pov you're the patient

*Bill and Ted voice* 69 Dudeee-!!

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(Page 67, Book 8, 3rd indent?) stares into the trauma abyss called tgcf...WE JUST GOT OUT OF CHAPTER 100 IN BOOK 7 WHY MUST YOU REMIND US IN THIS WAY. Yk moments like these are sad and painful to read, some might say it hurts- (Edit: UHM PAGE 89-90??? HELLO? IM SOBBING WTF- :((( )

Gano despises Roland because he’s not true to the cause, he’s not that religious. Because Roland is here for the money and in that same breath he proceeds to talk shit about the poor....

winner being dead last. 10/10 comedy no notes

do u guys remember the time the swiftie wrote the essay about why she thought kray foresight was gay coded

Just saw a Twitch notification that said something like

"If you're not in here, the rapture took you!"

and as much as I like this streamer, it is infinitely funnier to purposefully miss this particular stream xD

Not really a star wars fan but just remembered a little bit of neat trivia. They had to change Dooku's name in Brazil cause it sounds like take it up the ass in portuguese

I MEAN

if i flunk my stupid exam i'm going to disappear into the woods forever

americans will look you dead in the eye and tell you they’re voting for genocide joe in order to protect their democracy from fascism because they live in a systematic oppressive country with essentially only two parties to “choose” from

Bethesda is replying to reviews of "Starfield is empty and boring" with "well when the astronauts went to the moon, THEY weren't bored."

asoiaf subreddit say with their whole chest that Jaime is a r@pist but boo boo Rhaegar is just a man in love (with a teenager)

Nothing will beat children discussing adults invading kid spaces in a +18 server on pony town