oh my fcking god Halsin you big hunk of treasure

The Duck

by Ogden Nash

Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond Of a puddle or pond. When it dines or sups, It bottoms ups.

Joey Richter playing birds

Glad to see that Red Guy x Duck is the first gay homophobic couple to be in the bri'ish TV

The Discarded

A short film that imagines scrapped animated characters having a life of their own, directed by Uli Meyer (The Duck)

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i love songs that sound like they could be in a musical or like theyre the overly dramatic villians musical number at the climax of the story but theyre not theyre just standalone songs like the dismemberment song by blue kid or trust me not by backseat vagabond or the main character by will wood oh and ESPECIALLY songs that tell a story like (insert almost any jonathan coulton song here)

Ep 68

Cucurucho,The Duck/El Pato and Osito Bimbo

GUYS AND PALS I FOUND THE DUCK ITS IN THE NEWSPAPER

It's episode 2, around 17:10

Sorry for poor quality but amazon hates seeing people happy and you can't make screenshots

Alternate universe that is exactly like ours except there is only one duck, known as The Duck, and just like people going to the Grand Canyon, tourists come from all over the world to visit The Duck; These last few years, it usually can be seen in a little pond in Belgium, but in the 1990ies scientists put a little tracker on it and there is a website where you can check its location; nobody knows how The Duck was formed - while there is probably a geological explanation, there are of course mandatory speculations about The Duck being made by aliens or evidence of the biblical Flood; Nyssalogists say there once where at least two ducks, based on geological evidence - fossil tracks about 5 million years old - but nobody knows what happened to the second duck, there is a lot of speculation, could have been a meteorite impact, or maybe The Duck just killed the Other Duck; In 2019 Disney tried to put a t-shirt and a little mickey mouse hat on it as a publicity stunt for Disneyland Berlin, a move that was protested by at least 20 people, or several hundred if you count tumblr posts, however, Disney agents were unable to complete their mission because The Duck bites.

If you were potentially to turn into a crazy anti, whose crazy anti would you be? :>

I Mean i thought its obvious 😭😭😭 but im not gonna guys if i ever start crossing the line call me out i really dont want to end up like drantis who talk more about dream than people they are fans of, i just keep rotating all of this in my head and nothing comes from it but except of that peace and love 🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊🕊

"theres nothing more asexual than flirting with your ace friends" - the duck