So apparently Martin died, Frasier lived in Chicago for two decades and he had a TV show. Oh and Niles and Daphne had a son. 🤔
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Mi compa después de verse El Padrino cuando le pido un lapiz:
Eso no lo haré.
Te conozco hace muchos años pero esta es la primera vez que acudes a mi por consejo o ayuda. Ya olvidé la última vez que me invitaste a tu casa a tomar un café.
Aunque mi esposa es madrina de tu única hija, pero seamos francos, jamás deseaste mi amistad.
Pero ahora acudes a mi y dices “Don Corleone dame justicia”, pero no lo dices con respeto, no ofreces tu amistad, ni siquiera me haz llamado padrino.
Solo te presentas en mi casa el día de la boda de mi hija y me pides que mate por dinero.
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Many of my prisoner friends grew up with angry, abusive men as fathers. It can be hard for them to trust God as their Father because the example they grew up with was so oppressive. I often encourage them to read and prayerfully meditate on what Psalm 103 teaches us about our heavenly Father...
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"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"
I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy
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So Niles isn't in this but his son is and he's just as anxious and weird so don't worry 😅
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Damian, all of seven and clearly wise to the ways of the world, decides he's going to find his father sooner.
So he does recon.
His father is Batman, and Batman is in Gotham. Clearly with how much Mother tells him he isn't ready to face Batman yet, no matter what he does, this is just a test to see how he will escape.
A test he will pass.
He concludes that the only way to escape his Mother and Grandfather's watchful eyes is to use magic to get to Gotham.
He gathers up as much intel as he can about summons, and summons the Ghost King in a circle designed to compel the King to do as he says. Since this being will be royalty, Damian puts down the constraint of only two days; it should be about that long to locate his father, and he isn't in the business of forcing another being to obey him like a slave.
What Damian doesn't know is that this is the wrong kind of summoning circle. It's just a normal kind of summoning circle with instructions to either find Damian's family or become it within two days.
Now Danny has to get Damian to Gotham and find this "Batman", in a dimension he's very unfamiliar with, or he's going to be a teenage single dad.
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bro I'm gonna explode
q!philza is always shocked when people build their houses next to him, move into his basement, trust his judgement and advice, trust him with their lives
MY BROTHER IN CHRIST
the new member's first memories of this server are gonna be how you gave them waypoints, then money so they could use them, then explained the bounty system, then swooped in like a guardian angel when one of the players was downed all by herself
AND EVERY NEW MEMBER IS TREATED SIMILAR BY YOU
ANYTIME ANYONE ON THE SERVER NEEDS HELP, YOU SWOOP IN, AVOCADO TOAST IN HAND
I just wanna shake q!philza by the shoulders and yell in his self-depreciating face "YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AND YOU ARE LOVED!"
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AU where Leo is trapped in the Prison Dimension for months instead of minutes and the only way he gets by with his sanity intact is through recording himself talking to his wrist comm.
When they finally manage to get Leo back and make him rest up to heal, Donnie can’t help but listen to the recordings left behind.
He’s not sure what exactly he’s expecting, only that his subconscious is screaming at him that it has to be heartbreaking, that it has to be torturous.
Instead, what Donnie is subject to is a full thousand hours’ worth of Jupiter Jim and Lou Jitsu crossover fanfiction. More than one part in the series. Spanning well over a million words.
(The worst part is that it’s actually good.)
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