"LOL this flip-flop wearing loser thinks he's gonna kick my ass and destroy my whole kingdom in the span of an afternoon. What an idiot"

I didn't intend for this to be a full comic, which is why it just kinda ends. Sowwy

I am officially anti-metatron

that fucking haircut gets me every GODDAMN time~🎃

So did I miss something or was Jonah's ritual awful? I mean the other avatars at least put work into theirs the dark literally sent people to space and the flesh found a disturbing amount of meat and either a sinkhole or they just dug a massive hole. I mean even Peter's was better. At least he planned it out. Jonah's plan was literally get a guy to be hated and then stabbed by as many people as possible and then trick him into reading poetry

one time you send modern!steve a pic of your tits and he just responds with

“omg booba”

not to be the bearer of bad news, but Ulysses is now....hot

sad bc if he were to go out in any verse, it’d probably be a sacrifice of some sorts

thinking about how ferris will call “pretty” or “pretty thing” to anyone who’s trying to scramble away from him. to people who are cowering away in a corner. begging for mercy. o’phelan finds the fear people have for him when they realise what he is to be pretty   ──   he indulges in the pleasure that having power over others gives him. he finds beauty in the terror he spreads.

Everyone wants to talk about how Senshi is a tumblr sexyman but...Senshi is actually attractive. Like even aside from the fact that he's pretty good-looking he's a nice, sweet guy and he can cook and loves doing it. He's a perfectly eligible candidate for marriage, which kind of goes against the spirit of a tumblr sexyman.

Chilchuck, however? Chilchuck is a tumblr sexyman. What the fuck do you people see in him

Hi fnaf movie dump but it’s mostly bonnie and abby

a ton of them!! bonus hands and shirtless frankie. he’s so silly

i ccaannooottttttt

(pls take this related gif in return) ~🎃

have you heard of that new hot spot in ba sing se 🍵

no mercy 😭

to me, the funniest thing about “that’s rough buddy” isn’t the fact that sokka says something patently insane with zero context seemingly out of nowhere, or the fact that zuko clearly doesn’t know how to respond. it’s the completely incorrect use of the word “buddy.” zuko would obviously like to be friends with sokka, but sokka is not, in fact, his friend. this is the most time they’ve ever spent together, and it’s because zuko invited himself to tag along on sokka’s suicide mission. at this point in the episode, sokka still hates this guy, perhaps less than he did a week ago, but he still hates him enough that he didn’t bother forcing zuko to stay home, which means he still didn’t really care whether or not zuko lives or dies. which, considering that he had tried to kill zuko multiple times in the past, is not all that surprising. this entire episode is essentially just zuko forcing his friendship onto sokka while sokka is legitimately too depressed to care. so when zuko calls sokka “buddy,” there’s a spirit of dogged optimism characterizing that epithet, because in no possible realm would sokka consider zuko his buddy at this point in the episode. and that’s something we miss when noting the iconicness of this exchange, simply because, by the end of this episode, they are buddies, so in our minds looking back on these lines, the implication of friendship doesn’t feel out of place at all. and really, it isn’t out of place, but only because zuko’s tenacity and determination (in this instance, his determination to befriend sokka) has always hugely outweighed his ability to read the room.

In every FNAF universe William Afton can't count