anonymous asked: Was that [CANDICE PATTON]? Oh no no, that was just [IRIS WEST], a/an [CANON CHARACTER] from [THE FLASH]. They are [THIRTY] years old, use [SHE/HER], and [ARE] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.{ooc: jay,28, est,she/they}

accepted! welcome to washington d.c. iris west [candice patton]! please send in your account within 24 hours! please be sure to take a look at the checklist now that you've arrived! we look forward to seeing you around the city! 

サガ フロンティア SaGa Frontier (PS1, 1997)

Yume 2kki - Kaleidoscope World (Red Creature)

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996)

dont ask me how a trans man would exist in olathe. you should instead be asking how and why even the flash worked the way it did bc i dont know if even dingaling knows

[image description: a page of drawings of characters from lisa: the painful. the main drawing on the page is a redraw of a screencap of queen roger sitting across from brad at a campfire and saying "You're kinda cute." to him. the redraw is fully rendered and drawn in a cartoon style. other doodles on the page include queen roger in a simple black dress with his hair in a ponytail, brad sitting on the ground, and terry hintz with his shirt off and top surgery scars visible with the words "t-man hintz, babey!!". end id]

You sell items to adventurers for a living. It's relatively easy to get business in a frontier city like the one you live in. You were planning on becoming an adventurer yourself but an injured leg when you were young prevented that. But because you already know how to find items, and how they should be fairly priced, so it's a good living.

Not everyone who thinks of themselves as adventurers actually are adventurers. You sometimes have to sell weapons to naive groups of kids, who have no idea what they're doing. Useally you humor them, they tend to go off into useless places with no gold to be found, an old mineshaft that's been explored a thousand times over has become famous for such things. If they seem like they'll go somewhere way more dangerous than they should, you point them to the mineshaft.

Of course, most of your business is from actual adventurers. They tend to be wanderers, foreigners, a lot of ex merchants or ex millitary, or children of nobility who cant inherent, the type of people who never had the chance to make a safe living. Most of them are nice to you, and if they're not you know how to get them to leave.

You also know how to become a protecter for the adventuring parties who need it. Your shop is basically the center of their community in this part of the city. If a spellcaster is part of an illegal religion, or performing banned practices, you know what symbols to sell them to help them hide themselves. If someone is clearly a runaway slave or serf, or from a race that's considered a monster in this part of the world, you know how the forge the right documents. There was a hobgoblin who frequented your shop for a long time, who you sold weapons to, who you had to testify in front of the city sherif was not a hobgoblin but was infact a member of a rare subrace of elf that you made up to protect him. You may have also recently made an entire fictional category of magic legally real for the sake of protecting some necromancers you know.

There are some people you never sell to. It's not considered good principle to sell to people who would gladly kill your other clients. There was a group of warriors weilding holy magic who talked a lot about punishing sinners, they came back with the heads of goblins and hobgoblins a lot, and vampires, and humans of religions other then theirs. After they started bringing in more of their freinds you cut them off.

There are people who you wished you hadn't sold to for other reasons. There was this human noble girl who you sold a suit of armor to, she had run away from an arranged marriage and joined an adventuring party so she could be as far from her parents as possible. She seemed so excited to be in a big city, to be out in the world, she chatted with you for hours about an epic poem from ages long gone that she liked. When she came back to your shop after her first quest she had turned undead, something happened in her first dungeon that changed her, her skin was pale, and her teeth had turned sharp, you just remember her shivering and trying to cry, and muttering about how cold she was. Her other party members said they were happy she was more durable like this, they didn't seem to care about her outside of that.

And of course, there's the fact that every adventurer you know, useally doesn't come back eventually. When a full party goes you can assume they left town, but when just one or two from a party is missing there tends to be one explanation. Most adventurers don't have long careers, and mortality especially high for rookies. But you don't tend to ask if anyone is dead, it's better to just assume they went home, as implausible as it may be.

puppet boy

WELCOME TO BLACKSPACE

Jujutsu Kaisen: Phantom Parade (Mobile RPG) Character Intro PV: Itadori Yuuji Music: Avant by Eve

It just occurred to me that 90% of the people who are watching me blather on about that space gerbil RPG I’m working on have probably never seen I Can Friday by Day!, so here we go.

(Note: unlike this short film, Space Gerbils takes no official position on whether the whole “person-shaped mech suit operated by 3–5 space gerbils” business is a metaphor or not. I mean, it can be.)

クロノ・トリガー Chrono Trigger (SFC/SNES, 1995)

Day 19: Fail

OFFtober list by @echothefreak can be found here.

Best Friends

GET IT TERRY

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DEFINITIVE EDITION IN A WEEK (shout out to @I_am_Mic for making this)

Keep on walking alone miserably, young girl