while Mary checks in at their exclusive resort on Twikkii Island.
Alone at last!
It all kicks off at the resort’s late-night pool party!
Thankfully, the honeymooners are blissfully unaware.
Room-service pancakes always taste better than those you’ve had to cook for yourself.
Seeing the sights, but definitely overdressed for the tropical climate!
Time for some new outfits...
and some new bling to go with them.
Hmm, what was I saying about the climate?
A romantic memento.
Modest ambitions - Frank dreams of watching TV.
Invasion of The Fratsters! These four blokes - all called Something-or-other Fratster - all turned up at the same time, in the same outfits, but didn’t seem to know each other... weird!
Acquiring some local knowledge.
Don’t try this at home.
The happy couple, enjoying their private balcony.
In complete contrast, meet the Johnsons - the other family currently staying at the resort - who apparently can’t stand each other! (This is what they did for every second of their holiday.)
It’s their daughter, Michelle - on the right - that I feel sorry for!
Frank’s dreams of watching TV in bed finally come true.
And then it’s time to leave! The chap in the blue jumpsuit just misses out on getting famous Frank’s autograph.