have at least somewhat of a pig face, but it’s most noticeable in clarrise. Like. just take a pig, give it a human body. BOOM! Ares child
- Silena used to always tell Clarrise how cut she thought her pig face was. It made Clarrise less insecure. Sobs oceans when someone says something positive about her face after Silena dies. Ah…. doomed/toxic yuri
- Ares: RISE UP AND WIN!!! Clarrise and her siblings in unison: AUUGHHHHHHH
- Clarrise keeps in contact with Blackbeard. He’s an absolute w, always asks his little sister if she wants to find buried treasure or whatever the fuck pirates do in the 21st century. One day Percy introduced blackbeard and his crew to One Piece. things went downhill from there.
also side note i’ve already read 4 of percy jackson books from the og series so if blackbeard finds the one peice in chalice of the gods or whatever don’t @ me until i find out for myself
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justsomecouscous · 27 days
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og write/creator: yeah these two ppl absolutely hate each other, just like pure loathing, that's their arch nemesis right there and they've been actively trying to kill each other since they met like they just genuinely hate each other so much-
A sixteen year old girl with daddy issues and a new hyper fixation: no for much longer they won't :)
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nibbelraz · 9 months
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Falling back in love with your craft
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polappi-draws · 1 month
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Nasty little bugs I found under a rock
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realisticfanfictions · 4 months
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♥ 𝐎𝐧𝐞 𝐏𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 ♥
SFW | Real World AU In case you missed it, here's my headcannons for the Strawhats. All art by me. CW: Suggestive pictures
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IAMLUFFY: monkeys STOLE MY CAMERA 😱🦥 new vlog today!! @/navigation.nami
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sniperking: SNIP THEM LUFFY! ↳ IAMLUFFY: their too fast ❗️❗️💢
navigation.nami: That's a sloth, Luffy. 😅 ↳ IAMLUFFY: eh? ↳ IAMLUFFY: OMG the emoji is wrong!!! thats so funny!! 🤣🤣
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Roronoa_Zoro: I thought this looked nice.
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SOULMUSIC: Yoho! That's so nice~! Where is this? ↳ Roronoa_Zoro: @/SOULMUSIC I'll text it to you.
kiss_the_cook: oi, you left the dishes in the sink ↳ aceofflames: @/Roronoa_Zoro @/kiss_the_cook watch out! he's airing your dirty laundry out! :p ↳ Roronoa_Zoro: @/kiss_the_cook Gotcha.
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HistorywithRobin: Ara~? Is this the cafe that I recommended? I'm glad you enjoyed it~! ↳ ITSFRANKY!!: @/HistorywithRobin yo!!! ⭐🌠 we should go there tonight!! they have karaoke!!! ↳ Roronoa_Zoro: @/HistorywithRobin @/ITSFRANKY!! If you guys are going out, I'll tag along.
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Roronoa_Zoro: This is very slutty, but it was good booze. #MistressLadyship ↳ kiss_the_cook: of course it's good idiot ↳ Roronoa_Zoro: @/kiss_the_cook Rude.
sniperking: why are you shirtless? ↳ aceofflames: @/sniperking cause he's a slutttt! :p ↳ sabo_sabo: @/sniperking because it's sanji ↳ zeff_the_chef: @/sniperking ...Because he's my son...
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rose-above-dark · 8 months
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stuffz03 · 6 months
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i dont see enough things talk about the embarrassing parts of apd
i have people who are supper close to me call me stupid for not having good reading comprehension
i immediately forget things that are said, and when I am told to repeat the conversation, i get flustered
or i just immediately forget if someone is going to make me something or not, and then when everyone is eating and im not, i just sit there trying to figure out if i was suppsoed to make my own, share with someone, or if I was ever even included. just because i cant remember anymore
There is also the obvious one i see a lot about how you need someone to repeat themselves 4 or more times
but have you ever had to email your doctor after a phone call and have missed their actual name amd so now you're confusing everyone around?
there's also the "super fun"(/sarcastic) moments when you've been pronouncing a word wrong because you couldnt process how it would possibly be said until you hear it
Im just so tired of how embarrassed I feel with my disability it makes me want to hide in my room and not interact with people anymore in fear od embarrassing myself more
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Tumblr people, would you enjoy seeing snippets of a story I cannot summon a coherent plot for but also can't stop writing snippets about?
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soulzerofever · 7 months
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my apartment’s been watching drag race recently and i just think he’d be a big fan
(OH! and the curler was inspired by @themetalhiro ‘s work!! :] )
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wellgoslowly · 7 months
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hc that lucy forces lockwood to watch one piece (both the live action and the anime) and while it wouldn’t have been his first choice he watches it bc she loves it and ends up really enjoying it
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This is not an ask, but a mere suggestion. Your art is a bit lacking. If I may, you could do some more shading to make it pop out. Try and imagine where you want the light to be and where it fits. It seems hard, but it’s actually pretty easy. Improvement is very improving.
Bro....have you SEEN some of my detailed art like?
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Like ...ACTUALLY?
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heir-less · 1 year
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There were 1500 guests at the reception so the Middletons were probably invited because Hussein and Rania etc know about Kate’s connection to Jordan
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biohazard-inevitable · 5 months
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Me talking to my dad about my factory reset plans after I havent slept all night:
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My dad who just woke up:
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lessersaints · 1 year
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ppl talking abt the age difference between song hye kyo and lee dohyun is hilarious (misogynistic and odd) because almost everyone who watches k drama watched Goblin which involves an older gong yoo and much younger kim go eun. i had to get that off my chest cuz like wtf 💀
ps: i couldnt even finish that show cuz those “he’s centuries old and she’s still a teenager” relationships weird me out
I'm gonna be honest. I didn't watch Goblin. All I did was watch YouTube compilations of the Grim Reaper and Sunny, and then I watched Touch Your Heart to find peace.
I haven't seen the discourse on The Glory's age disparity (and I hope I don't; I just wanna enjoy the show). But you are right, when you approach the age conversation from that angle, it's a blatant double standard. Idk why people put so much weight on the age issue with actresses and then turn around and cut slack to older actors. The director focused on the ability to fill the role, so why is it a problem when it's a woman who's older? That behavior is very worthy of side-eye.
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llycaons · 1 year
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just got off the phone with my oldest and dearest friend and we had a great talk bc she's engaged! and then she recommended me carry on 😭 girl...there is literally nothing appealing to me about a rebranded drarry/destiel fanfiction im sorry
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jwowwsboobs · 1 year
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well em alreatdy knows this but 2days good thing was tht i started looking 4 tattoo shops in my area … cuz of legal stuff ill probably get my tat in like may which is l8r thn i wanted but i think ive narrowed down mg options 2 a couple shops in my cty tht r women owned n run n i rhink i wanna get a tat from a female artist 4 my first one ! but i feel good abt this i feel excited:)
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