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maekar76 · 1 year
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Peep Show
it’s scary how much i can relate to this show.
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compact-turtle · 1 year
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Yandere Farmer x GN Reader pt 2
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Concept: Yandere Farmer x Gn Reader
Tw: Delusional Yandere, Age-gap?, Obsessive, Possessive, Brief Nsfw mentions, Underwear stealing thief 😡
Summary: You and Atticus go on a date to town for supplies.
Word count: 1.7K -> Link to PT 1 (Not necessary to read but does help to understand context) Taglist: @velvetvibes @undeadwaters@lemonlimesocks@justloveme@ladywolf44005@azoart
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-Yandere Farmer who’s convinced your group that a mechanic won’t be able to arrive for at least another week. The four of you are fine with it since it’s currently summer break. There’s no need to rush back immediately. 
-Yandere Farmer who puts everyone to work on the farm outside. Nobody gets to stay at his home for free (even though they technically paid.) The labor is tiring, demanding and grueling underneath the hot summer sun. It irritates him listening to the city folk complain about a few hours of work. Thankfully, a single look is enough for them to stop complaining. 
- You’re the exception. 
-Yandere Farmer who asks you to complete some house chores. You’re given a list of priorities which range from cooking to doing the laundry. He doesn’t scold you if you don’t complete the list. He can’t bear to see you unhappy. It’s difficult work sometimes trying to finish it all. He’d hate for you to tire yourself out. 
-Regardless of your cooking skills, Yandere Farmer enjoys the meals you make for him. It tastes different when you cook it. Almost sweeter somehow. 
-Last night, you’d asked him if he could take you into town. You wanted to make a special type of dinner but needed some more ingredients. 
-At first, Atticus wasn’t too keen on the idea. He despised going into town. They talked too much and word always spread like wildfire. However, he realized he could twist it into his favor. 
-This morning, he woke up earlier than usual. He made sure to bathe and attempted to wash all the grime off. From underneath his nails to his hair. He didn’t want you to be disgusted with him.
-He donned his prized blue button up with a pair of clean boots. Everything was perfect down to the last hair. You’d be so proud strolling through town with him now.  Atticus double checked his reflection in the mirror as he recalled yesterday’s memories. 
- He snuck into your room after he heard you go downstairs. The door was locked behind him as rummaged through your bag. Honestly, you were going to be his spouse soon so he had no qualms about snooping. 
-The bag was like a treasure box filled with goodies. Atticus wanted to take everything inside but you’d notice if so many items went missing. He settled on a pair of cute red underwear. His breath grew heavy as his hands traveled down. 
-Every scenario ran through Atticus’s mind with the red underwear in hand. You under him. You on top of him. You’d be moaning as he left kisses on your shoulders and neck. There’d be traces of his love on each inch of your body. 
-He jumped when he heard the door knob rattle. It twisted and turned. The intruder pounded on the door desperate for it to open. They tried a few more times. Finally, they gave up. 
-His heart still pounded loudly in his chest as he came down from the lust high. God, that was close. Atticus cleaned up the area and neatly put your items back in the bag. However, the red underwear slipped into his pocket.  
-Atticus examined himself one last time before leaving the room. His footsteps were loud and clomped all the way down the stairs. He noticed you standing near the front door waiting for him. 
- For the first time in his life, Atticus felt odd knots in his stomach. His heart was palpitating when he saw you looking all dolled him for him (At least, that’s what he’d like to believe.)
-You smiled at him. Gosh, you were so gorgeous. The morning sunrise couldn’t compare to you. You outmatched the prettiest flower in the field. 
“You look swell today.” Atticus grumbled out. He inwardly cursed himself for not sounding chipper. 
“You’re so sweet, Atticus! I think you look amazing as well. Your shirt really compliments you.” You beamed back at him.
“Hm.” 
-Yandere Farmer who walks right past you. His face was stoic but underneath it all was a range of emotions. His palms were sweaty and he could hear his heartbeat reverberate in his ears. 
-Yandere Farmer guided you to the red pickup truck outside. His two dogs, Otto and Earl excitedly ran around your legs when they noticed you. They sniffed you trying to find signs of treats. The two dogs were so large that they almost knocked you over.
- Atticus wrapped his arm around you to support your balance. Atticus had always warned you about feeding the dogs treats. Obviously, you hadn’t listened to him. 
“Stop bothering them. Get back to work.” Atticus barked at the dogs. 
“Be nice, Atticus. They’re just cute little puppies who deserve a snack!” 
You grabbed some treats from your pockets to feed the dogs. They yipped happily and munched down on them. Atticus held his tongue as he stared at the supposed puppies. You clearly had a soft spot for those demons. Unfortunately, You had no idea that they were taking advantage of your generosity.
-Finally, the dogs left to finish their duties. Atticus opened the door for you as you slid into the passenger seat. The door creaked as he shut it close. He walked to the driver's side then started the car.  
-You stuck your head out the window as you waved to everyone. You called out for them to be on their best behavior and that you’d be back soon. 
-Your friends tearfully waved goodbye as the car drove off. They were so thankful that you begged the farmer to take you into town. He’d finally given them a day off to relax.  The farmer terrified them to no end. You were the only one who didn’t notice his domineering behavior. In fact, you insisted that he was so gentle and kind. 
“Gentle and kind, my ass” They all thought whenever you gushed about him.
-He pulled you towards the farmer’s market near the town square.  Atticus watched as you marveled over the town. It was a quaint place to say the least. Rows of shops lined up against one another with a bright white church standing out in the middle of town. Children’s laughter could be heard along with scolding mothers. The smell of freshly baked bread wafted through the air. 
-You excitedly went off to explore the vendors. Atticus trailed behind making sure to keep an eye on you. There were so many people and he didn’t want you getting lost. 
-He chuckled slightly as you bought items from one booth to another. You seemed like a small squirrel gathering food for the winter. Atticus took the items from your arms and placed them into his bag. 
-His attention was pulled away by a short old woman. Her hair was visibly graying with wrinkles starting to settle in. She grinned as they made eye contact. 
“Hey there, son. Thought you’d fallen in a ditch somewhere since I hadn’t seen your face in a while.” The old woman called out. 
“Apologies for not showing up more, Ma’am.” 
“Just glad to see you doing well. Also, seems like quite the looker you got. Anything serious or just for fun?” 
“Plan on marrying em’ soon.” 
“Well bless your heart. I was afraid you’d be lonely forever. You know, I’ve been praying for the good lord to send you someone. Thankfully my prayers were heard. When’s the wedding?”
“Thinkin’ a few months. Year at the latest.” 
-Atticus continued to converse with them. They grinded on every detail about his love life. He answered as honestly as possible.Maybe over-exaggerating a bit here and  there though. Mentioning how you met due to your friend’s car breaking down and how he heroically saved you a few months ago.
-He clenched his jaw as the vendor raddled on. The vendor was a gentle old woman but her ramblings gave Atticus multiple headaches. It was difficult not to just shut down and ignore them. However, he was aiming for the long game. Patience was a virtue.
“Atticus, I think it’s starting to rain soon. I felt some droplets on my arm. We should go home now.” You said as you came behind him. 
“Well-”
“Dear, you should stay a night in town then. I heard it’s about to be raining dogs and cats out there. Go down to the inn by South St and tell them Donna sent you. They’ll give you a small discount.”  The woman interjected. 
“I’m not sure. What do you think, Atticus?” You asked, staring at him.
“Of course, he agrees. Plus, might give you two some alone time.” The old woman shot Atticus a wink. 
-Atticus wasn’t sure what kind of psychic powers that old woman had. When they arrived at the inn, they were informed there was only a single queen size room left. You tried asking for different options but the staff said, there was nothing they could do. 
-You two were currently laying in bed next to each other. (With a pillow divider much to his dismay) 
-Originally, you wanted to sleep on the ground but he refused that. You deserve the best. Plus, what if your neck was stiff tomorrow or your back hurt? He couldn’t let that happen. 
-It took a while for you to relent. Atticus endlessly coaxed and reassured you that it was fine to share the bed. However, you only agreed with the pillow divider as a compromise.
-Atticus could smell the body wash you used. The scent was sweet with a mix of coffee laced underneath. It took all his will power to not press his lips against yours. The image of your face all red with your moans in his ears. Yesterday’s fantasy began to play in his head and he could feel something rise. 
“I had so much fun today, Atticus. I appreciate you taking me out.” You said from your half of the bed. Your voice breaking him out of his trance.
“My pleasure.” 
“I’m so excited to make dinner tomorrow for us. I’ll work really hard for it to taste good.”
“Can’t wait to try yer cookin’. ”
“And Otto and Earl will be so happy for more treats.” 
“I’m sure they will.” 
“And my friends will be so happy to see us safe tomorrow.” You mumbled as you drifted off. 
-His mood soured immediately. There were still pests at home to exterminate. Atticus wasn’t above shoving a knife in their chest or feeding them to his pigs. Still, those methods were extremely messy. The chances of you finding your so-called “friends” were pretty high. He didn’t want to start his marriage off on a bad foot. 
-You grumbled in your sleep. He chuckled then gently traced your face with his hand. 
-Whatever
-He’d enjoy the moment with you now. Those vermin could wait to be dealt with. 
-Atticus leaned down and kissed your forehead. 
“Goodnight, Doll.” 
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Source: Out In America; A Portrait Of Gay and Lesbian Life , by Michael Goff and the staff of OUT magazine
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fruutes · 4 months
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GUYS I THOUGHT I HAD THESE ON HERE
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OK THANK U FOR LOOKING LOV U :>
I have a bunch of art of my sdv farmer Harmony/ham I forgot to upload them!! Here u can have these two for now and then then then later I will. Give more! Whether u want it or not!!!
It's sodbuster bc it said that on her profile thingy once and I thought it was So funny so I decided it will just be her last name lol
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ishiitake · 1 year
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Don’t get upset Harvey, it just makes you cuter.
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nimilla · 9 days
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hi Nim! it's been a while~
I've been thinking about Sol and Aelf. How do you think he would react if he saw someone constantly flirting with her?
Let's say Kansuke (idk if it's ooc for him to flirt with her knowing she's Aelf' girlfriend) you said he was pretty bold, so even if Sol doesn't care about him, his comments can make her flustered
Hiya, Silly! Indeed, it has been a while~
Aww, those two again 💕 I miss them a lot!! <3 Oh boy, Aelfdene has gotten a little revamp, so his personality changed a little. Though it's more on when low heart events, so I wonder how things go when they first met... But let's get to the answer! ✨️
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If we're talking about Kansuke flirting despite knowing Sol is Aelfdene's girlfriend, then it's definitely on purpose to annoy/test him. Kansuke is not the type to flirt with women who are already taken and Aelf is well aware of this, but even though he knew, he can't help but feel the need to just glared at Kansuke. Either from being protective or jealous... or just don't like to see Sol being uncomfortable by Kansuke's flirts. Sol will have to say something and Kansuke will leave her be, haha.
Glare | Aelfdene (OC)
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| Threatening Glare |
Though... It's different if it's another person... For example, let's say a guy is constantly flirting with Sol, and she does not like it and tells the guy to politely back off. But some people are bolder than Kansuke, so it doesn't stop the person from flirting with her despite already being told that she is already taken, and so, it shows discomfort in Sol. Once Aelf notices this, he won't just glare.
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He will become threatening either by his words or his looks. Or perhaps both.
By the way, this is a POV of the person! Yes, he can telepath with a person once they lock eyes. On the outside, he looks normal, but on the inside, he is enraged in here.
Ahem, I hope that answers the question! Sorry, it took me a while. I got sick + a headache, but I wanted to at least sketch for this ask, haha. Thank you for the question, Silly! I haven't thought about the two for a while now. I miss their wholesome relationship 🥺
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doll444luv · 1 month
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forced to be a British teenage girl, born to be a texas farmers daughter with a wife and 2-3 kids, cute little animals and a fruit farm with a lake just a small walk away from our gorgeous farmhouse.
me and my wife have a beautiful relationship and we love each other more than anything. we die together. our kids are grateful and kind and smart, they become successful and live a fulfilling life, never once taking anything for granted and one of our kids takes over our farm once we become too old but we stay living in the farm.
also we use guns just wanted to put that out there
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spicywhenspeaking · 3 months
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So we know that I love trashy reality tv and I’ve recently became obsessed with Farmer Wants a Wife.
I just wish that the point of the show was for them to be building a 6 person polycule that lives on the farm together…like why do we need to send people home ?
Why aren’t you all falling in love with each other?
I’m too bisexual for this.
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tweedstoat · 6 months
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Both Dany and Sansa being children and yet being continuously described as beautiful and YET the only men who are explicitly "attracted" them outside of their titles are creepy fkn old men like Jorah and Petyr.........jail. hell even.
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pinkmirth · 1 year
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seeing reiner’s lil crush on historia in seasons 1-3 is always so funny 😭 like rei rei baby listen! she’s for the girls! she’s fruit flavored! the queen is GAY!
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traffi · 9 months
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I just love the young version of them
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stinkrascal · 7 months
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i installed almost 300 new mods in sdv… time to put another 200 hrs into a new gp it seems 🧘
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masked-alien-lesbian · 8 months
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Stardew Valley Farmer x Penny
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Oops....I'm on my Stardew Valley bs again. I just love Penny so much! So meet Ren, my farmer girl with her best friend Apollo and her girlfriend/fiancee/wife, Penny!
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midnightcowboy1969 · 8 months
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David looking like his mommy <33
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saintdelilah · 2 years
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it makes soo much sense for Fez to dream a life on the prairie kind of life. His life has been chaos since he was basically born, living in a strip-club with an abusive father and then with a drug dealer grandma who then 'leaves', and leaves him alone fenting for two businesses and a child to raise. In both season he's SO stressed and shit is constantly happening to him, with everyone turning to him when shit hits the fan. My man craves peace at heart.
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farmerlesbian · 1 year
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i have been enjoying the asks y’all have sent in lately! it usually takes me a couple days to a couple weeks to answer asks so i hope y’all anons who send em in do eventually see the answer when i post it. i really do hope you find it helpful!
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